The Very Last Valkyrie
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since: 09-03-08, id: 1684565, Profile Updated: 04-11-13
country: UK
Author has written 84 stories for Twilight, Gossip Girl, Vampire Diaries, Glee, Robin Hood BBC, CSI: New York, Grey's Anatomy, Country Strong, Hunger Games, Girls, and Borgias.

Disclaimer: All characters and situations in my stories (excepting those which are original and of my own making) are the property of their respective authors, and no infringement is intended.

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1. King Of The Hill » reviews
The perfect couple: Tripp and Serena, America's sweethearts. The perfect cover: Blair Waldorf, society bride. The perfect catastrophe: Chuck Bass, billionaire businessman. Politics or passion, it's all about who's on top.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,533 - Reviews: 410 - Updated: 6-1-13 - Published: 10-23-12 - Chuck & Blair
2. Heart Lines reviews
Here is where a witch saw how I love you. It is written upon my hand. Post 3x09.
Borgias - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-28-13 - Cesare B. & Lucrezia B. - Complete
3. Kiss The Bride reviews
Tyler Lockwood and Karoline Forbes cordially invite Klaus Mikaelson to their wedding, to take place on...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-23-13 - Klaus & Caroline F. - Complete
4. Why We Don't Hug reviews
The real Klaus checks up on the real Caroline. Post 4x21.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-12-13 - Klaus & Caroline F. - Complete
5. In Nomine Fratris reviews
How could she ever compare to me, I who have always known where it is that makes you happy and where it is that makes you hurt. 3x04, sisterly love and sisterly hate.
Borgias - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-30-13 - Cesare B. & Lucrezia B. - Complete
6. Eden reviews
They are before sin: Adam and Eve falling, but not yet Fallen. Post 3x03.
Borgias - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-13 - Cesare B. & Lucrezia B. - Complete
7. Breath Of God » reviews
Let me taste your forbidden fruit. Let us create a new kind of brother and sisterhood. 3x03, Lucrezia to her brother, Cesare to his sister.
Borgias - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-22-13 - Cesare B. & Lucrezia B. - Complete
8. Beating Until We Break » reviews
The sequel to 'These Strings That Bind', 'And Tear Us Apart Again' and 'Heartbeat Come Undone' - a compilation of vignettes exploring C/B's past, present and future, sometimes happy, sometimes sad, sharp or sweet or sour. Bittersweet and strange.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 4-10-13 - Published: 8-3-12 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
9. This Modern Love reviews
Onetwothreefourfivesixseven STOP.
Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-18-13 - Complete
10. Blair Waldorf's Day Off reviews
You have to be cool to be queen. Inspired by the axed episode of the same name from season one.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-17-13 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
11. Little Lamb reviews
Chastisement is a strange way of showing you care, and visiting a murderer is a strange way of paying your respects.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-15-12 - Klaus & Caroline F. - Complete
12. Optimum reviews
A love letter is written from a queen to a king. Special thanks to Henry Bass for being good while his mother wrote this, and to Auntie Serena for the tissues.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-11-12 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
13. Burn This Out reviews
One hybrid, one vampire, one rickety barstool. "You're a fool to treat your body like currency, to use it to get what you want while you want it."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-3-12 - Klaus & Caroline F. - Complete
14. Miss Mystic Forbes reviews
Beauty queen of only eighteen, she's curious and he's glad she came.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-3-12 - Klaus & Caroline F. - Complete
15. In Pursuit Of Butterflies » reviews
Dazzling. Dangerous. Damned. The year is 1900, and Jenny Bass is taking the city by storm. Too bad her husband has his eyes on the prize she lost him, and too bad his princess is about to be besieged. Hearts will break; heads will roll.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,982 - Reviews: 520 - Updated: 9-29-12 - Published: 10-10-11 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
16. Do The Twist » reviews
"Again." They're going to break through the wall, the floor, they're going to set the room on fire. Based on the season six promo.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-11-12 - Published: 9-7-12 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
17. Here Is The Place Where I Love You reviews
There's never enough time to be selfish. Intimate Galeniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-4-12 - Gale H. & Katniss E. - Complete
18. Rock A Bye Baby reviews
They could have, should have been. Galeniss at the Reaping.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-4-12 - Gale H. & Katniss E. - Complete
19. Red Flag reviews
Their colours are bleeding together, red and white, victory and surrender. The bed is a battleground, and she's come to fight for him. Post season five finale, Chuck and Blair work out their issues - and some kinks.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-21-12 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
20. Brighter Than The Sun reviews
Chuck. Blair. The casino. Crossing the floor is fording the ocean, but she knows how to swim.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-14-12 - Chuck & Blair
21. Skinny Love reviews
He'd rather have all than nothing, nothing than half. There is no nutritional equivalent to true love.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-5-12 - Chuck & Blair
22. A Raven & A Lady reviews
With she still in her ballgown and he still in his tux, they talk - or don't talk.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-30-12 - Klaus & Caroline F. - Complete
23. I Don't Even Need Your Love reviews
Repost, previously entitled 'A Little Tyrant'. They do the nursery rhyme backwards: first comes the baby carriage, then comes the war, then comes surrender as the clothes hit the floor.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-28-12 - Chuck & Blair
24. 02:29 reviews
Of all the many dilemmas in life - and death - this is the worst: should I be more worried about the fact that he might kill me or that I haven't washed my hair? Fluffy Klaroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-7-12 - Klaus & Caroline F. - Complete
25. Silver Bells & Cuckoo Children » reviews
Though April may be more famous for its showers, it's important to remember that peace and goodwill should last all year round. Here's how our favourite UES-ers keep the Yule time gay in customary style. NJBC, N/S, C/B, future fic.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 3-2-12 - Published: 4-12-10 - Serena & Blair - Complete
26. Heartbeat Come Undone » reviews
The sequel to 'These Strings That Bind' and 'And Tear Us Apart Again' - a compilation of vignettes which span C/B's past, present and future with more than enough room left over for drama, tears, laughter and love. Vive l'amour.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,330 - Reviews: 144 - Updated: 2-24-12 - Published: 10-30-10 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
27. Dulce Et Decorum Est reviews
A princess honours her country first and her heart second. Blair character sketch set post 5x14, no particular pairing.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-7-12 - Blair - Complete
28. Platonism reviews
"You love him." "I do. You love her." "I do." Dan and Blair, mutually in love. Sex lives. Gin martinis. A white sun dress. This is how friendship should be.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 12-18-11 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
29. Agape reviews
For you, I push all my chips to the centre of the table. I give it all so you will win. My perspective on 'let him live'.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-6-11 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
30. The Varying Shades Of Peony » reviews
Beautiful. Dirty. Rich. The year is 1899, and society belle Blair Waldorf rules the ballroom. Desired by many and envied by all, Blair seems above reproach...until the one person with the power to ruin it all returns with his heart set on her destruction.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,177 - Reviews: 684 - Updated: 9-29-11 - Published: 5-23-11 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
31. Graceless reviews
A conscientious objector, he won't help her cut. He knows who'll kill them all if he discovers another was first to know her secret. Chair emphasis but Dair interaction, no pairing hate please.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-26-11 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
32. Like Nobody Else reviews
It starts out as a mistake: summer of '08, a bonfire on the beach. Her last summer before adulthood, and still she hates fire. AU, five summers in the Hamptons until a boy and a girl realise they hate the idea of being without each other.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-27-11 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
33. Original Sin reviews
It's a special kind of irony that the thing you want the most is always what you can't have. The apple had nothing to do with it - he wanted Eve.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-6-11 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
34. Young Roses reviews
It is the fate of some roses to love thorns; it takes nine months for a marriage to fall apart, and a great love once lost to bloom.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-17-11 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
35. The Boyfriends' Guide To Chair reviews
In a vain attempt at a birthday present, I attempt to make Chuck and Blair user friendly for even the most teen drama fearing among us. Failing that, it's also good for a laugh and contains someone named Audrey Creamhorn.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 5-11-11 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
36. Othello reviews
The Beast broke Beauty. The names are different, but he understands. He understands that he does not deserve to be forgiven.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-3-11 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
37. Anew reviews
There are no words for your heart and mine; I take thee, to have and to hold, 'til death do us part - like a life sentence, Waldorf, only you don't get time off for good behaviour.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 4-29-11 - Chuck & Blair
38. I Change Shape reviews
She eats their love alive, and then she eats herself. Jenny 3x22 character sketch, implied C/J, C/B.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-12-11 - Jenny - Complete
39. Virtue Fell » reviews
AU. A tortured billionaire. A beautiful thief. In a world of possibilities, there's only so many ways to find each other.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,539 - Reviews: 478 - Updated: 4-10-11 - Published: 1-11-11 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
40. Scarlett & Rhett reviews
And I heard your heart beating, you were in the darkness too, so I stayed in the darkness with you; even despair can sometimes bring us to a new happy ending. Warning: character deaths.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-17-11 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
41. Blameless reviews
When she gets burned, she doesn't want his love. When he fights back, she needs it.
Country Strong - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-6-11 - Beau & Chiles - Complete
42. The Fire Below » reviews
The harsh words of a mother turned a young Blair Waldorf to ice and even as one of London's most famous beauties, she spurns the company of men and vows never to love. There's just one problem with playing with fire: you might just get burnt. AU/Hist.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,075 - Reviews: 572 - Updated: 2-9-11 - Published: 3-8-10 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
43. The Tell Tale Heart reviews
Some people think with their heads, and some with their hearts. She thinks with the hole in her heart so she never has to give the whole of her heart away. Blair Waldorf character sketch, endgame C/B.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-8-11 - Blair & Chuck - Complete
44. He Called Me Baby reviews
She doesn't want to lose this - him.
Country Strong - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-26-10 - Beau & Chiles - Complete
45. O Hush The Noise, Ye Men Of Strife » reviews
...and hear the angels sing. A series of C/B oneshots which are, conveniently enough, also Christmas presents for my very nearest and dearest.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 12-20-10 - Published: 12-4-10 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
46. Burn reviews
What is she to him, anyway?
Country Strong - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-13-10 - Beau & Chiles - Complete
47. Tangerine Trees & Marmalade Skies reviews
The Non-Judging Breakfast Club lie on a golf course in the Hamptons and reflect. C/B, slight N/S.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-31-10 - Blair & Serena - Complete
48. And Tear Us Apart Again » reviews
The sequel to 'These Strings That Bind' - a collection of vignettes which document C/B's past, present and future, complete with a little angst, a little fluff, a little lovin' and a little laughter. Variety is the spice of life, after all.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,857 - Reviews: 154 - Updated: 10-26-10 - Published: 2-21-10 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
49. Facebooking With The NJBC » reviews
What if Gossip Girl monitored Facebook? What kind of posts would she intercept? What new secrets would she uncover? Discover the clubs, pages and statuses which make up the lives of your favourite Upper East Siders.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 10-25-10 - Published: 4-9-10 - Serena & Blair - Complete
50. These Endless Days Are Finally Ending In A Blaze reviews
The sickness comes upon them like a wildfire, and oh how it burns. For SaturnineSunshine.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-3-10 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
51. Reach Out And Touch Me » reviews
A surgical stew of C/O vignettes complete with hilarity, heartache, peach cobbler, sympathetic nervous systems and dynamite.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,485 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 9-27-10 - Published: 8-12-10 - Owen H. & Cristina Y.
52. Grace reviews
On reflection, it really would be easier if everyone just followed through on their promises and he stopped looking at her like that. MerDer, season two finale.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-24-10 - Derek S. & Meredith G. - Complete
53. The Voiceover That Never Was reviews
In which Cristina Yang earns her true Seattle Grace stripes through declamation on quickies, coffee and large naked men. Dedicated to all the lovelies over at In The After, especially angelamermaid for the captions of a lifetime.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-1-10 - Cristina Y. & Owen H. - Complete
54. Hit From The Morning Sun reviews
He craves, and she loves in the silence of a silent heart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-18-10 - Jasper & Alice - Complete
55. Alecto reviews
I am fury. I am glory. Look me in the eyes and know your death. Lindsay refuses to be powerless in the face of Hell. Slight Dantana.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-26-10 - Lindsay M. - Complete
56. Something » reviews
AU of The Ride-In and Sleight Out Of Hand. Danny makes good on a promise so Lindsay doesn't have to say goodbye. Dantana.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-26-10 - Published: 6-25-10 - Danny M. & Lindsay M. - Complete
57. Appelle Moi reviews
Normal couples call each other about baby formula and concert tickets. Dantana.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-24-10 - Danny M. & Lindsay M. - Complete
58. Mambo Italiano reviews
Danny shares his personal mantra and Lindsay tries not to pull a Meg Ryan. Dantana.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-23-10 - Danny M. & Lindsay M. - Complete
59. Every Now And Then reviews
...I fall apart. He's given her a hard line to walk. Season four Dantana.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-23-10 - Danny M. & Lindsay M. - Complete
60. Stop The Clocks reviews
'And I know you think those pretty eyes are nothing much to see...' The day of Lucy's birth through the eyes of six people who watch as beauty runs wild in a hospital room in New York. Dantana.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-10 - Danny M. & Lindsay M. - Complete
61. Big Sky Country reviews
An extension of the kiss during the season two finale which we never got to see. Lindsay has calluses, and that makes her different. Dantana.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-9-10 - Danny M. & Lindsay M. - Complete
62. Roi de Reine reviews
Home is subjective. Love is not.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-4-10 - Robin Hood & Marian - Complete
63. White Lines reviews
It sometimes feels as if she's spent her whole life stitching him back together. R/M.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-3-10 - Robin Hood & Marian - Complete
64. Better reviews
When it seems like all hope of that nothing becoming a something has gone, Quinn's decision to move out spurs Puck into action.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-3-10 - Puck & Quinn F. - Complete
65. Skylark reviews
A vignette about R/M with a little bit of angst, a little bit of fluff and a whole lot of love - because she brings out the best in him.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-9-10 - Robin Hood & Marian - Complete
66. Hellogoodbye reviews
Puck and Quinn may have a difficult relationship, but Quinn still fights for their baby because on some level it feels like she's fighting for them.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-24-10 - Puck & Quinn F. - Complete
67. East Meets West: Carpe Diem » reviews
ON PERMANENT HIATUS. School's out, and one part of Alice Brandon's life has ended. Prospective engagee, always vampire girlfriend and ever danger magnet, Alice's human days are numbered. But this time, the peril awaiting is much closer to home...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,436 - Reviews: 465 - Updated: 4-13-10 - Published: 1-21-09 - Jasper & Alice
68. Make Believe reviews
Rachel's thoughts during Take A Bow.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-25-10 - Rachel B. & Finn H. - Complete
69. These Strings That Bind » reviews
A collection of C/B vignettes covering their past, present and future. Some are fluffy, some are angsty, some are long and some are short, but all were written with great love for one of my favourite ever pairings.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 11,701 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 3-20-10 - Published: 9-11-09 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
70. Virginia reviews
Elena the ice princess dreams of Damon, and tries not to regret Stefan.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-4-10 - Elena G. & Damon S. - Complete
71. All We Are reviews
There's something between us, deeper than blood. I see it...and I think you see it too.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-26-10 - Elena G. & Damon S. - Complete
72. Double Tap reviews
Playing a game to alleviate your boredom can very easily become playing a game you're bound to lose.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-26-10 - Damon S. - Complete
73. A Little Less 162 Candles, A Little More Touching reviews
Seems like Damon's losing his religion...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-11-10 - Damon S. - Complete
74. The Waldass Prenuptial Agreement reviews
Rules regarding lingerie, castration and Audrey Hepburn await as Chuck and Blair prepare to take the plunge.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 1-7-10 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
75. Swansong reviews
The light of a whole world dies when love is done. AU, oneshot.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-9-09 - Chuck & Blair - Complete
76. Passion reviews
He holds no semblance of control against the power of her passion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-5-09 - Jasper & Alice - Complete
77. Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy reviews
AU/AH. Alice is forced to visit a strip club for Bella's bachelorette party, but she soon sees something she likes in the form of a golden haired, hazel eyed Texan with far too many clothes. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-8-09 - Jasper & Alice - Complete
78. The Pixie and the Shoemaker reviews
Inspired by the 'Once Upon A Twilight' contest, here be the tale of a sexy shoemaker, a foul mouthed pixie, and a cat called Galveston. Rated T for farytale cussing and rippling abdominals.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-24-09 - Jasper & Alice - Complete
79. The Adoration Of The Imprinter reviews
Deliciously decadent and fluffy as a cloud - chocolate mousse for the literary soul.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-29-09 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
80. Smile For A Stranger reviews
AU/AH. Fifty years before Twilight, a young woman finds herself captivated by a man who watches her from afar. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-5-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete
81. Deep South » reviews
Alice Brandon lost her enmity for Forks when she found Jasper Hale, vegetarian vampire and love of her life. But when new foes enter the equation, the forbidden love between vampire and mortal will be tested in ways they could never have imagined…
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 26,297 - Reviews: 467 - Updated: 1-20-09 - Published: 12-13-08 - Jasper & Alice - Complete
82. True North » reviews
Alice Brandon moves to Forks with very low expectations, and nothing happens to change her mind. But Alice can't help feeling irresistibly drawn to the handsome, aloof Jasper Hale, and wondering whether she's really found her true direction after all...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,203 - Reviews: 366 - Updated: 12-13-08 - Published: 9-24-08 - Jasper & Alice - Complete
83. Romeo reviews
This isn't one of those 'Edward-comes-back-but-Bella's-married-with-kids' stories. This is one of those 'The-Edward-begging-scene-you-both-wish-and-don't- wish-was-in-New-Moon-because-you-like-the-Volturi- storyline' stories. Read it and weep.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-26-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete
84. Not A Chance » reviews
Emmett likes Rosalie, and Rosalie likes Emmett - she just doesn't know it yet. Will Emmett be able to convince her? Not a chance!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-5-08 - Emmett & Rosalie - Complete