September 19th, 2009

I will tell you about me. I am the greatest and most interesting person you may ever come across. Not. I'm absolutely ordinary. Sort of. I have my moments of utter insanity, but who doesn't ;)? I've recently gotten rid of everything in my profile, deciding to write it over, and give a more personal, deeper me. If you want to hear it, anyways ;)

Let's start with the typical profiling:

Gender: to be be kept a secret ;)

Name: also to be kept a secret

Age: that, too, is a secret

Okay, so that told you nothing about me. But, actually, this is pointless, because in my last profile I told you my name. Which gives away my gender. In one of my fic author's note, I also told you my age. I'm just doing this for fun:) Gives me an air of mystery (sort of... okay, not really). And if you've seen my old e-mail... Okay, well, whatever -.-

I just changed my pen name from "smileyz" to "Rain Unwritten." So you can call me Rain :) or Rain Unwritten

I like writing, and sometimes I wish to become a great author, such as J. K. Rowling. (C'mon, she's awesome!) But, alas, I cannot. Because I really don't have the talent. Or I'm just not patient enough to write a book. Okay, so it's both. But I still enjoy writing ;)

Another thing about me is that I like to put smiley faces everywhere on my profile :D (as you can see...)

When writing a story, I procrastinate. A lot. But I try. Kind of (haha xP). I hate to plan out endings, but I don't like writing sequels (unless it's really absolutely necessary.) I also really dislike what I call "one-liners", which is a story or chapter in which every paragraph is a short little line. One line. Though, I admit, my first two stories (especially my first story) consists of many one-liner chapters. My second and third stories don't though:)

Here's and example (I wrote it myself):

"Turpentine glared at him.

He was in trouble.

Her eyes were lit afire, and he was now in a daze, pondering that this was not how he wanted to die.

He expected her to start lashing out.

She didn't.

Instead, she did the most out-of-character thing.

Brave, strong, stern Turpentine cried.

Gabe was taken aback.

Crying?

Turpentine?

This was a side he had never before seen.

A vulnerable side.

She began walking toward him, still bawling.

Her every movement was shaky.

She grabbed onto his dirt-stained shirt and started soaking it with her tears.

Voice trembling, she whispered "Don't ever scare me like that again."

He wrapped his arms around her.

Giving a small smile, he whispered , "Sorry." "

Now imagine that for a whole story, forever and ever, not even giving two lines. That seriously bugs me. There's like, a ginormous blank space on the right side, too.

Poo~!

That's enough for today, but, (to quote The Terminator,) "I'll be back." ;)