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since: 09-06-08, id: 1686870, Profile Updated: 11-28-09
country: Philippines
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

(Okay, my original penname was XxXBOOMchickaBOOMXxX but I've change it to xxbochixx, and I know my bio is SUPER random. I just change ideas out of a sudden.)

I have crunchyroll, Facebook, Ragnarok, Multiply, World of Warcraft Wrath of The Lich King, Moshimonsters (Not really mine, considering the fact I use my brother's. Damn, I love him!) If you want any of those, just PM me and leave a note... or talk to me there in the site itself. But tell me you're from FF. (Crunchyroll=baterina1234, FB= Strictly personal, I'm not giving my name, WOW= chizkeyk, Ragnarok= A lot.. I'm not going to bother you with all of them XD, Multiply= Same damn thing as FB, moshimonster, baterina_1234, I did something wrong, so the age's wrong :)) )

HELP! (I'll put all of my little/big problemos here.)

XBeta needed!X Problem solved by Cherry Blossom Girl13 and CherryBlossom555

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Lookie:

Hey people to my profile.It's either you're really, REALLY bored or you looked at my profile for the sake at looking at my profile. :))

Description: Black hair, light brown eyes. (Hazel-ish :D) I weigh 83 pounds, and I'm 5 feet tall. I'm still growing!

The Name(s) I Go By: Tina, Eza/ Essa

B-Day: June 18, 1992

Age: 17

Loves: Cheese, crack pairings, snickers, reviews, and people who reply to my reviews. :D

Hates: Anything orange. I hate that color. Sasuke, people who don't forgive, people who betrayed me

What People Say I am:Crazy, insane, smart, mean, sensative...dirty...I meant what I think. Emotional, and I guess bipolar... O.o They say my personality is different everytime I talk to them.

Favorite Pairings:

~Naruto~

DeiSaku

DeiSaso

DeiSakuSaso. :))

~Hetalia: Axis Powers~

USxUK or UKxUS

GermanyxItaly

USxCanada (Yeah, they're twins... :D)

USxRussia

AustriaxPrussia

EVERYTHING! :D

AmericaxWORLD!, or CanadaxWORLD!

FYI: Jewel.Of.The.Night is my sister. Younger. :D

People I consider friends:

-Crimson Stained Angel

-Yumeria Sendai

-Jewel.Of.The.Night

-Authoress of Heartbreak

Favorite food:

Anything sweet. :D

Favorite Animal:

Foxes and Weasels. XD

Favorite song:

Anything pop. Like Paramore, Jonas Brothers, Click Five, All Time Low, All-American Rejects, etc.

Favorite Bands/ Artists:

A lot, the ones mentioned above.

Most Hated Food:

Ugh, spicy stuff. And I guess...watermelon.

Most Hated animal:

...Fish. (No offense Kisame!)

Most Hated Songs:

Classical, I'm not that type of teen who loves the piano and stuff. and Miley Cyrus. ( again, no offense)

Most Hated Artist/ Bands:

Same as above.

I know I have said before that I hated Yaoi and yuri...but after meeting several bisexual people on this site, I realized that maybe...I should just accept yaoi and yuri...Because being gay or lesbian is like being half-bi. I kind of became friends with the bisexual people here, I thought they would be different...but no, they act like everyone else here! So I realized my mistake...and is neither pro or anti of yuri or yaoi. In fact, yaoi is hot when it's NaruSasu or DeiSaso...even ItaDei! :D So I'm sorry if I insulted people here... And also, due to Hetalia, I know LOVE YAOI! =))

~Stories in Progress~ (Updates will come slow due to xxbochixx being a lazy bitch.)

-Friends Twice, Enemies Once- Typing, 5 pages done.

-Mine- Will start typing after FTEO and Change Me

-Change Me- CHAPTER 4(?) UP! :D I'm awesome!

~Possible Stories~

-It's Not April (AkaSaku, oneshot, suspense-ish, T)

-Consequences (DeiSaku, vampire fic, multi-chap, T)

-Trial of Love (DeiSaku, fantasy fic, two-shot, T)

-Untitled.. :D (DeiSaku, general, romance, one-shot, M or T)

~Stories Finished~

-Girls Will Be Girls

-Things Gone Wacky

-Why Me?

Copy and Paste Section!!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.u have

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, Emo-GothFreak,Cheeseeatingsurrenderrat,sakura-sasuke-together, Princesssayuri1, VampireToshiro,TeardropsOfAnAngel, Fourteenth Guardian, xless.then.three, xxbochiboxx

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasori: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasori: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasori: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasori: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasori: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasori: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasori: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasori runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because
you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life! and that is why I love you!

I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1.Itachi

2.Sasori

3.Sakura

4.Deidara

5.Pein

6.Hinata

7.Hidan

8.Kurenai

9.Konan

10.Gaara

11. Temari

12.Kiba

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Hinata/Temari? NO! I don't think I will any time either! Like I said, I have only read yaoi

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Is Deidara hot? IS DEIDARA HOT?! How dare you even ask that question?! Of course he is!! In fact he's smokin' hot!! Hot enough for me to jump on him!! And other things...-wink- -wink-

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Kiba got Kurenai pregnant...Asuma would get jealous and probably kill Kiba and besides Kurenai's Kiba's SENSEI! Although that I think that is really a problem for those KakaSaku fans! :D

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

About Konan? Yup!It was Pein/Konan! Really good! :D

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Let's see Sasori and Hinata, NO! Ugh, have they even met?! The only female Sasori ever met was Sakura! And I know that ONE single twist can make Sasori and Hinata meet...but yeah...I prefer SasoSaku...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Pein/Konan or Pein/Gaara, obviously Five/Nine!Pein and Konan are a better couple! Besides, Pein is the reason Gaara died, even if he didn't kill him. Deidara did...(Why Deidara WHY?!)

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

What if Hidan walked in on Sasori and Kiba having sex? -sweatdrop- He'll probably report to Pein about Sasori...and tell Sakura or Deidara that Sasori's cheating on them!! Whoever Sasori's with!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Sakura and Gaara...I'm okay with that pairing...let's see: Gaara's feeling lonely...nobody's there to help him...except...except for a certain blossom. That okay?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Itachi and Kurenai...ick...I don't know...Wondering why I said ick? I just can't see the two together...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Hidan and Kiba? umm...how about"The Grim Reaper CAN be nice" That sounded weird...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

My mind is officially scared just by THINKING about it! Is that even possible?! But Deidara and Itachi is okay...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Uh, I don't know...I do though...XD Let's see...There's AkaSaku het, SauSaku het, NaruSaku het and basically EveryoneSaku het! XD Yup, I'm a green chick! I just don't write het/lemons! :D I'm a chicken... I know!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Temari? Yup!My best bud, she thinks that she's hard to draw though... come on! Who else has that original hair of hers?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

Sasori/Deidara/Pein? um...I don't know with my friends...it sounds hot though... :D I read one... though it was one-sided Pein/ Deidara...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Gaara?scream? I don't think that's possible...I've only heard him scream once...at the Chunnin exams...

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Kurenai? umm...I don't know a song that fits her...

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Itachi/Hinata/Kiba?Umm...WARNING:VIOLENCE AND RATED M BECAUSE OF RAPE!! :D

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Pick-up line...Gaara and Sakura? I don't think Gaara USES pick-up lines but oh well "I cut myself with sand...can you heal it for me?"

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"Kurenai!You're committing treason!! With an S-classed-supposed-to-be-dead-criminal, no less!"

20) How emo is Seven?

Um...Hidan's VERY emo, but he's still awesome!!but...is he emo or suicidal?

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba, Angelaurora7777(obssessively and almost nonstop, i could spend my entire day reading fanfic), xXdei-deiXx(lol i'm a fanfic addit and im damn proudXD), xxbochixx ( I went until 9:00 in the morning till 2:00 the next day :D nonstop! except for eating...)

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:

If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:

Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Ebil Chameleon, you.broke.a.promise, kattylin, Hinatakura,
Sakuranata, hinoru14, SassySaku,CommitedToKiba, Angelaurora7777, xXdei-deiXx, xxbochiboxx

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

THE WE LOVE ITASAKU CLUB: If You Love The Pairing ItaSaku From NARUTO, Then Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile and Add Your Name To The List: NejiSakuFan / xXHyuugaSakuraXx /, My.Dark.Tears., Angry Fox Girl ,Setsugeka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity, Mori Yousei Khickadee15, Narutofang91, xxbochiboxx

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.(EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (xxbochixx: What the fuck?)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (xxbochixx:WHAT?!)
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (xxbochixx: Fuck, this is unfair)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (xxbochixx:-twitch-)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (xxbochixx: Just one of them! Joke! XD)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and tha'ts how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (xxbochixx: Unintentionally!)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (xxbochixx: True... True...)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (xxbochixx: I'm allowed to stalk boyfriends!)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (xxbochixx: I can't believe i actually admitted that!)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (XD Once)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. (xxbochixxJust...drink)
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (xxbochixx: Just sensitive damnit!)

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionistI'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (xxbochixx: Yes. I admit I do have problems)

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagel said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

IF YOU HATE KARIN FROM NARUTO FEEL FREE TO PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

Sing to the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

with a 'death bomb'

BANG! BOOM!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE! (BWAHAHAHA, DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD)

Girls Don't Realize These Things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too

Hey! This is the end!! I luv you all!! XD

Now, for Random Sims 2 facts: I made my own little Naruto-verse!

One house is half of Akatsuki. Another house for the other half. A house for Team 7. A house for Team 8 and etc! Funny thing, I hooked up Sakura with Diedara. (Of course I did! DeiSaku is my all-time favorite pairing! I'm a fan till the end!)

Sasuke died in my Sims... he got burned while he was cooking. :D

Sasori is an astronaut!!

Sakura and Diedara moved out... they have their own house now... they woohooed too! (Simswise) Funny fact is, they're not married...

There's PeinKonan too... :)) Damn, why am I telling you this?!

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1. Animal Within reviews
Sakura found out she could turn herself, and other people into their inner animals...and she unfortunately forgets the spell that turns her back into a human...Is she stuck as an animal forever? Or will her best friend, Deidara, help her? DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-28-09 - Deidara & Sakura H.
2. Girls Will Be Girls reviews
Sasori may be smart, but girls will be girls throughout tantrums, puberty, pranks, and love. DEISAKU, with SasoSaku sibling love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-1-09 - Deidara & Sakura H. - Complete
3. Friends twice, Enemies once » reviews
Knowing Akatsuki when she was younger isn't that awesome. It leaves Sakura with a choice. Konoha, her native home, or Akatsuki, with the people who helped her be who she is? It would've been an easier choice if she wasn't in love with one of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,407 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 8-29-09 - Published: 9-12-08 - Deidara & Sakura H.
4. Mine » reviews
The Uchiha's back, and I mean the younger one. Sakura's distressed, Gaara's becoming possesive of our blossom, Naruto's moody.....Gaara has a firm hold on Sakura, and he's not letting her go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-27-09 - Published: 9-25-08 - Gaara & Sakura H.
5. Change Me » reviews
Deidara had always been a playboy, dumping his girlfriends after a week, a little bipolar too. What happens when he meets his female alter ego, Haruno Sakura? Who's also a Playgirl? It's South Konoha's playboy vs. Former North Konoha's playgirl.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,218 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 5-11-09 - Deidara & Sakura H.
6. Things Gone Wacky reviews
Just some little randomness, with a little help from my sister! In the naruto-verse things are going wacky, birds are talking, Kisame's the supposed 'king' of the fishies, and Itachi's stealing!, and what's this? Sasori's ALIVE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-10-08 - Complete
7. Why Pick Me? reviews
A short oneshot on what happens when Shikamaru doubts Sakura's feelings for him.... A conflict arises, but it turns out okay in the end!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-13-08 - Shikamaru N. & Sakura H. - Complete
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