| xxbochixx |
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto. (Okay, my original penname was XxXBOOMchickaBOOMXxX but I've change it to xxbochixx, and I know my bio is SUPER random. I just change ideas out of a sudden.) I have crunchyroll, Facebook, Ragnarok, Multiply, World of Warcraft Wrath of The Lich King, Moshimonsters (Not really mine, considering the fact I use my brother's. Damn, I love him!) If you want any of those, just PM me and leave a note... or talk to me there in the site itself. But tell me you're from FF. (Crunchyroll=baterina1234, FB= Strictly personal, I'm not giving my name, WOW= chizkeyk, Ragnarok= A lot.. I'm not going to bother you with all of them XD, Multiply= Same damn thing as FB, moshimonster, baterina_1234, I did something wrong, so the age's wrong :)) ) HELP! (I'll put all of my little/big problemos here.) XBeta needed!X Problem solved by Cherry Blossom Girl13 and CherryBlossom555 CHECK THIS OUT!===> akatsuki.com Lookie: Hey people to my profile.It's either you're really, REALLY bored or you looked at my profile for the sake at looking at my profile. :)) Description: Black hair, light brown eyes. (Hazel-ish :D) I weigh 83 pounds, and I'm 5 feet tall. I'm still growing! The Name(s) I Go By: Tina, Eza/ Essa B-Day: June 18, 1992 Age: 17 Loves: Cheese, crack pairings, snickers, reviews, and people who reply to my reviews. :D Hates: Anything orange. I hate that color. Sasuke, people who don't forgive, people who betrayed me What People Say I am:Crazy, insane, smart, mean, sensative...dirty...I meant what I think. Emotional, and I guess bipolar... O.o They say my personality is different everytime I talk to them. Favorite Pairings: ~Naruto~ DeiSaku DeiSaso DeiSakuSaso. :)) ~Hetalia: Axis Powers~ USxUK or UKxUS GermanyxItaly USxCanada (Yeah, they're twins... :D) USxRussia AustriaxPrussia EVERYTHING! :D AmericaxWORLD!, or CanadaxWORLD! FYI: Jewel.Of.The.Night is my sister. Younger. :D People I consider friends: -Crimson Stained Angel -Yumeria Sendai -Jewel.Of.The.Night -Authoress of Heartbreak Favorite food: Anything sweet. :D Favorite Animal: Foxes and Weasels. XD Favorite song: Anything pop. Like Paramore, Jonas Brothers, Click Five, All Time Low, All-American Rejects, etc. Favorite Bands/ Artists: A lot, the ones mentioned above. Most Hated Food: Ugh, spicy stuff. And I guess...watermelon. Most Hated animal: ...Fish. (No offense Kisame!) Most Hated Songs: Classical, I'm not that type of teen who loves the piano and stuff. and Miley Cyrus. ( again, no offense) Most Hated Artist/ Bands: Same as above. I know I have said before that I hated Yaoi and yuri...but after meeting several bisexual people on this site, I realized that maybe...I should just accept yaoi and yuri...Because being gay or lesbian is like being half-bi. I kind of became friends with the bisexual people here, I thought they would be different...but no, they act like everyone else here! So I realized my mistake...and is neither pro or anti of yuri or yaoi. In fact, yaoi is hot when it's NaruSasu or DeiSaso...even ItaDei! :D So I'm sorry if I insulted people here... And also, due to Hetalia, I know LOVE YAOI! =)) ~Stories in Progress~ (Updates will come slow due to xxbochixx being a lazy bitch.) -Friends Twice, Enemies Once- Typing, 5 pages done. -Mine- Will start typing after FTEO and Change Me -Change Me- CHAPTER 4(?) UP! :D I'm awesome! ~Possible Stories~ -It's Not April (AkaSaku, oneshot, suspense-ish, T) -Consequences (DeiSaku, vampire fic, multi-chap, T) -Trial of Love (DeiSaku, fantasy fic, two-shot, T) -Untitled.. :D (DeiSaku, general, romance, one-shot, M or T) ~Stories Finished~ -Girls Will Be Girls -Things Gone Wacky -Why Me? Copy and Paste Section!! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.u have Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, Emo-GothFreak,Cheeseeatingsurrenderrat,sakura-sasuke-together, Princesssayuri1, VampireToshiro,TeardropsOfAnAngel, Fourteenth Guardian, xless.then.three, xxbochiboxx Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind? I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions: 1.Itachi 2.Sasori 3.Sakura 4.Deidara 5.Pein 6.Hinata 7.Hidan 8.Kurenai 9.Konan 10.Gaara 11. Temari 12.Kiba 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Hinata/Temari? NO! I don't think I will any time either! Like I said, I have only read yaoi 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Is Deidara hot? IS DEIDARA HOT?! How dare you even ask that question?! Of course he is!! In fact he's smokin' hot!! Hot enough for me to jump on him!! And other things...-wink- -wink- 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Kiba got Kurenai pregnant...Asuma would get jealous and probably kill Kiba and besides Kurenai's Kiba's SENSEI! Although that I think that is really a problem for those KakaSaku fans! :D 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? About Konan? Yup!It was Pein/Konan! Really good! :D 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Let's see Sasori and Hinata, NO! Ugh, have they even met?! The only female Sasori ever met was Sakura! And I know that ONE single twist can make Sasori and Hinata meet...but yeah...I prefer SasoSaku... 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Pein/Konan or Pein/Gaara, obviously Five/Nine!Pein and Konan are a better couple! Besides, Pein is the reason Gaara died, even if he didn't kill him. Deidara did...(Why Deidara WHY?!) 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? What if Hidan walked in on Sasori and Kiba having sex? -sweatdrop- He'll probably report to Pein about Sasori...and tell Sakura or Deidara that Sasori's cheating on them!! Whoever Sasori's with! 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Sakura and Gaara...I'm okay with that pairing...let's see: Gaara's feeling lonely...nobody's there to help him...except...except for a certain blossom. That okay? 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Itachi and Kurenai...ick...I don't know...Wondering why I said ick? I just can't see the two together... 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Hidan and Kiba? umm...how about"The Grim Reaper CAN be nice" That sounded weird... 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? My mind is officially scared just by THINKING about it! Is that even possible?! But Deidara and Itachi is okay... 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Uh, I don't know...I do though...XD Let's see...There's AkaSaku het, SauSaku het, NaruSaku het and basically EveryoneSaku het! XD Yup, I'm a green chick! I just don't write het/lemons! :D I'm a chicken... I know! 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Temari? Yup!My best bud, she thinks that she's hard to draw though... come on! Who else has that original hair of hers? 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five Sasori/Deidara/Pein? um...I don't know with my friends...it sounds hot though... :D I read one... though it was one-sided Pein/ Deidara... 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Gaara?scream? I don't think that's possible...I've only heard him scream once...at the Chunnin exams... 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Kurenai? umm...I don't know a song that fits her... 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Itachi/Hinata/Kiba?Umm...WARNING:VIOLENCE AND RATED M BECAUSE OF RAPE!! :D 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Pick-up line...Gaara and Sakura? I don't think Gaara USES pick-up lines but oh well "I cut myself with sand...can you heal it for me?" 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? "Kurenai!You're committing treason!! With an S-classed-supposed-to-be-dead-criminal, no less!" 20) How emo is Seven? Um...Hidan's VERY emo, but he's still awesome!!but...is he emo or suicidal? If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba, Angelaurora7777(obssessively and almost nonstop, i could spend my entire day reading fanfic), xXdei-deiXx(lol i'm a fanfic addit and im damn proudXD), xxbochixx ( I went until 9:00 in the morning till 2:00 the next day :D nonstop! except for eating...) THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, THE WE LOVE ITASAKU CLUB: If You Love The Pairing ItaSaku From NARUTO, Then Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile and Add Your Name To The List: NejiSakuFan / xXHyuugaSakuraXx /, My.Dark.Tears., Angry Fox Girl ,Setsugeka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity, Mori Yousei Khickadee15, Narutofang91, xxbochiboxx For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagel said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. IF YOU HATE KARIN FROM NARUTO FEEL FREE TO PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! Sing to the tune of 'I love you, you love me' I love you You love me Let's go out and KILL KARIN with a 'death bomb' BANG! BOOM! KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE! (BWAHAHAHA, DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD) Girls Don't Realize These Things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too Hey! This is the end!! I luv you all!! XD Now, for Random Sims 2 facts: I made my own little Naruto-verse! One house is half of Akatsuki. Another house for the other half. A house for Team 7. A house for Team 8 and etc! Funny thing, I hooked up Sakura with Diedara. (Of course I did! DeiSaku is my all-time favorite pairing! I'm a fan till the end!) Sasuke died in my Sims... he got burned while he was cooking. :D Sasori is an astronaut!! Sakura and Diedara moved out... they have their own house now... they woohooed too! (Simswise) Funny fact is, they're not married... There's PeinKonan too... :)) Damn, why am I telling you this?! | |||||||||
1. Animal Within reviewsSakura found out she could turn herself, and other people into their inner animals...and she unfortunately forgets the spell that turns her back into a human...Is she stuck as an animal forever? Or will her best friend, Deidara, help her? DeiSakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-28-09 - Deidara & Sakura H.2. Girls Will Be Girls reviewsSasori may be smart, but girls will be girls throughout tantrums, puberty, pranks, and love. DEISAKU, with SasoSaku sibling love.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-1-09 - Deidara & Sakura H. - Complete3. Friends twice, Enemies once » reviewsKnowing Akatsuki when she was younger isn't that awesome. It leaves Sakura with a choice. Konoha, her native home, or Akatsuki, with the people who helped her be who she is? It would've been an easier choice if she wasn't in love with one of them.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,407 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 8-29-09 - Published: 9-12-08 - Deidara & Sakura H.4. Mine » reviewsThe Uchiha's back, and I mean the younger one. Sakura's distressed, Gaara's becoming possesive of our blossom, Naruto's moody.....Gaara has a firm hold on Sakura, and he's not letting her go.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-27-09 - Published: 9-25-08 - Gaara & Sakura H.5. Change Me » reviewsDeidara had always been a playboy, dumping his girlfriends after a week, a little bipolar too. What happens when he meets his female alter ego, Haruno Sakura? Who's also a Playgirl? It's South Konoha's playboy vs. Former North Konoha's playgirl.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,218 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 5-11-09 - Deidara & Sakura H.6. Things Gone Wacky reviewsJust some little randomness, with a little help from my sister! In the naruto-verse things are going wacky, birds are talking, Kisame's the supposed 'king' of the fishies, and Itachi's stealing!, and what's this? Sasori's ALIVE!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-10-08 - Complete7. Why Pick Me? reviewsA short oneshot on what happens when Shikamaru doubts Sakura's feelings for him.... A conflict arises, but it turns out okay in the end!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-13-08 - Shikamaru N. & Sakura H. - Complete