Lily-Ride-Cullen
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since: 09-06-08, id: 1687048, Profile Updated: 03-16-09
country: UK
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

HELLOOOOOO!!

so, yeah,
This is Lily-Ride-Cullen

I write sories for twilight. You havn't read twilght?! WHAT??

Go shoot yourself in the foot.

i'm also planning on writing ones for maximum ride, and maybe fear street...

Anyways, info on me

Name: Lily (like, duh, seen the user name by chance?)
Age: "yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby"
School: Some random Secondary school (or as americans call it High school... or middle school. their awesome ways confuse my small brain) in the south east of england

Has: Dark Blonde hair, Bluey greeny eyes, a tall(ish) slim(ish) figure, A FRIEND WHO I CAN SHARE MY MADNESS WITH!!

Loves: TWILIGHT!! MAXIMUM RIDE!! ALL FOLLOWERS OF THESE THINGS!!
singing, drama, dancing, reading, art, this boy (DreamerH21 knows who i'm talking about. Lol Holly), money (when i have it), cats, sport... i could go on but you will get bored, for sure

Hates: maths, people who hate you for no reason, populars who are just bitches, brussel sprouts, mushy peas, R.E (religeous education), GCSE's (i'm starting mine soon... oh joy (Sarcasm in use))

Aspires to be: a west end performer, broadway, musical theatre stuff like that...

Anyways saw this on someones profile and i was like omg that is so me! so, yeah, here it is...

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile.

If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty, maximum-ride-003, Lily-Ride-Cullen

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever eaten something none of your friends would try, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family etc. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you love Twilight and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Twilight that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.


1. Lifted Boundaries » reviews
An ordinary day to a dark disaster. Nessie is kidnapped, what will happen? Where will they go? What will they do? Will they ever see Nessie again? All boundaries are lifted when it comes to this. After BD, normal pairings, basically carried on after BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,357 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 10-29-08
2. Mince Pies reviews
It's nearly christmas and Renesmee wants to get into the christmas spirit! With Jacob, Nessie, Bella, Edward. one shot. after BD.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-25-08 - Complete