| StephenP18 |
Author has written 38 stories for Mario, Bubble Bobble, Spyro the Dragon, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Teletubbies. Howdy folks. My name is Stephen Paget. I am one of the few male fanfiction writers seeing as I hear about 75 percent of fanfiction writers are female. I'm a young adult, who enjoys cartoons, comedies and the occasional movie. I spent a good amount of time watching movies on Youtube. I live in Kilmarnock, Scotland, and no I don't have red hair and I don't dress in a kilt very day of my life or drink heavily. I hate that frickin' only 2 percent true stereotype. If anybody is going to ask me if I'm going to do more fanfics, that's for me to decide and you'll have to wait and see. My mind surprises me with ideas sometimes. I am working on a Mario story called "Super Mario Humor Novel." Unlike all my other stories it is actually for the first time ever going to have more than one chapter in it. I do know how to write multi part stories, I just love writing short stories the most. Don't ask me when it comes out because I really don't know. Well that's all I fell like putting. Peace out! | |||||||||
1. A Super Mario Sketch Show New year! reviewsLet's see how Mario and friends celebrate 2010! Warning: This fanfic contains some strong language and bad taste. Prequel to lost ending episode.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-9-09 - Wario & Waluigi - Complete2. A Super Mario Sketch Show Christmas reviewsEven though the series has ended, I thought I would revive it one more time for a christmas special! Let's see how the Wicked Bros celebrate their christmas. Warning: Some strong language and bad taste. Prequel to lost ending episode.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-28-09 - Wario & Waluigi - Complete3. Wario gives Mario a lift to work reviewsWhile running late for his plumbing shop, mario actually accepts a lift from Wario. What will happen? Not for people who hate Wario's bad taste.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-23-09 - Mario & Wario - Complete4. The lost ending to Super Mario Sketch Show reviewsIn this final episode, Bowser is killed for good and the Mushroom Kingdom live happily ever after.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-22-09 - Mario & Bowser - Complete5. Super Mario Sketch Show Episode 14 reviewsOnly a few words to say for this episode. Luigi takes up ballet dancing.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-22-09 - Mario & Luigi - Complete6. Super Mario Sketch Show Episode 13 reviewsYoshi has a weird dream, Mario loses at golf and the Wicked Bros talk about overpopulation!Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-22-09 - Wario & Waluigi - Complete7. Super Mario Sketch Show Episode 12 reviewsMario and Luigi have their evil alter-egos Wario and Waluigi. Now say hello to Wapeach, Wadaisy, Watoad and Wayoshi! The evil alter-egos of Peach,Daisy, Toad and Yoshi! Only one sketch but still an entertaining episode!Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-21-09 - Wario & Waluigi - Complete8. Super Mario Sketch Show Episode 11 reviewsMario must learn to use invincible stars more carefully, also featuring an amusing random thought from Wicked Bros. Wario and Waluigi! Warning: Some strong language.Mario - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-21-09 - Wario & Waluigi - Complete9. Super Mario Sketch Show episode 10 reviewsWow....I'm making a good amount of these now. More humourous sketches! Featuring the third appearance of Doctor Walson and the Wicked Bros., Wario and Waluigi!Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-8-09 - Mario & Luigi - Complete10. Super Mario Sketch Show episode 9 reviewsMario and Luigi talk about the racism found in their games. Only one sketch in this episode, but it's a good one! Warning: Some strong language.Mario - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-8-09 - Mario & Luigi - Complete11. Super Mario Sketch Show episode 8 reviewsWhat crazy hilarious antics, well Mario get up to trying to rescue the princess? Special guest: Link from the Legend of Zelda series. Warning: Some strong language.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-7-09 - Mario & Toad - Complete12. Super Mario Sketch Show Episode 7 reviewsIn episode 6 you saw the humourous actions that happened if Super Mario Bros was more realistic, but now see the humourous actions that would happen if Mario Kart was more realistic and had more logic! Not a very fun game.Warning: Some strong languageMario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-4-09 - Mario & Luigi13. Super Mario Sketch show episode 6 reviewsCan anybody imagine what would happen if Mario was much more realistic? Let me tell you this, it wouldn’t be a very fun game. Warning: Some strong language.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-31-09 - Mario & Toad - Complete14. Super Mario Sketch Show Episode 5 reviewsPublished the same day as Episode 4, these are more jokes about the Mario Universe. This episode contains a return sketch to a classic series "I don't believe Mario's last name is Mario!" My 25th story entry! Yay! Please read and review!Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-27-09 - Mario & Luigi - Complete15. Super Mario Sketch Show Episode 4 reviewsIt's back! It didn't end with episode 3! More hilarious jokes that make fun of Mario's world. Please read and review.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-27-09 - Mario & Luigi - Complete16. Super Mario Sketch show Episode 3 reviewsIt's less rude than the other two fanfics, but still enjoyable! Please read and review! Do both of those and you're an awesome person.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-2-09 - Mario & Luigi - Complete17. Tinky Winky has TV trouble reviewsWhen Tinky Winky has trouble with his television, he has to go through a painful hospital-type operation to get it fixed. Contains sadistic humour.Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-27-09 - Complete18. Super Mario Sketch Show Episode 2 reviewsIt's back with more jokes, and possibly the most offensive fanfic I've written! Warning: Contains some strong language and some shocking material. Contains my naughty version of how the Koopa Kids are born. Please read and review!Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-23-09 - Mario & Luigi - Complete19. Super Mario Sketch show reviewsAfter a good few months it's finally here! These are short humourous jokes that make fun of the Mario Universe! Will consist of more fanfics continuing the stories in the future! Warning: Some offensive content and language!Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-20-09 - Mario & Luigi - Complete20. The end of all video game consoles reviewsOne day Mario finds Luigi doing a strange protest about how "Video game consoles may be at end." Mario tries to talk sense into him but fails. Based on my opinion of the future of video games and where Nintendo's fate may soon be.Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-16-09 - Mario & Luigi21. I Don't believe Mario's last name is Mario AIO! reviewsFull title: I Don't believe Mario's last name is Mario. All in one! All 5 parts of the series, have now been combined into one fanfic to make it more enjoyable! I describe the torture Mario would go through in his life if he is really named Mario Mario!Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-4-09 - Mario & Luigi - Complete22. Doctor Robotnik dies of heart failure reviewsWhen Doctor Robotnik dies, Shadow thinks he can be the next villain of the games, and follow in the footsteps that he did, but he soons realizes that he better leave buliding robots to the professionals! A short humor story. Please read and review!Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-21-09 - Sonic & Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete23. Spyro destroys Dragon Myths reviewsWhen Spyro finds an injured young boy called Peter, Peter refuses to trust him because he's a dragon, but after some talk in a humourous way about how dragons aren't what they seem, Peter trusts him. A comedy story.Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-09 - Spyro & Sparx - Complete24. The Luigi Interview reviewsHardcore Luigi fans always write stories about Luigi going crazy and killing his brother, but is that what Luigi really thinks? Find out in this interview on a talk show! A fake talk show.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-27-09 - Luigi & Mario - Complete25. Luigi vs Freddy Kreuger reviewsAfter watching too many horror movies. Luigi then has a nightmare about Freddy Kreuger trying to kill him. But Luigi cuts the nonsense and does what Nancy Thompson should have done! A mockery of Nightmare on Elm street films.Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-18-09 - Luigi & Mario - Complete26. A day in Doctor Walson's office reviewsYou might be wondering fom the title "What does this have to do with Mario?" Read the story to find out. The category isn't meaningless! Find out what terrible patients this doctor has to treat!Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-22-09 - Mario & Luigi27. What if Bowser got his way? reviewsMario sick of rescuing Peach, actually decides to let Bowser take over the mushroom kingdom to see how he would run things. Humour is a little lacking in this compared to my previous stories. Warning: Some strong language.Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-2-09 - Mario & Luigi - Complete28. Mario bros vs Wicked bros reviewsWario and Waluigi challenge Mario and Luigi to a duel! Note: Wario and Waluigi are known as the Wicked Brothers, not the Wario brothers. play the Mario Party games and put Wario and Waluigi in a team if you want proof. Warning:Some shocking content.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-14-09 - Mario & Luigi - Complete29. Mario and Luigi vs the fast koopa burglar reviewsA humourous story that parodies Mcdonaldland characters. Warning: Some strong language.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-5-09 - Mario & Luigi - Complete30. The Lost ending to IDBMLNIM reviewsThe lost ending to my "I don't believe Mario's last name is Mario" series. Special thanks to Drrockz for this idea. Mario's attempt to change his name ends with a disaster.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-28-09 - Mario & Luigi - Complete31. Why Sonic couldn't compete against Mario reviewsEver wonder why Nintendo won the console war against Sega? Maybe this will give you an idea. I don't hate Mario or Sonic. Warning: Some strong language.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-27-09 - Mario & Luigi - Complete32. I don't believe Mario's last name is Mario part 5 reviewsI never thought I'd do a part 5 to this. More bad luck if Mario's name is Mario Mario.Mario - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-3-09 - Mario & Luigi - Complete33. I don't believe Mario's last name is Mario part 4 reviewsIt's back! It didn't end with part 3. More horrible luck, on the plumber with the stupid double name of Mario Mario. Remember only jokes, not to be taken seriously. Warning: Some strong language.Mario - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-17-08 - Mario & Luigi - Complete34. I don't believe Mario's last name is Mario part 3 reviewsThe third part on the bad luck Mario would go through if he was named Mario Mario. Please review this story and my others as I enjoy reading what people think.Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-08 - Mario & Luigi - Complete35. Human Bub and Bob vs Dragon Bub and Bob reviewsA humourous and random story if Bub and Bob in their human forms and in their dragons forms are actually 4 different people. Please read and review!Bubble Bobble - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-23-08 - Complete36. I don't believe Mario's last name is Mario part 2 reviewsI originally only planned to do one part of this story, but after coming up with countless jokes about what would happen if you had an incredibly retarded name. I decided to share them with you.Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-20-08 - Mario & Luigi - Complete37. I don't believe Mario's last name is Mario part 1 reviewsUpdate: Now a 5 part series! I describe the torture Mario would go through, if "Mario Mario" is really his full name. Boy I take things too seriously. Click on my username to read other parts.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-16-08 - Complete38. Even Mario isn't perfect reviewsAhhh..Mario, the loved mascot of Nintendo. Surely he's the best video game character in the world, right? Tons of classic games for over 25 years, but I'm here to point out that even Mario can have disadvantages. Only a joke. Not to be taken seriously.Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-15-08 - Mario & Luigi - Complete