Phantwo Fou: The Basics

Name Phantwo J. Fou
Gender Female.
Current occupation Student, majoring in chemistry (yes, something other than English).
Passion Music, the ocean, and learning.
Inspired by... The Phantom of the Opera, the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Moulin Rouge, Harry Potter.

Obsessions, Adorations, General Interests, Endorsements, Etc.
Books HARRY POTTER, The Sherwood Ring, The Phantom of the Opera, Phantom by Susan Kay, Mara, The Great Gatsby, Pride and Prejudice, and others. Many others.
Movies Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, Moulin Rouge, Love Actually, The Princess Bride, others.
Musicals The Phantom of the Opera, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Les Misérables, Beauty and the Beast.
Musical styles Rock in all variations, showtunes and musical theatre. Just not rap, hip hop, R&B or country.
Characters Link, Zelda, Erik, Christine, Satine, Hunter, ALBUS DUMBLEDORE, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, James Potter, Lily Evans, Sirius Black, Cloud Strife, Aeris Gainsborough, Captain Jack Sparrow. Yes, he's on everyone's list, but with good reason!
Fanfiction Preferences I like E/C Phantom fics, but only those with very credible plotlines that have a good motive for Christine's return. (Romance is rather an integral part of the Phantom phandom.) I like long, epic Zelda fics - for recommendations, see my Favourites list. Within the Zelda fandom, I'm likely to prefer Zelink but rarely have opposition to anything besides slash or "Other Woman" stories. I very rarely like author-insert or stories based on original characters (with The Return and Reconciliations being glaring exceptions) and I shy away from AU, though I've read some decent AU and I have great respect for authors who do it well.
Quotes "She's safe, just like I promised. All ready to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really... except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." -Captain Jack Sparrow. "But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." - one of the Weasley twins "Not that she wasn't always mental... But now it's out in the open for everyone to see!" - Ron Weasley "I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Oddment! Blubber! Tweak!" - Albus Dumbledore

Random Facts, Opinions, Clarifications, Author Information, Etc.
"The Great Satire of Romantic Zelda Fiction" is anything but an attempt to promote or bash any particular pairing. Nothing makes me sick faster than shipping/pairing wars, let me assure you. For those of you who have enjoyed my narration In My Hands, it is, as you see, on a hiatus of sorts as I try to work out some plot holes I've managed to dig. I would rather leave the story unfinished than finish it with glaring errors, but there isn't any way to please everyone. Life in general has been such a nightmare for me that it's impossible to find time or inspiration to write even if there were no dreadful mistakes in my compositions. All I can ask for is patience and possibly forgiveness if I should choose to let the story hang. I'm so sorry!