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Author has written 27 stories for NCIS, and Criminal Minds. Hello...I am ranae-ultor, which means in latin, 'frog avenger'. A joke that has gone on through class... Note, I used to be sugarbubbles95...(don't ask me how I chose that name...long story). I am addicted to NCIS. And Bones (not as addicted but my friend is trying to convert me) I have stopped writing on this fanfiction account, as I really don't like my previous stories. If I do feel up to write any sequels (ie: a sequel to Trap the redhead and the silverhaired fox...title is something like that), I will post them on this one. I won't delete this account as I know some people like the stories... Anyway, my new account is 'Tides of Gray'. So if I write, it will be on that one. Sorry, and thanks for reading. Random Profile stuff (I love the Wal-Mart and Elevator one) I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. Stereotypes are wrong people. Ditch 'em You know that you're addicted to NCIS when... 1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it. 2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS. 3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself) 4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters. 5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!" 6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is. 7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on. 8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc. 9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS. 10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb. 11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames. 12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO." 13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it. 14. You use the term Hinky. If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile. 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you" How to shop at wal-mart 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look." 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting, "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU!!" 16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!" 17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If your against abortion, or if you almost or did cry reading this repost this on your profile. Annoying things to do on an elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it | |||||||
1. A Second Chance » reviewsJennifer Shepard entered the diner, knowing that she was going to die. No regrets. Yet she wished for a second chance. And she got it. She came into another existence, an existence as Special Agent Jennifer Shepard, someone very similar to Gibbs. JIBBS AUNCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,001 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 10-10-09 - Published: 7-9-09 - J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs2. Wars are for flame headed kiddos reviewsLil and Viv get up to craziness, everything from VoVos to darls to poor pillows in the crossfire. smidgens of JIBBS thrown in. A one-shot accompaniment to 'Trap the redhead and the silverhaired fox'. Can be read seperately a bit weird thoughNCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-24-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard - Complete3. To lose, To find, To keep » reviewsWhen you lose the two you love, you think that you’ll never find them again. And if you do, you must do everything in your power to keep hold of them. TIVA, slightly AU. Case-ficcy as well.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,575 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 8-22-09 - Published: 5-18-09 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete4. Life Blood reviewsShe led him to the sea one day, the foaming waves crashing relentlessly onto the brown, slippery rocks, as relentless as he was. She lay on the small, impure stretch of piercing sand, gazing up into the white, cloudy sky. "Lie with me.” JIBBS oneshotNCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-21-09 - J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete5. Coffee reviewsTony sits in a coffee shop and reflects on his partner and the years they have spent together. The ups...and the downs. Post-Aliyah oneshot. TIVANCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-4-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete6. Maybe 'tis better not to know or get involved reviewsMcGee's usually the clueless one, the one who knows nothing and is never involved in juicy plots. Well, that's changed. Tony enters and McGee's whole day and perspective on whether he wants to know what's always going on changes. TIVA one shotNCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-27-09 - Tim M. & Tony D. - Complete7. Trap the redhead and the silverhaired fox » reviewsParis is the city of love.Two people get married there..and two little girls are born. When two girls meet again, it will take everything to trap the red-head and the silver-haired fox...especially when there's a blonde. Based on the Parent Trap.JIBBSNCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,605 - Reviews: 228 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 1-24-09 - J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete8. Breaking the hard ice » reviewsWhat happens when Ziva's long-lost childhood friend turns up to be a suspect in a case that Gibbs' team is working on with the BAU? How will Ziva react to this, and the turning up of Emily, and old friend? Please read!Criminal Minds and NCIS crossover ficCrossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 11-7-08 - Ziva D. & E. Prentiss9. Fifty Years too late reviewsHe had waited. For fifty years. And never told her for barriers so strong had come between them. Tiva oneshot.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-23-09 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete10. Unanswered Question reviewsMichael Rivkin had unashamedly pecked her on the cheek and Ferdinand had captured that moment." The clarification to my other story, 'Waiting for an answer.' Can be read seperately if wished. Tiva goodness. Tag to and based on Nine Lives, season 6.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-27-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete11. Waiting for an answer reviewsIts 0630 in the squadroom. Tiva oneshot. Can't really classify itNCIS - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-23-09 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete12. Director Leon Vance reviewsHow does Vacne feel? We all hated Vance because he kicked the team out... This story is about Vance's thoughts about Gibbs' team. Oneshot. And not really Hurt/Comfort, mainly just hurt with a bit of lightNCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-4-09 - L. Vance - Complete13. Love Story reviewsA pure fluffy, slightly angsty Tiva. Based on the song Love Story by Taylor Swift. So if you need your fluff dose, read this! It's about Tony and Ziva's 'Romeo and Juliet' relationship...it's a love story, Slightly AU....not really. Enjoy! TIVA! One-shot.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-3-09 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete14. The Summer we all tried to forget » reviewsTony was sixteen, and he loved a girl called Allie. When Allie left him he was heartbroken. But was she really Allie...or was she someone else? The new case given to Gibbs team will uncover every little secret..TIVA, implied JIBBS and McAbby. T to be safeNCIS - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,295 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 1-19-09 - Published: 11-21-0815. Christmas NCIS style reviewsA rather silly fic of how the NCIS team celebrates Christmas one year. This is my non-angsty fic... It was intended to be a ship fic, but it got out of hand slightly, and turned rather crazy. There is a slight Jibbs. Rated K for a kiss.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-21-08 - Complete16. Christmas without you reviewsMy contribution to the Christmas extravaganza! Gibbs' Christmas is painful...without that familiar red-head. Spoilers for Judgement Day....enjoy! Jibbs One shotNCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-20-08 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard - Complete17. Baby Girl » reviewsThis is a short and sweet story on a baby girl's perspective on her Mummy and Daddy and the team. Short but fast updates...please read! Contains Tiva...and slight McAbby and Jibbs. Pretty fluffy. 3 chaptersNCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-14-08 - Published: 12-9-08 - Complete18. Little Killing Machines » reviewsThis is the sequel to Girls' night out, Boys' night out. Tony and Ziva have a daughter, Emmery and Gibbs and Jenny have a daughter, Ella. These children accompany their parents on a mission...read to find out.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-28-08 - Published: 10-18-0819. Deep Six » reviewsThis is the book Deep Six by McGee. It is not actually written by McGee, but it is a chapter story like the book. It is by sugarbubbles95, NOT McGee. The NCIS team sort of comments at the end of each chapter...just read it to find out. Enjoy!NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-7-08 - Published: 11-1-0820. Follow the notes » reviewsA cute, reasonably short chapter story of two women, Jenny and Ziva who turn up to work one day to find roses and a card on their desk. What is the result of all this gift-sharing? And what do they do when do they find out who it is? Please read!NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 11-7-08 - Published: 10-22-08 - Ziva D. & J. Sheppard - Complete21. When it is too late reviewsI felt like writing an angsty fic, so here it is! Tony and Ziva are caught in an accident, and Ziva is caught in a coma. How will Tony react? From Tony's POV, yet in third person. One-shot. Please read and enjoy! TIVA!NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-6-08 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete22. The Battle of the Sexes » reviewsThis is a response to the NFA Challenge "Battle of the Sexes". Ziva is aggravated at Tony, and this fuels a battle of women against men. Jenny, Ziva and Abby fight Tony, Gibbs and Tim. What shall happen? Read to find out. Rated T for slight violence.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-27-08 - Published: 10-26-08 - Complete23. Girls' night out, Boys' night out » reviewsSequel to my story Hearttoheart Confessions. This is what happens on Jenny and Ziva's night out....but are they the only ones to enjoy this beautiful night? JIBBS and TIVA! Finally complete! Rated T to be sure. Sequel is Little Killing Machines.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,285 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 10-16-08 - Published: 9-26-08 - Ziva D. & J. Sheppard - Complete24. Deep six reenacted reviewsMcGee comes to work to find everyting has...changed a bit. What has happened? Could it be something to do with McGee's books? One-shot with TIVA, JIBBS and MCABBY.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-11-08 - Complete25. The photo and the bracelet reviewsSet after Shalom in Season 4. Jenny has flashbacks about the "another lifetime ago". JIBBS! Minor kissing...so I suppose I still might rate it T...to be safe. Oneshot.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-21-08 - J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete26. Hearttoheart Confessions reviewsJenny and Ziva are great friends. This story is about a confession they make to each other...JIBBS and TIVA! Rated T to be sure...whatever. Anyway, please review! One-shot.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-18-08 - Ziva D. & J. Sheppard - Complete27. Nature's Coincedences » reviewsZiva and Tony are out to chase a criminal... what they think to be a criminal. Ziva has been to and returned from Tel Aviv, demanding to stay as a permanent NCIS agent. Tiva, McAbby and a bit of Jibbs. Rated T...to be sure. Not set in a particular season.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-12-08 - Published: 9-10-08
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