| Rachel McN |
Author has written 15 stories for Ninja Turtles. I haven't been in the writing mood lately. Ran into a mental brick wall... Add that to exams, NABs, schoolwork, homework, helping at clubs... yeah. Also I'm getting into a couple new fandoms. Naruto, but I can't see myself writing for that really, and I'm considering trying some SuperNatural pieces. Guess we'll see... I wasn't sure whether to continue "Keeping it Together" or just to leave it as it is, but now I've decided to try and continue it, at least for one chapter more. So if anyone is bothering to read this - I'll most likely be updating "Saying Goodbye" first, and then...I'm gonna wing it ;D See ya! I'm writing a story with my friend, Simone Robinson, called "Are You Game?" It's hosted on her profile, and as always feel free to review! (grins hopefully) I am Rachel McNeil, age 15, my birthday is on 7th October, and I am female. Eh...I have one brother, one pet rabbit called Crystal. Anything else you want to know? My stories will refer to the 2003 cartoon, however some if not most of them will be able to be read as part of other universes. Please review so I know how I'm doing. I check out the stories of everyone who reviews ect. Trying to play catch up with ninja turtles stories right now! I frequent the Technodrome Forums where I am known as silverdragon - normally a spectator rather than an active participant in discussions. Avid turtle fan and reader! I will read anything - books, stories, instructions on settting up a tv... Fav turtle is Donatello, followed by Leonardo. I prefer to be quiet and observe usually - probally why I like Donnie the best. Poor Donnie...he normally ends up in the worst situations with my fics so far...anyway, Happy Reading! You want to click this link. You do, you really really do. Feed your curiousity...and my hunger... http://s10.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=116657 Become a squire! Click below! http://s2.battleknight.co.uk/index.php?loc=hire&ref=Mjc1Mzc1MQ== Mikey on Coffee - hyper mikey...need you know more? Not Caring - A weird little oneshot...no idea where it really came from Cavalry - Written in first person from Mikey's POV. As he waits on the cavalry arriving, he cradles his brothers body. Showing Mercy? - grief, anguish, hate, blame, lot of emotions get thrown around. A brother dies. Another brother is blamed. They don't deny it. After all...they delivered the killing blow...and they did so out of pity for a brothers screams of agony...and so lost their sanity...and their familys love... Nowhere Like Home - My first fic, I'm betting not my best, but hopefully still a good read. Feathers - A great funny oneshot Mikey prank (couldn't resist) Wrestling or Cartoons - Mainly dialogue. A random idea. Hope you like! Klunk's List of Things to do - Life in the lair, kind of a list/drabble Kitchen Nightmare! - Donatello and Mikey centric. Now I just have to mention this: quite a few people have been saying that this fic is funny and believable - this is because I took the first chapter from my own experience with my little brother - yes...the rest of the chapters are to let Donnie get his revenge...I thought it was only fair, shame I couldn't get revenge... Saying Goodbye - Okay I borrowed ( see that borrowed - not stole - borrowed) an idea from a book called P.S. I Love You. But different. See- no legal stuff - I was inspired by it nothing more - um, there's no lawyers reading this is there? The Hunt Is On! - Don't mess with Raph and Don! (their teamup means nowhere to run!) Mikey should not have played those pranks- I did warn him... Two Brothers - Told from Raph's POV, please tell me what you think of my characterization of him. And - amazingly - Don isn't a main character in it! Leo and Raph are held captured, Leo is taken away, and returned, spirit broken, Raph tries to comfort him, and prays for the rest of his family to come...yeah I can't think of too good a sumary for this - if you really want to find out whats it is about - you know the only way to do that... Keeping it Together - Multi chaptered fic, fifth chapter now up. From the summary, you can probaly guess that there is going to be likely character death in it (definite character death - but not graphic). Sad and moving - at least thats the idea. First chapter isn't the best writing, but my writing improves as I go on - Promise! Not sure about a sixth chapter... Quotes/Sayings Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby. Whoever said "nothing is impossible", never tried slamming a revolving door. Every rule has an exception. Especially this one. I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay..so if you keep reading, you’ll go broke. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry. With computers, every morning is the dawn of a new error. To err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you are in deep water. Anywhere is walking distance, if you’ve got the time. Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them. It's easy to stay in shape. Round is a shape. I can levitate birds but nobody cares. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first. "Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected". "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is". Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came upon a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like he really needed them, right? I don't know about you, but I enjoy watching paint dry. I imagine that the wet paint is a big freshwater lake that is the only source of water for some tiny cities by the lake. As the lake gets drier, the population gets more desperate, and sometimes there are water riots. Once there was a big fire and everyone died. If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started. If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished. The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging. Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess? There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something. I would engage in a battle of wits with you, but I refuse to duel with an unarmed person. May your life be like toilet paper--long and useful. Save petrol by pushing your car to your destination. Invariably passers-by will think you've broken down and help. Don't fork out on expensive smoke alarms. Simply fill balloons with water and hang them from the ceiling. Then cover the floor with air-filled balloons, each with a drawing pin stuck to the top. Buy a television set exactly like your neighbours. Then annoy them by standing outside their window and changing their channel using your identical remote control. Smell gas? Locate the suspected leak by striking an ordinary match in every room in the house until a loud explosion reveals the source of the escaping gas. Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to 'fast wipe' whenever you leave your car parked illegally. Never attempt to fasten your shoe laces in a revolving supermarket door. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. If you can’t convince them, confuse them. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer. If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination. I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness. You can’t be late until you show up. Profile Pleasure! I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you’ve ever fallen up the stairs, post this on your profile. If you’ve ever laughed out loud in class when the teacher was talking, post this on your profile. If your friends tell you you’re crazy more than twice a day, and you agree with them, post this on your profile. If you actually bother to read these things, post this on your profile. If you’ve ever spelt your name wrong while writing a letter, post this on your profile. If you’ve ever spent ages trying to remember how to spell a simple word, trying out all the variations, post this on your profile. If yuo htae spllenig, psot tihs on yuor prolfie. | |||||||||||
1. Alone reviewsone of the turtles is trapped, and struggles for one last thing...please R&R!Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-1-09 - Donatello - Complete2. Contemplation reviewsMovie Leo just before heading home. Short and a random thought.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-14-09 - Leonardo - Complete3. Saying Goodbye » reviewsWhen one of the turtles are fatally wounded in battle, his family and friends mourn him. In his room, after 1 month, his computer begins to run its embedded program...Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,898 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 1-10-09 - Published: 10-31-08 - Donatello4. Mikey on coffee reviewsMikey and pure coffee...not such a good idea? A spur of the moment story.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-23-08 - Michelangelo - Complete5. Kitchen Nightmare! » reviewsWarning! Urgent! Donatello needs answers! Donatello WILL NOT kill Mikey. He WILL NOT kill Mikey. He WILL stop referring to himself in the third person.He warns all of you never,ever,to allow your younger brothers in the kitchen. His sanity depends on you.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 12-22-08 - Published: 11-1-08 - Donatello6. Cavalry reviewsMichaelangelo is waiting on the cavalry arriving as he holds his dying brother.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-22-08 - Michelangelo - Complete7. Not Caring reviewsDo humans ever really care what damage and pain they cause? Rated 'T' for safety.Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-14-08 - Complete8. Showing Mercy? reviewsYour brother is dying in agony. You have the chance to end his suffering. The price is your sanity, and the love of your family. Will you be accepted afterwards? Will you be able to live with yourself? Leo and Don centric.Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-5-08 - Donatello & Leonardo - Complete9. Two Brothers reviewsRaphael and Leonardo are captured. How do they deal with captivity? And will they both survive to ever see the light again? Okay, poor summary...you'll understand if you read. Please R&R! This is my first time writing Raph in first person - hope you enjoyNinja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-16-08 - Raphael & Leonardo - Complete10. The Hunt Is On! reviewsAn upside-down, pendulum-swinging Raphael, and a purple-coated Donatello. Master Splinter and Leonardo are out foraging. Michaelangelo is a dead turtle – a very dead turtle. Just wait till Raph and Don get their hands on him…Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-1-08 - Complete11. Keeping it Together » reviewsDonatello is left to protect his friends and family and draw them back from the grip of death, but death doesn't like to leave empty-handed.Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,388 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-29-08 - Published: 9-14-08 - Donatello12. Klunk's List of Things to do reviewsWould this be considered a drabble? It's 100 words... Klunks list of things to do.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-17-08 - Complete13. Wrestling or Cartoons? reviewsFight for the TV remote! Mainly dialogue, I just typed as it came to me.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-7-08 - Complete14. Feathers reviewsA one-shot Mikey prankNinja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-24-08 - Michelangelo & Raphael - Complete15. Nowhere Like Home reviewsAlone and exhausted, can he make it home?Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-11-08 - Complete