Hello, random people reading my profile! I am an Avatard and more recently, a twerd (Twilight nerd)!!

Note: My name was changed. It used to be Stargirlrox_hearts_Avatar, but now it's Stargirlrox. Get over it.

yah, I decided to take my name off, so stalker peoples can't find me.

So I've taken a lot of stuff off of here... But I'm not done. I still have 41 pages and I want to get down to less than 10...

I have only one sibling(Thank God!), a 16 year old called Nick( My friend Kaja calls him Tracey +laughs hysterically+) and about 20 friends. I won't name them all, as that would take forever.

Sokka: It's a giant mushroom. Maybe it's friendly!!

I LOVE the cactus juice scene

Katara: Sokka, wait! You shouldn’t be eating strange plants!

(Katara grabs Toph's wrist and runs over to Sokka and Momo.)

Sokka: There’s water trapped inside these!

(Sokka holds up some cactus for Katara, but she backs away, pushing Toph back as well.)

Katara: I don’t know…
Sokka: Suit yourself. It’s very thirst-quenching, though.

(The camera zooms in on Sokka's left eye. The pupil dilates rapidly. The camera backs away and we see Sokka's expression become blank. He shakes his head rapidly. The world then gets bizarre.)

Sokka: (In a strange, echoing voice) Drink cactus juice. It’ll quench ya! Nothing’s quenchier. (moves across the sand like an inch worm) It’s the quenchiest!

(Katara takes the proffered cactus bowl and pours it to the ground.)

Katara: Okay, I think you’ve had enough.
Sokka: Who lit Toph on fire?

One word: MELON LORD

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!‌ The people who wrote this can be SO funny at times!!

HOW I FEEL ABOUT KATAANG AND ZUTARA:

A note for Zutarians: I don't hate you, I just don't like what you're for. And don't worry, even if I do read a zutara story (by accident) I will not give you a crap review, as I am too nice! Again I repeat, I DON'T HATE ZUTARIANS!!I just wanted to clear that up, after someone I reviewed said that they had read my profile. and that I hated Zutarians. Some of my best friends are Zutarians!! So don't hate me and say I am biased, because I don't hate anyone who writes anti-kataang stories, I just don't much like what the write...(Thanks for the heads up, Morgana Makaber. I appreciate the honesty! You get virtual cookies and milk!)

THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR:

Note: I don't own this list. I just found it on the Internet.

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
Shave.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
One word: Flatulence!
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, dang motion sickness!"
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Meow occasionally.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
Leave a box between the doors.
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
Start a sing-along.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
Play the harmonica.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Lean against the button panel.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Bring a chair along.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
Blow spit bubbles.
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
Make chalk drawings on the walls.
As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dang it!"
Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you are totally in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward Cullen, put this into your profile.

If you feel totally cool about being in love with the FICTIONAL characters of the Twilight series, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe there is your own personal Edward Cullen out there for you, put this into your profile. (His name doesn't have to be Edward Cullen, but it would be nice if it was...and that he is a vampire).

if youve bought twilight/newmoon/elcipse more than once, put this in ur profile.

if youve ever had a crush on a gay guy, put this in ur profile.

if the gay guy was ur best friend put this in ur profile.

if resisting daydreaming during math class is futile, put this in ur profile.

if u want to just read some fanfic rather than type nonsense on ur profile, put this on ur profile then do so.

If you like to eat pork-chops in bed, copy and paste.

if you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

A moment of silence for all the soldiers in Iraq right now. Thank you for fighting for our country.

If your grateful that thoses soldiers in Iraq are fighting their butts off for the USA, copy and paste

so, like OMG! I read Twilight, and IT ROCKED!! I think I will attack anyone who thinks Twilight is for sissies, or doesn't like it, with my special vampire powers!

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Mike Newton should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile

If you you think Edward is frickin HOT copy + paste this into your profile

If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile

"Join the Vampires we have Edward Cullen."

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

They say guns dont kill people, people kill people. But i think guns help...If you just stood there and yelled BANG, i doint think that would kill to many people.

Most people areonly alive because its illegal to shoot them

Its not cheating unless you get caught

I hope life isnt a joke, because i dont get it.

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

If you know someone who is slower than a herd of turtles stammpeading through peanut butter, put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

f there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN,Bitch,RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever stopped in the middle of a busy street to look at something, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever went to tuck your hair behind your ear, and end up accidentally poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought (Lol, this is a joke on my bus now w/ me, Morgan&Jeff!!)

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

"A certain death, small chance of sucess, well... what are we waitng for?" Lord of the Rings 3

If you think this poem is sad, RE-POST so we can spread awareness about child-abuse.

My name is Sarah, And I am but three.

My eyes are swollen, And I cannot see.

I must be stupid, I must be bad.

What else could have made, My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly.

Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong.

Or else I'm locked up, All the day long.

When I awake, I'm all alone.

The house is dark, My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice.

So maybe I'll get, Just one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car!

My daddy is back, From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse, My name he calls.

I press myself, Against the hard wall.

I try and hide, From his evil eyes.

I'm so afraid now, I start to cry.

He finds me weeping, He shouts ugly words.

He says it's my fault, He's suffering at work.

He slaps me and hits me, And yells at me more.

I finally get free, And I run for the door.

He's already locked it, And I start to bawl.

He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken.

And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream, But it's much too late.

His face has been twisted, Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain, Again and again.

Oh please, God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops, And he heads for the door.

While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah, And I am but three.

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night

BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life

BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it

I am not afraid of the dark,

I am afraid of what is lurking in it.

I am not afraid of heights,

I am afraid of falling.

I am not afraid of falling in love,

I am afraid of not being loved back.

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

(Aw, how sweet! Why can't this happen to me?!)

These are some quotes I found that I HAD to spread around. All credit goes to im with the vampires3.

I'm a little tea pot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my... Well i'll be damned. I'm a sugar bowl.

SILENCE! I kill you!- Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Gotta love it.

Go straight to HELL. Do NOT pass Go, do NOT collect 200 dollars.- this is by the female character in the book that i am writting from a scene right after she kisses the male character in a hotel room. And it's from the boy's perspective as he closes his bedroom door.

I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by- Captain Jack Sparrow. Yay!

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement imediately.

Ociffer, I swear to drunk, I'm not God.

SARCASM is just another free service i offer.

I like you. when the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes i just don't show up.

Anybody want a peanut? hehehe...guesses anyone?

no, i will not kill the jews. I will toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death...yes, yes, I did the same thing with two catholic priests once except i tossed in a small boy. The winner had to fight Michael Jackson! once again Achmed the dead terrorist

Silly blondes, brains are for brunettes!

If you didn't have feet, would you wear shoes? No? Well then why do you wear a bra?

Is it a bad sign if even my imaginary friends won't talk to me?

SAVE THE TREES! Wipe your butt with an owl.

The more i get to know boys, the more I like dogs.

There are a lot of flat squirrels on the road who couldn't make up their mind.

There are only two hot men in the world...they're dating each other. Seriously, boys at band camp. Jeeze.

If you're going to have two faces, can you make one of them pretty?

Knock knock. Who's there? Me, I kill you.

Don't let your mind wander. It's much to small to go unsupervised.

walk a mile in someone elses shoes. Then you're a mile away from them and you've got their shoes!

(Again, all the glorious credit goes to im with the vampires3)

Here is a joke i think you all might enjoy...

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile...somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!

(U kno where the credit goes...)

Another Joke...

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him 5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her 50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him 5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde 50.00

The blonde put the 50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him 5.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be a homosexual that's looking for attention.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS

Favorite quotes and scenes i've found on here I own none of them

Is that really what makes you happy? Because I find that quite sad, relying on the failures of other people for your sick amusement when you can just look in the mirror every day and see the biggest failure in the world

Luna looked shocked, “Oh…well…um….congratulations, may the pink yellowlocka be with you.”

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

Fang = 98 percent human, 2 percent bird, 100 percent hott!

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this into your profile. (Or Dolphin!)

If you think Edward Cullen is HOT...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you just laughed at least TEN TIMES, copy and paste this into your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

I fit every single one!

El gaspo!

If you have your own world copy this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself copy this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile

If you've ever crashed into a wall while on a sugar high copy this onto your profile

If you hear the voice of the characters in your head copy this onto your profile

If your the kind of person that walks into a door or wall then apologizes to it copy this onto your profile

If the stairs weren't in your way you wouldn't have tripped daydreaming copy this to your profile

An ideal boyfriend (in my eyes!)

A True Boyfriend:When she walks away from you mad
Follow her When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong When she ignore's you
Give her your attention When she pull's away
Pull her back When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared
Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a nightWhen she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does When she misses you
she's hurting inside When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

I want a guy like this more than anyone will ever know...

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

OME! Twilight was the best movie ever! I LOVE YOU, Kristen and Rob! EDWARDxBELLA4ever!!

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this on your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that its not even funny any more copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Hee hee, Twilight...)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

"I'm bringing sexy back!" Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional (he IS real! Pleeease!) character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when:
You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward!
You think your next-door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire.
You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
You've read Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse at least 5 times each!
You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news.
You think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, and/or Eclipse.
When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there.
Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you.
You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up.
You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward.
You have nothing to do, so you go to www.stepheniemeyer.com and read everything on the site twice. And then go to the Lexicon and do the same thing.
You promise your friend that if he can find you an Edward, you'll give him the answers to your homework for the rest of your school-life.
You plan on naming your children after characters in any of the books in the Twilight series.
You walk around school looking for pale-skinned, inhumanly beautiful classmates with red or gold eyes.
You see a shadow, think it's Edward, and start talking to it.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (I screamed..Did you?)

IF YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR HOURS ON END, READING NUMEROUS FANFICTIONS, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. (instead of doing your homework...)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, Gabby510, twilightobsessedOECD, Morgan Grace Cullen, Stargirlrox-hearts-Avatar,

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE. (omg good times)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. ("Hi, I'm...um..I'm...Damnit!")

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't mind pervs as friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile ("You boasting, bragging, obnoxious braggart!" "...Uh...Don't use big words, please."

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you love to reminisce about the past, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

I read New Moon and Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD(screw that...I'm gonna knock him SENSELESS til he's DEAD. Especially after Eclipse). If you share the same opinion, post this in your profile.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile (no...he's beautiful)

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you wish Jacob Black would just die-- OKAY, IMPRINT-- and leave Bella and Edward to love each other, copy this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

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("') ("')

This is the bunny. Copy him on to your profile and help him achieve
world domination and come over to the dark side. (We have cookies.)

What rap really is:

Retards

Attempting

Poetry

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever had a constant enemy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever quoted Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Lucky is just a normal leprechaun who wants his frickin' cereal!)

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile (I appologise, too)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song (and dance) in a public area put this on your profile

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh-mallows and flirting with the firemen.

"Good friends will pick you up when you fall down, BEST FRIENDS will walk right past saying ‘Walk much?’"

"Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you,"

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. Einstein.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it

Boys are like slinkies; loud and VERY fun to watch fall down stairs.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Twilight Warning: This book may cause severe daydreaming, insanely high expectations for boyfriends, overactive imagination, drooling, and the belief that Edward Cullen is NOT fictional.

I have been diagnosed with OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

Like you don’t gasp every time you see a silver Volvo.

Screw being a princess, I want to be a vampire!

Every time a guy ignores me, I know it’s just because he’s a vampire in love with me, and he is too polite to drink my blood.

I jumped in front of a moving van to see if Edward would save me.

I, (enter name here), am part of Duskgrowlthevampire's and TheVampireWithGoldenEyes's evil army of doomedness, therefore I pledge my loyalty and evilnessity to this army.

(In the enter name here section) Stargirlrox-hearts-Avatar.

-Creepy voice-Join us... Join us... Join us...

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Ninety percent of Fanfiction users have an asinine statistic in their profiles. If you're one of the ten percent that loves irony, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. (i have so many scars from where i scratched the damn mosquito bites it's not even funny, despite how much Jacob’s Imprinted laughs hysterically at my misery...)

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you have been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (Twilight baby!!)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile. (for me it's reading...another thing that my mom says i need to get over is reading for four hours a day. she claims i need to -shudders- socialize. like that'll ever happen)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (-snickers evilly- this is something that my sister complains about a lot, because she can hear me talk)

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile. (i haven't, and don't plan to)

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. (~Raises hand~ Guilty!!)

I just got an email from my friend, Rinacath warning me about something.

BEWARE! A SAUSAGE SIGHTING HAS BEEN REPORTED. PLEASE LOCK YOUR DOORS AND KEEP

SMALL CHILDREN AND SAUSAGE BAIT INSIDE. IF YOU FIND SAUSAGE DROPPINGS IN YOUR

YARD OR NEAR YOUR HOUSE, SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND ALERT A NEAR-BY VAMPIRE

OR WEREWOLF.

Copy and paste this to spread the message of sausage doom!! And keep an eye on your local vampires or werewolves! They are your only hope!

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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Top 10 Reasons to Read
1. Learn how to pickpocket someone
(Alex Rider: Eagle Strike by Anthony Horowitz)
2. Learn how to tell if someone is lying
(Comes a Horseman, by )
3. Learn how to forge a signature
(Trixie Belden: The Gatehouse Mystery, by Julie Campbell)
4. Learn how to take care of: an annoying talking dog; a six-year-old that can read/control peoples’ minds, breathe under water, and talk to fish; a boy with digestive problems that can imitate any sound; an eleven-year-old that talks non-stop; a fourteen year-old boy that is blind, a total pyro, and builds bombs; and a guy only three months younger than you that is totally phlegmatic and very hot. All of which have wings
(Maximum Ride, by James Patterson)
5. Learn how to stop a couple of purse thieves on a motorcycle with a bucket and a bunch of birdseed, and even more pigeons
(Alex Rider: Scorpia by Anthony Horowitz)
6. Learn how to kill a vampire
(Dracula by Bram Stoker)
7. Learn a different language that doesn’t really exist
(Lord of the Rings by J.R.R Tolkien)
8. Learn how to make your alter-self
(The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson)
9. Learn how to escape from a burning building by tightrope walking
(Alex Rider: Ark Angel by Anthony Horowitz)
10. Learn how to fight off a band of bloodthirsty pirates
(Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson)
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If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

I wear black so I must be a Goth.

I'm young so I must be naive.

I have good grades, so I must be a Nerd.

I love animals so I must become the crazy old cat lady.

I get depressed so I must be Emo.

I'm blonde so I must be an idiot.

I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm Native American, so I must be a savage.

I'm a white girl, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.

I have straight A's, so I must be easy.

I'm a virgin, so I must be prude

I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I must be fat.

I'm single, so I must be ugly.

I'm Christian, so I must hate homosexuals.

I love shopping, so I must be rich.

I hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up an stop, Post this.

Read this and if you and if you don't cry there's something wrong with you.

A Dads Poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. one by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart"

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.

‘They’ say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

Send this to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person that sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgotten your friends.

Take the time...to live and love. Until eternity. May you be blessed.

Signs you live in 2008

1. You are on your computer everyday

2. You are more inside, than out.

4. You are on this site often.

5. As you read this, you keep nodding and smiling.

6. You were too busy, reading, nodding, and of course smiling, that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three.

7. You looked back to see if there was a number three.

8. You feel a bit stupid.

9. You think this is funny.

10. You want to copy this in your profile, right now - feel free.

Jack Sparrow: to Barbossa Well, yes mate. See, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
they fight

the other prisoners are whistling and calling for the dog with the keys in his mouth
Jack Sparrow: You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move.

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

Jack Sparrow: A Wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!
-- Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

Gibbs: So , we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks.
Jack: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we dont' have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?

Elizabeth Oh fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! That will solve everything!

Pintel: ...I always heard it said "kray-kin"
Ragetti: What? With a long A?
Pintel: Uh-huh.
Ragetti: Na-na-na-na-no-no no "Krah-ken"'s how it's pronounced in the original Scandinavian, and "Krakken"'s closer to that.
Pintel: Well we ain't original Scandinavians, are we? Kray-kin.
Ragetti: It's a mythological creature, I can calls it what I wants!

Elizabeth It's real!
Norrington: You actually were telling the truth.
Jack: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Will: With good reason.
-- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Jack: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl, to Elizabeth and you felt guilty, to Barbossa and you and your Brethren Court. Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
Everyone looks around. Pintel, Ragetti, and Jack The Monkey cautiously raise their hands
Jack: I'm standing over there with them.

Vallenueva: about Barbossa Shoot him!
Jocard: Cut out his tongue!
Jack: Shoot him, cut out his tongue, and shoot his tongue. And trim that scraggly beard of his!

Quickly flies away after seeing Lord Beckett's Armada
Cotton's Parrot: Awk! Abandon ship! Abandon ship!

Jack: You may kill me but you may never insult me! Who am I?
Beckett: Beckett falters, confused
Jack: Weakly, equally puzzled by Beckett's inability to guess I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!

Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order
Barbossa: What are you doin'?
Jack: What are you doin'?
Barbossa: No, what are you doin'?
Jack: What are you doin'?
Barbossa: No! What are you doin'?
Jack: What are you doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The captain of the ship is givin' orders.
Jack: My ship, makes me captain.
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack: Well, that makes you. pause chartman.
Pintel: Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand?
Jack and Barbossa stare at him
Pintel: Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry.
Ragetti: to Pintel I'd vote for you.

Jack: Nobody move! Dropped me brain.

Will: Elizabeth Swann, do you take me to be your husband?
Elizabeth: I do.
Will: Great!
Elizabeth Will Turner, do you take me to be your wife, in sickness and in health, with health being less likely?
Will: I do.
Barbossa: You may kiss! You may kiss! JUST KISS!
-- Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Random Quotes grom my life.

(In band)

me: Mr. Harris, what's that instrument on the recording?

Mr. Harris: a tuba.

Me: Do you have a tuba? And if so can you play it?

Mr, Harris: No.

Kaitlin: We should get one!!

(At soccer)

Angela:Louise, look at my ring!!

Me: Well, it is an ice ring, but a ring nonetheless!

(Back in band)

me: I have a tuba!!

Cody(nerdo): that's not a tuba, it's a baritone horn!

me: well, then I have a tuba that isn't a tuba and is actually a baritone horn!!

(At School... I think)

Rina: Hey, someone's calling me!

Me: Really?

Cathrina: My pants are vibrating!!

(On the bus)

Me: Jeff!! Get your guttox down here!!

Morgan:Jeff! aren't you our best friend?

Jeff: Depends... do best friends get stalked?

Morgan: no...

Jeff: Well then yes, I'm your best friend.

Morgan&me: YAAAAAAAY!!

(Note: guttox is a word my friend made up. If you punch someone in the guttox, it means that you punched them so hard in the gut that you hit their butt, too)

(iN BAND aGAIN)

Mr. Harris: Y'know, I was this close (Points at microphone) to him!

Angela: (Look up from flute) Wait, what microwave?

(In Spanish Class)

Me: Hunter, where's my pencil?

Kaja: He ate it. I saw him!

(Later)

Hunter: Oh, here you go, Louise! It was under my backpack!

Kaja; See? I TOLD you!!

(5 minutes later)

Me: Where'd my pencil go?? Again??

One day, on a walk...

Me: Hey, mom, can I get a nose piercing?

Mom: When you're 15, or 6 feet tall

Me: Why not now?

Mom: Your father wouldn't be too pleased...

Me: Screw my father!

Mom: I'd rather not

(BTW: this was after mummy moved out of my father's house)

don't worry, I'll put more later!

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this, then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, World Peace (5 days), Cinnamint Kitty (3 ½ days), stargirlrox (5 hours)

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann (pirates of the Caribbean) are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Orlando Bloom is cute, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Remus/Tonks, shipper and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of the American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak, if you are part of the 7 percent who would ask the person ''What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think people who call Ginny Weasley a Mary Sue are just being ridiculous copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you miss Fred Weasley from Harry Poterr, put this in your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your file, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, GeM W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Bille Joe Loving Freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Forzenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, padfoot-an-prongs, World Peace, Cinnamint Kitty, Stargirlrox

01001000 01101001 00100001 If you understand this, or at least have the decency to translate it, copy/paste.

(to translate, go to http://www.paulschou.com/tools/xlate/ and put it in the Binary box.)

"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.
she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said ‘drink up’
she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.
she said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along w. scissors & had her cut it up.
she said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her earz pierced.
she said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.
she said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that sad "my name is: ALONE."
she said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always; he asked when he wasnt.

Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiney?

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.

People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!

"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE."

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." --Rich Cook

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown

EVER WONDER where we are heading...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a Broker?
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!

Well? Why are you still reading this? Don't you have friends or something? Some people who you need to talk to? Something to do?