| raishowna |
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. hey people my name is raishowna im from u,s c.t i love reading writing reading and i love my sarcasm im really sweet and a b at the same time and im not ashamed of it unfortunantly. I love any thing that has to do with neji he is so hott. oh and kakashi and kiba rock 2. and im an anime lover . and i have nothing left to say if you have questions or requests i will do what i can. P.S YAOI'S RULE MAN. OH YEAH AND IM AFRICAN AMERICAN AND YES I LOVE ROCK i highly suggest you guys read my story it's my first one and i'd love reviews i accept flames to nt wrong with constuctive criticsm guys and idont think my stories that bad. "go on give it a try." as most parents say lol Fav colors: Purple,pink,blue Fav naruto characters: Naruto, Neji,Kakashi,Sakura,Tsunade,Hinata I positivly love Shikamaru Fav parings:NaruHina KakaSaku SasuHina hinata with any maale character Shikamaru with any female characters. fav homo pairings (i believe in expanding the mine although im straight.: ShikaNeji LeeGaara ShikaNaru (i think thats so cute) SasuNaru Shikasasu believe me it is a hilarious to picture lol i must write a oneshot with those 2 Currrent Stories Aditya and Neji Aditya and Neji story is very hilarious and sarcastic with a lot of irony abit of foreshadowing and other elements Future stories will involve Aditya's sisters and them being captured by the Akatsuki now that story is one hellava funny story lol im crackin up now just thinkin about it. Also a story wwith Sakura and ITACHI yea dats right itachi falling in love (i adore Itachi and Shikamaru Naruto is just quite the heartbreaker... Trust me you'll get it later) I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (i raishowna speak my mind and ppl do think im a bitch idc tho lolZ) I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (i raishowna truly hate this statement) I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (i find this rude but funny sorry I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. | |||||||
1. These Wings of MineTeresibella Cuora was found lying near death by origina team 7 yes sasuke is back and sai. Just read and rate please. Please give it a try and feedbackNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Published: 6-25-09 - Kakashi H. & Shikamaru N.2. College meet Kiyonae and Aaliyah » reviewsThe naruto gang are juniors in college and sakura's cousin aaliyah is a freshman. Kiyonae comes because she wanted 2 but stays because of 3 important people. Kiy&shika or kiy&kiba liyah&Neji or liyah&shino other pairings. kiyonae is prounonceced key own .Naruto - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-16-09 - Published: 3-12-09 - Kiba I. & Shikamaru N.3. crying oh so softly reviewssakura needs to get stronger she is now closer to shikamaru and mayb a possible relationship with neji just read it and find outNaruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-14-09 - Sakura H. & Shikamaru N.4. How do you make me so happy » reviewsHe makes her laugh. She brings things out of him. rated m for possible sexual content. please review other wise i'll discontinueNaruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-8-09 - Published: 2-18-09 - Akatsuki & Neji H.