Author's Babbles: Okay, so I'm one of those typical teens who love to mess around, hang out with friends and make friends! I'm very friendly and my favorite thing to do is read fanfictions! Okay, here's an important thing that you need to know about me, I DO NOT UPDATE FANFICTIONS VERY FAST. I'm very busy most of the time (and other times I'm just plain lazy!) so I don't really get the chance to update quickly, but don't worry, even if you see that I haven't updated for a YEAR, don't loose hope, because I WILL finish my story, one way or the other.

I'm working on a Prince of Tennis fanfic and will post it shortly, but only after I have written about two or three chapters, so that I don't have to worry about updates! I have posted the summary of the story. (Go down... down... down... and you'll see it!) Please notify me if you see that there are any defects in my stories (the ones I posted) I said that I'd post a sequel to Never Mine but decided not to (feeling very lazy nowadays...)

I posted my Pokemon fanfic but I haven't done anything on the second chapter yet T_T. But rest assured that I will finish it...

BTW, please note that I have many 'Favorite Authors' but none of their stories is in my 'Favorite Stories' list, this is because I like MOST of their works, so they really are my favorite authors!! And for my favorite stories, you may notice that I have more than one for the same author, this is because, I like THOSE particular works, not ALL/MOST of them!!

Disclaimer For All My Fanfics: I do not own anything I write about, which is why my works are called 'fanfictions' instead of actual 'stories'.

Name: Not gonna tell yu! (Seriously, what are pen-names for?!)

Age: It's between 13 to 20, you figure it out!

Birthday: 9th of September... If I tell you the year I was born in, might aswell tell you my age!

Nationality: And I should tell you because...?

Siblings: One VERY annoying brother whose name you don't need to know!

Hair Colour: Black.

Eye Color: Very very dark brown, almost black.

Height: 5 foot 'something' (Maybe 2 or 3?? I'm not sure honestly!)

Weight: Doesn't concern you!!

I love listening to music and watching movies and TV shows, and I LOVE to read, so here are some of my top favorites!

Favorite Music Types: Pop; Hip-Hip; Sad; Romance; Rock; I hate Metal-Rock songs...

Favorite Bands: Simple Plan; The Click Five; Maroon 5; Coldplay; Blue; Black Eyed Peas; N-Sync; and ssssssooooooooo many more!

Favorite Male Singers: Chris Brown; Sean Kingston; Akon; Chris Brown; Lil Wayne; Justin Timberlake; Timbaland; Ne-Yo; Jesse McCartney; Massari; Eminem; etc. (There are too many to name!)

Favorite Female Singers: Vanessa Carlton; Taylor Swift; Leona Lewis; Mikaila; Tata Young; Selina Gomez; Demi Lovato; Beyonce; Shakira; Jennifer Lopez; Alicia Keys; Celine Dion; Rihanna; and many many many many many more!

Favorite Songs: TOO MANY TO NAME!!

Favorite TV Shows: Wizards Of Waverly Place;Hannah Montana; Life With Derek; The Suite Life of Zack and Cody; That's So Raven; Friends; Hope and Faith; 8 Simple Rules; My Wife and Kids; All That; The Amanda Show; Kenan and Kel; Drake and Josh; Nigella Feasts; What Not To Wear; to name a few!

Favorite Reality Shows: The Moment Of Truth; American Idol; American Inventor; So You Think You Can Dance; Project Runway; Top Chef; Top Design; Hell's Kitchen; and basically MOST OF the reality shows there are!

Favorite Movies: Many... I see movies of ALL genre.

Favorite Cartoons: Scooby-Doo (but not the 'latest' season); Phineas and Ferb; Teen Titans; Codename: Kids Next Door; Xiaolin Showdown; The Adams Family; Popeye; Thr Jetsons; The Flintstones; Johnny Test; The Power Puff Girls; Winx Club; SpongeBob SquarePants; The Adventures of Jimmy Nuetron; Chalkzone; The Fairly Odd Parents; and all the other 'old' cartoons. (I'd rather call them classics!)

Favorite Animes: Gakuen Alice/Alice Academy; La Corda D'Oro; Daa! Daa! Daa!/UFO Baby; Ranma 1/2; Prince Of Tennis; Pokemon; Digimon; Hungry Heart; Dear Boys; Girl From Hell; Card Captor Sakura; and loooooots more!

Favorite Books: A Series Of Unfortunate Events (13 (actually 14) books); The Hobbit; The Secret Garden; The BFG; George's Marvelous Medicine (and many other Roal Dahl books); What Katy Did; What Katy Did Next; and ALL books by Jacqueline Wilson!

About Me: Well... I'm a very perky girl who looooooves to write stories and read them alike! I'm very optimistic (most of the time!) and love to make friends! I don't simply say 'thank yous' and all, I jump on people to hug them: that is my way of expressing gratitude! I looooove hanging out with friends and eating!! Food is... my definition of love!! ~LOLzzz~ I would love to befriend you, but you are warned: once I start talking, it's impossible to stop me!! I'm sorta informal and all, but also kinda shy! And one more thing, I HATE people who read stories and don't review, and I HATE flaming. Constructive criticism is NOT flaming so they are most welcome from me.

I prefer romance fanfictions, and sometimes even the cheesy ones!! I also like comedy,tragedy and angst. I don't really like it when there's bad grammar and a thousand mistakes, and if the story has a good plot but the sequence isn't working, it really pisses me off. I'm very regular with fanfics from Daa! Daa! Daa!, La Corda D'Oro, Ranma 1/2 (only the AkanexRanma ones) and Prince of Tennis (the ones with Sakuno as the main character!). I also stop by the Gakuen Alice, Yu Yu Hakusho (only the Kurama and Keiko or Hiye and Keiko stories), Xiaolin Showdown (the Raimundo and Kimiko fanfics), Codename: Kids Next Door (no.3 x 4 is my fave pairing there!) and Hungry Heart Archieves. But from time to time I randomly go into the archieves and read fanfics!! =

This is this cat

This cat is

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line!

WEIRD: Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good.

You know you live in 2008 when:

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a Screenname or MySpace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

This is the ultimate test! Grab a piece of paper and get started! Don't cheat and when you're done, be sure to post this on your profile!

Questions

1) There is a busy street and an orphan is standing on one side of the road, and the orphan's parents are on the other. How does the orphan cross the road to get to her or his parents?

2) There is a one-story-house and everything in the house is green. The rug, the TV, the phone, the sink, the bathroom, the dog, the walls, everything. What color are the stairs?

3) There are three pine trees. If the wind is blowing them north then what way are the leaves blowing?

4) How many words make up Webster's Dictionary?

5) A widow's husband is very ill, and she doesn't have enough money to pay the medical bills. What can she do?

6) What do you put in a toaster?

7) What do cows drink?

8) If Singular wireless called you and told you that you have been on your home phone for 24 hours and they want the money for the bill now, what would you do?

9) You have two coins in your pocket that make up 35 cents. One isn't a quarter. What are the 2 coins?

10) There are three words in the dictionary that end in -gry. One is angry. Another is hungry. What is the third word.

Answers:

1) Orphans don't have parents.

2) It is a one-story-house. There are no stairs.

3) Pine trees don't have leaves, they have pine cones.

4) Two words: 1. Webster's 2. Dictionary

5) Widows don't have husbands.

6) You put bread in a toaster. If you said toast, that is what the bread becomes after being in the toaster, toasted.

7) They drink water. Not milk.

8) Singular wireless is a cellular phone company. Why would they care how long you talked on your home phone?

9) A quarter and a dime. If one isn't a quarter, than the other has to be.

10) The third word is what. When I said what the third word is, I was stating a fact as in the word what is the third word.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya, InuTaiyoukaiGalOfDarkAndLight, xxFireWarriorxx, Peridot Tears, '-'FreedomFairy'-'

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it) Sakeraa (I blame it on my new sandals), Katklaws (multiple times, actually)Rainstorm007 (It's just a tiny, little, big problem, gosh!) XxWhitelilyxX( everyone has!!),Ghostkit(I had wepons..I mean toys in my arms), Silverdiamond23,(I am a huge klutz okay!),Peridot Tears, '-'FreedomFairy'-' (I'm the class klutz (the whole school knows!), if you knew me you'd agree!)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: '-'FreedomFairy'-'

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing, but more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing.

Having the love of your life say, "We can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is teaching them to sit down and shut up.

"The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident, Barney came and they all committed suicide."

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Give the rabbit his freaking cereal.

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I agree with the dictionary- girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Whoever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year... he died laughing.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak, the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you aim right.

For my best friend...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

A good friend will help you when you fall, but a best friend will keep on walking and says, "Walk much dumb-ass?"

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be in the room next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

A best friend is the type of person who can see you with the biggest smile on your face... and still know something's wrong.

One for the Girls!!

A couple is lying on the bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive", the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man; love to forgive him; and patience for his moods; because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.

What does it mean if a man is in your bed gasping for breath and screaming your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,

Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,

Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say,

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,

And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently,

Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,

Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.

"Where's her daddy at?"

She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,

And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,

All about my daddy and how he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike,

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,

I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart." with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,

She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much; he's my shining star,

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,

A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.

"I know you're with my daddy," to the silence she called out,

And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.

Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose.

And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,

And given the gift of believing that heaven is never too far.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmothers; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; that they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college; I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married; I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, the time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

My name is Sarah, and I am but three.

My eyes are swollen, and I cannot see.

I must be stupid, I must be bad.

What else could have made, my daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly.

Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong.

Or else I'm locked up, all the day long.

When I awake, I'm all alone.

The house is dark, my folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice.

So maybe I'll get, just one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car!

My daddy is back, from Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse, my name he calls

I press myself, against the hard wall.

I try and hide, from his evil eyes.

I'm so afraid now, I start to cry.

He finds me weeping, He shouts ugly words.

He says it's my fault, He's suffering at work.

He slaps me and hits me, and yells at me more.

I finally get free, and I run for the door.

He's already locked it, and I start to bawl.

He takes me and throws me, against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken.

And my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream, but it's much too late.

His face has been twisted, into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain, again and again.

Oh please, God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops, and he heads for the door.

While I lay there motionless, sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah, and I am but three.

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

Stop Child Abuse.

A girl and a boy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Boy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please I'm scared.

Boy: Now tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down.

Boy: Now give me a big hug.

The girl hugs him.

Boy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of beak failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that, halfway down the road, the boy had realized his break wasn't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he put his helmet on her so that she could live.

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The

boys don't want to reach

for he good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

instead they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy, so the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

When a boy is quiet... millions of things are running in his mind.

When a boy is not arguing... he is thinking deeply.

When a boy looks at you with eyes full of question... he is wondering how long you will be around.

When a boy says, ‘I'm fine' after a few seconds... he is not at all fine.

When a boy stares at you... he is wondering why you are lying.

When a boy lets you lie on his chest... he is wishing for you to be his forever.

When a boy wants to see you everyday... he wants to be yours forever.

When a boy says, ‘I love you'... he means it.

When a boy says, ‘I miss you'... no one in the world can miss you more than him.

Life only comes around once; make sure you spend it with the right person...

Find a guy who calls you beautiful... not hot...

Who calls you back, when you hang-up on him...

Who will stay awake, just to watch you sleep...

Wait for the guy who... kisses your forehead...

Who wants to show you off to the world... when you are in your sweats...

Who holds your hand... in front of his friends...

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares for you... and how lucky he is to have you...

Who turns to his friends and says, ‘That's her!'...

My quote of the moment:

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"If you want to see a rainbow, you must go through the rain. If you want true love, you must go through the pain!"

My Stories:

La Corda D'Oro:

Never Mine: He still regrets not telling her that he loved her, but it was too late now... He had lost all his chances... because she was getting married, and to his all-time-rival no less... One sided love. Oneshot! Rated: ‘T’ for swearing, but it can be considered as ‘K+’ if you’re already familiar with ‘vulgar’ words. Story Posted/Finished: 9/11/2008.

Hannah Montana:

One Lucky Guy: Miley and Nick were together, and Jake was jealous. When he got to her party, he became more jealous and... Jiley and Niley. Please R&R. Oneshot! Rated: 'K+'. Story Posted/Finished: 9/12/2008.

(REMOVED) Will You Play For Me: Love was like playing the piano, first you learn the notes and play by the rules, and later you forget the rules and play with your heart. Moe. R&R. Threeshot! Dedicated to MoexIsxForever / CompletelyxClueless. Rated: 'K+'. Story Updated: 11/2/2008. Story Deleted: 11/4/2008. Unfortunately, this story got deleted and I am not planning to repost it... Apparently someone reported it with the reason being: "Not allowed: interactive, chat/script, real person, mst, and etc." :(... Anyway, please try to understand, but if you'd like, I could PM or email the fanfiction to you! Thank you for your understanding...

Prince of Tennis:

Thousand Miles: And I need you. And I miss you. And now I wonder... Oneshot, songfic. Please R&R. Rated: 'K+'. Story Posted/Finished: 2/8/2009.

(STORY YET TO BE POSTED) Fate: It was fate. Fate that had brought them apart and fate which was about to bring them back together, through all obstacles of reality. Yup... reality sure sucks!!RyomaxSakunoxYuuta. Please R&R. Rated: 'T' for use of words and suggestive themes.

Pokemon:

Happily Never After: As a child, Misty dreamt of her Prince Charming, one who would sweep her off her feet and take her to his Kingdom where the two would rule side by side and live happily ever after, and in Ash, Misty saw her prince, but life isn’t a fairytale, it’s never perfect. Ash was happy, without her and with another girl. Depressed, Misty ran into Gary Oak, was one whom she never wanted to see again after her journeys with Ash and company was over, but, instead of being the egomaniac of a jerk Misty had thought him to be, Gary turned out to be a nice person within and a great companion to journey with... well, for most part! Maybe Prince Charming wasn't really who he was cut out to be? Egoshipping. R&R. Rated: 'T'. Story Posted: 2/2/2009.

Inevitable: Well... I haven't made a summary yet but it's Pokeshippy!