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Author has written 6 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Legend of Zelda, and Harry Potter. New Avvie!! (dances with Demyx, causing Roxas to give us a WTF look and Axel to laugh his rear off) CONCERNS MY STORIES- I think my muse has died. : Seriously. Almost all of my storys are looking for people to finish them off. Anyone up for adoption? :) Hazy-JJ has grew into Insane-JJ, who has now spontaniously combusted, due to an overload of hotness(due to Kingdom Hearts), and been glued back together in the form of Zenma-Maxze. :D ABOUT ME~!! Age- 14! O, ya! Name- Zenma or JJ Gender- What is almost everyone on here? A GIRL!! DUH! Jeeze, people... Current Obsessions- Kingdom Hearts, Axel, Kingdom Hearts, Roxas, Kingdom Hearts, Sora, Kingdom Hearts, Riku, Kingdom Hearts, Demyx, Kingdom Hearts, Zexion, Kingdom Hearts, Saïx, oh, and did I mention Kingdom Hearts? XD I'm a cross between a Slytherin and a Hufflepuff...WOOT! Pragmatic, slightly cynical and more intelligent than everybody gives you credit for...God help those who underestimate you. Hi people! Now that that's out of the way;FAN FICTION READERS BE PREPARED FOR MY TOTALLY UNIQUE STYLE OF FAN FICTION!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~cough~cough!! ...Heh...Ummm...Yea. Websites http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2OakMoW_c&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akZ-edeKDXs&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsJHqstPuNo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFIGa2VwQok&feature=related THIS IS A DISCLAIMER IN CASE I FORGET TO MAKE ONE IN A STORY I only own my OC's and a strange character personality once and a while. Bible Verses I Like 'I made a covent with my eyes Job 31:1 'On hearing this, Jesus said to them, Mark 2:17 'But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: Romans 5:8 'The grace of the Lord Jesus be with God's people. Revelation 22:21 'For there is one God and one mediator between God and men, 1 Timothy 2:5-6 'But in your hearts set apart Christ as Lord. 1 Peter 3:15 'Dear friends, 1 John 4:7 '"I have not come to call the righteous, Luke 5:32 '"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"' Luke 6:41 '"No servent can serve two masters. Luke 16:13 '"Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery, Luke 16:18 '"I tell you the truth, Luke 18:17 'Jesus replied Luke 18:21 ~Quotes~ Da'huh? Dad: Who was the director of the movie 'The Ten Comandments'? Dad: What is the name of the bought land between the Rocky's and the Mississippi river? Dad: Name our third planet. Dad: Who played the part of the Dark Knight in the movie from 1999? Me: Hey, Dad, remember Dean? On a math question he would-- Dad: What on earth are you doing? Dad(see above): Really, though, what are you doing? Mrs. Thomas: What flying bird is associated with vampirism? Dean: -has just answered a really hard question and is giving some obscure reference- Who da' what now? Dad: It just might snow. And snow, and snow, and snow. Micaela: The Universe shall stay united through the love of all! Until, you know, the whole world starts ending, then we all just RUN FOR OUR LIVES!! Melissa: Ya know, the chair sits there for 4 years and it won't graduate either. Pastor John: Let's stand and--oh, we don't do that in this service...well, I'll just read then. Melissa: God, sometimes, I think, is amused at peoples' anoyingness. Pastor John: I know some people whos tags would read--'Total wacko, run for your life!' Me: That's funny. It wouldn't be very funny in the middle of the night in a dark alley, but that's funny. Sister: That, alien, is bacon. You eat it. Sister: I love my hog spit! Dad: -to mom after I read them the quotes below- We sound a lot more interesting on the internet. Maddie: Hey, where is that one dude guy? (Later(see above)) Lloyd: -preaching about the devil trying to take control of your life- Oh, hey, I was just thinking...this made me remember on that Titanic show where that girl is saying 'I'll never let go, I'll never let go' and then she lets go, ya know? Just...wow. Lloyd: -standing with fist out waiting for a knuckle touch from Maddie- Dad: Invade Canada. This isn't bacon. Dad: I have your back! And I'm not afraid to stick a knife in it! (yes, Dad is a Slytherin) Me: ...I want to mix two drinks... Mom: -talking about Fanta- What I don't like about it is that it tastes like Kool-aid, with bubbles. Mom: I'm sick of gravy! And Rice! And Potatoes! Next time I'm making brussle sprouts instead of potatoes! I don't even like brussle sprouts! Dad: (the phone would not dial a number) -to phone- I smash you. Little pieces. -the phone miraculously works- Danielle: It was like, like, totally like that yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, but not the day before that 'cause that would be totally bizarre'o, ya know? Caroline: Okay, and I was like crying in the background, kay? Okay, so, like, my cousins' were running around chasing the dog trying to get the tug-a-war rope, and my cousin ran around the tree and, and, the dog was coming around the other direction, and they hit eachother and my cousin, (laughs), my cousin went flying, did a cartweel through the air, landed on his butt, and the dog did some flips and landed on his back, and then just walked off. But my cousin, my cousin was just crying his eyes out. And we were just laughing so hard, so hard we were crying. It was hilarious. Alex: I want it to rain...I want it to rain... -looks out window- Hey! I'ts raining! Me: I know I'm awesome, but that doesn't mean you have to be jelous of my hyperosity and ADDtasticness. Afshein Ziafhat: God must want us to know what it's like in hell, because its like 140 decrees in here. My friend's T-shirt: I've turned to the Dork side. Caroline: That's cool, that's cool. What a stalker. Marissa: Michael Jackson died!! Akileh: Du du du de der deeer...That was me turning on the car because I'm not listening to you. Akileh: What's that smell? Mom: We've hit a lot of bugs... Sister: -picks up mom's purse- I'm the adult! Mom: Die commy ant! Maddie: Is this my left hand? -holds out right hand- Mom: Like Series of Randomness. Or Randomosity of a Thirteen Year Old Girl. Maybe even Randomness' Creator. You should put that on your blog. Me: What attention span? Me: We have brains. We just choose not to use them. Me: What did I do to deserve this? Wait. Don't answer that. Me: What's the stupidest thing I've ever done? Wait. Don't answer that either. Anthony: Ahhhh! Stay away! Deamon Lady! Me: That's just ironic. Me: Am I the only sane person here?! Dad: -looks at my profile- You are having entirly too much fun with this. The Funnies XD I hide in your fridge, waiting for the perfect moment to jump out and exclaim, "OOGELY MOOGELY!" Of course Zexion stinks the place out >> He should use febreeze, it's easier on the sinuses. I love little Zacky. He lacks that little part of your brain that tells you to keep walking. I think i know,i dont think i know,i dont think i think i know,i dont think i think. I'd probably push you into oncoming traffic, but then kill myself trying to save you... Riku:'I gave into the darkness!! How am i gonna face everyone!?' Burbulation: The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in an attempt to catch it before the automatic light comes on. "...Yeah, thanks." Despite the sarcasm, Demyx had missed the verbal banter. He even missed the way Zexion often liked to end their arguments with some witty remark that had Demyx storming off in anger, looking for a dictionary. Demyx: Hey Zexy, how's it going? Defenestration (The act of throwing someone or something out of a window) Riku the "sexy manbeast" :'D And vere ve zee ze typical noob. Zey come in and spam zeir eggs vivout a care to ze converzation at hand. If ve vere to zee ze inzide of ze zkull ve vould ze noting inzide. 'I like fudgey cheese. Oh, and speaking of cheese, have you ever eaten an emu?' HE IS LIKE THE NERDYEST GUY I KNOW! WAIT, HE'S NOT EVEN A GUY! HE'S LIKE A BOY! A VERY, ICKY, ICKY, BOY! NO, HE'S NOT EVEN A BOY! HE'S JUST A FOON! HE'S THE FOONIEST FOON OF A KID IN HISTORY D8 Oh, I wonder what his in-20-years picture will be like... I have no life. Honestly. I type 100 words per minute, but it's in my own language. "I don't like him." Shelby: -is playing Slap with Addie, and does this epic twitch, causing her glasses to fall strangely on her face- Fighting on the internet is like the special olympics. No matter who wins, you're still retarded. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" What was the best thing before sliced bread? Why are there floatation devices under airline seats instead of Do one-legged ducks swim in circles? If ghosts go through walls, why don't they fall through the floor? In horse racing, why do they award the rider and not the horse? Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto? If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done? Congrats Link, another adventure completed without a word spoken. I SWEAR! I did NOT eat your toast...Demyx did... Why is it that only really small candy bars are called “fun size”? Like you can't have fun with a regular-sized candy bar?! “Whoo let's get this party going!” Post this in your signature if you think Zack Fair is not dead but is in hiding with Axel and Elvis. I'm pretty sure my brain just exploded from the sexy...and I have the most innocent, sheltered little mind of anyone I know! "If they're friends, they're clearly lovers. If they're enemies, they're clearly lovers. If they've never even met, they're clearly lovers." The Yaoi Fangirl's Philosophy Even(Vexen): There is already enough unprofessionalism around here without the addition of a snot-faced child. COWS DON'T KILL THEMSELVES, SON. 98 of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Post this if you are a part of the 2 laughing. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If you are part of the 2 that hate statistics, don't bother putting this in your signature. DON'T SMOKE KIDS; YOU'LL GET CANCER AND DIE. When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice into peoples eyes so they have to suffer with you. There was something clever I wanted to add in here...but i'm afraid I've forgotten it. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons! Yeah, you're cute and innocent... just like a hamster with a chainsaw Zella: That's because this isn't a school, it's an asylum! 'Well, it's just, uh, you, well, um, I guess, uh, talked, um, yea...' "Were you peeping on underage boys again, sensei?" 'Duck Tape is like the force, Gotta problem with me? Solve it. A good friend will bail you out of jail... When life gives you lemons... When life gives you lemons, throw them back at it and say 'MAKE YOUR OWN LEMONADE!!' Sarcasim is your body's natural defence against stupidity. When life gives you lemons... People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, and sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. REBEL AGAINST THE FRENCH! THEY'RE TRYING TO MODIFY OUR TOAST! I am going to laugh about that next week... 'You don't allow me to go to Diagon Alley, mother. "There is no I in Team, but there is a 'm' and an 'e'." "If you don't believe these lies are true, ask the blind man, he saw them too." "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, prepare to die." Draco Malfoy...Wishes he hadn't chosen such stupid psycos as friends. ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you per formed on dead people? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale 50". The next day someone stole it. You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Dogs have Owners - cats have "staff". Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. Ann Landers Women and cats will do as they please, and men Biker Wisdom: Young bikers pick a destination and go. Older bikers pick a direction and go. Teh Realz In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing. I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine. I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against. Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often. A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty. It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying. My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans. We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him. You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Humor is just another defense against the universe. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made. He'd make a lovely corpse. In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf. 'Sounds like the mafia, one big happy family.' 'What have you been doing to that book, you depraved boy? Despoiled! Desecrated! Befouled!' 'Dance, water, dance!' 'Talk about blank with a capital B.' 'Was that...was that suppose to be a joke? 'I told them they were sending the wrong guy...' 'The name's Axel, 'Run away! Run away! -vanishes- 'Aw, we do too have hearts! 'Maybe you forgot, we're broke. 'Get that off a fortune cookie? 'If I had a heart, 'No way! 'Let's see here... 'How did a wimp like you get into Organization XII? 'Why couldn't it be follow the butterflys?' 'The reason kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up.' 'But there's no wood!' 'Part of being sane is being a little bit crazy.' 'I reject your reality and substitute my own.' 'My friends and I are crazy. 'You gotta go nuts. Harry Potter Funnehz After a Slytherin pats you on the back, To Draco Random Student- I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky! Severus Snape Draco- Guess what, Potter? 'Fling' Slytherin Draco Malfoy I forsee bordom in your future. Sirius Black Shouting Lumos at the lightswich will not help. A Gryffindor...Will jump off a cliff. My friends wish I had never heard of Harry Potter. Hogwarts Everyone just pretend to be normal! "Something weird is going on"? We're as doomed as doomed can be. Kiss my @ world! You can't make this sh!t up. What happens in Hogwarts, One does not simply walk into Hogwarts. Our lives have taken an odd turn. It's like something our of that twilighty show about that zone. Apocalypse? Abandon all hope ye who enter here. You know, Strange is not a sufficient adjective to describe the experience. I'm off to do british things. Weirdness keeps me sane. This is Hogwarts, I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of "apocalypse". Thus ends the creepiest chapter of my life. Beware of dreams come true. What a crazy, They say a man's home is his castle, You'd think living in a castle full of crazy people would be fun, Wow. Gryffindor Rule Breaking is customary. Because some of us just can't turn down a dare... Ah. Smug mode. That's part of the whole mission statement: We saved the world. Danger's my birthright. Well behaved women rarely make history. Why be normal? Life is short. Tell me, Sh!t happens. I think the snake did it. There's defiantly something unnatural going on here... Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first? I've got serious thrill issues, dude. Small chance of success. Hey, Note to self: Hell with this! It appears we arrived in the nick of time. It's do or die. I mean, Look on the bright side! Ravenclaw Only two things are infinite, We're not emotionless! In an average room, A room without books is like a body without a soul. Unless I'm wrong, Ignoramus. Don't hate me because of my superior intellect and sarcastic attitude. Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic. Prepare to bow before my invincible irony and sarcasam. I pwn idiots. Just remember: I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forsenic evidence. Slytherin I have your back! Its not that we're better than you. I learned Parseltongue for my foreign language course. Slytherin Pride. Not a Gryffindork. I'm a Slytherin. Slytherin: Means never having to say your sorry. My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasam. Don't hate us because we're Money can't buy friends. Crazy enough to kill. Slytherin: Because the common room is underwater. I'm sorry. I can't help being a gorgeous fiend. If you can't dominate... Hide your dagger behind your smile. Walk like a lamb, I was always a beautiful little devil. Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Sticks and stones will bruise my bones, They say there is no rest for the wicked. If bad were a colour it would be black. Heaven won't have me and Hell's afraid I'll take over. Sarcasam. It's much more secure to be feared than to be loved. Slytherins don't smile. Would you like me to teach you some grown up curse words? I'm no hero. Time to do what I do best! Yes! I'll give you a hundred bucks to take the blame! School is great. "Non-flamable" is not a challenge. I'm not good at empathy. This is huge. You're dead. Amazingly enough, Dead body! I did it. Hufflepuff Beware of Slytherins in Hufflepuff clothing. You laugh because I'm different, Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it. I can last two months on a good compliment. We have cupcakes. Formerly know as the party house. Always forgive your enemies; A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, You think we're nice? Being underestimated isn't always a bad thing. The nice ones. I'm almost annoyed! Have a nice day! I don't know whether to hug you or snap your neck! I only look sweet and inocent. Nice to meet you! There is no problem that cannot be solved by chocolate. Badgers do not suck! THE KH SURVEY (Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions!) SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions 1. Your favorite KH guy? DemDem!! 2. Your favorite KH girl? Olette 3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why? Xaldin. Looked like a first class pervert in the game. 4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why? Kairi. She's just too, I don't know...helpless and, she makes Sora all upset and, ugh. 5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) 6. Least Favorite World? Disney Castle and Wonderland. 7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Oathbreaker, Chakarams, and Demy's Sitar 8. Least Favorite Weapon? Kingdom Key 9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) KH1 - Bambie 10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) Ultimate 11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why? Tie between Zemyx and AkuRoku. Would YOU be able to pick between them? Cuz I can't. 12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why? 13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. 14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? Sora and Donald...(shudders) 15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have? The fact that I couldn't play Roxas except at the begining of the game, I mean, COME ON!! 16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) KH1 - Goofy SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it? 17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? Who doesn't? 18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? Noes. That supided. 19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? (chokes on coke) Well, DUH!! Though he might be just bi...nah. 20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? How is she not?? SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself! 21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette? Noooooooo!! Nami is too helpless (like Kairi) and Olette was made for Pence! 22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? Dunno yet. 23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? Haven't played it yet...): 24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? DemDem!! Totally dude! 25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Weirdly enough, Riku. IDK really... 26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? O. M. G. Totally when I quoted DemDem and no one understood but ONE guy who I didn't even KNOW...uhg. 27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? Nope, and nope. 28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be OMFGBBQ! When DemDem says 'You should never judge people by apearence' and does that epic head and finger shake thing! 29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? Cerebrus and Ursula! Urg! Oh, and Demyx was pretty hard too! 30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? ROXAS! SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions... Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!! 31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner 32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion 33. Riku or Roxas? Roxas 34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas 35. Axel or Demyx? DemDem!! 36. Kairi or Larxene? Larxene 37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? Akuroku 38. Namixas or Namiku? Namixas. 39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? Oh. My. God. 40. SoKai or SoRiku? (snorts) SoRiku 41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Ice cream, dude. 42. Cloud or Leon? Cloud, duh. 43. CloTi of Clerith? Clerith 44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Simple and Clean all the way SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! 45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well) Axel, Roxy, Sora, Riku, DemDem, Zexy, Hayner, Cloud, Leon, Marly 46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? Ouran! (its this manga/anime that i watch...) 47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! Axel looks like Reno... 48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? KH 358/2 days! (YES!! I HAVE IT NOW!!) 49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH2- Roxas! Duh! 50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? Roxas! Who Are You In Organization XIII? I. Xemnas: TOTAL:1 II. Xigbar: III. Xaldin IV. Vexen V. Lexaeus VI. Zexion VII. Saïx VIII. Axel IX. Demyx X. Luxord XI. Marluxia XII. Larxene XIII. Roxas Bwahahahahaahha!! I'm Axel!! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!! (cackle) You know when you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) 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If you have ever thought of someone and laughed, copy and paste this into your profile. Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Paste this in your profile if you are part of that percentage. If you like stuffed animals/plushies despite that you are to old for them, copy and paste this into your profile. BE PROUD OF IT! If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore, put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've ever started laughing at something that isn't remotely funny and can't stop copy and paste this in your profile. (frequently) If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile. If you've ever left the internet for months at a time just to return suddenly, copy and past this onto your profile. (frequently...again) If you or your best friends are insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a clutz, paste this on your profile. If you like to create OC's, paste this on your profile. (I can't create a story without a main character OC...it's kinda sad...) If you are random, paste this on your profile. If you like to copy and paste, have a bit of fun with this one. If you have a temper problem, paste this on your profile. If you can sit on the computer for hours making copy and pastes, paste this on your profile. If you have a nasty temper and can be angered by breathing, paste this in your profile. If you are a huge fan of the Weasley twins, paste this on your profile. If you are a huge fan of the Hitachiin twins, paste this on your profile. If you can't seem to fit Haruhi Fujuka into your Ouran High School Host Club fanfictions, paste this on your profile. If you have a long list of 'copy and pastables' copy and past this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. Put this in your profile if up until now you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. Also put this on your profile it you thought this was hilarious. If you ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this to your profile. If you have copied and pasted something, then later you did again without realising you already had it so now you have it twice or more copy and paste this into your profile! then later, paste it again! If this didn't make sense to you also copy and paste it into your profile! Copy and paste this into your profile if you are really weird and love it If you think you have a long profile, make it longer and paste this. Paste this on your profile if you belive that if the world was a video game, you would rule it. (so true) If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (frequently) If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have blond moments. If you have a long list of 'copy and pastables' copy and past this on your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone If you have a ridiculously long profile, paste this and make it longer. Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and a girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!" "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. TO Every GIRL To Every girl that dresses cute not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called BEAUTIFUL... not HOT. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for YOU. To every girl who gets her heart BROKEN, beacause he chose that stupid BITCH instead. To every girl that would DIE to have a DECENT boyfriend. To every girl who would JUST ONCE like to be treated like a PRINCESS!! To every girl that cries at night because of another HEARTBREAK. To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a BOYFRIEND. To every girl that just wants to HOLD HANDS. To every girl that kisses him with MEANING. To every girl who just wishes he CARED MORE. To every girl who would JUST ONCE? want a guy to give their JACKET UP when they are cold. To every girl who JUST WANTS HIM TO CALL. To every girl who lies awake at night? THINKING? about? HIM? To every girl who just wants to cuddle. to every girl that just wants to sleep with him WITHOUT HAVING SEX. TO EVERY GIRL WHO SHOWS HOW MUCH SHE CARES AND GETS NOTHING BACK... To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be that one." To every girl that laughs at the stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it's funny. To every girl who is just looking for that one. and is having a rough time along the way. To every girl that DOESN'T WANT a guy who JUST PLAYS WITH HER EMOTIONS but actually cares about how she feels. To every girl who wants words backed up with actions. To every girl that fell for all the lies only to themselves alone in the end. To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you believe child abuse is wrong, Copy and Paste this into your profile. My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. DON'T STEROTYPE PEOPLE!! Copy and paste to ur profile, and bold what U r!! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. TRY NOT TO CRY: Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass. Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this, Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest, Mommy I ran as fast as I could, When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true, And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you." "A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the dumb ones who need it." "Anything to stupid to be spoken is sung." "If I was two faced would I be wearing this one?" "Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you." "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." When you step to the ledge of all the light you have left, and you take that first step into the darkness of the unknown, you might believe one of two things will happen. There will be something solid for you step upon, or you will learn how to fly. | |||||||||
1. The Second Madurers »Phoenix Black was in the dark. She didn't even know her real name. She thought she was Karina Starr, a normal muggle. How could she have know that her dad was the-boy-who-lived's godfather! Wow! GeorgeXXOc THarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,206 - Updated: 6-28-09 - Published: 9-30-08 - George W. & Fred W.2. Havoc In The Form Of Six Teenage GirlsTamaki has just noticed that he has never visited one of his neighbors houses so he drags the club with him to finaly meet whoever lives there. What the Host Club gets will be more than they bargened for! Who knew havoc could be so cute! :I WELCOME IDEAS:Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Published: 10-17-083. Hitachiin Hell » reviewsKaoru's world is turned upside down. It's so bad he atually considers suacide. But then he meets Hikari. Will she help him through his personal hell? Ratted TOuran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-08 - Kaoru H. - Complete4. Haruhi's American Cousin reviewsThe Host Club recieves a shocking bit of news. Haruhi has a cousin? In Miami? And she owns a hotel? What kind of girl owns a hotel at the age 16, you ask? You just might be surprised. Eventualy Kao X Oc Rated T because I say so :HELP MUSE HAS ABANDONED MEOuran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-11-08 - Kaoru H.5. The Goddess's Favor reviewsLink finds a locket that uncovers a wild like girl who gained the favor of the Goddess Courage, his destiny, and the adventure of a lifetime. Possible LinkxOC Rated T because I rate my stories T. .: DISCONTINUED:.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-14-08 - Link6. Life On The Corner Of Family And Anger Management » reviewsA new girl comes to Ouran and the school is gonna find out what happens when Hikaru and Kaoru get a new friend. Or is she more than a friend? HikaruxOCxKaoru Rated T because I feel like it. .:MY MUSE HAS ABANDONED ME:.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-13-08 - Hikaru H. & Kaoru H.
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