Hi people, I am a teenager who can read more books in a month then the rest of the kids in my class can (or will willingly, I should say) read in a year. I love writing about something that will hold my attention, so good luck with finding that something. As you may have guessed, I am a big fan of Edward Cullen. I told my cousin that it is very hard to make me become a fan-girl, but I read The Twilight Saga and kinda shot myelf in the foot on that one. (Ow, sounds painful) Anyway, thats about it, so I wish you many loves, laughs, and the readings of many pointless Twilight Saga related fanfics written by me, through out all of your wonderful days as a fanfiction.net member.

Stuff About Me!! Yay me!!

1) Through out my life I have only ever gone out with 3 different guys and 2 of them are big fat jerks

2) I own a horsey (he is a big fat hay-burner)

3) My favorite color is ice blue

4) My best friend is my cousin

5) I would run with vampires but they run too fast

6) My favorite food is pep. pizza

7) My favorite sports are horse back ridding and skiing

8) Weirdest movie I have ever seen: 30 Days of Night

9) My favorite books: The Twilight Saga, Eragon books, and thats about it right now

10) My favorite song is Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace

11) My favorite t.v shows are That 70's show and House

My random stuff of Randomness... Yay randomness!!

Copy and Paste Stuff:

- If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, put this into your profile.

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

- If you have ever tripped over air, put this in your profile

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

-98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you have ever talked to yourself copy and paste this in you profile.

-If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile

-If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

-If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile

-If you've read and reread Twilight over 4 times copy and paste this to your profile

-If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile

-Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

-If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile.

-If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile

-If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

-92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

-If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

-If you like Subway, copy this onto your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

-93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile

-We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong. If you think thats true copy and paste it onto your profile

-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

Cool stuff and Quotes:

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

I'm a little tea pot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my... Well i'll be damned. I'm a sugar bowl.

Love is walking all the way across the class room to sharpen your pencil just to see him, only to get there and realize that your pencil is mechanical

I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by- Captain Jack Sparrow. Yay!

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement imediately

The more I get to know boys, the more I begin to love dogs.

My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Oh, I found this on the internet, I thought it was sooooo funny!!

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible.

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (You mean to tell me we're NOT supposed to put knives into our kids?)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (That gives us very limited options...)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On Bath Salts Directions: put in water. (NO WAYYY!)

On Brownie Mix Directions: preheat oven, mix brownie mix eggs, water and oil, bake, eat. (you... you can EAT brownies?!)