* I'm still working on getting back to updating more often. It's a slow process, but it's coming along. :D *

I try my best to be on as often as possible, beta is open to just about everything right now. :D

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I have joined the review revolution.

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-92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others

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-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which one to chose. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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-If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, romulus-girl, Crazy4Moony, gothickkitten, bcandii

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-If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever stepped to the side in a shop to let someone pass, only to realize it was actually yourself in the mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you have started to think you have written too much Harry Potter fanfiction, for the sole reason that you've called yourself Harry, when thinking.

-If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

-If you're insane, you know it, you like it and you make it a point to make it known without caring who hears, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. Pick the stereotype(s) that fits you.

I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep

Iʼm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST be a beer drinking hockey player.

Iʼm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality..

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

Iʼm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I like to listen to CHRISTIAN MUSIC, so I MUST hate metal rock and people who listen to it.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't agree with CONFORMING, so I MUST act all freaky and be loud.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting my clothes dirty, and parties.

I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals.

I'm a GYMNAST, therefore I MUST be a whore.

I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.

My parents are DIVORCED, therefore I MUST be mentally unstable.

I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a southern drawl.

I'm A MIDDLE CHILD, so I MUST be seeking attention

Now for my Twilight Section...

You have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder. Put this on your
profile if you've caught it too.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (Should be OMS Oh My Seth...LMAO!!!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE: yell, the sun! it burns!
TWILIGHT FANS: yell, the sun! it makes me sparkle!

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!

Twilight Oath:

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to remember Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

My Top 10 Twilight Characters:

1. Alice Cullen

2. Edward Cullen

3. Jasper Hale

4. Emmett Cullen

5. Seth Clearwater

6. Jacob Black

7. Bella Swan

8. Jane of the Volturi

9. Carlisle Cullen

10. Esme Cullen

Okay, so here goes:

Favorite Fanfictions to read: Covert Affairs, Criminal Minds, Celtic Thunder, Gilmore Girls, Glee, Harry Potter, Haven, Hellcats, Highlander, Jumper, Leverage, Merline, NCIS and NCIS: LA, Pretty Little Liars, Sanctuary, Stargate and Stargate Atlantis, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Step Up, Transformers, White Collar, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Wizards of Waverly Place, and Queer as Folk, and various crossovers.. There are others, but I can't think of them now. I know it's a strange set, but I'm a widely strange and various person. :) But by far my favorite is Harry Potter!

Favorite to write: Covert Affairs, Criminal Minds, Celtic Thunder, Gilmore Girls, Glee, Harry Potter, Haven, Hellcats, Highlander, Jumper, Leverage, Merline, NCIS and NCIS: LA, Pretty Little Liars, Sanctuary, Stargate and Stargate Atlantis, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Step Up, Transformers, White Collar, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Wizards of Waverly Place, and various crossovers..

Favorite Pairings:

(HP) Draco/ Harry, Fred/ George/ Harry, Hermione/ Harry, Hermione/ Harry/ Sirius, Harry/ Lucius, Harry/ Lucius/ Severus, Harry/ Salazar, Harry/ Severus and every once in a while I see a Remus/ Sirius that I absolutely adore!

(Twilight) Edward/ Bella, Bella/ Alice, Alice/ Jasper, Rosalie/ Emmett, I also like hearing about Jacob, but with an OC or something, maybe a grown Reneesme, but not Bella, other than Alice (because that's too hot to deny) Edward is the only one I can read, or stand at all. :) No offense to my somewhat-werewolf-type-creature-ish friend! :D

(TSLOTAT) AMY AND RICKY!! Always and forever. The End. No further pairings, I don't care about the rest! Okay so maybe Adrian, but I haven't figured out who she should be with yet. Maybe Alice, that'd be interesting.

(Queer as Folk) I like Justin and Brian, by far the hots two guys they've got on that show, and to me they're like yin and yang, black and white, good and evil, you cant have one without the other.

(Covert Afairs) Annie/ Auggie

(Criminal Minds) Derek/ Spencer

(Celtic Thunder) Damian/ Keith, Damian/ Ryan

(Glee) Kurt/ Puck, Kurt/ Puck/ Finn, Brittney/ Santana

(Hellcats) Julian/ Marti

(Haven) Audrey/ Duke, Audrey/ Nathan, Duke/ Nathan

(Highlander) Duncan/ Methos, Duncan/ Richie, Richie/ Methos

(Jumper) David/ Griffin

(Leverage) Alec/ Eliot, Alec/ Nate, Alec/ Parker, Eliot/ Nate, Eliot/ Parker, Nate/ Parker

(Merlin) Arthur/ Merlin

(NCIS) Abby/ Gibbs, Abby/ McGee, Abby/ Tony, Abby/ Ziva, McGee/ Tony, Tony/ Gibbs, Tony/ Ziva, Abby/ Gibbs/ Tony

(NCIS: LA) Callen/ Sam

(Pretty Little Liars) Aria/ Ezra

(Sanctuary) Henry/ Nikola, Henry/ Will, Nikola/ Will

(Stargate) Daniel/ Jack

(Stargate: Atlantis) John/ Rodney

(Step Up) Andie/ Tyler

(Transformers) Sam/ Lennox

(Twilight) Bella/ Edward, Jacob/ Seth

(White Collar) Neal/ Peter, Elisabeth/ Neal/ Peter

(Wizards) Alex/ Justin

Others vary, but mainly the ones that's in the original...