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Author has written 22 stories for Discworld, Murder in Suburbia, Doctor Who, Being Human, Firefly, and Torchwood. To sum up: Brit, who thinks she has a way with words, attempts humour but occasionally gets sidetracked into fluff. Author writes mostly for Monstrous Regiment as feels that most other interesting discworld characters are still under the direction of the man himself (long may this continue). Would write Dr Who/Firefly, but suffers from lack of cannon knowledge with the former and inability to write the dialogue in the latter. You will find Femslash here, if that bugs you feel free to move along. However, author suffers from terminal blushing if attempts to write actual smut so the strongest you'll see is restricted to fluff only. Everything will be labelled as such so feel free to browse away at the more soldiery tales instead. The Tonker/Lofty stuff can be a mite dark, so be warned. Reviewing is always nice. Not that I check my stats daily. Oh no. That would be a tad obsessive. Must just add: these stories were written over 2 years (i.e. I'm slow). Make that 3 years now (I'm very slow). If you're waiting for any WIP, be aware that new chapters will not arrive at any great pace. In my defence the chapters you get do tend to be complete in their own right, cliffhangers are not my bag baby. There is a vague Polly/Mal arc amongst the collection, though this does not mean they should be read in order: What Polly Did Next - how a reunion of acquaintances came about A Spot Of Light Relief (with associated The Amazing Maladicious) - not brilliantly written I'll confess, but does explain why they're wearing Green instead of Red. The First Snowfall - fluffy snippet from the winter following "Light Relief" Then a number of years running about all over the country. Includes: A Quiet Night In On Her Majesty's Postal Service Falling into a later time period: Dulce Et Decorum Est Clarification Of Regulations The drabbles in The Army Field Guide To... fit in here and there, but are not tied into the main arc. The Tonker/Lofty series: The Past Is Foreign Country Another Beginning Bookends | |||||||
1. The Army Field Guide To » reviewsA collection of drabbles related to the lighter and more fumble-y side of army life. Femslash warning: Polly/Mal containing an explosion of humorous innuendo with associated non-explicit adult themes .Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-5-09 - Published: 9-8-092. When You Don't Think reviewsThe Doctor has to face up to the consequences of an action he took in Journey's End.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-2-09 - Donna N. & 10th Doctor - Complete3. The Past Is A Foreign Country » reviewsStories from the Grey House, a pre MR look at the lives of Tonker and Lofty. It will not be pretty, but it might, just might, be beautiful. WIPDiscworld - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,180 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-15-09 - Published: 9-30-084. Bookends » reviewsBeing a duo of narratives looking at the events in the day before and the weeks after the account laid out in Monstrous Regiment. Tonker/Lofty assumed but not expanded upon in both, Polly/Mal implied in the secondDiscworld - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-13-09 - Published: 5-20-09 - Complete5. What Polly Did Next » reviewsIf Monstrous Regiment could be filed under “What Polly Did” this would fall under the remit of “What Polly Did Next” telling as it does the joys, trials and tribulations of our eponymous heroine, picking up in the year following the final paragraph of MR.Discworld - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,587 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 8-1-096. Business As UsualAn AU-Fic of Ash/Scribbs Murder in Suburbia placing them in London during WW2 and the Blitz. Written for Ralst’s International Day Of Femslash Day 2009 challenge. Will contain romantic relationship between women - eventuallyMurder in Suburbia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,740 - Published: 8-2-097. Crack Fic: InterUniverse Travel Incorporated II » reviewsMaladict gets plonked onto Serenity this time. It's just a jump to the left. A little step to the right. With your hands on your hips, and your characters in a dimension jump fic. Let's do the Time Warp again!Crossover - Discworld & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-1-09 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete8. Crack Fic: InterUniverse Travel Incorporated III reviewsInter-dimensional? Of course Torchwood got involved. Maladict takes a trip to Cardiff. Sing it if you know the words: It's just a jump to the left. A little step to the right. With your hands on your hips, and your knees in tight...Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete9. Crack Fic: InterUniverse Travel Incorporated » reviewsMal Monstrous Regiment is transplanted unwillingly into the Being Human Universe. It's just a jump to the left. A little step to the right. With your hands on your hips, and your characters in a dimension jump fic. Let's do the Time Warp again!Crossover - Discworld & Being Human - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,793 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete10. We'll Meet Again reviewsA glimpse into the future of Alice, long after the events of the fort recorded in the book known as Monstrous Regiment. An old friend stirs up old memories and new feelings.Discworld - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-24-09 - Complete11. The Life We Live reviewsA collection of drabbles dipping in and out of a life well lived. Polly/Mal, rated T for minor adult themes and character death.Discworld - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-8-0912. First Snowfall reviewsPolly/Mal It snows. Mal cares not. Polly instigates a snowball fight. Together they fight crime! No, not really . Snow-jinks occur. Rating: Light Romance - nothing moreDiscworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-19-09 - Complete13. A Quiet Night In reviewsA slightly tipsy Lieutenant Perks returns to find her vampire relaxing by the kitchen hearth of the Duchess and attempts to distract her from her book. Mal/Polly. Femslash. A wee bit o' fluff for Hogswatch nothing explicitDiscworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-24-08 - Complete14. Ruffled Bedsheets reviewsMal's attempts at poetry Polly/Mal Lovely fluff no flesh - well, a shoulder is referencedDiscworld - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-22-08 - Complete15. On Her Majesties Postal Service reviewsWhen the Diplomatic Corp borrow Lieutenant Perks to assist in their peace talks in Ankh Morpork our intrepid duo are separated. Will letters be enough?Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-16-08 - Complete16. The Amazing Maladicious & His Vanishing Slave Girl reviewsA boring posting. A quiet day’s activity cruelly interrupted. Watch in awe as our heroines escape with their dignity intact! Polly/Mal, Femslash warning, but nothing explicit - Uptight Brit remember? R&R is always nice.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-2-08 - Complete17. She Holds My Hand reviewsMidway through MR the recruits stop for saloop. Polly notices the entwined hands of Tonker and Lofty. The response to her glance is not what she was expecting. This is one of the posibilities why that may be so. A snapshot of wounded minds.Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-1-08 - Complete18. Dreams of Crackling Flame reviewsLofty dreams. But the sleeper has no control over the subconcious and nightmares can creep in. Warning for angst.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-30-08 - Complete19. Clarification of Regulations reviewsA lazy summer afternoon with a bored vampire leads to a new insight into Military protocols. Polly/Mal, Femslash warning. Relax I don't write flesh - I'm much too British. Anyone want to R&R? Anyone?Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-17-08 - Complete20. Another Beginning reviewsHow Tonker and Lofty got out. I always wondered why they'd be in the cellar in the first place. The Grey House was such a huge place, it had lots of cellars. With lots of different purposes.Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-17-08 - Complete21. A Spot of Light Relief » reviewsPolly & Mal are seconded to another regiment for a highly secret job. If they only follow the plan, everything should be easy. However, which plan should they be following? Established Polly/Mal, affection only, nothing explicit. Pre Dulce et Decorum est.Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-16-08 - Complete22. Dulce et Decorum Est » reviewsYears after the events of MR, Polly has led her "lads" into a testing situation and is faced with a difficult decision. Polly/Mal implied.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-16-08 - Complete
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