Name: Dasie (not the correct spelling)

FanFiction Name: TheDay'sEye . . . that is what Dasie means.

Age: 16.

Books: Twilight saga, Harry Potter (1 to 7), Discworld Novels (Terry Pratchett), His Dark Materials trilogy (Philip Pullman).

Films/TV: Romance to horror. Firefly to Charmed. The Big Bang Theory to Robin Hood. Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon to She's The Man. Twilight to Transporter 3. Little Ashes to Buffy. The Reader to Love Me If You Dare.

Life: Looking for a job, starting college, dealing with my somtimes suicidal sister, writing way to many fanfictions due to writers block on my main one.

What I would like: I would like a someone who knows I have a small scar down my nose that only shows up when i've been in the sun, someone who knows that I always crush my cans after drinking them, someone who likes me even when they see me go from being "bold" to "crying mess" in less than an hour. I would like friends who join me when I start dancing in the rain, friends who will tell it how it is and friends that I can just look at and know what they are thinking - I seem to be a very demanding person once you read this, no?

Disclaimer for every thing I post: I do not own any story/character/song/TV show or film that I may use in my FanFictions. I do not make a profit off them.

My stories:

Third Time's a Charm: At the age of 10 Bella has been forced to play with Jacob (an annoying boy of 8 with stupid hair in her mind). When he runs off leaving her in the forest no one was to know how this would effect her life. When she is found by Rosalie and Emmett they never thought they would welcome this human into their family and look after her for a whole summer. No one knew that when they left before Bella returned to school that they would return to a completly different Bella 7 years later. As Edward and Bella start a relationship already strained by vampire/human lives . . . no one was to know about the lies, lust, love, fights, kidnapping, changes and pain that the whole Cullen family would go through. Can Edward give the love of his life the world she always wanted? Who is J and why do they want to help Bella? What is Aro's plan and is he really as bad as everyone thinks? Third Time's a Charm at love and life.

M for lemon. Ice cream addiction and songs involved. Should read! COMPLETE. Over 600 reviews (thats good for me by the way) Old name = Lost and Found.

Life Is A Joy: Bella is practically kicked out her house by her mom, she's fine with it - she hates her "fake life" she just wants to blend in and go un-noticed. Charlie is over the moon at having his daughter back but he can't pick her up so sends the Cullen's and Hale's to pick her up. She stays quiet and distant as she doesn't want friends. Of course she feels horrible about it and when Alice rings up she says sorry. Edward and Bella seem to fall in love the second they see each other. Three months in the future and everything is perfect, until someone comes into school looking for Bella. Bella's ex Harry demandes that she takes him back, when she refuses he says he will kill Edward if she doesn't. Harry is cruel towards Bella, but is he completly evil? Bella stands up to him one day and he leaves her at school, Rosalie comes to save her friend and begs that Bella spends the night at her house. The next day Harry finds out and beats Bella up. Edward takes her to Carlise who fixes her up. It isn;t until Harry rings up saying that he was leaving and that he tried to warn the Cullen's about Mike that the Cullen's learn that Harry isn't the worst person out there. When Bella leaves suddenly they spend years searching for her. Who are Charlotte and Antony? Will Edward find Bella again? What is Edward hiding?

Not my fav story but its good and has a happy ending. Has made a few people cry . . . worth the read, a few chapters are very good! Complete

Twisted Tales: All in Edward's POV. Tanya is coming to flirt with Edward again and he needs saving, when the door opens to reveal a goddes. The freindship that forms between Edward and Bella is stronger then anything he has ever witnessed or felt. It isn't long before he is in love with her. He believes Bella and Jasper are cousins but somthing is diferent about them. It isn't until a history lesson about angels, or two certain angels that their secret is revealed. Bella has a dark past and Edward is only just finding out about it, Jasper wants to kill Jacob who also is an angel. Edward helds Bella heal but when they break the rules Bella is taken away . . . and now Edward is fighting for his angel, his love and if that means he has to hurt himself to get her back, he will.

Complex and you need to read carefully, i might add a lemon or change rating. Rape involved. If you like history or complex story lines that links back on its self, you will enjoy this story. Won't be update a lot as is on my laptop but each chapter has an important event in it - no filler chapters.

You'll always be my everything: A oneshot of fluff for Bella and Edward. Bella runs to edward when she just needs someone to hold her, what neither of them suspected was that they would admit how they feel. Are the dreams they are having trying to tell them somthing . . . and how different can your 4th kiss be when the first time you kissed was at the age of 5?

Oneshot unless people want it to become a story. Fluff and lovely . . . not in my normal writing style. I really like it.

I'd Follow You: After a few to many drinks Edward and Bella thought it would be a good idea to get married when they were in Vegas. When the best friends stay married but see other people, Edward had no idea that he would soon be loosing the girl he had always secretly loved. He had always said he would divorce her when she found Mr. Right - and now she has, along with a brand new life away from everything she was. A question from her Mr. Right sends her right back to where she ran away from. Is Mr. Right that great and how many secrets do the Cullen/Swan family have? . . . Why is Bella so protective over the characters in her book and just how real are Anthony and Izzy?

At the happiest time of her life, Bella suddenly has to deal with old feelings coming back and a fiance who can't handle her slipping from the perfect Isabella Hale to Bella Cullen. Will Mr. Right learn one or all of her secrets . . . and if so, what will she learn about him?

Loosly based on Sweet Home Alabama. Brand new story due to TT being on my other laptop.

Weird thing I have done:

1)Stop in the middle of the street arguing over McD's or Subway (Not that crazy)

2)Have my plans of rape for Edward/Jasper Cullen ripped away from me, it is an impossible thing to do - you can not try to rape Edward Cullen . . . believe me, we thought of every situation and he still got away (Okay this actually happened in school but eh it's sort of the same)

2)Pick flowers and then ask random people if they want my flower (Inuendo intended . . . yes we are rude bitches) and shoving the flower in their face and then going "Urg fine" when they say no - OR when they do say yes scream "HA I WIN!" and then burst out laughing at how crazy i sounded.

3)Steal a box with some writing on it because i can.

4)Almost fall off a wall when trying to jump (Haha Ash . . . lucky i was there wasn't it?)

And many many more . . . but i'm just to cool to say them.

5)Okay you need background info for this one. Me + friend were both asked out by the same guy. After i turned him down he asked her a few months later . . . he sort of convinced himself that he really liked both of us when he had feeling for us at the time. So we were walking home (like normal) and he walked with us (not normal) we spent most of the walk shooting each other uncomfortable looks. He then wanted to come to the park with us . . . we ended us hiding in Subway . . . . . ain't we amazing?

About me (10 weird facts you don't want to know)

1) Edward Cullen has ruined all chances i will have at a good relationship as no one will be good enough compared to his "mad dating skills".

2) I would be more then happy to go on a walk around a park after twilight instead of seeing a film for a date.

3) I would love to be given flowers . . . even if they were stolen from my own garden.

4) I am a slight "perve" and i have a dirty mind even though my last boyfriend was the first one i made out with.

5) If you insult my sister - i'm going to beat the shit out of you.

6) My first thought on people is almost always right (7or8 out of 10)

7) In my last relationship we never actually went on a date - you know going out to eat or to see somthing - we dated for 6 months (give or take a day) . . . Yeh i ended that.

8) I'm scared of people just looking down at me and doing nothing . . . just looking at me (shudder).

9) I have a weird mind and often come up with weird stories in my head that involve death, murder or rape - even thought none of these things have happened to be. (If any of my stories that do include these things upset and insult you i am deeply sorry and meant no harm)

10) If you look at most of my stories you will see that Bella's mom is a bitch in most of them - or she's dead . . . i don't have the best relationship with mine.

There you go, 10 odd facts about me.

Things I learned from reading Twilight;

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and saefest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Grand Theft Auto is bad...unless its a porche
31. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Quotes

1)People living deeply have no fear of death - Anais Nin.

2) Death? Why this fuss about death. Use your imagination, try to visualize a world without death! . . . Death is the essential condition of life, not an evil. - Charlotte Parkins Gilman.

3) Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die - F. Forrester Church.

4) I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge - - myth is more potent than history - - dreams are more powerful than facts - - hope always triumphs over experience - - laughter is the cure for grief - - love is stronger than death. - Robert Fulghum.

5) I love humanity but i hate people. - Edna St. Vincent Millay.

6) A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman.

7) People do not make mistakes; mistakes are made and you are only a person if you try to fix it. - Me (yeh. I'm deep)

8) He that never changes his opinions, never corrects his mistakes, and will never be wiser on the morrow than he is today. - Tryon Edwards.

9) Too bad that all the people who really know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair. - George Burns.

10) Women need not always keep their mouths shut and their wombs open. - Emma Goldman.

11) God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. - Farrah Fawcett.

12) Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin.

13) Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. - Katharine Hepburn.

14) If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle. - Rita Mae Brown.

15) Why are women ... so much more interesting to men than men are to women? - Viginia Woolf.

16) Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven. - H. L. Mencken.

17) There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Vitor Hugo.

18) Dude - You're a bitch!
Me - (sighs) It takes one to know one.

19) Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you... The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her'. - I don't know who it's by.

20) How about you just shut up and make the world such a better place? - I've said that a lot.

21) Guy - "I love you more then pigs love mud."

22) So forget 'bout the past, just make your own future - Muntasir Uddin 2:50am on the 14/9/2009

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too