| Sir Starlll |
Author has written 4 stories for Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Brothers, and Mario. Hey guys. Thanks for coming to my profile. Name: Sir Starlll Age: Ummm 13? I think... Things I like: Randomness, humor of almost any form, Video games, Truth or Dare Fan Fics, etc. Things I hate: People watching video game endings on You tube, People who use game shark, Game Shark, Action replays, Hackers, Game Shark, HACKERS! ACTION REPLAYS, GAAAMMEE SSSSHHHAAAARRRRKKK!! Favorite songs: Holiday (Greenday), Wheel of Fortune (Pirates of the Carribian), and Wisemen (James Blunt). Favorite books: Redwall, Artimis Fowl, The Thief Lord, Pendragon, My Side of The Mountain, and The Ranger's Apprentice (Although in books 5 and 6, he's not an apprentice). Favorite games: Legend of Zelda (all except for Majora's Mask), Sonic the Hedgehog, Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn, Paper Mario (The original), and Super Smash Bros. (All three). For those of you who are wondering, why my avatar is of NiGHTS, there is a simple answer for that. (Walks away.) Note: The following contains a lot of O.C.'s, and you do not need to read them all. Name: Fisticuffs Age: He is immortal. Personality: He has four faces, therefore four personalities. Other: ?? Appears in: ?? Name: Starlll Age:23 Personality: Always looking for excitement. Appearance: Wears a mask that changes weekly, and dark Jedi robes, with a blue (sometimes red) lightsaber. Other: He used to be Darth Sideus's Apprentice, but then saw the destruction of the Dark side a joined the rebels, making his best friend/ ally, Pompai. Appears in: No stories at all. Name: Silicon Age: 8 years old. Personality: Hyper. Appearance: Messy red hair, jedi wannabe robes, and a handmade paper bag mask of a dragon. Other: He's my apprentice. What is he trying to learn, you ask? Well, I have no idea whatsoever. Appears in: No stories at all. Name: Pearson Age: Same as me. Personality: Always calm. He could be in the middle of a hurricane and have no emotion. Appearance: Green. Lots and lots of green. Other:He's my conscience/ alter ego. Appears in: No fan fictions aside from the Author's notes. Name: Mudd (Ocarina of Time) Age: 392 (Don't ask) Personality: Calm and often annoyed, though he can be a joker. Appearance: Messy black hair, mud brown eyes, Grey-Black tunic, two knives on his belt, one dagger/very short sword, and one throwing knife, Black Tarantula tattoos on his wrists, and a massive longbow slung over his shoulder. Other: His two tattoos are actually cursed marks from Nayru, Fayore, and Din, and they occasionally burn like molten iron. He has two brothers born at the same time as him named Solo (oldest) and Skinner (born in the middle). Appears in: One story, Legend of Zelda Name: Mudd (Twilight Princess) Age: 18 Personality: Carefree, stubborn. Appearance: Same as his father (Above). Other: He's in a war against the Gorons. A very bloody war that ruins Hyrule. Oh, yeah, and he has a crush on Midna. Appears in: One story, Legend of Zelda. Name: Mudd (Wind Waker) Age: 15 Personality: Serious, though his friend Hero's (who belongs to my friend) Joking personality is starting to rub off on him. Appearance: Same as his father/ Grandfather, except he has slight red eyes like his mother. Other: His parents died when he was seven, so he lived like a street rat, stealing on various islands to survive. Appears in: One story (although he cohosts in Jane O' Callahan's friendly Truth or Dares), both in Legend of Zelda. Name: Skinner Age: 318 Personality: Dark and shady. Appearance: He usually wears a dark brown cloak that lets him blend into the shadows at will. Other: He's Mudd's twin brother. He was sent to jail because of theft, but then sent to slavery. Appears in: Two fan fictions. Name: Solo. Age: 318 Personality: Always looking for excitement. Appearance: Does it matter? Other: He's Mudd's other twin brother. As the oldest of the three, he took full blame when they could not pay for a bet. No one knows what happened to him after that. Appears in: Two stories. Name: Will Evergreen Age: 16 Personality: Carefree, nice. Appearance: Brown hair, with blue eyes. He also has a silver necklace with a black string. Other: Will's father is a millionaire, who is so horrible that he often forgets that he even has a son. More importantly, he was bit by a werewolf at the age of 12, but his silver necklace is, as some of you know, wolf's bane, so Will keeps his mind and some of his other human traits, such as standing on two legs. Appears in: No stories... yet. He will appear in the Sonic the Hedgehog section. Name: Luke Walker. Age: 17 Personality: Smart. Very smart. Appearance: Died green hair, a green shirt with hazel eyes. Other: He's Will's best friend, and is also known as "The Seeker". Appears in: No stories... yet. He will appear in the Sonic the Hedgehog section. Name: Sillow Age: He was created at the same time as the world so... Personality: Laid back. Appearance: Shiny black with gold bracelets that show he has a master. Other: Sillow is a Genie with more power than anything in the upper world, and most of the underworld. He gave the Devil 40 wishes, and now only 5 remain. Appears in: I probably won't get around to adding him in a fan fiction, so anyone who asks can use him. Name: Akumid (Ak-U-mid) Species: Druid Personality: Loud, Always bouncing off the walls. Other: He woke up one day in the Lost Woods, and the Devil saved him from a band of skull kids. Akumid has no memory of his Past, and so he named himself Favorite song: He often half-sings half-hums "Amazing" by Aerosmith. Name: Wes Age: 18- 21 Personality: Carefree. Appearance: blond air, with blue eyes. He has a jacket (Pilot's jacket) That has about a billion (12,957,857,109, to be exact) different shades of green that brakes up the user's shape. Other: He stole a ship from his own planet, and travels from planet to planet, finding others who don't think they belong in their own world. The group is called the Supernovas. Appears in: Two stories in the Sonic the hedgehog section. (The Letters, my little minions who do all the chores and such) A: Optimistic B: Temptress C: Lazy D: Likes food E: Smart N: (M's younger brother) Idiot O: Fast P: Top-heavy Note: There are many, many, more O.C.'s stored up in my mind, I just don't feel like posting them. (+'.'+) (- '.' -) Help Plusle and Minun take over fanfcition! Copy and paste this on your profile and don't forget to add your name to there army list! Their Army: ROSELIACOOL, KengoGirl, KeytoDestiny, Mightyena26, Starlight Nightmare, AssassinPrincess, and Starlll. WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ (Passing requires 4 correct answers 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7) What was King George VI's first name? 8) What color is a purple finch? 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below. ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years 2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs 7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert 8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zeland 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course) What do you mean, you failed? Me, too (And if you try to tell me you passed, you lie!) If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: What happened to pikmin? It was a hit for at least two years and then no one ever picked it up again! I still play it, but I have never met anyone (Besides my friend Nintendo64) who still plays it! Well, at least they are making a new one for the Wii, hopefully that'll pick Pikmin back up! (No pun intended) (Okay, maybe pun intended.)
Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ..even your heart! Only 7 of the population are lefties. 40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old. The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines. The toothbrush was invented in 1498. The average housefly lives for one month. 400,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute. Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch Berries" will cause your stools to come out green. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie." Among the music catalogues that Michael Jackson owns the rights to is the South Carolina State anthem. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were seventh cousins. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green. ~Author Unknown~ The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait.. Donkeys kill more people annually Than plane crashes or shark attacks. You burn more calories sleeping Then watching TV Oak trees do not produce acorns Until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MUSTACHE American Airlines saved 40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!) Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN! The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first ' Marlboro Man. ' Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE! PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR! The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs. A duck's quack doesn't echo... and no one knows why. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.' (who thinks up this stuff??) The second? William Jefferson Clinton And the best for last... Turtles can breathe through their butts. (I know some people like that, don't YOU?) Always keep smiling. Makes 'em wonder what you've been up to! Ways to creep out your roommate: 10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.'' 9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern. 8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!'' 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon...'' 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?'' 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.''' Copy and paste if you just want to copy and paste something.
It just never gets old! The first appearance of Shadow the Hedgehog (No relation to Sonic- so don't ask!) and Rouge the Bat. It's fast-paced plot keeps changeing, so you never get bored, the Chao world never ends, and Tails voice isn't a girl's! The boss battles are challenging yet fun, and Eggman finally does have the master plan (Cue the song 'E.G.G.M.A.N.)! Shadow/Sonic's levels are face paced and full of discoveries and rings, Knuckles/Rouge's levels are basically a treasure hunt full of clues and Master Emerald shards (My least favorite), and Tails/Eggman's levels are full of shooting and mazes, that are so detailed that it's almost impossible to describe accurately. I must have beaten it 20 times by now, and I am still finding new things! The controls aren't as annoyingly sensitive as Sonic Unleashed, so you don't break into a full run after every little movement.A new spin on the 3-D Sonic games and it truly is a one of a kind. (Cue the song 'One Of a Kind) Plot line: Eggman (or Robotnik) Breaks into a Government testing lab and discovers the 'Ultimate Life Form': Shadow the Hedgehog. (For some strange reason, people think he looks like Sonic, but I don't know why.) Shadow breaks into a presidential bank, and steals a chaos Emerald (Red, I think). The police think that it was Sonic, and arrest him. The Hero's story mode (makes more sense if you just play it) starts with Sonic inside a helicopter, breaking out and running away to find out what happened. He fights a giant robot, blah, blah, blah. Then the scene changes to Knuckles on Angel island. He's arguing with an annoying Bat about the Master Emerald (M.E.). Eggman enters the scene and tries to steal it- but Knuckles breaks it, claiming he can fix it if he gets all of the shards back together. Breaking the M.E. then fixing it is really turning into a strategy, isn't it? Treasure hunt level, then Tails comes along, Flying in some cool-looking plane. Later, as the plot develops more: For the Enemies' side: The Bat from earlier (Rouge) teams up with Shadow and Eggman. The three have found a machine that can destroy the entire planet, if it is powered by all seven chaos emeralds (C.E.)- which is why Shadow stole a C.E. in the beginning. They test it out on the moon, destroying half of it. If three C.E.'s could take out half the moon... For Sonic and the gang: Tails, Sonic, Knuckles, Amy, and, according to rumors, Big the Cat who is following them (because you can see him in the background at times), are going through the same old song and dance, trying to stop Eggman- but this time, they blast off to outer space. As said before, the Plot keeps changing, so that makes it hard to keep track of. If the Wiiveiwer was reviewing this, he would say it is a definite buy. Yoooouuuu must play iiiiiittttt... This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. http://www.aeropause.com/wordpress/archives/images/2009/03/hehasfallen3-580x435.jpg This has happened to me on OoT so many times. Video games are my new religion, and whoever did this is my GOD!! http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6493722340610946105 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92jpPCzgI_s 1) In the beginning, the Clone says 'Bridge Shift', not what you think. 2) Notice the rebel popping up everywhere in the first half. In the next half, notice what color lightsaber he has. 3) C3PO says 'Snowcone? Hahaha' at the end. 4) Get ready for the daily experiences of the average Death Star Day! http://tipofthesword.comicgenesis.com/d/20060315.html Wait a minute! That happened to me! The guy with a green hat (Auker) was one of my O.C.'s, and the shy guy was me! Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work" 14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful" 25) I will not make, "OMG" a spell 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 30) I will not go to class skyclad 31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core" 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak 38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts 40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous 43) I will not lick Trevor 44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey" 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the voice of God. Deep Thoughts If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell "If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. (Had to learn that one the hard way) At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me. (The mindful people, however...) It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it? (Wait, I'm not supposed to do that?) So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. (I agree with that one.) If at first you don't succeed then sky diving isn't for you. (Had to learn that one the hard way) When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the heck you did. (I added extra apple juice.) It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with. (But I ordered a cheeseburger!) This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!! (Huzzah!) WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff. (and wells... and volcanoes...) I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over. (But still, I already rule the crazies, so it's just a matter of time.) I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me? (Had to learn that one the hard way.) Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? (Yeah, and Girls are equal to guys right? So what's up with 'ladies first'?) Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (I can relate to that...) Who was the first person to look a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? (My Great-great-great-grandpappy) Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"? (Moses. Who else?) The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... And yes, I did add 'Sir' to the beginning of my name. You know, have you ever been so bored, that you just can't find anything to do? That's happening to me right now. Don't have much to say. | |||||||||
1. His Name is Mudd 2 » reviewsWar finally broke out between the Goron and Zora. As the war rages on, Mudd the second stars in his own adventure, while Hero the bumbling werewolf, the other lead, experiences the advantages of war- and just who is Uiod? You wanted a sequel, you got it.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,358 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 11-12-09 - Published: 11-26-082. Underground Luigi Fanclub With Starlll and Josh » reviewsLuigi deserves some spotlight! So, me and my friend decided to give it to him! Read this collection of one-shots written by the two funniest guys on F.F.! And just who is Jason? Hey, don't read something else! Get back here! I mean it!Mario - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,633 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 11-5-09 - Published: 8-31-09 - Luigi3. Sci Phy » reviewsDespite the title, it's not a Sci-fi fic. I'm bad at summaries, so bear with me. SSB is a virtual reality game,full of hackers and moderators. Join Phy- the mod-wannabe on his quest that will make you laugh, cry, and be sick- in a good way. READ ME! NOW!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,917 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 1-12-094. His Name is Mudd » reviewsWhat if Link got attacked on the road? Then after hunting the attacker, they were forced to be allies? Who would think that someone named Mudd would have such a story. Some MalonxOC Final Chapter UP! Chapter 13 is gone. Ask to see it.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,756 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 1-22-09 - Published: 9-30-08 - Complete