I'm back, bitch, like Britney...only not blonde...or saddled with two kids...or with the singing voice of Voldemort on the toilet... > : D But I'm back to write.

My penname was created by none other than Severus Snape! "Put in a gloomy Saturday, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Ron's aversion to bouillabaise, and--No, Potter, you missed one of the items, that's an automatic 0 and a whole week of detentions. Without bathroom breaks."

What am I about? I am a hopeless romantic, a sincere Christian, and I love girl-hates-guy scenarios. I have the delayed-gratification span of, like, a flea (in other words, when I want something, I want it immediately. NOW. RIGHT NOW.) I hate all things Disney, although I watch it sometimes just so I can mock it, and I cannot stand Twilight. I am a very obsessive person--I either like something or hate it, there isn't really much middle ground. I guess you could say I'm rather childish in my intensity. I've got some ego, quite a bit, but it's hidden and hard to detect to the general public. I recycle and donate old clothes, but I'd prefer to live in the here and now rather than think about global warming.

My life is tough, sometimes. My romantic instincts go against my huge schoolwork, my friends are dolts, and my mother constantly prods me about my weight. THe only people who really understand me are my dad, and God...so it's a lonely kind of thing for me. I want desperately to be an author someday, which my mother guards against because it's a 'matter of chance', and I need a 'real job'. My dream is to go to Harvard...and the only way to accomplish that is through schoolwork.

My lil' sis just made an account...so proud of her : D It is: black-silk-torches. Not morbid enough, eh?

Current favorite ships:

Chuck/Blair (Gossip Girl) (All Time Favorite)

Rhett/Scarlett (Gone with the Wind)

Jack/Elizabeth (Pirates of the Carribean)

Lola/Paul (atonement) (I think I'm the only person who actually 'ships' these two) (I know everyone knows they're cannon and accepts it, but they do have an interesting psychology going--I think Lola knew, afterwards, that Paul did it.)

Nate/Vanessa (Gossip Girl)

Elizabeth/Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)

Harry/Luna or Harry/OC (Harry Potter)

Draco/Ginny (Harry Potter)

Ron/Hermione (Hrry Potter)

Mindy/Drake (Drake and Josh)

Han/Leia (Star Wars)

Casey/Derek (Life With Derek)

Anne/Gilbert (Anne of Green Gables)

Edward/Someone other than Bella, because Twilight would be so much more interesting if stupid BELLA wasn't there! I am into couples with strong psychological struggle, excepting Nate/Vanessa. Couples who do not just bond, but have trouble bonding. Couples who love each other deep down inside, but have trouble facing their life. Couples with character. Couples with beef!

Sirius/OC (Harry Potter)

Bellatrix/Lucius (Harry Potter)

Dumbledore/Girl OC (I'm sorry, I cant see him as gay! I think that was paublicity by J.K.!!) (Harry Potter)

Anakin/Padme (Star Wars)

Sonny/Chad (Sonny with a Chance)

Indy/Marion (Indiana Jones)

Scorpius/Lily (Harry Potter)

Layla/Warren (SKY HIGH)

Age: 14. Freshman year sucks. Yeah. Um. Moving on.

Sibling(s): One obnoxious older brother and one little sister who uses her charm for manipulative purposes (such as stealing my favorite necklace and calling it 'secret borrowing', and actually getting away with it)

Celeb Crushes: 1. Ed Westwick (Chuck Bass, Gossip Girl), 2. Hayden Christiansen (Anakin Skywalker, star Wars)

Physical Appearance: Eurasian. Boringly dark-brown hair that is nowhere near anything but dark brown, thus I am campaigning to dye it black. : D Hazel eyes. Kinda short. Kinda chubby, but thankfully I lost weight from before when I was bordering on fat.

Favorite Movies: Too many to name. Among them: Star Wars, Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, Atonement,Rush Hour, Gone With the Wind movie ), The Dark Knight, James Bond, etc. To Kill a Mockingbird Movie. Sky High, only for Layla/Warren, because Layla/Will grosses me out.

Favorite Books: My supreme loyalty is pledged to Harry Potter. Thus I jealously view Twilight as a 'competitor', not to mention how they stole the formerly adorable Robert Pattinson ad made him ugly... I also lovelovelovelove Gone With the Wind, Wuthering Heights, Atonement, which changed the way I write, The Sun Also Rises, Pride and Prejudice, Wives and Daughters, the Six Wives of King Henry VIII. I'm just a bookworm. Although I am picky--both Anna Karenina and Dear Dumb Diary suit my tastes, but a lot of books in between don't. And To Kill a Mockingbird.

Fashion Taste: Forever-21 skinny jeans and Converse. Forever-21 skinny jeans and Uggs. Forever-21 skinny jeans and flats. Thus and so forth. No, I am not usually topless, wise guy! My tops vary so much, from Juicy to slim-fitting Gap sweatshirt, that it would be stupid to list the varieties. And none of you care about this anyway!

And now that you know more than you ever wanted to know about me, let's see you NOT check out my stories beneath this paragraph!