Anime/Manga Obsession

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"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Just because I like yaoi, does NOT mean I am gay.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or pulled on a door that said "Push", copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

When you edit your profile on FF, and you scroll button goes all freaking crazy, copy and paste this into your profile.

Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, put this in your profile.

If you have a wild imagination and it seems like no one appreciates it or has any imagination worth squat, add this to your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem."

A good friend will bail you out of jail

A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, we messed up."

A good friend helps you when you fall.

A true friend laughs at you and trips you again.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If your life gives you lemons, go find a life that doesnt give you worthless fruit.

The next time someone says, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me ." Hit 'em with a dictionary and say, "WHAT NOW BITCH?!"

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

SEX. Ok now that I have your attention lets talk about penguins

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

"Team Me" cause Im awesome like that.

Warning: prone to spontanious outbursts of, "Oooooooooooooh buuuuuuuuurrnn!!" while reading.

One by one, bunnies steel my sanity.

A day without sunshine is like.. well... night

Sparkling vampires. Whats next, glowing zombies?

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FIRE TRUCK of course!!

Mummies are just zombies in fancy clothes.

GET OUT OF MY HAPPY PLACE BEFORE I RIP YOUR ARM OFF.

If you met my family, you'd understand.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

I may look like I'm happy, but secretly, I feel like bashing the side of your head with a monkey.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

If you talk out loud to yourself, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gone around poking random people copy and paste this into your profile.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if True. (That is the truest thing I have heard all day!)

If your obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this

By the time you read this you’ve already read it.

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever slapped someone, copy this unto your profile.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."

Boys are like lava lamps... hot... but not very bright.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I had a pet unicorn named Charlie, but the psychiatrist told me he ran away..,

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished to meet a character from the show copy/paste this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

You know, people say, "Wait for the guy who is right for you." You know what I say? "Screw that." Keep going full-speed on your own path. If he really wants to be with, he'll run and catch up. If he doesn't . . . Then f him. That guy doesn't deserve you. Copy and paste this if you agree.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile

If you are a girl and your best friend happens to be a guy that is straight, and you believe there is nothing wrong with it copy and paste this to your profile

If you fall, I'll catch you. If you fall again, I'll catch you once more. If you fall for the third time... I will catch you and never let you go.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

So many pedestrians, so little time..,

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If silence is golden, then why is duct tape silver?

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think the world would be easier if everyone was on fanfiction.net because--judging from the copy-paste thingys in the profiles--everyone dares to be different and doesn't care what people think, post this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted one of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some other tall, metal pole that is blatantly obvious copy this into your profile.

If you are bad with serious moments like when your parents or teachers are scolding you and you start to laugh post this to your profile

If you ever thought of an payback plan and started in outburst of evil laughter then post this to your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you actually copied and pasted all of this into you profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these, copy and paste this into your profile.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

(If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

When a doctor says: this won't hurt...It will

When a doctor says: This may hurt... It will... allot

When a doctor says: This will hurt... Brace for the pain

When a doctor says: In the long run this will help you... Start SCREAMING NOW!!

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE TAKEN A PRACTICAL JOKE TO WHOLE OTHER LEVEL PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE NEVER GOTTEN IN TROUBLE AT SCHOOL PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOUR PRIDE GETS IN THE WAY OF YOUR DECISIONS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU ARE ACCIDENT PRONE PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

Got a problem with me?
Solve it.
Think I'm trippin?
Tie my shoe.
Can't stand me?
Sit down.
Can't face me?
Turn around.
Love me?
Great!
Hate me?
Even better!

Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--

1. Hug her from behind.

2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.

3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.

4. Cuddle with her.

5. Don’t force her to do ANYTHING!

6. Write little notes.

7. Compliment her.

8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

9. Say I love you...and MEAN IT!

10. Brush the hair out of her eyes

11. Comfort her when she cries.

12. Love her with all your heart

Girls- add this if you think its sweet. Guys- add this if you would do any of it

Naruto and Sakura (Naruto)

Kei and Hikari (Special A)

Natsu and Lucy (Fairy Tail)

Erza and Gerrard (Fairy Tail)

Toshiro and Karin (Bleach)

Ichigo and Rukia (Bleach)

Kazehaya and Sawako (Kimi Ni Todoke)

Natsume and Mikan (Gakuan Alice)

Takumi and Misaki (Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama)

Kaitou and Lucia (Mermaid Melody)

Tamaki and Haruhi (Ouran high School Host Club)

Kyohei and Sunako (The Wallflower)

Ran and Sawa (Rockin Heaven- Manga)

Ikuto and Amu (Shugo Chara!)

Vivi and Hana (Hana To Akuma- Manga)

Tomoya and Rena (Fall In Love Like A Comic- Manga)

Tsubaki and Tsubaki =P (Kyo, Kou Hajimemasu... i think thats the manga name...)

Johanne and Euda (Zettai Heiwa Daisakusen- Manga)

Gang-Goon and Eun Soo Cha (Boy of the Female Wolf- Manga)

Yun-ha and Hyun-Bin (Love in the Mask- Manga)

Jin and Oto (Milk Crown- Manga)

Takeru and Kabato (Teppen- Manga)

Cannon and Aria (Rensou No Aria- Manga)

Senri and Ruki (Forgot the name of the manga =P)

Ren and Himeko (Forgot this manga too...)

Knight and Ouri (MG Darling- Manga)

Tsuchiya and Mari (Motto Itte)

Umi and Naka (Charming Junkie)

Kuze and Ritsuka (These stupid mangas have suck long and weird names!! i dont know there names!)

Togha and Ten (Almight X 10- Manga)

Shiki and Beniko (Spicy Recipe)

Subaru and Komomo (Watashi No Ookami-san- Manga)

Naoki and Kotoko (Itazura Na Kiss)

Akihiko and Misaki (Junjou Romantica)

Ark and Yuushi (Puchi Puri Yuushi)

Kaname/Zero and Yuki (Vampire Knight)

Saito and Louise (Zero No Tsukaima)

Chika and Michiru (Zombie-Loan)

Kazuma and Ayano (Kaze No Stigma)

Edgar and Lydia (Earl&Fairy)

Kurobashi and Kiyo (Bloody Kiss- Manga)

Ryuu and Finn (SA)

Tadashi and Akira (SA)

Yahiro and Megumi (SA)

Kukai and Utau (Shugo Chara!)

Kairi and Yaya (Shugo Chara!)

Naghiko and Rima (Shugo Chara!)