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since: 09-15-08, id: 1694237, Profile Updated: 10-26-12
country: USA
Author has written 35 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Jurassic Park, Pokémon, Beetlejuice, Transformers, Titanic, Pirates of the Caribbean, A-Team, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Legend of Zelda, Avatar: Last Airbender, CSI: Miami, Assassin's Creed, A song of Ice and Fire, and Elder Scroll series.

My interests change often. Like, with the wind.


1. A Khajiit in King's Landing reviews
Kirah, the Dragoborn, must journey to Westeros to prevent the coming of the Others. Will she succeed? Will she lose? Will she smack Joffrey like the little twerp deserves?
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-20-13 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin & Paarthurnax
2. Tale As Old As Time » reviews
Some people say songs aren't true, that they are all lies. But even lies have a grain of truth to them. And this is a story of swords and spells, true love and romance. Take a look, and decide for yourself. SanSan. Beauty and the Beast retelling.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-2-13 - Published: 4-14-13 - Sansa S. & Sandor C.
3. Chirping and Howling » reviews
They rode out together on the night the Blackwood burned. A little bird that flew above her loyal hound on his shadow horse. Through flowers and deserts, they will roam, searching for a safe haven. A lion, sick and twisted, plots from its iron chair while a mockingbird sends out wave after wave of hunters to bring them back. SanSan.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-11-13 - Published: 4-1-13 - Sandor C. & Sansa S.
4. Migration » reviews
Anahita, a member of the Ottoman Assassins, is reassigned from her place in the Tokapi Palace to Florence. What she finds there is new, exhilarating, and oh so more deadly. Can she maneuver her way through the dealings of the squabbling houses of the Renaissance, or will she flounder in the waves of intrigue?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-30-13 - Published: 3-23-13 - Mario A. & Ezio A.
5. Spoils of War reviews
Mario is offered a wife in exchange for saving a household. Serena Rialta arrives and slowly tries to become a part of the Auditore household, even as she confront feelings she didn't expect herself to have. Mario/OC Very long oneshot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,508 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-22-13 - Published: 3-13-13 - Mario A.
6. Trying To Reason With Hurricane Season » reviews
A series of short chapters detailing Horatio's discovery of Kyle and how he and Laila react. Part of Time to Heal.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-6-13 - Published: 2-6-13 - Horatio C.
7. Fixing the Future » reviews
A new view of death stalks the streets of Miami. Instead of grisly scenes, the killer poses his victims like works of art. Horatio Caine works to unravel the mystery behind these killings before Spring Break brings the killer more models to use in his work. Laila Collins takes on a job that she is personally repulsed by, but will she manage it and her life with Horatio? 3rd series
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,972 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-5-13 - Published: 2-9-13 - Horatio C.
8. Never Forget reviews
What exactly happened when Laila and Horatio first met? Well, prepare to find out.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-16-13 - Horatio C. - Complete
9. Repairing the Present » reviews
Horatio and Laila Collins are happily dating. When her parents decide to come down for a visit, Horatio is thrown into the small town world of gossip and suspicion. With a new string of crimes popping up in Miami, it's all he can do to remain in control as he works on dividing his personal life from his work. Part 2 of the Time To Heal series. Horatio/OC
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,096 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 2-4-13 - Published: 11-14-12 - Horatio C. - Complete
10. Christmas for Horatio reviews
Horatio Caine finally gets to experience a happy Christmas thank to his girlfriend. Part of Time To Heal. Takes place after Repairing the Present. Oneshot.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-23-12 - Horatio C. - Complete
11. Girl's Day Out reviews
Laila decides she needs to know the women Horatio works with better and invites them out for a day of shopping. Part of the Time To Heal series. Oneshot.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-13-12 - Calleigh D. & Alexx W. - Complete
12. Carga De Un Hermano reviews
On El Dia De Los Muertos, all of Miami celebrates death. Horatio Caine knows death all to well. Laila Collins can't stand to see him in constant mourning, so she pushes him to accept a different view on the end. Part of the Time To Heal series. Oneshot.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-9-12 - Horatio C. - Complete
13. Broken Past » reviews
Horatio meets a woman from a case he worked years ago at a bar. When he begins to pursue a relationship with her, he finds himself falling hard. It becomes harder for him when she could be implicated in her boss's murder. Part 1 of the Time To Heal series.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,631 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 11-8-12 - Published: 10-23-12 - Horatio C. - Complete
14. Avatar The Last Airbender: Water
A novelization of he first season. I am trying to go as in depth as I can. It covers the first season and more will follow. Please read and review.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Published: 8-8-12
15. Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword reviews
When Link's best friend Zelda is pulled from their home in Skyloft, he journeys far and wide to rescue her and restore peace to the world. A novelization of Skyward Sword. Will contain some magic, just for things like the menus and such.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-13-12 - Link & Zelda
16. My Poor Unfortunate Soul » reviews
Esmerelda chooses Frollo over the fire, only to find that Frollo can posess a heart despite her original views. She slowly begins to fall for the Judge while trying to maintain her gypsy connections
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 7-30-11 - Published: 6-23-11 - C. Frollo & Esmeralda
17. Come Back reviews
Alisha's reaction to Ironhide's fate in Dark of the Moon and its aftermath. I refuse to give Michael Bay the satisfaction of killing off my favorite character. Tie in to An Autobot Mechanic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-6-11 - Ironhide
18. A Soothing Touch » reviews
When Murdock, suffering from feelings of detachement from the team, and a bit of dehydration, is helped out by a young pet trainer, he thinks that he might have found someone who can make him feel sane... or at least slightly imbalenced. Murdock/OC
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-25-11 - Published: 1-10-11
19. A Pokemon Historian » reviews
Christie, a sixteen year old, sets out on her journey, swearing to catalog every pokemon known to man. Her real quest is to write a history of the regions and their pokemon which leads to her being aught up in the legend of the Pokespeakers...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-20-10 - Published: 12-1-10
20. That Peculiar Officer » reviews
Well, the worst has come to pass. Titanic has sank, Father is dead and the company is in jeopardy of being taken over by the Reichsters. Not to mention that Will may be declared the cause of the sinking by the inquiry. I only pray our love will survive.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,664 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-7-10 - Published: 5-12-10 - Murdoch
21. An Autobot Mechanic » reviews
Well, I got brought in to fix Ratchet and wound up staying on with the NEST team. Yet I also caught the eyes of one of the most powerful Autobots in base. Ironhide/OFC Emotional Relationship
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 65,485 - Reviews: 431 - Updated: 11-5-10 - Published: 8-3-09 - Ironhide & Ratchet
22. A New Kind of Autobot » reviews
Well, what can I tell you about me? My name is Liz, well now Liz Witwicky. I have black hair, green eyes. My wings are usually white and oh, the Cube's power got transferred to me. Now how am I supposed to live a normal life when I have all this going on?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,519 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 11-5-10 - Published: 1-18-10 - Optimus Prime & Sam W.
23. Merely A Maid » reviews
I will try to remember the story, but it seems so long ago. A chambermaid, a dashing pirate and a cursed chest of Aztec gold. Oh, of course, you've only heard of the last two. Well, it seems we've got quite a bit of catching up to do...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-14-10 - Published: 9-28-10 - Hector B.
24. An Autobot Weapon's Specialist » reviews
I never expected to be on this slagging planet. Most importantly I never expected to be falling for one of it's inhabitants. An Autobot Mechanic from Ironhide's POV. IronhideXOFC Co-written with Topkicker26.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-18-10 - Published: 12-25-09 - Ironhide
25. How Do You Explain Holidays To Alien Robots? » reviews
I am attempting to answer this question, but it's going to be hard to help Ironhide figure out how Cupid shoots his arrows and why we have a holiday about trees. Tie-in to An Autobot Mechanic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-15-10 - Published: 2-10-10 - Ironhide & Optimus Prime
26. Dare the Transformers » reviews
That's right! You can dare any Autobot or Decepticon to do anything! Leave your dares in reviews!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,919 - Reviews: 191 - Updated: 10-29-09 - Published: 8-31-09
27. Starscream's Pet » reviews
An amnesiac girl who is not of the Transformers world, one overly protective Starscream, an arguementative Barricade and a whole war going on around them. Yeah, nothing wrong here.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 10-4-09 - Starscream
28. Never Piss Off a Weapon's Specialist reviews
Leo's about to learn the hard way that you never mess with Ironhide. Requested by vanillathunder215.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-29-09 - Ironhide & Leo S. - Complete
29. Ironhide and Ratchet Learn To Drive reviews
Requested by a reviewer for An Autobot Mechanic, what happens when the weapon's specialist and chief medical officer have to work on thier driving? Well, let's just say it's not pretty.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-14-09 - Ironhide & Ratchet
30. Born Again » reviews
When I was killed I the chance to come back, as a pokemon. I hoped I would be noticed in my new life unlike my old one. i didn't know how noticed I would become. WRITTEN WITH PERMISSION FROM srgeman. Please read and Review!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-28-09 - Published: 2-17-09
31. Victims of Circumstance » reviews
In order to avoid becoming a pile of ectoplasmic goo Lydia marries Beetlejuice. She is opposed to the ghost with the most but could Beetlejuice, who had general love for her, turn her around so they can experience immortality together? Movieverse
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-25-09 - Published: 5-24-09
32. Sleeping Lydia reviews
A retelling of the classic tale of "Sleeping Beauty", with a large helping of our favorite movie. With Lydia as the beauty and Beetlejuice as the prince, what couldnn't go wrong? Oneshot Review please!
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-16-09
33. Amazing Race: Gotham Edition » reviews
When Joker, Harvey, Scarecrow, the Mayor, Gordon and Batman paarticipate in the Amazing Race it quickly turns to hysterical chaos.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-25-09 - Published: 1-20-09 - Joker & J. Gordon
34. That Dang Jack Napier! » reviews
The Joker's past. Complicated huh? But what if you had known the Joker when he got his scars? What if on that night you were supposed to go out? What if ten years later you met him and still loved him? Read to find out.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,278 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 9-17-08
35. A Dream reviews
Lex comes up with a way to reopen the San Diego park. OneShot
Jurassic Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-17-09
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