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since: 02-13-02, id: 169432, Profile Updated: 07-04-09
country: United Kingdom
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Author has written 60 stories for Angel, Farscape, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, Book X-overs, Babylon 5, Supernatural, Heroes, NCIS, West Wing, Stargate: Atlantis, Being Human, Leverage, Merlin, Star Trek: 2009, Spaced, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Blackadder, Chalet School, and Bones.

How do, folks. Welcome to the old fanfiction.net profile page. I actually came on to edit my profile to say I used to be The Proverbial, in case anyone got confused, and then discovered that I'd never written anything! Shock horror! So, welcome to the fic. I write in a load of different fandoms, and most of my stories can be found on LJ under the fic tag (same username as here), but I post some stuff here as well when I can get round to it.

For those fascinated by biographical information, I'm a girl, aged 28, living in London, enjoying myself quite merrily by loitering around with friends and going to the theatre and museums and what have you. Woo for the world. And TV. And fandom. \o/

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1. The Lovesong of Jim and Mike reviews
Jim gets it on with psychic blue lint. No-one is surprised. I cannot lie. This is crack.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-24-09 - J. Kirk - Complete
2. Et in Arcadia Ego
The air is calm, the scents rich and alien and beautiful, but the sky is the wrong colour; the moons the wrong number; and Spock says, “You cannot help him.” Spock and Bones on an away mission.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Published: 11-24-09 - L. McCoy/Bones & Spock - Complete
3. Spring in Camelot reviews
Gwen escapes Camelot for some privacy, but she doesn't end up alone.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-24-09 - Arthur & Gwen - Complete
4. More Than A Game reviews
Arthur thinks something is wrong with Gwen, so he gets Merlin to investigate. But it's not what he was expecting.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-23-09 - Arthur & Gwen - Complete
5. In Which The Enterprise Is Like A Village » reviews
There are times when life on the Enterprise is a million miles away from McCoy’s country practice. There are other times when it’s exactly the same. Snapshots of everyday life on Enterprise. 13 - The crew takes shore leave on a planet too good to be true.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,148 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 11-23-09 - Published: 10-14-09
6. Always Truthful reviews
In the wake of Arthur's disinheritance, Gwen provides some comfort. Which mostly, it must be admitted, consists of telling him not to be an idiot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-18-09 - Arthur & Gwen - Complete
7. Brave New World reviews
AU for Beauty & the Beast. Uther Pendragon remains under the troll's enchantment, until he is released from its spell years later to find that Arthur has been in charge and Camelot is very, very different.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-18-09 - Arthur & Gwen - Complete
8. Mr Kirk of Iowa reviews
Sequel to This Is What's Next. President Bartlet requests the pleasure of Captain Kirk's company.
Crossover - West Wing & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-16-09 - Jed B. & J. Kirk - Complete
9. This Is What's Next reviews
Jed Bartlet, President of the United Federation of Planets, has to deal with the fallout from the destruction of Vulcan.
Crossover - West Wing & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-16-09 - Jed B. - Complete
10. Acts of Sacrifice » reviews
A series of stories written after AHBL, with extra B5 title challenge. Dean's year is up and his time has come. 6 - And it comes full circle.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-16-09 - Dean W. - Complete
11. A Dead Body, Cash, And A Whole Heap of Crazy » reviews
There’s a mutilated dead body, a lot of cash and a whole heap of crazy. Also, unexpectedly, two sets of FBI agents.
Crossover - Supernatural & Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-16-09 - Published: 4-21-09 - Dean W. & Parker - Complete
12. Liberation reviews
Jo Maynard doesn't really want to spend her life rallying around the prefects, and Len's not that keen on marrying Reg. Neither does Rosalie Dene particularly yearn to be wed to the school. Then something changes, and everyone's free to do what they want.
Chalet School - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-16-09 - Complete
13. The Hero of P4X 588 reviews
Together with faithful companions Dr Percy Northumberland, botanist, Lieutenant George and their Athosian guide Baldrick, Captain Edmund Blackadder performs acts of extreme bravery and gallantry thoughout the wilds of the Pegasus galaxy.
Crossover - Blackadder & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-16-09 - Complete
14. It All Began With Pie reviews
Sequel to Love Conquers Everything and The Golden Rule. Dean and Jo argue about pie, Dean goes fishing and Jo goes hunting.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-16-09 - Dean W. & Jo H.
15. Pity the Land reviews
Wesley's changing views on heroism.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-15-09 - Wesley W.P. - Complete
16. It's a Game of SixFifths reviews
Dean tries to teach Sam the great game of Mornington Crescent. Sam tries to play Putney Bridge on the 1963 Convent Garden Variation, and Bobby is not impressed.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-15-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
17. Five Times John Made A Mistake reviews
And one time he didn't. The trials and tribulations of John Winchester's attempts at fatherhood. Features Winchester brothers in various stages of development.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-15-09 - John W. & Dean W. - Complete
18. Deus Ex Machina reviews
The Ancients sure did believe in leaving a lot of half-finished machines around. Crack!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-15-09 - Rodney M. & Radek Z. - Complete
19. Slouching Towards Bethlehem reviews
In the vast Other beyond our comprehension, this place, these men, were chosen to be a battleground.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-15-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
20. A Haunting on Pennsylvania Avenue » reviews
Margaret is one slammed door away from blanketing the White House in salt, the press won't let it go, and Josh and Donna are trying to work out the best way to exorcise the building! What I do not need is the President getting in on the act! Sir! TWW/SPN
Crossover - West Wing & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-15-09 - Published: 10-12-08 - Josh L. & Dean W.
21. Don't Call Him Alien Spawn! reviews
So, they hadn't meant to make a baby. Together. Or at all. But mostly together. McKay/Sheppard pre-slash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-15-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete
22. Elf Lord reviews
Brennan has a question for McGee.
Crossover - NCIS & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-15-09 - Tim M. & T. Brennan - Complete
23. Through A Glass, Darkly reviews
Rodney wakes up to find the power dead and people disappearing: on the one hand, including John, so that’s bad, bad, very bad, but on the other hand also including Kavanagh, so it’s not like it’s all sucky.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-15-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete
24. Spaceships and Cave Paintings reviews
150,000 years after Daybreak, the discovery of ‘Mitochondrial Eve’ isn’t all it appears.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-15-09 - Complete
25. This One Time, At Math Camp
AU. This is Math Camp, not shove-future-leaders-of-the-world-into-kayaks-and-hope-they-don’t-drown Camp, which someone might like to pass on to Ronon, because he's not listening to Rodney, even though Rodney will definitely have a Nobel any day now.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Published: 10-15-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete
26. The Phantom Menace Was 200 Years Ago
Captain James Kirk meets Crewman Daisy Steiner.
Crossover - Spaced & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Published: 10-15-09 - J. Kirk - Complete
27. Astrophobes Anonymous reviews
It's not that McCoy hates space. Well. It sort of is.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-15-09 - L. McCoy/Bones & J. Kirk - Complete
28. Smells Like Teen Spirit reviews
AU. There’s no love lost between Riverside High’s basketball captain, Spock, and the player he got kicked off the team for cheating: Jim Kirk. But the team’s slated to play Romulus High in the state championship final, and Jim might be their only option.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,567 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-15-09 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete
29. And Then They Made Out reviews
Rose Weasley knows that she and Scorpius Malfoy will have a beautiful romance that will reunite the wizarding world. Admittedly Scorpius isn't convinced, but Rose is pretty sure he'll come around. Eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-15-09 - Rose W. & Scorpius M. - Complete
30. The Golden Rule reviews
Sequel to Love Conquers Everything. Dean and Jo have one rule in their life, and it doesn't involve either pie or porn.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-15-09 - Dean W. & Jo H. - Complete
31. Love Conquers Everything reviews
And if not, there's a giant arsenal in the cellar. Dean Winchester may or may not have a future, but if he does, it might be something like this.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-14-09 - Dean W. & Jo H. - Complete
32. Such Faithfulness in Effigy reviews
There are stories about Arthur and Guinevere of Camelot, stories that have echoed down century after century, and who can say what’s true and what’s not? Stories stay stories, until archaeologists uncover Camelot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-14-09 - Arthur & Gwen - Complete
33. Requiem reviews
There are things about Special Agent-in-charge Anthony DiNozzo that Jimmy Palmer won't tell. Futurefic. Spoilers for the end of season six.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-23-09 - Tony D. & Jimmy P. - Complete
34. Pointy Hats and P90s reviews
Camelot is famed throughout the Pegasus galaxy for its mead and the hatred in which its ruler, Uther Pendragon, holds all forms of 'magic'. Or 'having an over-developed ATA gene', as the rest of the galaxy calls it.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-21-09 - Rodney M. & Arthur - Complete
35. The Crackpots and These Women reviews
I was up at the roadhouse, not so long ago, looking in to see those women. Ellen’s still stubborn as hell, and Jo’s still got a mouth on her, and they’ve still got their crazy customers.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-21-09 - Ellen H. - Complete
36. Honour Among Thieves reviews
Which of you two criminals took my damn milk?
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-21-09 - Alec H. & Eliot S.
37. Bourbon Biscuits and Apple Crumble reviews
Food plays an important part in their household.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-21-09 - George S. & J. Mitchell
38. Break reviews
Abby and McGee investigate a highly suspicious video.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-21-09 - Abby S. & Tim M. - Complete
39. The Lost Expedition reviews
AU. Like the ‘Lost Colony’ of Roanoke, the mystery surrounding the disappearance of the Atlantis expedition has captivated the imagination of generations, and there has been much speculation about their fate...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,155 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-21-09 - Complete
40. How There Was A Giant Conspiracy To Kidnap Rodney reviews
And Possibly Even Torture Him. AU. Framed aeronautical engineer John Sheppard is on the run from the cops, trying to prove his innocence. Which is fine, up until the point he takes Rodney McKay hostage.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-10-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete
41. Till You See It On A Silver Screen » reviews
McGee's book is going to be made into a film. Update: Tony and Ziva attend the premiere.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 10-12-08 - Published: 4-25-08 - Tony D. & Tim M. - Complete
42. Literary Interpretation reviews
Ziva manages to acquire an advance copy of McGee's new book.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-24-08 - Tony D. & Tim M. - Complete
43. It Only Takes A Moment reviews
Tony knows the exact moment he fell in love. TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-24-08 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
44. The Class of '96 reviews
A Marine is murdered at McGee's high school reunion. Tony thinks Christmas may have come early.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-2-07 - Tim M. & Tony D. - Complete
45. A Question of Inevitability reviews
Five times Ziva and Tony didn't get it together and one time they did. TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-1-07 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
46. Recovery reviews
Tony gradually recovers after his mission. Post 5x01. Slightly TIVAish.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-1-07 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
47. Negative Space reviews
Post season 4 AU. Jeanne is dead and Ziva tries to help Tony recover. Her method backfires. TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-25-07 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete
48. These Blue Remembered Hills » reviews
She was a kidnapped, brainwashed, telepathic Russian EarthForce commander. It was all because she didn’t have enough calcium in her diet. Pt XVII added. Sarah is convinced, and there is another attack.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,723 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 6-25-07 - Published: 4-1-05 - S. Ivanova
49. Time Stands Still reviews
Preseries. A young Susan Ivanova walks home by herself one day, so very unprepared for what she will find when she gets there.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-21-07 - S. Ivanova - Complete
50. All's Right With the World » reviews
Dean Winchester’s life is pretty close to perfect. He has a loving family, a nice house, a great career. He had to sell the Impala when his daughter was born, but hey, you can’t have everything. But what's with the freaky dreams about hunting demons?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-20-07 - Published: 5-1-07 - Dean W. - Complete
51. A Dream in Oils reviews
Nathan looks at the painting Lindeman showed him. Oneshot.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-1-07 - Complete
52. The Stocks Revisited
Chalet School crossover with Georgette Heyer's Death in the Stocks. Bride Bettany meets her fiance's family - but the Vereker-Carrington crew was something of a surprise! Complete.
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Published: 5-25-04 - Complete
53. Blood of the Unicorns » reviews
...or Harry Potter and the Potions Professor. At the start of the Fifth Year, Harry, Ron and Hermione are back at Hogwarts. But the war against Voldemort is growing closer, and Professor Snape seems to have disappeared.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-21-04 - Published: 6-5-02
54. Do You See The Light? » reviews
Draco has always played with the Dark Arts. Now that they have become a reality, the question is not if he can break free, but if he wants to. PLEASE Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-21-04 - Published: 12-13-02 - Draco M.
55. A Time to Mourn...A Time to Rejoice » reviews
**Chapter 5 added** Eight years ago Willow disappeared, leaving the rest of the Scooby Gang to cope as well as they could. (Written in early season 3.)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-5-02 - Published: 4-2-02 - Willow R.
56. The Emerald City » reviews
**Chapters 12 & 13 posted** Sequel to 'Yellow Brick Road'. Faith continues on her path to redemption with a little help from the AI team, but it seems that Wolfram & Hart still have plans for her. Slight BtVS x-over-ness. W/Faith.
Angel - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,107 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 4-5-02 - Published: 3-22-02
57. Yellow Brick Road » reviews
PLEASE review! Hooray! Finished! Wolfram & Hart get Faith out of prison but she has to kill Angel. Does Wesley have the chance to become the watcher he never was?
Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 31,051 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 3-21-02 - Published: 2-14-02 - Faith & Wesley W.P. - Complete
58. Ramblings of an ExPeacekeeper
Companion piece to Thought from a Depressed Human. Set early in the first season, Aeryn gets melancholy.
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Published: 2-14-02 - Complete
59. Thoughts from a Depressed Human reviews
John is feeling depressed. Life is a big pile of p. Nobody loves him. Oh feel the woe. Set in season one, after PK Tech Girl.
Farscape - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-13-02 - Complete
60. Sorry Doesn't Work reviews
A look in Faith's head as she decides to turn herself in to the police. Spoilers for Five by Five and Sanctuary.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-13-02 - Complete
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