| chaletian |
Author has written 60 stories for Angel, Farscape, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, Book X-overs, Babylon 5, Supernatural, Heroes, NCIS, West Wing, Stargate: Atlantis, Being Human, Leverage, Merlin, Star Trek: 2009, Spaced, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Blackadder, Chalet School, and Bones. How do, folks. Welcome to the old fanfiction.net profile page. I actually came on to edit my profile to say I used to be The Proverbial, in case anyone got confused, and then discovered that I'd never written anything! Shock horror! So, welcome to the fic. I write in a load of different fandoms, and most of my stories can be found on LJ under the fic tag (same username as here), but I post some stuff here as well when I can get round to it. For those fascinated by biographical information, I'm a girl, aged 28, living in London, enjoying myself quite merrily by loitering around with friends and going to the theatre and museums and what have you. Woo for the world. And TV. And fandom. \o/ | |||||||||||
1. The Lovesong of Jim and Mike reviewsJim gets it on with psychic blue lint. No-one is surprised. I cannot lie. This is crack.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-24-09 - J. Kirk - Complete2. Et in Arcadia EgoThe air is calm, the scents rich and alien and beautiful, but the sky is the wrong colour; the moons the wrong number; and Spock says, “You cannot help him.” Spock and Bones on an away mission.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Published: 11-24-09 - L. McCoy/Bones & Spock - Complete3. Spring in Camelot reviewsGwen escapes Camelot for some privacy, but she doesn't end up alone.Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-24-09 - Arthur & Gwen - Complete4. More Than A Game reviewsArthur thinks something is wrong with Gwen, so he gets Merlin to investigate. But it's not what he was expecting.Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-23-09 - Arthur & Gwen - Complete5. In Which The Enterprise Is Like A Village » reviewsThere are times when life on the Enterprise is a million miles away from McCoy’s country practice. There are other times when it’s exactly the same. Snapshots of everyday life on Enterprise. 13 - The crew takes shore leave on a planet too good to be true.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,148 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 11-23-09 - Published: 10-14-096. Always Truthful reviewsIn the wake of Arthur's disinheritance, Gwen provides some comfort. Which mostly, it must be admitted, consists of telling him not to be an idiot.Merlin - Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-18-09 - Arthur & Gwen - Complete7. Brave New World reviewsAU for Beauty & the Beast. Uther Pendragon remains under the troll's enchantment, until he is released from its spell years later to find that Arthur has been in charge and Camelot is very, very different.Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-18-09 - Arthur & Gwen - Complete8. Mr Kirk of Iowa reviewsSequel to This Is What's Next. President Bartlet requests the pleasure of Captain Kirk's company.Crossover - West Wing & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-16-09 - Jed B. & J. Kirk - Complete9. This Is What's Next reviewsJed Bartlet, President of the United Federation of Planets, has to deal with the fallout from the destruction of Vulcan.Crossover - West Wing & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-16-09 - Jed B. - Complete10. Acts of Sacrifice » reviewsA series of stories written after AHBL, with extra B5 title challenge. Dean's year is up and his time has come. 6 - And it comes full circle.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-16-09 - Dean W. - Complete11. A Dead Body, Cash, And A Whole Heap of Crazy » reviewsThere’s a mutilated dead body, a lot of cash and a whole heap of crazy. Also, unexpectedly, two sets of FBI agents.Crossover - Supernatural & Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-16-09 - Published: 4-21-09 - Dean W. & Parker - Complete12. Liberation reviewsJo Maynard doesn't really want to spend her life rallying around the prefects, and Len's not that keen on marrying Reg. Neither does Rosalie Dene particularly yearn to be wed to the school. Then something changes, and everyone's free to do what they want.Chalet School - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-16-09 - Complete13. The Hero of P4X 588 reviewsTogether with faithful companions Dr Percy Northumberland, botanist, Lieutenant George and their Athosian guide Baldrick, Captain Edmund Blackadder performs acts of extreme bravery and gallantry thoughout the wilds of the Pegasus galaxy.Crossover - Blackadder & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-16-09 - Complete14. It All Began With Pie reviewsSequel to Love Conquers Everything and The Golden Rule. Dean and Jo argue about pie, Dean goes fishing and Jo goes hunting.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-16-09 - Dean W. & Jo H.15. Pity the Land reviewsWesley's changing views on heroism.Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-15-09 - Wesley W.P. - Complete16. It's a Game of SixFifths reviewsDean tries to teach Sam the great game of Mornington Crescent. Sam tries to play Putney Bridge on the 1963 Convent Garden Variation, and Bobby is not impressed.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-15-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete17. Five Times John Made A Mistake reviewsAnd one time he didn't. The trials and tribulations of John Winchester's attempts at fatherhood. Features Winchester brothers in various stages of development.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-15-09 - John W. & Dean W. - Complete18. Deus Ex Machina reviewsThe Ancients sure did believe in leaving a lot of half-finished machines around. Crack!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-15-09 - Rodney M. & Radek Z. - Complete19. Slouching Towards Bethlehem reviewsIn the vast Other beyond our comprehension, this place, these men, were chosen to be a battleground.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-15-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete20. A Haunting on Pennsylvania Avenue » reviewsMargaret is one slammed door away from blanketing the White House in salt, the press won't let it go, and Josh and Donna are trying to work out the best way to exorcise the building! What I do not need is the President getting in on the act! Sir! TWW/SPNCrossover - West Wing & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-15-09 - Published: 10-12-08 - Josh L. & Dean W.21. Don't Call Him Alien Spawn! reviewsSo, they hadn't meant to make a baby. Together. Or at all. But mostly together. McKay/Sheppard pre-slash.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-15-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete22. Elf Lord reviewsBrennan has a question for McGee.Crossover - NCIS & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-15-09 - Tim M. & T. Brennan - Complete23. Through A Glass, Darkly reviewsRodney wakes up to find the power dead and people disappearing: on the one hand, including John, so that’s bad, bad, very bad, but on the other hand also including Kavanagh, so it’s not like it’s all sucky.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-15-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete24. Spaceships and Cave Paintings reviews150,000 years after Daybreak, the discovery of ‘Mitochondrial Eve’ isn’t all it appears.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-15-09 - Complete25. This One Time, At Math CampAU. This is Math Camp, not shove-future-leaders-of-the-world-into-kayaks-and-hope-they-don’t-drown Camp, which someone might like to pass on to Ronon, because he's not listening to Rodney, even though Rodney will definitely have a Nobel any day now.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Published: 10-15-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete26. The Phantom Menace Was 200 Years AgoCaptain James Kirk meets Crewman Daisy Steiner.Crossover - Spaced & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Published: 10-15-09 - J. Kirk - Complete27. Astrophobes Anonymous reviewsIt's not that McCoy hates space. Well. It sort of is.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-15-09 - L. McCoy/Bones & J. Kirk - Complete28. Smells Like Teen Spirit reviewsAU. There’s no love lost between Riverside High’s basketball captain, Spock, and the player he got kicked off the team for cheating: Jim Kirk. But the team’s slated to play Romulus High in the state championship final, and Jim might be their only option.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,567 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-15-09 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete29. And Then They Made Out reviewsRose Weasley knows that she and Scorpius Malfoy will have a beautiful romance that will reunite the wizarding world. Admittedly Scorpius isn't convinced, but Rose is pretty sure he'll come around. Eventually.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-15-09 - Rose W. & Scorpius M. - Complete30. The Golden Rule reviewsSequel to Love Conquers Everything. Dean and Jo have one rule in their life, and it doesn't involve either pie or porn.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-15-09 - Dean W. & Jo H. - Complete31. Love Conquers Everything reviewsAnd if not, there's a giant arsenal in the cellar. Dean Winchester may or may not have a future, but if he does, it might be something like this.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-14-09 - Dean W. & Jo H. - Complete32. Such Faithfulness in Effigy reviewsThere are stories about Arthur and Guinevere of Camelot, stories that have echoed down century after century, and who can say what’s true and what’s not? Stories stay stories, until archaeologists uncover Camelot.Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-14-09 - Arthur & Gwen - Complete33. Requiem reviewsThere are things about Special Agent-in-charge Anthony DiNozzo that Jimmy Palmer won't tell. Futurefic. Spoilers for the end of season six.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-23-09 - Tony D. & Jimmy P. - Complete34. Pointy Hats and P90s reviewsCamelot is famed throughout the Pegasus galaxy for its mead and the hatred in which its ruler, Uther Pendragon, holds all forms of 'magic'. Or 'having an over-developed ATA gene', as the rest of the galaxy calls it.Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-21-09 - Rodney M. & Arthur - Complete35. The Crackpots and These Women reviewsI was up at the roadhouse, not so long ago, looking in to see those women. Ellen’s still stubborn as hell, and Jo’s still got a mouth on her, and they’ve still got their crazy customers.Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-21-09 - Ellen H. - Complete36. Honour Among Thieves reviewsWhich of you two criminals took my damn milk?Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-21-09 - Alec H. & Eliot S.37. Bourbon Biscuits and Apple Crumble reviewsFood plays an important part in their household.Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-21-09 - George S. & J. Mitchell38. Break reviewsAbby and McGee investigate a highly suspicious video.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-21-09 - Abby S. & Tim M. - Complete39. The Lost Expedition reviewsAU. Like the ‘Lost Colony’ of Roanoke, the mystery surrounding the disappearance of the Atlantis expedition has captivated the imagination of generations, and there has been much speculation about their fate...Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,155 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-21-09 - Complete40. How There Was A Giant Conspiracy To Kidnap Rodney reviewsAnd Possibly Even Torture Him. AU. Framed aeronautical engineer John Sheppard is on the run from the cops, trying to prove his innocence. Which is fine, up until the point he takes Rodney McKay hostage.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-10-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete41. Till You See It On A Silver Screen » reviewsMcGee's book is going to be made into a film. Update: Tony and Ziva attend the premiere.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 10-12-08 - Published: 4-25-08 - Tony D. & Tim M. - Complete42. Literary Interpretation reviewsZiva manages to acquire an advance copy of McGee's new book.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-24-08 - Tony D. & Tim M. - Complete43. It Only Takes A Moment reviewsTony knows the exact moment he fell in love. TIVA.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-24-08 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete44. The Class of '96 reviewsA Marine is murdered at McGee's high school reunion. Tony thinks Christmas may have come early.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-2-07 - Tim M. & Tony D. - Complete45. A Question of Inevitability reviewsFive times Ziva and Tony didn't get it together and one time they did. TIVA.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-1-07 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete46. Recovery reviewsTony gradually recovers after his mission. Post 5x01. Slightly TIVAish.NCIS - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-1-07 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete47. Negative Space reviewsPost season 4 AU. Jeanne is dead and Ziva tries to help Tony recover. Her method backfires. TIVA.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-25-07 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete48. These Blue Remembered Hills » reviewsShe was a kidnapped, brainwashed, telepathic Russian EarthForce commander. It was all because she didn’t have enough calcium in her diet. Pt XVII added. Sarah is convinced, and there is another attack.Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,723 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 6-25-07 - Published: 4-1-05 - S. Ivanova49. Time Stands Still reviewsPreseries. A young Susan Ivanova walks home by herself one day, so very unprepared for what she will find when she gets there.Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-21-07 - S. Ivanova - Complete50. All's Right With the World » reviewsDean Winchester’s life is pretty close to perfect. He has a loving family, a nice house, a great career. He had to sell the Impala when his daughter was born, but hey, you can’t have everything. But what's with the freaky dreams about hunting demons?Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-20-07 - Published: 5-1-07 - Dean W. - Complete51. A Dream in Oils reviewsNathan looks at the painting Lindeman showed him. Oneshot.Heroes - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-1-07 - Complete52. The Stocks RevisitedChalet School crossover with Georgette Heyer's Death in the Stocks. Bride Bettany meets her fiance's family - but the Vereker-Carrington crew was something of a surprise! Complete.Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Published: 5-25-04 - Complete53. Blood of the Unicorns » reviews...or Harry Potter and the Potions Professor. At the start of the Fifth Year, Harry, Ron and Hermione are back at Hogwarts. But the war against Voldemort is growing closer, and Professor Snape seems to have disappeared.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-21-04 - Published: 6-5-0254. Do You See The Light? » reviewsDraco has always played with the Dark Arts. Now that they have become a reality, the question is not if he can break free, but if he wants to. PLEASE Review!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-21-04 - Published: 12-13-02 - Draco M.55. A Time to Mourn...A Time to Rejoice » reviews**Chapter 5 added** Eight years ago Willow disappeared, leaving the rest of the Scooby Gang to cope as well as they could. (Written in early season 3.)Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-5-02 - Published: 4-2-02 - Willow R.56. The Emerald City » reviews**Chapters 12 & 13 posted** Sequel to 'Yellow Brick Road'. Faith continues on her path to redemption with a little help from the AI team, but it seems that Wolfram & Hart still have plans for her. Slight BtVS x-over-ness. W/Faith.Angel - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,107 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 4-5-02 - Published: 3-22-0257. Yellow Brick Road » reviewsPLEASE review! Hooray! Finished! Wolfram & Hart get Faith out of prison but she has to kill Angel. Does Wesley have the chance to become the watcher he never was?Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 31,051 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 3-21-02 - Published: 2-14-02 - Faith & Wesley W.P. - Complete58. Ramblings of an ExPeacekeeperCompanion piece to Thought from a Depressed Human. Set early in the first season, Aeryn gets melancholy.Farscape - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Published: 2-14-02 - Complete59. Thoughts from a Depressed Human reviewsJohn is feeling depressed. Life is a big pile of p. Nobody loves him. Oh feel the woe. Set in season one, after PK Tech Girl.Farscape - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-13-02 - Complete60. Sorry Doesn't Work reviewsA look in Faith's head as she decides to turn herself in to the police. Spoilers for Five by Five and Sanctuary.Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-13-02 - Complete