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Poll: which of my Mary Sue hunters do you like the most? Vote Now!
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since: 09-15-08, id: 1694391, Profile Updated: 07-04-09
country: United States
Author has written 4 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Lord of the Rings, and Sly Cooper.

name: so not telling you, if I did I would be lieing anyway.

age: again I would just lie so whats the point?

where I live: somewhere really hot and I wish I was anywhere but here.

what I like to read: manga ( anything but that lovely dovely stuff), LotR, Harry Potter, Outsiders, just about any vamp book I can gte my hands on, these are just a few.

Movies I like: PotC, Final Fantasy VII AC, anything with blood, anything with stiff blows up, ( yay!) and again many more.

pairings that I like: CloudxZack, CloudxTifa, VincentxYuffie, VincentxCid, CidxShelly, CidxYuffie, HarryxRon, HarryxGenny, I'll add more when I think about them.

Pairings that make me want to puke: CloudxYuffie( this is so off the well its not even funny!) VincentxSephrioth, ( he was like this close to being his father! no! thats not cool!) SephirothxAerith ( he KILLED her remeder?! there is no love here) ZackxYuffie ( she was like,12 when the meet you sick bastered!) Genesisxanyone ( his MINE!! all mine! XP) VincentxHojo ( oh my god I want to shot who ever thought this up in the face!!) RenoxKadja ( Kadja beat Reno UP! there is no loev here!) ok, you know what Hojox ANYONE!! ( no one in there right mind would want to be with this man, and dont even bring up Lucrecia! she shot her kid up with Jenova cells and mako! she was NOT in her right mind! and she dumped Turk Vincent! she just has no tast.)

My Idol: the Mythbusters!! they have my dream job right there.

I REALY hate Mary Sue and think they should all burn in the hell they can from! And here are a few things I think make a Sue.

1) A really long and really stupid name no one knows how to say, not even the writer.

2) They fall in love " as soon as there eyes meet." gag me I've heard this so many times I want to stab my eyes out.

3) They have hair and eye color that goes against reality ( note: in place like KH and Final Fantasy or any other place where they have crazy hair it is ok to SOME extent to have said hair and eyes.) but having a girl that has green, purple, blue, silver, fire red ( NOT a real hair color.) and rainbow colored hair running around a place like LotR or PotC is just wrong and sick.)

4: they have a tear jerking past. (Note: it is ok for then to have some sad stuff happen to then, everyone does.) but having there Mom beat them, Dad rape them, brothers tease her, everyone hates her, her dog died, her teachers gives her more homework then every one elsa, both her rents are dead and she cries about it (even though 2 ch, ago she was crying about how mean they where.) her old boyfriend cheated on her, bla bla bla bla bla, you get my point?

5) The have insane abilities that defies the laws of the world they are in. like a girl can talk to animals in the Outsiders (slaps writer with Outsider book)I have seen that, or they have angel wings (Note: I have read a few fics that can pull this off in FFVII but you MUST be careful!!) they can fly in a world like say... Naruto. they JUMP high but they DONT fly people!!

6) She is sooooo gorgeous, beautiful, and amazingly wonderfully beautiful that she makes the room "glow" with her assumed hotness. you wanna know why she "glows"? human souls. mosty the souls of the poor poor man that the mary sue's pray apon... rest in peace Vash. (burst into tears)

7) (-wipes tears away-) anyway, there is more than a phagher talking about her clothes. if it's any longer then 4 sentences the bitch is wearing too much shit!

these are only a very few things I have to say about then but I am thinking about posting something so if any of you have any ideas please message me!

I strongly support gay marriage and don’t really care if you don’t like it!! XP here are some things people REALLY say about gays getting married and if you read this you'll know just how stupid this really is!

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

-- Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

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1. AVALANCHE, WRO, & Jenova, Oh My! » reviews
“What! What’s wrong! Do you know where we are?” “Yes,” I said in a deadly calmly voice. “Edge.”
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,093 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 10-15-09 - Published: 4-14-09 - Cloud S. & Sephiroth
2. Sue Slayers United » reviews
Sick of Clouds twin sister kicking his ass and making Vincent fall head over heels for her? Wanna stab the new Turk that’s Sephiroth daughter and makes Reno her pookybear? Well have no fear the Mary Sue hunters are here! lots of blood and humor! yay!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,194 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-29-09 - Published: 2-13-09 - Cloud S.
3. The Cooper Siblings reviews
What if Sly Cooper had a little sister that severed the Fiendish Five attack with him? How will they live their new life? and just how did they become master thieves? AU.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-18-09
4. HELP! I'm trapped in a Mary Sue plot! » reviews
Sue falls into ME with a new twist, her nerd of a sister is tagging along. Can the geek stop the Sue before she ruins Middle-Earth? or will she turn into a Sue herself!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-15-09 - Published: 3-5-09 - Aragorn & Legolas
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