Insane logic doesn't seem to make sense but you know it does, while logic makes sense but you know it really doesn't. Only insane people understand insane logic, and logic doesn't work on them. If you think this is wrong, then do you agree or do you disagree with my logic? Agree, and you're insane for believing this crap. Disagree, and you're insane for not believing. Don't you just love insane logic? -15animefreak15

Oh, I get it! -me

Hey! My name's Sparkly Emerald, but I have many nicknames! Actually just three, Sparkly, Spark(s) and Emmy. Before I do anything else, look at my Profile picture, doesn't that horse's hair look just like Shane's(from Camp Rock)? Hah! He has horse hair!

I'm a 15-year-old girl, I'm homeschooled (which rocks, by the way). I LOVE writing and reading Fanfics, making new friends (PM me!) picking on my best friend The Frizz, checking my E-mail, and babysitting the 2-year-old William, and his little sister Claire (fake names). I like to write parodies mostly,especially Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon, there's just so much to make fun of in those animes! Umbreon's Shadow is my little bro in real life! GASP! XD He writes good Eevee stories you should go read them, after you read my stories of course! :P

Wow, that's sounds very hyper. Wel,l I guess it fits me then!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Abortion, its wrong, cruel, and mean. Many babies have been killed before even being able to see the world, if your against abortion, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name: Shadow the Pokemon Hunter, Sparkly Emerald, Partner555

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told Daddy to tell Mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want Mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but Daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that Mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

A Stranger Passed By

I ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh, excuse me Please" was my reply.
He said, "Please excuse me too; Wasn't even watching for you."

We were very polite, this stranger and I.
We went on our way and we said good-bye.
But at home a different story is told,
How we treat our loved ones, young and old.
Later that day, cooking the evening meal,

My daughter stood beside me very still.
When I turned, I nearly knocked her down.
"Move out of the way," I said with a frown.
She walked away, her little heart was broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.

While I lay awake in bed,
God's still small voice came to me and said,
"While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use,
But the children you love, you seem to abuse.

Look on the kitchen floor,
You'll find some flowers there by the door.
Those are the flowers she brought for you.
She picked them herself: pink, yellow and blue.
She stood quietly not to spoil the surprise, and you never saw the tears in her eyes."

By this time, I felt very small, and now my tears began to fall.
I quietly went and knelt by her bed;
"Wake up, little girl, wake up," I said.
"Are these the flowers you picked for me?"

She smiled, "I found 'em, out by the tree.
I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue."

I said, "Daughter, I'm sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way."

She said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay. I love you anyway."
I said, "Daughter, I love you too, and I do like the flowers, especially the blue."

Are you aware that: If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could
easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family we left behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family --an unwise investment indeed.

So what is behind the story?

You know what is the full word of family?
FAMILY= (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER, (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU!

Isn't that neat? Fill life with love and bravery and we shall live a life uncommon.

- author unknown

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you're crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'amazing' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you pick up a stick and run around screaming, "I'm a pixie!". Crazy is when you eat your friend's chocolate bar and tell them that the Purple Sandwich Monster did it.Crazy is when you tell your friend you'll lick her manga to clean it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

I found these on someone's profile and thought they really funny. If you thought they were funny and started laughing while reading them like I did, copy and paste them into your profile.

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

Adorably cute thing!:

HOW GIRLS FLIRT:

1.SHE CALLS YOU BY YOUR FULL NAME NOT JUST A NICK NAME.
2. SHE HITS YOU SOFTLY ON THE ARM AND LAUGHS WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING FUNNY.
3. SHE FLIPS HER HAIR WHEN SHE'S TALKING TO YOU.
4. SHE TOUCHES YOUR ARM WHEN SHE TALKS TO YOU.
5. SHE SAYS, "NO, I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHO I LIKE!" WITH A BIG SMILE ON HER FACE.
6. SHE ASKS YOU WHO YOU LIKE OR WHO YOU WOULD GO OUT WITH SEEMINGLY INTERESTED.
7. WHEN YOU GO TO THE MOVIES WITH A BUNCH OF YOUR FRIENDS AND SHE IS ALMOST ALWAYS NEXT TO YOU.
8. SHE CRITICIZES YOU ON A GIRL YOU LIKE.
9. YOU CATCH HER STARING AT YOU.
10. SHE PLAYS WITH YOUR HAIR OR TRIES TO PUT MAKE UP ON YOU.
11. HER FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL AND IN SCHOOL KNOW ABOUT YOU, AND SAYS SHE TALKS ABOUT YOU A LOT.
12. SHE KNOWS YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND ADDRESS. ( STALKER MUCH? )
13. SHE WILL TRY AND TALK, AND SPEND TIME WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

HOW GUYS FLIRT:

1. HE STARES AT YOU ALOT.
2. HE HITS YOU ALOT. (JUST PLAY HITTING )
3. HE USES THE FIRST THING THAT POPS INTO HIS HEAD TO START A CONVERSTAION WITH YOU
4. HE YELLED, "HI!", TO YOUR MUM THAT DAY SHE PICKED YOU UP FROM SCHOOL.
5. HE BLEW OFF HIS BUDS TO GO SEE "BROWN SUGAR" WITH YOU CUZ YOU COULDN'T GET ANOTHER GIRL PAL TO GO AND DIDN'T WANT TO GO ALONE.
6. HE TRIES TO MAKE YOU LAUGH ANYWAY EVEN IF HE GETS HURT IN THE PROCESS
7. HIS VOICE GETS SOFTER WHEN EVER YOU TWO TALK.
8. YOU HUNG UP ON HIM. HE CALLED YOU BACK.
9. YOU WERE INVITED BY HIM TO A GROUP OUTING.
10. HE CALLED YOU TO TALK ABOUT NOTHING AT ALL.
11. HE IMITATES YOUR LAUGH. OK, YOU DO LAUGH PRETTY LOUD. WHICH MAKES YOU LAUGH EVEN HARDER...
12. HE REMEMBERS LITTLE THINGS YOU MENTION IN CASUAL CONVERSATION
13. HE SOMETIMES STARES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR EYES.
14. HE USES EVERY POSSIBLE WAY TO TOUCH YOU (YOUR HAIR, FACE, THIGHS, KNEES,ECT.)

QUOTES:

You keep friends by keeping your heart just a little softer than your head -someone very wise

The problem with an eye for an eye is that everyone ends up blind- Flash quoting Granny Flash (Justice League)

Granny Flash sounds like the name of a dirty old lady-my brother US

Hahaha...Spelunking... It makes tickles in my mouth-Spud (American Dragon)

Look! A glitch!-Mikey(TMNT)
Beg your pardon?!-Leo

Edward:Say it.
Bella:You're a homosexual.
Edward:Are you scared?
Bella:Well, I'm a little shocked (This is something Shadow Pictochatted me one night. I almost died!)

If he does that I'll beat him with a stick!-Me
As long as it's not an ugly stick, 'cause you can't hurt him much more there.-My mom's friend( The guy I was talking about is her husband!)

Stand there and do nothing! -"Jessilinda" (Jessie of Team Rocket)

There was a cliff conveniently nearby. There’s always a cliff conveniently nearby. This would leave one to wonder why there is such an abundance of cliffs in the pokeworld. Considering their purpose in fanfiction is always to be thrown off of, one would have to assume these cliffs have been made for just that. How sad! Stories should be written where a cliff had a purpose other than suicide. What I the cliff becomes so depressed it commits suicide? Then what would those precious suicidal character toss themselves off of? Nothing, that’s what.- Bittersweet Romanticide

If you think Greenfield looked better as “a bizarre crystal wasteland that obliterates the entire scene” , copy and paste this into your profile, including my name, robbers! –Bittersweet Romanticide

“Congraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatulations!” The man exclaimed. “You’ve just won a fantabulous prize! A golden nugget!” Brian and Ashely snickered while David put it in his bag. “And say, how about you join us in Team Rocket? We’re a group dedicated to Pokemon, isn’t that right Snoopy?” He looked at his Ekans. It’s eye twitched and it let out a strange hiss. “He needs sleep…” The man laughed. “So? How about it?” The man asked.-Umbreon's Shadow(My little brother!)

Yeah, the VCR's hungry, shove some spaghetti in there.-Megan Mooney (comedian)

I'm at the same level as a second grader! -The Frizz (She was playing My Japanese Coach)

May: Oh no! A pokémon! –snuggles into 8 year old Brendan- I’m so scared! Protect me Brenden!
Brenden: You’re scared of pokémon?
May: Yeah. –smells his shirt- You use Tide.
Brenden: Leggo! Girls are icky! -Bittersweet Romanticide (yet again)

"But no matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it. You have to believe in love stories and prince charmings and happily ever after.” - Taylor Swift

LIGHT! tackle hugs! -Misa
This is the first time in my life I've really wanted to hit a girl... -Light's thoughts (Death Note)

'L' is going to die... just like that? -Light
'L' is going to die... just like that?! -Me

Whenever Kaiba smiles a puppy dies. -Yugi in this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY_Z-WRfbkk&NR=1)

I have many names. I was once known as Pharoah. Then I was known as the artist formerly known as Pharoah. But you can call me Yami. -(Pick whichever name you want.)
But I thought your name was At_-Yugi
Ssh! Don't spoil it. -Yami Yugi from the same thing as before.

"Last words...hmm...that's a tough one. I always pictured my last words to be a long winded speech, most likely with the intention of distracting the one about to kill me long enough for me to figure out a plan to get free and turn the tides of battle into my favor, thus sparing my life and enabling me to re-use the tactic against a different idiot dumb enough to ask me if I have any last words. But who knows? Maybe the exact same idiot will continue allowing me to rattle off sentences that hint at what I'm doing, but that idiot is so idiotic that even though I'm insulting him almost nonstop he doesn’t notice what the hell I'm doing, nor does he interrupt my talking, thus enabling me to continue prattling on aimlessly. Oh yes, I was talking about my last words. Alright here they are. Are you ready for this, because as soon as I finish talking, I want you to reflect on what I said for perhaps 3 seconds. Ok? Ok. You're a freaking idiot," I replied." -Dragonair from The Darkness Within by tracefan

We'll never survive. -Buttercup
Nonsense! You're just saying that because no one ever has!- Westly (Princess Bride)

Cain, I trust you can put off bleeding to death for just a while longer? -Jagen
Of course, sir... I aim to please. -Cain (Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon)

whispering Kelli, Kelli... -William
whispering back What?- Me
"Whispering still Claire -William (he loves saying his little sisters name for some weird reason. He does this all the time it's so funny!)

KC Jackie -Sam
Hm? -KC Jackie
You guys are hot-Sam (Othersiders, he was talking about the thermal imaging camera, but it was sooooooo funny!)

If you ever get rundown by life, you just come cry into Uncle's chest! -Monk (Ghost Hunt)

In the words of my friend The Frizz,

you gots to listen to this song. Its the opening (or ending I forgot) to Shugo Chara.

http://www.imeem.com/people/wcAvGE/music/cYjoP1kG/buono_honto_no_jibun

This is the most awsome thing ever... http://umauma.cd watch the video.

This video is hilarious. I love it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOM9M_bzJYo

Oh, yeah, I'm a Christian and so I don't curse and I don't like reading curses either so if you PM me or post in my forums or review please, do not curse!Anyway, I think that's it... Oh yeah, I want to give a shout out to a few of my close friends on FF.net

Firstly, my first friend on the site, Shizuka Taiyou! A crazy and fun person she never hesitates to tell me exactly what she thinks.

Next is lugia's-rider12! My mega sweet onee-chan! She a pretty good writer with the potential to be phenominal.

Now, severineyung! An awesome writer and great friend, She's always helping me and giving me little helps and resources to become a better writer.

Oh yeah, helleos! He's a guy I RP with alot he's really funny and so creative. I WILL HUG YOU YET!!

My Frizzle is ont he site now! Her screename is Zeldagirl111. She doean't have any stories yet but PM her or something she likes making friends!

My other friend in real life is on too! He's RichieSweet Blame not my cakes, Umm he's kinda weird but a funny guy so you should check him out, too.

They're all so nice. I attract nice people, or maybe they're just weird like me. Actually no ones quite as weird as me. Except maybe the Frizz... Yeah, she's definitely weirder.
Shizuka Taiyou has a Community now Pokemon Oc'sPm her OC stories to put on it! Now she does write fanfic! It's cool! Her story is in my favorites go read it and review! Especially all you people whose stories she's reviewed!

nOw ThE rAnDoM sTuFf:

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Alien hand syndrome (anarchic hand or Dr. Strangelove syndrome) is an unusual neurological disorder, in which one of the sufferer's hands seems to take on a mind of its own. AHSis best documented in cases where a person has had the two hemispheres of their brain surgically separated, a procedure sometimes used to relieve the symptoms of extreme cases of epilepsy.-I thought this was really interesting. Wouldn't it be really cool to know or even understand why this happens to some people? I think I'm gonna research this some more. Later...

11/27/08
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! Today's the day to stuff yourself until you explode!! XD But seriously take the time on this day or any day to thank God for all your many blessings. Also to anyone who is reading Katrina Anderson. I am working on the next chapter and hope to have it up by the end of the month. :)

11/29/08
We got a new computer but all my story files are on the old one:(. So I can't update until we get everything sorted out, which really sucks because I had finally gotten over my Writer's Block. But we might get it straightened out tonight, look for updates by December 15th at the latest.:)

12/16/08
Shizuka Taiyou uploaded her first fic today! I'm so proud of her. -sniff- It's pretty darn good, too. I guess, my prediction was right. Hehehe. I'm smart. XD

12/23/08
Anyone who's reading or planning to read The Dawn of an EclipseI wanted to let you know it's not going to be updated or even ready to be read for quite awhile. I'm having some trouble and I think I'm going to delete it until I work out the problems. Farlapointed out some major problems with it and I'm trying to fix it but I'm just gonna concentrate on my other stories now, and before anyone says Farla's mean or something this is wha she said when I asked her to look over it again,
Poster: Farla

Sparkly Emerald:

I'm glad you're trying to improve but you still have a number of issues, such
as withdialogue and withyour description. If you're having trouble with
writing in general, try to find a beta reader who can help.

I'm not suggesting you should delete your story and give up. Just do the best
you can and if something's beyond your ability right now, keep trying until
you improve.

1/11/09

Okay something pretty bad has happened, yesterday my mom's best friend, Weezee's dog Trixie was hit by a car. At first she didn't know where her dog was. One of her neighbors called her and said that she saw Trixie get hit and then she saw someone pick her up. We finally found her we were calling around all over the place we were literally going through the phone book and calling all the animal hospitals trying to find her. Trixie is doing okay I mean considering the fact she was hit by a car. Her right (or was it left?) eye is swollen shut and one of her lungs was collapsed and her chest was sore and she's really scared of peole she doesn't know because her old owner who had her before Weezee was abusive. So she's really upset and nervous but she on some kind of IV drip to help her feel better. Last night she was stable but I got called to baby-sit "William" because the animal hospital called and said Trixie wasn't doing so well. I was just told a couple minutes ago that Trixie's doing better again. The internal bleeding was slowing but they're probably gonna have to do a blood transfusion. So all of please keep Trixie in your thoughts and prayers. Thanks.

1/19/09
Trixie came home Wednesday and is healing fast, to anyone who may have been praying for her thank-you. She's still in some pain but is doing alot better.

1/24/09
I have major writer's block on Katrina Anderson. The problem is I know what I want to do with this chapter and how I want it to turn out, but I just can't write it. I know that doesn't really make sense but I'm stuck. I started another story to help me get over my writer's block and to help writing battles and stuff like that. It's called Pokemon Invasion and I'm really looking forward to seeing what people think!

2/18/09
Alright Katrina Anderson is back!! I havemade a solemn vow to update faster! Of course almost anything is an improvement from only updating once a month! LOL!

2/20/09
Our computer has a virus or something so I'm won't be able to update for awhile cause our computer is messed up. I'll still be able to Beta and stuff though. I babysit twice a week and use their computer. But a couple hours a day isn't really enough to write a new chapter. Sorry!

3/2/09
Okay, I think the thing with the computer is fixed now. It's still probably gonna be at least a week before I get the next chapter of Katrina Anderson up. I've also been looking for a Beta so if you are or you know of a good one, I could really use some help. Thanks!

3/12/09
I'm not gonna be updating often, I'm a teenager and I've got a lot on my plate right now. So I guess my promise on Katrina just went down the toilet...

3/20/09
The new baby was born yesterday! She's so cute she's William's (remember the baby with the codename?) little sister. They sent me a picture on my phone. She's so kawaii! (Japanese for cute I like Japanese) Anywhoo, I'm going to go see her at the hospital tonight! But they had to do a C-section so her mom is really weak right now. So keep her and the new baby in your prayers. Oh and we can't forget William, he's gonna be so jealous of baby sister. Pray for his jealousy,too, I guess...

4/7/09
Huh, it's been a while since I did this. Well lots of stuff has happened and it's only gonna get more hectic as the month goes on... I won't be updateing until sometime in early May probably. I've got testing and youthrally and not to mention dance. The recital is coming up! I'm working on some more Truthor Dare though, it's a good stress relief. Katrina Anderson is stressing me out lately. It's hard to keep her in character 'cause she's almost five years younger. Since it's first person I have to get into a ten-year-olds mindfame to write it.

5/1/09
Flamers
I was just on Fanfiction.net and thinking about Flamers. I know it's wrong to flame and all, but I still do it sometimes. Most people have flamed at least once. Now some stories suck, but I still don't think you should flame. I haveno problem with harsh criticism or construtive criticsm. It's all in how you say it.

Be considerate when you type reveiws. Authors are real people with real emotions. Be considerate when you reveiw reply. Flamers are not visciousbeasts of death.

I think we should be able to reveiw without being mean if we just use our heads.-Sparkly Emerald

5/3/09
I should finally be able to update something tomorrow. It'll still be awhile before I can post on Katrina Anderson, though. I'm still waiting on my beta but he told me his computer isn't working right and keeps crashing. I'll try to get some other stuff up in the meantime. Maybe a new chapter on Truth or Dare or some one-shots.

5/19/09
I'm sorry I haven't been updating but I've been busier than I thought. I'm deleting Katrina Anderson and starting it over. If you have any questions PM me and I'll be happy to answer to the fullest of my abilities.

5/21/09
I don't know what I'm doing anymore. I just can't get in the mood to write. It's really sad and a bit scary to me. I don't know what to do with myself anymore. Anything I do doesn't seem to come out right. I think I'll be taking a small break from writing fanfic for awhile. I need to sort some things out.

5/23/09
I have a very good friend on the site who's been talking to me a bit, to help me get out of my writing funk. It helped some but I think ,for awhile at least, I'm gonna be concentrating on a Harvest Monn story that's been hanging around in limbo on my compute for awhile. Thank you to a-crazy-world-upside-down for always being there to listen or read, I gues. lol! Anyway I will update something soon.

6/21/09
Alright, it's official Katrina Anderson is down. It's not gone forever though so don't worry. I'm working on the rewrite and hope to have it up before too long!