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Author has written 32 stories for iCarly, Home Improvement, Wrestling, Wizards of Waverly Place, and NCIS. INFO: Go a head and review my storys. Only be nice if you don't i will find out where you live and fill your trees will toilet paper. BTW that was from the first episode of ICarly. LOL!! I am completely addicted to NCIS. I also have a gigantic crush on Sean Murry. The guy who plays McGee in NCIS You Know you are seriously addicted to NCIS when: Your computer malfunctions and you're looking around for McGee to fix it. The television network shows a promo for a re-screen and you can name episode title AND number. You wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow. You have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks you off You find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six" You find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie' You see everywhere someone who reminds you of an NCIS character, you could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them! You actually consider a spider web tattoo on your neck You begin building a boat in your basement just like the one Gibbs has You super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room You look on the Internet for a Mighty Mouse stapler You postpone needed surgery because you might still be under when the show comes on You ask a bunch of nuns if you can bowl with them You take to drinking strong black sugarless pop by the gallon You teeter on impossible stilettos You confuse English expressions You start talking to any dead creature You talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life You hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats You drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs You take to wearing a dog collar with studs or spikes instead of pearl necklaces You dye your hair red You're convinced your life will be complete if only you can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that you can name Bart You dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails You become a Goth You start wearing black lipstick You have a penchant for long winded stories Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" or "On it boss!" You write novels using your workmates as your source of inspiration You get into forensic science Your favourite hat is a bright orange beanie You only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear or silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears You start referring to water cooler gossip as 'scuttlebutt' You refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and you were never in the Navy You talk about 'zulu time' You 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour You insist that the second B in your name stands for 'B' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it! You can eat cold pizza without your stomach churning You can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach You have frat brothers even if you haven't the foggiest what that is You start threatening people that bug you that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up. Take to calling men 'skirt chasers' Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. or which ever character floats your boat. You give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin You sleep with a gun under your pillow You give your lover honey dust You take a liking to the smell of sawdust You have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away The idea of building a boat in your basement, even though you will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do. Drinking bourbon neat becomes your favourite tipple You give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens You start addressing people, particularly men, by their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely. You connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile You become versed in ballistics You become fascinated by military acronyms You begin calling your boss "Director" You call wild drivers "Zivas" You discover you can instill fear in people simply by glaring at them When a friend asks for support you say 'on your six' You think the FBI is inefficient You consider you and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue You begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like. You suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with or without the cover (cap/hat) You want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time You become a bomb disposal expert You consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby You spend most of your time reading/writing NCIS Fiction on Fan Fiction.Net. (guilty!) You buy DVD copies of movies that have NCIS cast members in, even though they are movies you wouldn't normally watch. You spend another large amount of your time reading NCIS Fiction on Fan Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net You get DVD copies of shows with NCIS cast members even if you don't like the shows You rout You Tube for interviews/snippets of said cast You're favourite car is a sedan You have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case you break one You have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members You call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers And if your big boss is female you address her as Madam, Director, or Ma'am You refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky' The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo You ask your husband/significant other to call you Sweetcheeks instead of honey or babe. You head slap everyone close to you who says/does something annoying. You start acting out your fav scenes in your fav episodes You call your friends/family NCIS characters Any long winded speaker or who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky You begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other You want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether or not you actually write You hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future You look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section you visit and online stores like Amazon.com You don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning You go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that you see a doctor you look for Ducky. You start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when you see service members in uniform. You hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because you don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with you at all times, just in case.) Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near you - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you You try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what you want when you want in the way you want. You get really excited when you find out you grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from! Every time you see a Dodge Charger, you look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car. You get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac You know that you're addicted to NCIS when... "You Know You're OBSESSED with NCIS when.." You sing the song Tony sings when he goes undercover You cry when Jenny dies You cried on Judgment Day & kept crying even after Jenny died & you sat @ the TV screaming & yelling & cussing You cry when Kate dies but in your head you say "yes, TIVA!" You keep waiting for the return of Jenny so there can be JIBBS You keep thinking "this is the eppy where Tony and Ziva get together.. but it never happens and you think "maybe next week" You have Tuesday @ 8:00 checked off on your TV, circled on your calendar, & written on your hand When you write under a photo description of facebook "i can come up with 200 ways to kill you with this spoon" when you're holding up a spoon with your BFF next to you When you can come up with 200 ways to kill someone with a paperclip & spoon When "it's kinda fun" is your catch phrase When all your friends said they 'hated' NCIS.. a day later "OMG! NCIS is SOO GUD!!" your work here is done 1. YOUR REAL NAME Amanda 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: Amanizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Black Vampire 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Topaz Jonhson 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: Dimam 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: Blood Red Root Beer 7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: nojersn 8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Jenni Christopher 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: 10 FAVORITE Songs 1. First Dance- Justin Bieber 2. Call Me- Shinedown 3. Battlefield- Jordan Sparks 4. Favorite Girl- Justin Bieber 5. Kiss a girl- Keith Urban 6. One Time- Justin Bieber 7. Days go by- Keith Urban 8. Love Me- Justin Bieber 9. Where the blacktop ends- Keith Urban 10. Need You Now- Lady Antebellum WEIRD QUIZ THING: 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. and dad hear about this, I bet they'll let me 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? printer 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Ghost hunters. I have OGD (obsessive ghost disorder) 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 12:31 pm 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 12:31 (YES!) 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The radio 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Taking my sister to her bus 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Music video to One Time by Justin bieber. So cute. :) 9. What are you wearing? p.j. 10. Did you dream last night? Yeah, The usual Nathan Kress. 11. When did you last laugh? I was laughing what kicks brooks said on the radio. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Nathan Kress, Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Emily Osmet, Keke Palmer, Zac Efron, Sterling Knight, some plaques from my dad and grandpa. 13. Seen anything weird lately? The weirdest thing is... i had a dream that Nathan Kress and Jarry Trainor danced, they did tap it was amusing accually 14. What do you think of this quiz? Ugh... I don't think I shoud answer that. lol 15. What is the last film you saw? Astro Boy. BTW that movie is so sad. I would say that any one under 10 shouldn't see it. 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Nathan Kress. lol I am obssesed 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I have a crush on my bffl. Krystian 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? idk, there are alot of things that i want to do. 19. Do you like to dance? No duhh... who doesn't 20. George Bush: I have nothing to say to you quiz 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Kayliee Katrina 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Grant Bradley 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? What? I have no clue what that means. 24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? "Hell or heaven."lol iAm dating Nathan outfits. Dress 1: http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/281/2817629/07_2009/49/2008-prom-dresses.gif Dress 2: http://mysavannahcottage.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/prom-dress.jpg Dress 3:http://www.formaldress4u.co.uk/acatalog/prom_dresses_Style_17_bigth.jpg The Shoes: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/lifestyle/2006-08/11/xin_4408031014042631991819.gif Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which colour do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! If you eat salt out of the container then copy and paste this in your profile You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. " "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it n ever touched your heart 1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Re-post this to help stop racism: A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. I'M A COMPUTER LOVER so I Must be a tech geek I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. (If you cetch in a skirt take a picture then kill me. please.) I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I ONCE FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST beb a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. (OMG i hate shopping. it is so boring) I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. I'm eccentric and hyper, so I must be IMMATURE. I'm young, so I must be NAIVE. Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, universe.disturber, XxiLove AmandaxX Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who are'nt, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you snorted Splenda up your nose, paste this in your profile If you hyperventilated when you saw Jacob Black take his shirt off in the new moon sneak peek, paste this in your profile If you think Gibby IS a mermaid copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. 98 of teens do drugs and smoke. Copy and paste this into your profile if you like bagels. 5.5 million people are on the internet right now. Copy this onto your profile if you are one of them. If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile. If you have a profile, paste this on your profile. If you are a girl, paste this on your profile. If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you're one of those iCarly fan girls, paste this into your profile. If whenever you see or hear the name "Freddie" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have OSD put this in your profile! (Obsessive Seddie Disorder!) If you are so obsessed with iCarly that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile If you think that only losers hate/don't get iCarly, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you started talking to an episode of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile. Icrossover ships- which ones I like, love, and hate- but you must know that Seddie will always be #1 Crossover ships I LOVE: Miley/Justin (HM and WoWP) Carly/Oliver (iCarly and HM) Sam/Jackson (iCarly and HM) Sonny/Max (SwaC and WoWP) Crossover ships I LIKE: Sam/Oliver (iCarly and HM) Carly/Zack (iCarly and TSL) Crossover ships I HATE: Sonny/Ryan (SwaC and True Jackson, VP) Lilly/Freddie (HM and iCarly) Ships I LOVE: Hannah Montana: Lackson, Liley, Moliver (I think that Lilly and Oliver are to alike) iCarly: Seddie, Criffin Wizards of Waverly Place: Jalex, Heke Sonny with a Chance: Channy, Nortlyn, True Jackson VP: Rulu, Jure, Ocamanda Ships I LIKE: Hannah Montana: Loliver, Mikiley iCarly: Spam Wizards of Waverly Place: Ralex Sonny with a Chance: Nawni, Sawni Ships I wish everyone would forget about: iCarly: Creddie True Jackson VP: Tyan, Limmy You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' . . . Furbies You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. YOUR GUY SIDE: x You love hoodies. TOTAL: 19 YOUR GIRL SIDE: x You wear lip gloss/stick. x You like wearing dresses when you can x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. TOTAL:17 In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair). Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)... Copy and Paste If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you’re against child abuse (in any form) copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile. If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile. A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile. If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. 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If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. I hate sterotypes. I'm tired of being sterotyped, so I'm going to stop judging books by their covers, and read there descriptions. Post this in your profile if you want If you act like a moron and don't care who sees you, post this in your profile. 92 percent of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours a day reading, writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you think Seddie is much better than Creddie, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!" A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying ''Walk much dumbass?" If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this on your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you just see two reviews, paste this in your profile A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, BITCH , RUN!" if you agree, post this on your profile. If you ever ran into a clear door like those birds in that window cleaning comercial, copy this into your profile. Even when you can't see him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of that five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yabie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, Browned-angelofmusic, Piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- PirateQueen, Caffy91, Lady of the Serpents, taynzpink, JayJay3493, Randy Taylor, XxiLove AmandaxX If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. If you've ever fallen going UP the stairs, put this in your profile. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. If you agree, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Randy Taylor, Home Improvement Lover Fancy a challenge? Try this:I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you spend multiple hours a day reading, writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile. REMEMBER WHEN REMEMBER WHEN .. Put this in your profile if you wish you were still 5 Girls A True Boyfriend When she walks away from you mad Survey 1. What time did you get up this morning? I never went to sleep 2. Diamonds or Pearls? Diamonds 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Tranceformers 2 Revenge Of The Fallen 4. What is your favorite TV show? Home Improvement. 5. What did you have for breakfast? bread (I wasn't hungry) 6. What is your middle name? Topaz 7. What is your favorite cuisine? i don't know. I should be asking you the same thing. lol 8. What foods do you dislike? Cheetos … 9. Your favorite potato chip? Classic. I am addicted 10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Most Wanted By Hilary Duff 11. What kind of car do you drive? I can’t drive yet. They don’t give people under 15 learner’s permits 12. Favorite sandwich? I am a vegitaran 14. What are your favorite clothes? Whatever I’m wearing 15. If you could go anywhere on vacation where would you go? Honolulu 16. What color is your bathroom? Peach or brown as my mom calls it. It looks more like puke. 17. Favorite brand of clothing? I like a lot I don’t know what to pick 18. Where were you born? Aloah Oregon 19. Favorite time of the day? Noon 20. Where would you want to retire to? Florida 21. Favorite sport to watch? Non I rather be dancing myself. OR doing Karate 22. Who do you least expect to send this back? a monkey? 23. Person you expect to send it back first? I don’t know 24. Coke or Pepsi? They’re the same! They taste good mixed together though. 25. Are you a morning person or night owl? both but i rather be up at night and listening to the things that go bump in the night. 26. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? I am a bored annoying emo princess 27. What did you want to be when you were little? A mom 28. What is your best childhood memory? When I was in third grade I met my bff Faith. Her account is Envios4Ever 29. What are the different jobs you have had? babysitting 30. Nicknames? Mandy, Manny, Manda, Bubbles, Dork. 31. Piercing? Not until I am done with Karate I am getting my black belt on Oct. 10 2008 at 5:30. 32. Eye Color? Brown 33. Ever been to Africa? No. 34. Ever been toilet papering? never will i do that 35. Favorite day of the week? Saturday 36. Favorite restaurant? I don’t know 37. Favorite ice cream? rocky road 38. Favorite fast food restaurant? McDonalds 39. How many times did you fail your driver's test? I haven’t taken it yet. 40. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? I don’t know THIS ISN’T AN EMAIL! 41. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? That depends on the limit of my credit card and whether I’m a millionaire. 42. Bedtime? Whatever time I fall asleep 44. Last person you went to dinner with? My Family 45. What are you listening to right now? Magic by Selena Gomez 46. What is your favorite color? Black 47. How many tattoos do you have? None 48. What is your religion if you have one? Crishtin 50. What is you GPA: 3.00 Vinestar's Quiz 1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?! I don't have one 2. Find a book. Which one? Twilight 3. What can you hear right now? My sister being a loveable dork 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Hey sis' 5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? Sisterhood of the traveling pants 6. Type your name with your elbow: amzabnda 7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer? I fell out of my chair 8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around 3 times. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see? The door...oww, my head hurts now 9. If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be? Haven't read that 10. Find the third letter of all of your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? OISYSZEEV 1. Your real name- Amanda 2. Your gangsta name (first three letters of real name plus izzle.) Amaizzle 3. Your detective name (your favorite color and favorite animal) Black warewolff 4. Your soap opera name (middle name, street name) Topaz Mobe 5. Your Star Wars name (first 3 letters of last name, first two letters of last name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name) adiody 6. Your superhero name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) Dark red root beer 7. Your Arab name (2nd letter of first name, 3rd letter of last name, any letter of middle name, 2nd letter of mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of sibling's first name, last letter of mom's middle name) maoormn 8. Your witness protection name (mother's middle name) Janien 9. Your goth name (black, and name of one of your pets) Black Tammy Fave Actors: Nathan Kress, Jason Earls, Michal Musso, Jerry Trainor, Billy Ray Cyrus, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Taran Noah Smith, Zachary Ty Bryan, Tim Allan, Fave Actress: Miranda Cosgrove, Jennette Mccurty, Miley Cyrus, Emily Osmet, Demi lovato, Selena Gomez, Debbie Dunning, Patrica Richardson Fave Anime/Manga: none Fave Game: Up Words Fave Book: i am writing one Fave Movie: Tom and Huck Fave Comic: kevin james, jeff dumham, brian regan! Fave Cartoon: Sponge bob!! Fave Tv Show: iCarly, hannah montana, Secert life of the amarican teenager, Home Improvement, The guys i think are hott: Taran Noah Smith, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Nathan Kress --Do You-- Have any siblings: 1 Have any pets: 6 Have a job: I wish. Have a cellphone: yes Have any special talents or skills: I can sing. And i am pretty good at Karate. Well i must be if i am a black belt Have any fears: spiders Have a bedtime: No Sing in the shower: Yes Want to go to college: Yes. Get along with your parents: Occasionally, more often than not, but I love them. Have any piercings: no Have any tattoos: No Swear:No Smoke: No Drink: No. Do Drugs: No --Love & All That Crap-- Ever been in love: yes Are you single: Yes. --This or That-- Fruit or Vegetable: fruit --Have You Ever-- Danced in a public place: Yes --Random & Silly Junk-- Are you a virgin: Yes FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter List nine of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. McGee 2. Abby 3. Tony 4. Ziva 5. Gibbs 6. Ducky 7. Palmer 8. Jenny 9. Vance 1. Have you ever read a Six/Nine fic? Do you want to? Ducky/Vance? No, I haven't it’d be interesting, though. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Ziva? She is really pretty. No wonder why Tony loves her 3. What would happen if Two got Eight pregnant? That would never work. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? No 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Ducky/Abby? NO Mcgee is for her. I want her and McGee together 6. Five/Nine or Five/Eight? Why? Gibbs/Vance or Gibbs/Jenny? Gibbs and jenny are perfect for eachother 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Six making out? I think palmer would freak 8. Make up a summary for a Three/four fic. Tony asked Ziva to marry him and she accepted. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? McGee/Jenny? No way 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Nine hurt/comfort fic. Um, I am gay? Lol 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? Of course! I love fics about Tony?! 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Two? Yea 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? WTF?! Abby/Ziva/Gibbs?! Dude…No Gibbs is like Abby father. or he acts like it 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I miss you-Mileycyrus 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Nine fic, what would the warning be? Erm…Um...Warning the weirdest shipping ever. lol :P 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? like an hour ago. lol 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (2) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5). McGee and Palmer are in a happy relationship untill Vance runs off with Palmer. McGee is heart broken, has a hot one night stand with Abby and a brief unhappy affair with Ducky the follows the wise advice of Gibbs and finds true love with Gibbs. An iCarly Survey What’s your favorite episode? iTwins Have you put any of the episodes on your iPod? No, but if I could I would put iPie definaly Who introduced you to the show? My bff was watching the show while I was at her house so i liked it. Did you watch the sneak preview of the first episode when it came on TV? No. i was a computer fanatic What do you predict for the characters in the future? Carly will become an actress still living with spencer so he doesn't hurt him self. Sam and Freddie will get married, and Sam will become a director and Freddie will make new soft ware and become a millionare. Spencer will design stuff for Sam's movie sets. Who’s your favorite character? Sam Who’s your favorite girl? Sam Who’s your favorite guy? Freddie What’s your favorite line from one of the episodes? Your toilet water’s blue! -Chuck the no personallity delivery guy What’s your favorite Seddie moment (other than the kiss)? When Sam hugged Freddie then pulled away acwerdly What’s your favorite Spam moment? When Sam walked in the kicten while Spencer was making a sock cake, she said 'what you making handsome' What about your favorite moment between Carly and Sam? When Sam and Carly were going to jump out of the plane in iGo to Japan and they were holding hands. What’s your favorite argument between any of the characters? My favorite fight was when Sam hit Freddie with the tennis raquet when Freddie had put down Freds videos. Which episode title is your favorite? iPie because I love pie Is this one of your favorite shows? YES!! Seddie or Creddie? SEDDIE! Season one or season two? Season two!! Spam or Sam/Jonah? Spam Were you more excited for “iGo to Japan” or “iDate a Bad Boy”? I think iDate a Bad Boy Are you more excited for season two DVDs or “iFight Shelby Marx”? “iFight Shelby Marx”- it’s new!! “iTwins” or “iMust Have Locker 239”? “iMust have locker 239”!! SEDDIE FOREVER!! Who do you want to see Freddie with: Sam or Carly? SAM! They have such chemistry and just… they have it all for me. And for each other! Sam or Carly? Sam Carly or Freddie? Freddie Sam or Spencer? Spencer Spencer or Freddie? Freddie Jonah or Pete? Pete he is so hott. and he is on another show I love. It is called The Bill Engvall Show Tureen or Wendy? Wendy because she mentioned Freddie’s act of selflessness that was all for Sam! Sam or Freddie? BOTH! Well, if I had to pick, I would pick Sam. Granddad or Mrs. Benson? Mrs. Benson because her paranoia is hilarious. Griffin or Jake? Griffin. He was more of a character than Jake. Griffin or Freddie? FREDDIE!! Carly or Spencer? Spencer Ms. Briggs or Mr. Howard? Ms. Briggs! She’s so funny because she’s crazy! Nevel or Mandy? Nevel! He’s the greatest because he’s totally messed up. Nevel or Tureen? Umm… Nevel. Who’s the better guest star: Emmett the eating kid or Chuck the deliveryman with no personality? CHUCK! That was funny that he was like, “Your toilet water’s blue!” The girls on the show or the guys on the show? The guys! How did you first hear about the movie events? The guy on the commercials. Are you excited for iFight Shelby Marx? Of course! It’s iCarly! What do you think of the casting on the show? It’s all absolutely perfect. They act their roles perfectly. The casting guy should be really proud. Do you watch it religiously? Yes! Do any of your friends watch it? Yes, all my bff's watches it and we are Seddie shippers. Do you think it will run a long time? I think it will run past season 5. At least it better. What episode did you like Sam the best? iTake on Dingo How about Freddie? iSaw him first And what about Carly’s? iTwins Which character would you meet in person? Freddie, of course! Which actor would you meet in person? Either Jennette or Nathan… can’t decide Favourite Couples are: Sam and Freddie (iCarly)-They love each other, but wont admitt it Lulu and Ryan (True Jackson VP)- They are so in love but they don't know it yet. Emma and Sean (Degrassi)- They are the perfect couple J.T. and Liberty (Degrassi)- They love eachother and Liberty will never forget J.T. even though he died. Alice and Jasper (Twillight)-So cute My favorite line from a Home Improvement episode is I am not at Liberty to say Wilson says it. It is hilarous Vist my You Tube channel. My channel is http://www.youtube.com/citywalk214092 Try not to cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as Scary-a.. thing.. 0h This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Here's a joke... there are 3 men who need to get across a lake... the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across... he gets big muscles and swims across... but almost dies 5 times... the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across... he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across... but he almost dies 3 times... the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains... he turns into a woman... walks 4 yards... and crosses the bridge there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line :) 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Friend: Will help me learn to drive Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Friend: Will bail me out of jail Friend: Will go to a concert with me Friend: Asks me for my number Friend: Hides me from the cops Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Friends: Fade I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. " "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it n ever touched your heart Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator 1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Re-post this to help stop racism: A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. A girl and a guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road... Girl: Slow down. I'm scared. (In the paper the next day) A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. 19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. Friends poem As childhood friends, we grew up together, Swearing to be friends forever and ever. Sometimes we would argue and fight, Other times we would laugh and stay up all night. We went from playing with games and toys, To talking and dreaming about different boys. My thoughts and feelings, to you I would confide, Never having anything to hide. Friends we do remain, Things changing, and things staying the same. To each other we still listen and share, About each other, we will always care. RANDOM QUOTES: People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby. Every rule has an exception. Especially this one. He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron. Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again "A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Never hire a colorblind electrician. At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. If you can't convince them, confuse them. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher. The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway. SARCASM is just another free service I offer. A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face. "I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~Tony V. I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. Life was so simple when boys had cooties! I ran with scissors, and lived! Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Forever isn't as long as it use to be. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing? Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is spent teaching them to sit down and shut up. Everything here is eatable. Even me, but that my children is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.(Willy Wonka) I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it! Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? People are like slinkies, basically useless, but it’s hilarious to watch them fall down stairs I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems. If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up. Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment. My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself, parents, or friends anymore. It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with! You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Forecast for tongiht: darkness Never go to a docter whose office plants have died On those restaraunt signs that say 'No shirt, no shoes, no service,' does that mean you can wear a shirt and shoes, but no pants, and they have to serve you? I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical If idiots could fly this place would be an airport. I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again. I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Have you considered sueing your brain for non-support? Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma? Stupid things! In bold are the thing's I've done... haha. 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out | |||||||||||||
1. My life with Abby » reviewsAfter almost watching the love of his life marry his best friend. McGee stops the wedding then he and Abby get married. Now they have to jump over the obsticals that are in the way of them living life with their family. McGabby, Tiva,NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,334 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-15-09 - Published: 12-10-09 - Tim M. & Abby S.2. iAm dating Nathan » reviewssequel to iKiss. Carly is dating an actor, but The actor kisses Sam and Freddie sees. Carly isn't to happy about it. Seddie and Nathan/CarlyiCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 8-9-09 - Freddie B. & Sam P.3. Real Life Trouble reviewsThis is based on real event last year. Sam has a major problem. Who would help her? Would it be an adorable teckgeek? Seddie. Carly symbolizes Me. Freddie symbolizes Jason. Sam symbolizes Miranda.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-15-09 - Freddie B. & Sam P.4. The Secert » reviewsSam and Freddie have a secert noboy knows about until now. when Carly walks into Freddie's home and Sam is there doing something she never thought to see. I changed because it was to long. Old 'You know I know Carly know who else needs to know.iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-9-09 - Published: 10-30-085. sixteen and pregnent » reviewsThis is a contestent in the Margieismyname Seddie challangeiCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-9-09 - Published: 7-19-09 - Sam P. & Freddie B.6. iHate Christmas » reviewsSam had a streak of bad Christmas's because of her mom and dad, but when her parents died what will happen to her? What will happen with her and Freddie? And what is Sam doing in a cop car? OF COURSE SEDDIE.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-9-09 - Published: 8-7-09 - Freddie B. & Sam P.7. iSpin the bottle reviewsSam Freddie and Carly invite over some friends and have a party. When it is spin the bottle time, Sam spins the bottle and gets Freddie. Then Freddie lets a secret slip. Seddie Smartbabie seddie challangeiCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-4-09 - Freddie B. & Sam P. - Complete8. iAm not Carly reviewsCarly and Sam Switch body's and choose not to tell anyone. When Sam asks Freddie out he says no, because they never told him she was Sam. Freddie asked Carly out thinking that she was SamiCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-4-09 - Freddie B. & Sam P.9. Sam the Nanny » reviewsafter seven years of not seeing Freddie, Sam Carly see Freddie again, but it is the most unexpected way to find him. Meanwhile Carly is going trough a bad on an off relationship with her ex husbendiCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-3-09 - Published: 7-29-09 - Freddie B. & Sam P.10. Carly loves Freddie, Sam is dating him » reviewsCarly loves Freddie but Sam is dating him.Who will Freddie choose.Seddie.i cant write a creddie. my hands wont finish it. if this story stays a creddie then the story will just sit here 4 years and years. Creddie gave me a chest pain im not kiddin it hurtiCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-21-09 - Published: 12-23-08 - Sam P. & Freddie B.11. I didn't see what was right in front of me » reviewsRuben Sam and Gibby have to leave seattle because of family reasons. Freddie dated Sam but cheated on her. He fell in love with her, but it was to late she was gone and didn't answer her phone when they called. What will the icarly gang do?iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 7-13-09 - Sam P. & Freddie B.12. That's so sweet life of Hannah Montana and iCarly » reviewsWhen the iCarly gang goes to The Tipton for a modeling job for Donna cabona wll things go crazy. Oh and we can't forget five people go missing.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-14-09 - Published: 12-7-0813. Another Seddie Story reviewsIdk what to say. loliCarly - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-14-09 - Freddie B. & Sam P.14. iMove away » reviewsWhen Sam moves to Malibu with an old friend, how will the iCarly gang keep together? Will Freddie and Sam let there guts spill be for she leaves? Why is Sam leaving? Will she go or stay? Who will be sams new sibalings. Hannah montana and iCarly cross overiCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-12-09 - Published: 5-28-09 - Freddie B. & Sam P.15. Hidden secrets reviewsJustin and Alex hold a secret only Harper and Zeke know. This is my first increstWizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-12-09 - Alex R. & Justin R. - Complete16. iHelp » reviewsWhat happens when Sam what happens when her Principle tells her about her many detentions. Will Sam relize the love between her and Freddie. What happens when Spencer runs over Freddie, Finds out a superising secret about Sam's past. Seddie.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,820 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-10-09 - Published: 9-19-08 - Freddie B. & Sam P.17. Two Beautiful Children » reviewsRebecca Cody and Jill Taylor live under the same roof. What happens when they both have children and they live in the same room. What will Mark do when he sees the girl he loves kiss his brother. MarkXAmanda R&R I dieing to know how I with this story! R&RHome Improvement - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,647 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-28-09 - Published: 1-24-0918. My Girlfriend the Cheerleader reviewsMark gets a girlfriend. She is the head cheerleader of the high school. That spells trouble for Mark but he doesn't know yet, like his girlfriend Mindy goes missing. Please read and review. T just in case.Home Improvement - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-17-0919. The Gun Man » reviewsI wrote this after I had this dream five days ago. This is a dream i have five days ago so I thought i would make it in to a story. Please R&R I really want to know how I did on this story.Home Improvement - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-3-09 - Published: 1-29-0920. The Hardy BoysThis takes place after the accident that happened to Jeff Hardy.Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Published: 1-24-09 - Matt Hardy & Jeff Hardy - Complete21. 20 random words 'My 'Verson' » reviewsThe Seddie is back with my verson of 20 random words. lysapot inspiered me to do this. So thanks lysa.iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-9-09 - Published: 12-3-08 - Freddie B. & Sam P.22. Why can't you be normal » reviewsWhat happens if Randy wishes his family can be normal. Will he like it or will he freak out. T to be safe.Home Improvement - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-9-09 - Published: 1-4-0923. Happy birthday Dad reviewsThis is a thing I wrote to my dad before I give it to him I want to know what you thnk of it.iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-24-08 - Freddie B. - Complete24. iKiss 'My Verson' » reviewsEveryone at school finds out that Freddie has never kissed anyone. Sam fells really gilty so she tells Freddie a huge secert. They kiss. Omg I cant wait. 1/3/09. That is the episode date. One more chapter. Chapter two fixed.iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 12-16-08 - Freddie B. & Sam P. - Complete25. iCarly saves Full house » reviewsSummery inside. The onlt thing i will say iis I don't know what couples should be together yet.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-14-0826. iCarly meets Hannah Montana » reviewsICarly gang incuding Spencer amd Mrs. Benson Go to stay with Lilly and her friends who will fall in love and who will get jelous and will the iCarly gang find out Miley's secert.iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-8-08 - Published: 10-22-0827. The plane crashWhat happens when Freddie's plane crashed nobody knows if he is still alive will Sam get to tell him she loved himiCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Published: 11-26-08 - Freddie B. & Sam P.28. Everytime » reviewsEverytime Sam and Freddie get close to kissing someone interups them. Like Shane Sam and Carly. But the thing is they arn't dating. Btw This is my first Drabble so be mean. I really want to get good.iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-23-08 - Published: 11-22-08 - Freddie B. & Sam P.29. Could it be reviewsMy first song fi so please be nice. Anyway the song Could it be by Christy Carlson Ramono is a great song ant that is what this story is about. Seddie. I fixed the fic. I was told that i didn't do a good job so i changed it.iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-16-08 - Sam P. & Freddie B. - Complete30. Ghost town » reviewsAfter jake breaks up with Carly he goes crazy and what sam freddie and carly don't know is jake goes on a killing spree. After Carly Spenser mrs. benson mrs. pucktte Sam die. Freddie have to help them live again. but how. what will happen to jakeiCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-14-08 - Published: 10-11-08 - Sam P. & Freddie B.31. Did I just say that reviewsI am not saying anything out here, inside there is a summery. there is a paringiCarly - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-9-08 - Sam P. & Freddie B. - Complete32. I am Freddie Benson reviewsWhy is Sam fighting with Freddie. This story will tell all. And what does Gibby and Carly have to do with it. SeddieiCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-5-08 - Published: 9-30-08 - Freddie B. & Gibby - Complete
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