FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| hammondgirl |
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight. Why, oh why do I have to talk about myself? Oh yeah. It's because you guys are a glutton for punishment & want to read about my boring life. Well, there's not much to tell about me, so I'll talk about music instead. Robert Smith is a god. Trent Reznor can live in mah pants. I'm currently obsessed with Team Sleep. Go listen to this song & you'll find out why. Other than that, I listen to Placebo, A Perfect Circle, and I pull up some old school Depeche Mode, Technotronic, & STP from time to time. When I write, I mostly listen to The Cure though. I know that you're reading this & thinking that all of these bands are completely different, but what can I say? My playlist rocks... hard. If you guys are still interested in the crap that I have to say, I suppose you can follow me on twitter or something. Oh, and P.S. - I'm working on RA, so keep your panties on. I can't promise that I'll keep my character's panties on though... I do have a Twilighted thread for the story if you're interested, & though it used to collect spiderwebs, I've recently begun posting there again & I even posted a teaser for Chapter 13! (Told you I was working on it!) | |||||||||
1. New Year, Same Bella » reviewsBella wakes up on New Year’s Day ready to fulfill her number one resolution: "Spend less time cooped up in my apartment… alone." But when everything she does on the 1st day of the New Year goes horribly wrong, will Bella's bad luck rule her entire year?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,716 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 12-10-09 - Published: 12-7-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete2. Resident Advisor » reviewsBella works as a Resident Advisor at Seattle U. She meets Edward Cullen during a Halloween party & learns that he lives on her floor. She finds herself falling in love with him throughout the semester, but what could he possibly see in her? A/H, OOCTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,083 - Reviews: 901 - Updated: 9-25-09 - Published: 12-6-08 - Bella & Edward3. Tahoe Tanglings » reviewsBella & Alice head out for a winter vacation.Along the way they meet Rose & Emmett,and eventually Jasper and Edward.Lemony goodness ensues. Collaborative effort between AHelm & HammondGirl.Will include all POV's.Cannon pairings,AH/AU,OOC. Rated M for mmmmTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,626 - Reviews: 815 - Updated: 9-25-09 - Published: 12-29-084. My Yellow Brick Road reviewsEdward is a lonely artist struggling to find his path. Can he find his way through his art, his ink, and his muse? My entry for the Tattward & Inkella Contest. Rated M for lemons.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 7-29-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete5. The Follow Up reviewsAlice is a nurse in a small Texas clinic. One Friday afternoon just before closing, a gorgeous surfer comes in with an injury requiring her care. Her reaction toward him catches her completely off guard & now she's nervous to see him again... A&J one-shotTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,912 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-23-09 - Alice & Jasper - Complete6. Layin' Out The Meat reviewsBella goes to help decorate at the Cullen's for Christmas, when she gets a text from Emmett by mistake. Hilarity ensues. A/U, OOC, BxE one-shot with a tart juicy lemon - just like I like it. Written for the SmutVent calendar. Please REVIEW! I like itTwilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 86 - Published: 12-19-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete7. Change of Underwear reviewsEdward is the new guy at Bella's office. He's a complete geek, which is actually her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly. An entry to the Dirty Talking Edward Contest. BxE, A/H, A/U, OOC. Rated M for a yummy geeky lemon!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 252 - Published: 10-24-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. What She Needs reviewsBella asks Edward for a ride home after becoming ill in class. He takes her to his house, not knowing what to expect. ExB, A/U, OOC. Rated M for mature. An entry for The Dirty Talking Edward contest. You know you like it when Edward talks dirty. Admit itTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,227 - Reviews: 113 - Published: 10-24-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete9. Shampoo reviewsBella shares her first intimate experience with Edward. When she tries to reciprocate the experience, it falls apart. Will Edward explain what went wrong? Can they get back to where they were? My entry to the DTE contest. A/H, OOC, Fetish lemons!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 85 - Published: 10-16-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
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