Hello,

I'm Algor Nox (my name's Imaginary), and I hope you like my stories. Please leave a review, no matter how mean. I write Harry Potter fanfiction, all of which are awesome (I lie of course).

Isn't it weird how trolls get more reviews and attention than people who are actually trying to write well? Hint hint.

Favorite Characters (Harry Potter): Severus Snape, Petunia Dursley, Luna Lovegood, Albus Dumbledore, Sybill Trelawney, Hermione Granger, Dobby, Hagrid, Kreature, Harry Potter, Sirius Black, George Weasley, Buckbeak, Bellatrix Lestrange, Voldemort, and the various Dementors that have orally pleased people during the series.

Favorite Pairing (Harry Potter): Severus Snape and Me. Although, not alot of people want to read about me, so don't expect to see many stories starring us. They will mostly star Severus, and only Severus, because if that bitch thinks he can get away with cheating, I will staple his balls to my leg.

Hello. I have a myspace that is really really awesome I think. It has a lot of poetry on it, but not boring shit that is boring, but I think it's pretty cool so please read it. Here you go, here's the link: www.myspace.com/lonesome_fish

Fanfiction Peeves (no, not the Poltergeist):

-When Dumbledore is made to be an inconsiderate, selfish bastard. The people who do this have no idea what being in his situation is like. Anyone who has been would agree that he handles things beautifully.

-When Remus and Sirius are made heterosexual. They are gay as an autumn sun. Remus obviously married Tonks because he's a bloody coward.

-When Snape is made perfect. Snape, my darling, my love, light of my life, is completely fucked up. The only persun I've ever seen get his right is J.K. Rowling. He is a selfish, narrow-minded prick, who has a lot of issues that would need years and years of soul searching and therapy to conquer. Just being in love with someone will not make all your scars fade into the distance like a horseback riding cowboy and his bonny lass. You need to respect yourself, among other things, which he does not do. I think he might get a little violent at times, which makes me wonder if he should be in a relationship and not just stabbed in the bullocks. Note to readers: DO NOT HIT YOUR GIRLFRIEND! Girls, do not let your man tell you what to do, pressure you, or hit you. If he does, seriously poison him, I'm not kidding.

-When Hermione is made into a beautiful, exotic goddess. She is annoying as hell, STRONG, close-minded, and CARING (and amazing and brilliant). I have never read any fanfic that gets her right, I doubt I even could do it (check out my Roller Coaster fic, are you kidding me?).

-When Snape is made into an asshole, but it's okay because it's Snape. Yes, he's an asshole. This is not a good thing, 'nuff said.

When the main character of a story is always right, or if they are not always right, their wrongness is justified. Every. Single. Fanfic. Does this. You will never be able to prove me wrong on this point. This is why none of us will ever become successful writers... oh wait, Marie Goos doesn't. She's fantastic, but needs to update more.

There are probably more, but those are the ones eminent in my mind at the mo'.

I am a vegan and AR activist, because I wouldn't kill a human being if I had an alternative. We have alternatives to killing animals, and thus I use them. See Faces of Death and Meet your Meat if you are so inclined. I admonish you that both contain death. It is not just an odd occurrence. We live in a system that allows this to happen. Killing without pain is still killing. I urge you to see reason.

Oh, and I'm a crazy, hairy legged feminist. Whoo to the radicals!

Wishing you all a lovely, cold night's sleep.

Algor Nox