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Author has written 15 stories for Artemis Fowl, Stargate: SG-1, Bones, and Doctor Who. Greetings Fellow Aliens! Ummm... this is is my bio... or at least it would be except I'm pretty sure my mother would eat me if i put any of my real details on... so you can just call me Carter. and for the record, I'm pretty sure that i am clinically insane. (my parents would tell me otherwise, but we all know they're just being nice...) NOTE: see my homepage for a link to my DeviantArt account the only thing i will tell you about me is that i live in Australia (YAY!) and that i love... 1) reading. favourite books include: Artemis fowl (duh!) the twilight series, the rangers apprentice series, almost anything by bill bryson, the temeraire series, 'most anyhting with dragons in it, unless it involves killing them, and terry pratchetts 'discworld' series. im sure there's more, but i 4got. i do that a lot. 2) Stargate!! this is by far the best TV show ever made. if you've never seen it, WATCH IT!! if you've never heard of it, then i need to educate you. stargate is about a group of military personnel who travel through a special 'gate' to different planets, and sometimes dif. galaxies. (see my pic.) its the coolest show eva!! (where do u think i got the name?)... yeah i know im a nerd, but hey, what the heck! you know what they say: "for the geek shall inherit the earth." 2)b. BONES IS TOTALLY AWESOME!! WOOOOOOO!! (coming second after stargate...) 2)c. Buffy the vampire slayer. cool, but not quite as good as bones and stargate... 3) drawing. all my friends tell me i'm arty. art is fun!! :):):):):) fav movies include: pirates of the caribbean (all three - johnny depp is so gorgeous!!), stardust, mamma mia, and lots of things that i cant remember. tv shows that i like r the goodies, hogans heros, CSI, bones, and, of course, stargate. YAY 4 NERDISHNESS!! fav music: ABBA and third day (they're a christian band - so awesome!) and Matthew west- another christian singer fav bible verses: good words!! some of these being... PHISCH, fisch, and fish!! DISCOMBOBULATE! CONGLOMERATE! SPOINK! DEFENESTRATE! DUCK! AND OTHER'S IM SURE, BUT I 4GOT. Random Quotes: Mythbusters- when in doubt, C4. Xander (Buffy the vampire slayer): I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away. Xander: for I am Xander, king of cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before me. Bones (bones): FISH! Zac (bones): asking those kinds of questions is in the way. Jenny quotes! Kristen: (in history) that would explain why everyone died so young. Jenny: (eating scones with jam, cream and butter) yum! It tastes just like scones with jam and cream, but with butter! Jenny: (reading a ‘Coopers’ bottle cap) Boopers. Why does it say boopers? Ships that float my boat: Artemis Fowl: Arty/Holly Juliet/trouble (they are so much alike it's not funny!) Root/Vinyaya (just cos he's dead...) minerva? what about her? she can just go jump off a cliff or something... Stargate: Jack/Sam (they are SO asking for it! i mean, they have been to 2 alternate dimensions, in both of which they are either engaged or married!!) Janet/Daniel or Daniel/OC (sometimes i think that janet is too good for him- she SO has a crush on him, and he is SO clueless!) Bones: booth/brennan (well, duh! they're asking for it too! and i will seriously question the sanity of anyone who thinks otherwise (much as most of you would like to question MY sanity... you're probably right.)and anyway, he is SO badly in love with her, she's just too dumb to realise it.) Angela/hodgins (why did they break up?! its obvious they still like each other!) Buffy: Buffy/Angel. there is SUCH chemistry there! Willow/Xander. she has a crush on him. it's SO obvious. Ships i would like to sink: Artemis Fowl: Holly/Trouble Arty/Minerva Arty/Juliet Holly/Butler Holly/Root ANY slash ships (unless its opal Koboi or mierva, who can both go jump in lakes, or die with their sinking ships... whatever.) when i think of 'slash', the phrase 'slash and burn' comes to mind... Stargate: Sam/Daniel (he is WAY too geeky for her) Sam/martouf (beagle boy!) or Sam/that-wierd-alien-guy-from-the-stuck-up-planet-with-the-cool-technology-who's-name-i-cant-remember(i can remember the name of the cat, but not him... that says something, doesn't it?) because they're both really ugly, and Sam is already has a crush on Jack (or at least i say so...) same to the gay pairings in this one, or jack/random person or teal'c/random person (hello? he's MARRIED. and Jack has a thing for Sam. yes, i think you've gathered that by now...) i got this in an email... WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ (Passing requires 4 correct answers 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7) What was King George VI's first name? 8) What color is a purple finch? 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below. ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years 2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs 7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert 8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course) What do you mean, you failed? Me, too (And if you try to tell me you passed, you lie!) JENNY QUOTES: 1. me-i think you need a brain transplant. 2. jenny- (reading a coopers bottle cap) boopers. why does it say boopers? 3. jenny- (eating scones with butter, jam and cream) yum! it tastes just like scones with jam and cream, but with butter! 4. (in history) kristen- that would explain why everyone died so young... OTHER RANDOM QUOTE/S: 1. katie- you do realise that's just artificial crap... me- what?! thats not fair. i want REAL crap!! Copy and pastes: If you believe in God, copy this into your profile. If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mindwiped, then please copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen in love with/had a crush on a fictional character, copy this to your profile If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian (but i am aussi! lets just replace that with american...), Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. () () () () If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile! If you are OBSESSED with Pokemon, copy this onto your profile as a fellow Poke-Freak! 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have a problem with councilors, copy and paste. 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It makes them wonder what you're up to. Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate. Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. Generally, generalizations are wrong. Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research. Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here? If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over. Whatever you are, be a good one. You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. We are the people our parents warned us about. Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. Belief gets in the way of learning. If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear. Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years. We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality. If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire. A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. Have the courage to live. Anyone can die. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months. Cynics are made, not born. Maybe this world is another planet's hell. I found these on someone's profile and thought they really funny. If you thought they were funny and started laughing while reading them like I did, copy and paste them into your profile. On a Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos! On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swanson frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On Sunsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a child's superman costume: On a Swedish chainsaw: On T-Rat (Military food): If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (die, minerva, die!!) Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think president Bush is one of the worst leaders in history, copy this into your file If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile (no! the doorway hit ME!) If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile! If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile! If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile! Help Pokemon rule the world!! Copy this onto your profile! If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy this onto your profile! If you have a list of over twenty people who should be squashed by a Whale, copy this onto your profile! If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (Explosions are so awesome, duh.) If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile. IF YOU BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING AND/OR ARE A TREEHUGGER, PROUDLY ADD YOUR NAME TO THIS LIST ON YOUR PROFILE: Holly Marie Fowl, MajorSamanthaCarter, If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile. YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. (thats me alright. and why do so many hard things have corners...?) Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. You're intoxicated by my very presence Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. Happiness is like a disease, contagious by touch...POKE! :D It's not my fault! The voices told me to do it! I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile. If you've heard the freecreditreport.com song, and have began to sing it randomly, sometimes when it's least appropriate, copy this into your profile. (F-R-E-E, that spells free, credit report dot com, baby!) If you just started singing that song after reading the copy and paste above, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you think that the news is depressing, copy this into your profile. (\ _ /) This is Bunny. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a DOOR KNOB, copy into your profile. If you have ever run into a mirror, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (Chocolate? WHO SAID CHOCOLATE?! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you are willing to rebel against the flamers and anyone who is bad in the world and harms any animal or plant of any sort (except a few selected) copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, Holly Marie Fowl, MajorSamanthaCarter This is about abortion... Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this. 1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. 2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3.Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public 5. Do not go out in public. 6. Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers you know. 12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill them for security purposes. 16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18.The men in white coats are not your friends. 19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25.Train army of flying monkeys. 26.Goldfish don't like milk. 27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28.Find out who invented the word "pianoist". 29.People are staring at you. 30.So act insane. 31.People are weird, but not as weird as me. 32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible. 35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36.Never pet a burning dog. 37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38.Naked men dig parkas. 39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40.You know what would look good on you? 41.Immolated cockroaches. 42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43.The size of Danny DeVito. 44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. O~O 45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" 48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49.That way is rum. 50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t. 52.You cannot kill the snow. 53.The snow can kill you. 54.Grass can also kill you. 55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56.Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58.Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs. 62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65.Remember to kill HIM... 66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67.Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions. 71.Eat the evidence. 72.But not if it's broken glass. 73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. 74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75.Disregard last note. 76.Note reactions. 77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78.Stock up on ball point pens. 79.Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81.Do not stick fingers into blender. 82.Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83.Blood loss is bad. 84.Find way to re-attatch fingers. 85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86.Answer every question with a question. 87.Ask people what gender they are. 88.Note reactions. 89.Refer to people as "mortal". 90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92.Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93.Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94.Kill them. 95.Brutally. 96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97.Dunk head in boiling water. 98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down... If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. if you hate the sun/heat/anything to do with either, and are called a vampire because of it, copy this into your profile. if you have ever spent ages getting really worked up because you cant find something and tearing the house down trying to find it, only to discover that it was right under your nose the ENTIRE TIME, copy this into your profile. If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile If you have ever thought that your shadow was going to eat you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to stck your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile. If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile! Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school action: Feed . Send Message . Subscribe . Favoritesince: 06-11-08, id: 1602402, Profile edited: 10-13-08country: United States Author has written 1 story for Darren Shan Saga. Moshi Moshi everyone! Previous Name: Yuukki09 Name: Yaya-Yuuki Usahara Age: um.. You really wanna know? Weight: Look up. Hair color: Does it matter? Eye color: Nosy... About me: I am the following - Hyper (Um.. What?), Happy (Yay!), A FAN OF THE CIRQUE DU FREAK SERIES!! (You would never notice. What?), Bored (you would never suspect it!), Sarcastic (oh wow, you havn't noticed?), A fan of POKEMON! (HAH!), Hungry (I repeat, what?), A fan of Top Ramen ATTACK!!), A fan of Hello! Project (YAY! YAY! YAY! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!) BEFORE I GO ON I WILL SHUT UP CAUSE IT WILL TAKE UP ALL OF MY SPACE ON THE PROFILE. Where to contact me: Yahoo IM: Crunchyroll account: http://www.crunchyroll.com/user/xXYaYa-YukiChanxX Copy and Paste: If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's) Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (I have problems...) 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Draye who got it from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed) If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile If yoyu are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile(GO VAMPIRES AND DEMONS!) If you are crazied and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile if you suffer from blood wrath, copy and paste this onto your profile. A recent study shows that 92 percent of all teenagers have moved on to rap, put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent who stayed with REAL music. If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile! Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If there are times you wanna annoy people for just the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like your mom, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can say your favorite couples from pokemon in Japanese, copy and paste this into your profile. If you LOVE Pokeshipping (AshXMisty),copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Harley (pokemon) is a complete nut job, copy and paste this into your profile. If you enjoy people, copy and paste this into your profile. If your singing in your head right this second, copy and paste this into your profile. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile. (+'.'+) (- '.' -) Help Plusle and Minum take over fanfcition! Copy and paste this on your profile and don't forget to add your name to there army list! There Army: ROSELIACOOL, KengoGirl, KeytoDestiny, Mightyena26, and Starlight Nightmare. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (mwahaha) If you have your own little world, then copy this onto your profile, or else that little world will be destroyed by Fanfiction! Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitll raed tihs. Cpoy tihs itno yuor porfile if you can raed tihs! If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile! If you are OBSESSED with Pokemon, copy this onto your profile as a fellow Poke-Freak! A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile! Help Pokemon rule the world!! Copy this onto your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you are tired of copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is like a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have a long-term sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you know you are crazy, copy this onto your profile! A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and having a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled on a door that said push, copy this onto your profile! If you think flamers should get a life and actually find a fanfic they like, then copy this onto your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't even remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this onto your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with your yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. 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If you're feeling happy copy and paste this to your profile. Stop Flamers Now! No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now" We want Tales of Symphonia Sequel! Tales of Symphonia is too good to be left alone. We want a sequel to quell the storm of questions in our heads.What will happen to Kratos? We NEED a second Tales of Symphonia game, and we need it NOW! Copy and paste this if you want a Tales of Symphonia Sequel! Stop the Pairing Wars! Friends or best friends FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out BESTFRIENDS: will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up." FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. 16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Don't own, originally from Raptor-Chick and Hazel-Star. 1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. 2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3.Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public 5. Do not go out in public. 6. Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers you know. 12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill them for security purposes. 16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18.The men in white coats are not your friends. 19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25.Train army of flying monkeys. 26.Goldfish don't like milk. 27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28.Find out who invented the word "pianoist". 29.People are staring at you. 30.So act insane. 31.People are weird, but not as weird as me. 32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible. 35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36.Never pet a burning dog. 37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38.Naked men dig parkas. 39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40.You know what would look good on you? 41.Immolated cockroaches. 42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43.The size of Danny DeVito. 44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. O~O 45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" 48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49.That way is rum. 50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t. 52.You cannot kill the snow. 53.The snow can kill you. 54.Grass can also kill you. 55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56.Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58.Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs. 62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65.Remember to kill HIM... 66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67.Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions. 71.Eat the evidence. 72.But not if it's broken glass. 73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. 74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75.Disregard last note. 76.Note reactions. 77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78.Stock up on ball point pens. 79.Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81.Do not stick fingers into blender. 82.Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83.Blood loss is bad. 84.Find way to re-attatch fingers. 85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86.Answer every question with a question. 87.Ask people what gender they are. 88.Note reactions. 89.Refer to people as "mortal". 90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92.Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93.Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94.Kill them. 95.Brutally. 96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97.Dunk head in boiling water. 98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down... Friends or best friends FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAM we really messed up FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out BESTFRIENDS: will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up." FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this shit IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. 16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Don't own, originally from Raptor-Chick. 1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. 2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3.Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public 5. Do not go out in public. 6. Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers you know. 12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill them for security purposes. 16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18.The men in white coats are not your friends. 19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25.Train army of flying monkeys. 26.Goldfish don't like milk. 27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28.Find out who invented the word "pianist". 29.People are staring at you. 30.So act insane. 31.People are weird, but not as weird as me. 32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible. 35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36.Never pet a burning dog. 37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38.Naked men dig parkas. 39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40.You know what would look good on you? 41.Immolated cockroaches. 42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43.The size of Danny DeVito. 44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. 45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" 48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49.That way is rum. 50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t. 52.You cannot kill the snow. 53.The snow can kill you. 54.Grass can also kill you. 55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56.Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58.Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs. 62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65.Remember to kill HIM... 66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67.Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions. 71.Eat the evidence. 72.But not if it's broken glass. 73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. 74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75.Disregard last note. 76.Note reactions. 77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78.Stock up on ball point pens. 79.Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81.Do not stick fingers into blender. 82.Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83.Blood loss is bad. 84.Find way to re-attatch fingers. 85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86.Answer every question with a question. 87.Ask people what gender they are. 88.Note reactions. 89.Refer to people as "mortal". 90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92.Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93.Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94.Kill them. 95.Brutally. 96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97.Dunk head in boiling water. 98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100.Investigate this whole " critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down... Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over. If this is true for you, post this on your profile If you have ever fallen in love with or had a crush on a fictional character, copy this to your profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile. If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile. (The goddess of wisdom is a lot funnier than she looks. . . ) If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've never even heard of those shows, copy this in to your profile. Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Hannah Montanna or The Simpsons said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, Stargirl844, Hazelstar If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. I’m the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen,Laby Anne Boleyn, Wild Shadows, Darkangelkyo101, whitefeatherchangestime, Pinkpigeontowa If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa, copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2008 WHEN... 1. You accidently enter your password on a microwave. 2. You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3. The reason you don't keep in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname or a myspace. 4. You'd rather search the house for the T.V. remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the T.V. 6. Your boss hires you then lectures you, yet they can't even do it themselves. 7. As you read this list, you keep nodding and smiling. 8. As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9. And you were to busy to notice number 5. 10. You then scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11. Now your laughing at yourself stupidly. 12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! 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The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job... 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skipdown the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. 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1. One Short Day » reviewsOne day in which they can 'break' the regs... anything could happen! S/J duh , Twoshot. Mostly solid fluff...Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-14-09 - Carter, S. & O'Neill, J. - Complete2. The Way I Loved You reviewsAngsty, fluffy, dramatic and slightly tragic oneshot. Just read it. You know you want to.... J/S, of course.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-7-09 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S. - Complete3. Shuffle » reviewsa random collection of oneshots. previously 'drabbly randomness'... but yeah. ill update as i think of them! mostly a/h, unless i get a strange urge to write something different. :D MSCArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - General/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-4-09 - Published: 10-18-084. The Doctor Drabbles » reviewstitle based on 'the doctor dances'. a collection of drabbles and one-shots. 99percent will be rose/doc 9 or 10 , with the occaisonal really strange pairing. read on! T for safetyDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-8-09 - Published: 3-7-095. You Know You're Obsessed With Bones When » reviewsuh, the title is fairy self-explanatory. HMF and I will be co-writing this...so yeah. pls r&r - go on, you know you want to!Bones - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-1-09 - Published: 2-5-096. Will You Be My Valentine? reviewsSam has quite a few 'secret admirers'... s/j duh. , a little daniel/janet...Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-16-09 - Carter, S. - Complete7. Fruit Loops reviewsa little oneshot regarding something that SHOULD have happened in WOO... one of those 'write your own window of opportunity thingos .Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-5-09 - Complete8. They Spelt My Name Wrong reviewsjust a little piece i wrote because i was peeved because no-one here can spell zack's name right! currently a oneshot, but will keep going if you want....Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-1-099. The Matchmaker » reviewsAngela is playing matchmaker for Bones and Booth, but she's forgotten one thing... They're just as smart as she is... BB, of course. T, because we who knows what could happen with Angela involved...Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 12-20-0810. Stolen Moments sj reviewsjust a sappy little poem... s/j, of course. ignore thing in title, i have another one of these with the same name. oneshot.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-8-08 - Complete11. Stolen Moments reviewsjust a sappy little peom... a/h, of course. oneshot.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-8-08 - Complete12. The Worst Kind of Torture » reviewsYou think fighting the Goa'uld is bad? try this!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-0813. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull reviewsSg-1 go to see a movie... a strangely familiar one at that... oneshot.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-24-08 - Complete14. Betrayal reviewsSam's thoughts about Jack after the episode 'A Hundred Days'. Poor Sam! : Oneshot. may be slightly dramatic i was upset at the time... . :D MSCStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-20-08 - Carter, S. - Complete15. What's up? » reviewsWhat's up? The sky. Something is messing with the human and faerie satellites orbiting Earth. But what is it? Cos' aliens don't exist, right? A/H ON HIATUSArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-29-08 - Published: 9-23-08
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