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since: 09-19-08, id: 1696704, Profile Updated: 12-03-09
country: United States

Name: koemia (doesnt mean anything, just something one of my friends made up on the spot)

Age: it's a secret

Sex: Female

Family: mom, dad, twin sis, two dogs, and fishies

Location: O'ahu

Music: alternative, classical, children's, hip-hop/rap, electronic/techno, dance, pop, reggae, j-pop, j-rock, k-pop, r&b, reggae, rock, and hawaiian(maybe i should put what i don't like)

Likes: the beach, japanese food, my friend & family, anime/manga, staying up very late, reading, music, DDR, and more

Dislikes:homework, beets, running, lectures, math, very cold weather,going to bed early, waking up really early and some other stuff


Manga/Anime I like:

Naruto-ninjas are awesome

One Piece-funny as hell

Case Closed-i love mysteries, my all time favorite

Rurouni Kenshin-nothing like good old fashion samurai fighting

Flame of Recca-love the fights, adventure and plot

Red River-love the plot

Fairy Tale-so magical and funny

Quotes:

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast!

Yes you have the right to your own opinion and I have the right to think your stupid.

LoveMeOrHateMe...Personally I Could Careless.

ATTENTION: You Have Reach the End of the Internet Now Shut and Get a Life

The Basic Necessities of Life: Love and Afucktion


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.


I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.


I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.


I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz


I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.


I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.


I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.


I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.


I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.


I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.


I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.


I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.


I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.


I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals


I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.


I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.


I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.


I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.


I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.


I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.


I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.


I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.


I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore


I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.


I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.


I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.


I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.


I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.


I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.


I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.


I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals


I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".


I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.


I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.


I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.


I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.


I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.


I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.


I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.


I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.


I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.


I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.


I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO


I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited


I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13


I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy


I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy


I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas


I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction


I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude


I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.


I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.


I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.


I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.


I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff


I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks


I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7(haha, so not true in my case)

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.


I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.


I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.


I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect


I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black


I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil


I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.


I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.


I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.


I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.


I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.


I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon


I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.


I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.


I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.


I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.


I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.


I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.


I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.


I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.


I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.


I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.


I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.


My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.


I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.


I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.


I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse


I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.


I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.


I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.


I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.


I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.


I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.


I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep


I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.


I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.


I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.


I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.


I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.


I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.


I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.


I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!


I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.


I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.


I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE


I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser


I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy


I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.


I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.


I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins


I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan


I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion


I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.


I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.


I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.


I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Hee hee)


I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast


I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish


I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.


I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.


I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.


I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.


I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s


I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.


I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.


I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.


I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.


I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.


I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.


I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.


I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
(except for math)

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.


I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.


I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.


I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.


I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends


I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work


I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame


I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.


I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.


I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.


I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.


I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.


I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.


I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I Hate Racism...

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