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since: 09-19-08, id: 1696806, Profile Updated: 06-25-11
country: USA
Author has written 15 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Sunshine, Velvet Goldmine, 28 Days Later, Ranger's Apprentice, Star Trek: 2009, Batman, and Inception.

Currently reading: Lost Souls by Poppy Z. Brite

Books I've finished this year: Clockwork Heart by Dru Pagliassotti (loved it and eagerly await the sequel)
The Horns of Ruin by Tim Akers (skip this one- I couldn't like or relate to the main character through most of it)
The Alchemist by Paolo Bacigalupi (set in a very interesting world- I've never seen a fantasy world inspired by the Middle East)
Fallen by Lauren Kate (I liked it and plan to read the sequel, but as a 21-year-old, I felt like a pedo when reading about a 17-year-old making out)
Glass Houses by Rachel Caine (loved it and am definitely going to continue reading this series)
Volumes 1-3 of Ex Machina
Volume 1 of the True Blood graphic novel


1. A Birthday Surprise reviews
Arthur wants to do something special for Ariadne's birthday. Ariadne/Arthur, rated T to be safe, for talk of sex.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-25-11 - Ariadne & Arthur - Complete
2. Practice reviews
Neither Jenny nor Alyss have ever kissed anyone, so they decide to practice with each other. Set before Ruins of Gorlan. Ranger's Apprentice femslash? Oh, yeah. I went there. rated T? For...making out? .
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-4-09 - Complete
3. Brass Knuckles reviews
He hadn't even known Sulu liked brass knuckles; much less that he used them this way. Kirk/Sulu, brass knuckles, light d/s and s/m
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-30-09 - J. Kirk & H. Sulu - Complete
4. The Ring reviews
Why did Catwoman turn down Penguin's marraige proposal? Why, because of the ring, of course! One-sided Penguin/Catwoman.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-22-09
5. You Would Have Loved This reviews
How exactly does one spend Christmas Eve in a mental treatment facility? Sequal to "Shine." Kirk/Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-21-09
6. It Sucks to be Young! reviews
Five times Chekov's youth kept him from getting what he wanted, and once it didn't. Various pairings, including McCoy/Chekov and Kirk/Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-18-09 - Complete
7. 5 Times Pavel Loved reviews
5 times Pavel loved and one time his love was returned. Kirk/Chekov
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-15-09 - P. Chekov & J. Kirk - Complete
8. Pleather reviews
Penguin finds one of Catwoman's gloves and fantasizes.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-14-09
9. James T Kirk: Part of This Complete Breakfast! reviews
This is pretty much cracky porn written for the Star Trek kink meme. K/S, foodplay
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-9-09 - Spock & J. Kirk
10. Small Words » reviews
The boy Will has the potential to be trained as a Ranger. I will accept him as my apprentice." Halt never could've guessed the impact those few, small words would have on his life. Eventual Halt/Will.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-9-09 - Published: 3-15-09
11. Shine reviews
Pavel Chekov is like a bright light to the crew of the Enterprise. What happens when their light starts fading? Kirk/Chekov
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-9-09 - J. Kirk & P. Chekov - Complete
12. Animals reviews
Henry West/Jim. Jim was Prometheus- becoming whole each day only to be torn apart again. Non-con.
28 Days Later - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-13-09 - Complete
13. Makeup reviews
Arthur wants to see Malcolm without his makeup. Arthur/Malcolm, fluff.
Velvet Goldmine - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-20-09 - Complete
14. One reviews
And then there was one. Contains some mild Mace/Capa. Based around the idea that Mace's leg didn't get stuck, but the coolers were still broken and Mace went to the Payload with Capa.
Sunshine - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-12-08 - Complete
15. Perfect version one reviews
Dr. Crane gets more than he bargained for when he meets with a former student at Arkham. Crane/OMC. Set shortly before Batman Begins.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-22-08 - Complete