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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter. Fanfiction is lethal - don't read it! Nobody recommended it to me, I just stumbled on it completely by accident with the mindset of 'this looks interesting' and now I can't get through the day without reading at least one story. It's too late for me, but turn back while you still can... Still here? Oh well, we all love the stuff really, don't we? My fav genres are humour and romance. My favourite is fan fiction is Harry Potter and my favourite pairings (though I doubt I'll be able to write them) are Snarry and Snapledore. I also love Red Dwarf, Farscape, Black Books, Inuyasha and Terry Pratchett - the wackier the better. Oh, and House M.D. is fantastic as always! Go Hugh Laurie. Stephen Wright: If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Spike Milligan: I have the body of an eighteen year-old. I keep it in the fridge. Billy Connolly: Never trust a man, who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on. and. If you can lie on the ground, without holding on, you're sober. Winston Churchill: Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. Jack Handey: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Ellen DeGeneres: My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Unknown: "When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. Then sit back, relax, and watch as everyone tries to figure out how the hell you did that." Heh, my profile seems to be growing... I only meant it to be short, honest! Regarding my stories: Know Thyself: is complete and the sequel has been started. 02/05/09 - The Second Epilogue has been changed and updated. Resolution: the sequel to Know Thyself. IN PROGRESS. The Christmas Cobra: I might one day write a sequel oneshot to this - depends on how well I can come up with a new idea. If you have any, please PM me - I'd love to hear from you! Hermione and the Professor's Spoon: Chapter 18 up. IN PROGRESS. | |||||||
1. Resolution » reviewsSequel to 'Know Thyself'. Struggling to deal with the loss of Shadow, the alarming discovery of his paternity and the problems created by a newly risen Voldemort, the coming term proves to be the most difficult one that Harry has faced.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,012 - Reviews: 163 - Updated: 7-9-09 - Published: 1-31-09 - Harry P. & Severus S.2. Changing Perspectives » reviewsHarry and Snape have developed an 'understanding'. Unfortunately, when you and your grumpy Potions Professor are unexpectedly thrown into the past, it is possible that this event might have an adverse effect on said understanding... AU, Marauders ahoy!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,825 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 5-9-09 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete3. Hermione and the Professor's Spoon » reviewsRon persuades Hermione to steal a teacher's possession as part of a prank, and, for reasons Hermione can’t fathom, she agrees... Written during seventh year, OotP compliant.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,768 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 2-25-09 - Published: 9-22-08 - Hermione G. & Severus S.4. Know Thyself » reviewsAs the clock strikes midnight on Harry Potter's fourteenth birthday, the reflection of a strange boy appears in Harry's window. What unusual news does he bring? And why does this stranger appear to be none other than Harry himself? AU after PoAHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,555 - Reviews: 330 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 10-7-08 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete5. Why, Darling, It's Just What I've Always Wanted reviewsA rather late Christmas drabble regarding Hermione, Snape and his spoon several years later.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-28-08 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete6. The Christmas Cobra reviewsA Christmas-y fic. Harry is left alone at Hogwarts over Christmas, during his seventh year. Bored and lonely, he tries to find something to occupy his time and ends up, as usual, in trouble. Can Snape help him? OotP compliant.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 12-11-08 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete7. It's Following Me reviewsIt's Halloween and Something is hunting Harry - if only he could get Severus to believe him. Takes place during Harry's Fifth year, not OotP compliant. My take on the Halloween!fic.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-31-08 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete8. Sunglasses reviewsOneshot. Years before, instead of killing a magical creature, Harry made a bargain with it, and now it wants him to hold up his side of it... I apologize whole-heartedly in advance - I just couldn't help it!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-7-08 - Draco M. & Severus S. - Complete9. Ode to Snape's Nose reviewsJust what it says! A sonnet in 14 lines with every line ending in -ose!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-7-08 - Severus S. - Complete
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