Greetings. I am 343 Guilty Spark, Moniter of Inst-

...wait, no, nevermind. I am Josky, my name is Josh, I come from the fine town of Lansing, New York, and currently live in Nevada, and for me, the move sucked. 'Twas as gay as Richard Simmons teaching wrestling (I got nothing against Ol' Ritchie, God bless him, but he's just plain fcking funny). Now, where was I...? Ah yes. My interests are Disturbed, System of a Down, Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon (STFU), Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, furries, and pizza (YUMMEH). My OCs are Psyko and Somatic, twin wolves with black fur and (on Psyko's part) no sanity what-so-frikkin'-ever. Anyway, I'm going to add some other information.

First 3 videogames I ever played:

Sly Cooper and the Thievious Raccoonus, PS2: It was fun.

Pokemon Sapphire Version, Gameboy Advance SP: I had wasted many an hour playing that game.

Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, Gameboy Advance SP: In the words of Fawful, "I HAVE CHORTLES!"

Friends:

Kiba Sniper: A great, yet slightly insane authoress. One of my best buds on dA.

Medalis: Also a good authoress. Her "Hoshi no Kaabii the Musical!" story makes me laugh.

kyle4882: He's my best bud in real life. Find him on dA.

Favorite Horror Icons

Jason Voorhees: One of the greatest killers I've heard of.

Freddy Krueger: A dream demon who kicks so much ass it ain't even funny.

Leatherface: Probably the world's only known retarded killer.

Leprechaun: An Irish midget who likes his gold.

Pinhead: The gatekeeper of Hell. 'Nuff said.

Favorite Comedians

Jim Carrey: His movies create lulz.

Larry the Cable Guy: GIT-R-DONE.

Robin Williams: Look up "Robin Williams Golf" on YouTube.

Favorite Authors

Eoin Colfer: Author of Artemis Fowl.

J.K. Rowling: Author of Harry Potter (Good series, bitch).

James Patterson: Author of Maximum Ride.

Kiba Sniper: She could probably publish her work.

Favorite Bands + first song I ever heard from them

Disturbed - The Game

Pantera - Walk

The Prodigy - Smack my Bitch Up

System of a Down - Sugar