| XxabridgedgirlyxX |
Author has written 11 stories for Gintama. Are? Introduction post... Damn. Oh well, hello there random stranger who is interested enough to read this! If the username didn't give you a hint already, I'm female and first-class Gintama addict. About my age... Make an educated guess. I tend to only write one-shots, since I never have enough motivation to write something that exceeds one chapter. Updates are sporadic at best, but I'll try to keep it as regular as possible. I also have an LJ where I will post all my fics as well, but I also post random stuff there or just me ranting on how my stories are progressing, you can find it here. Not much to tell about me, I am a lazy writer, I procrastinate frequently, I drink a lot of coffee and enjoy typing at an inhuman speed. My mother tongue is not English, but I will try my best to write without any mistakes, though I can't avoid the occasional typo. I write het and yaoi, though I have only written for Gintama so far. Anime/Manga I like: Gintama, Bleach, D.Gray-man, Fullmetal Alchemist, DNAngel, Fruits Basket, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Kuroshitsuji, Darker Than BLACK, Death Note, Samurai Champloo, Black Cat, Ghost Hunt, Zombie-Loan, Rurouni Kenshin, Monster, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Mushishi, Mononoke... Hobbies: Seriously? Alright then; writing, sleeping, drinking coffee, listening to music, reading, watching TV (wthough I watch almost everything online), drinking coffee... Favourite quotes: Okita: Die Okita! Oh messed up... Die Hijikata! (ep 56) Hijikata: (hits sign and dies) Whyyyyyyy!? (ep 99) Katsura: Zura janai, Katsura da! (about every ep xD) Kagura: Harley! David-e-son! (ep... the one with the Harley & Camus in it) Katsura: It's not Lupin! It's Zura...oh messed up, Katsura! (ep 61) Musashi: It's not a cart! It's my 'sweet home'! Everyday conversation between Gintoki and Shinpachi: Gintoki: Shit, my ass is splitting in two! Shinpachi: It's always been like that, Gin-san... Stories in progress: -HijiGin: story of about 9 chapters, Don't underestimate the accuracy of horoscopes, Humour/Romance(/Action -- I hate writing this, damn hard). (Chapter 7 uploaded, writing chapter 8) -HijiGin: Always look both ways before crossing the road, Humour/Romance (30 percent, got kind of a writer's block here, will be a while when I finally get around to finishing it) -GinOki: Don't drink too much before going to bed (60 percent done) -GinTae: Camping out in a closet is a bad idea (About 70 percent written) -HijiGin: Sequels are always disappointing (Saw-parody thing gone HijiGin, loads of crack here) Open to all requests, feel free to send a PM if you want a specific pairing/plot/scene/Justaway... And sorry if I take a bit too much time to update, I have noticed that it's been a few months since I updated anything GinTae but yeah, I'm working on it, albeit at an extreme slow pace... Just think about it, 100 words is a whole achievement for a writer! Also, there are about 3,000 to 4,000 words in my fics, so I do actually work. I'd say you have no right to complain, but if you are one of those readers who hasn't been given an update in a few months... You have every right to complain... I'm going now. | |||||||
1. Don't underestimate the accuracy of horoscopes » reviewsAfter receiving a prediction that Hijikata will die by the end of the week, Kondo hires a professional to guard the demon vice-commander of the Shinsengumi. Let's just hope Edo will still be standing by Friday. HijiGinGintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,152 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 4-2-10 - Published: 1-3-10 - Gintoki S. & Hijikata T.2. Even violent women & natural perms need love » reviewsWhen mixing parfaits and dark matter together, this is what you get, namely the Apocalypse. Collection of GinTae one-shots. #5: Marriages usually end in disasterGintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,875 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-2-10 - Published: 4-12-09 - Gintoki S. & Tae S./Otae3. Sadism doesn't mix with laziness, neither does SM » reviewsCollection of GinOki one-shots, sometimes hinted shounen-ai and other times just sadistic friendship with a hint of strawberry milk. Chapter 3: When saying something suggestive that really isn't meant to be suggestive, you should explain a bit.Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 6-19-09 - Gintoki S. & Okita S.4. Of Diabetics and Mayoras » reviewsOnce upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, where sadists and badminton players alike roamed the earth, Sugar and Mayonnaise got into a fight. Collection of HijiGin one-shots. Chapter 7: Crossdressing isn't only done by okamaGintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,411 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 11-5-09 - Published: 6-21-09 - Gintoki S. & Hijikata T.5. When cooking, make sure you have enough eggs reviewsSequel to my other GinxKyuubei one-shot. Kyuubei wants to thank Gin for the afternoon and the gift thus the cooking nightmare begins. It isn't even the season for that! GinxKyuubei one-shotGintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-23-09 - Gintoki S. & Kyūbei Y. - Complete6. Smoking and making out are completely different reviewsLooking for a place to smoke, Hijikata ends up at the Yorozuya. But in the end, it seems the world just hates him. HijiGin one-shotGintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-3-09 - Gintoki S. & Hijikata T. - Complete7. Remember to always have an extra pair of boxers reviewsThe Shinsengumi are jogging, Katsura's a dork, Gin mentions his boxers and Hijikata's in denial. HijiGin one-shotGintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-26-09 - Gintoki S. & Hijikata T. - Complete8. Don't buy curtains if you don't have shasha things reviewsAyumu requests Gin's help in making his Young Master more feminine, but will Gin grow to like it too much? GinxKyuubei One-shotGintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-29-09 - Gintoki S. & Kyūbei Y. - Complete9. Wear a scarf when it's snowing, just a scarf! reviewsWalking Sadaharu in snowy weather wasn't his idea of 'fun'. But meeting Tae in the blizzard was something Gin didn't expect. GinxTae One-shotGintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-15-09 - Gintoki S. & Tae S./Otae - Complete10. Overused excuses become habits reviewsNoticing his sister's and Gin's strange behaviour, Shinpachi decides to investigate. Sequel to my first one-shot. GinxTaeGintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-1-09 - Gintoki S. & Tae S./Otae - Complete11. Never question a woman's cooking skill reviewsStuck at home with no food, Gintoki is forced to take drastic measures. GinxTae one-shotGintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-25-09 - Gintoki S. & Tae S./Otae - Complete