Name: Jimmy

Gender:Male

Age: Anywhere between 1 and 99 (why does it matter?)

Power level: It's over 9000!! (or 8000 depending on which ever you prefer)

My interests:

My interests include (but are not limited to) Long walks on the beach, saving the world from evil organizations, writing funny jokes that no one else gets, and making fun of anime.

favorite movie quotes:

The Matrix:

Random guard: Please remove any metallic Items you may be carrying, keys loose change... (Neo opens his coat to reveal ,like, twenty guns) HOLY SHI...!!

Snakes on a Plane:

Samuel Jackson: I am tired of these mother effing snakes on this mother effing plane!! (I actually thought that movie sucked, but that line made me laugh.)

Batman: the Dark Knight:

The Joker: How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. (Slams a guys face into the table, pencil disappears into his head.) OOOOhhh... It's... gone...

The Godfather 1:

Don vito Cornleone: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse

Things I like:

Pizza, Television, and videogames. I also enjoy some anime series like Bleach, and DBZ. other than that, I like to read and (obviously) write.

Things I don't like:

Flamers: If you're going to tell me my fanfic sucks, at least tell me why or offer some suggestions to make it better. Don't just say, "I hate this (insert generic comparative insult here)". If you didn't like it then (and I really mean this) I WANT TO KNOW WHY! One of the best things you can do for another writer is give them constructive criticism. okay I'm beginning to rant here... so moving on.

Narrow minded people: anyone who bases their opinion solely on something they heard another person say, and people who think they're better than others.

The one thing I would encourage other members to do above everything:

Review other people's stories: I like reading a good story much as the next guy, but if you see a place the writer can improve upon then don't hesitate to tell them in a well rounded review. Or, even if you thought the story was flawless, tell them to continue writing. Also, any suggestions you can give about structure, dialogue, or characters will usually be recieved well by the writer. A good review can get your name out there as well making it more likely that people will review your own stories (one big continueous cycle).

Projects I'm working on:

Other than my fanfics, I'm currently working with a few of my friends on a pokemon the abridged series. We've got a script written and are putting the video and audio clips together. We don't know when it will be released, but the first episode will be on youtube.com probably under the Name ShinyBidoof. I'll have a link to it when the episode is done. Stay tuned!

In all seriousness. If my series looks like anything even remotely close to what the more famous abridgers' stuff looks like, that would be awesome. But in order to even come close I would have to outright copy them. I envision it would look something like this:

Announcer: attention Pokemon trainers! My hair is shamelessly appearing on this person's fanfiction page!

Ash: Wait a minute did you just use a bunch of moves in the same turn?

Gary: Yeah, so?

Ash: That’s against the rules isn’t it?

Gary: screw the rules, I have gameshark.

Yami: Why is everyone in this show a freaking pokemon trainer?

Jimmy: yup... but of course I'd never get away with that.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

If you thought this list was as funny as I thought it was copy this to your profile. NOW!!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! if you are a random person then copy this to your profile.

If you think 4kids entertainment will eventually bring about the end of the world then copy this to your profile

Fun Facts: (some true, some not, but all just for fun)

1. Dragonflies can travel up to 60 mph

2. Walt Disney (the creator of Mickey Mouse) was afraid of mice

3. 15 percent of Americans don't care for the remaining 85 percent of Americans (so true)

4. While doing some shadow boxing, Mike Tyson bit off his shadow's ear

5. Drew Carey got "the price is right" job after correctly guessing what his salary would be without going over

6. the lowest rated program on cable ever was the espn 2 coverage of the world series of solitaire

7. 80 percent of all statistics are made up

8. only 1 person in 2 billion people will live to be 116 years old (who would you want to live that long anyway?)

9. the equator is so long, it could circle the entire earth once (really? no kidding?)

10. Banana republic estimated that 600 confused customers walk into their store each week looking for fruit (meanwhile Victoria's Secret still has the problem of people walking in asking to see the men's department)

11. A DVD version of the bible is said to be released with several bonus commandments (#11 thou shall not flame)

12. Benjamin Harrison was the last bearded US president. Coincidentally, his wife, Caroline, was our last bearded first lady

13. A freedom of information request was recently filed for the government to reveal the location of the hidden valley ranch

14. While it's true that Will Rodgers said he never met a man he didn't like, he never met the Jonas brothers

15. Because he thought it was funny, George W. Bush signed the first piece of legislation as president as Evil Kinevil

16. Every year, hundreds of people claim to have spotted a wookie

17. Until 1958 television and film writers were paid in salt-water taffy

18. the Eiffel tower has 200,500,000 rivets

19. Don't kid yourself about decaffeinated coffee. It's awful, it's always been awful, and it will always be awful. next time a person asks you if you want a cup of decaf, just say, "I'd much rather have a cup of gasoline. It'll taste better." (and with the way things are going it'll be cheaper too)

20. the words "Aim toward enemy" are printed on every US rocket launcher (as opposed to aiming it at what?)

If you liked this list, then Copy and Paste it to your profile. Now! Do it or you DIE!

Closing thoughts:

Well, I guess the only thing left to say is, get out there and start reading/writing/reviewing. Good luck