Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Antique Bakery.
Hey guys it's vampy-chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is somethings about my awesome girl self!
I like to read, write, draw, sing, cook, gossip, swim, and... oh yeah come after people with a chain saw who don't like my stories... ok ok don't get into a panic i'm only kidding... maybe -insert evil laughter-.
Things I love
Anime - Hellsing, The Wallflower, Baka and Test, Ghost Hunt, He is My Master, Hetalia: Axis Powers
Sweets - cake, candy, pie, cookie, brownies
Books - Skulduggery Pleasant, Twilight, Harry Potter, The Sisters Grimm, Avalon High, All American Girl, Ready or Not, She Went All The Way, Teen Idol, Jinx, The Boyfriend League, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, Rebecca, Dork Diaries, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series, The School for Dangerous Girls, A Kiss in Time, Beastly, Jack Sparrow Series, Bad Kitty, Kitty Kitty, Geek High Series, Moribito Series, The Frog Princess Series, Death By series, Born to Rock, Vibes, My So-called Death, You're So Undead To Me, Undead Much?, one of those hideous books where the mom dies, If I Have a Wicked Stepmother Where's My Prince?, The Calypso Chronicles, Shakepseare's Secret, Good Enough, Insatiable, Every Boy's Got One, Shadow Hills, Agnes Grey, The Reformed Vampire Support Group, The Boy Next Door, Brightly Woven, The Children of the Red King Series (Charlie Bone Series), Oh. My. Gods., The Total Tragedy of a Girl Named Hamelt, Hex Hall, Wings: A Fairy Tale, The Wide-Awake Princess, Goddess Boot Camp, Demon Princess: Reign or Shine, A Matter of Magic (Mairelon the Magician and the The Magician's Ward), The Royal Diaries(Catherine and Marie Antionette), Every Demon Has His Day, Bitten and Smitten, Jane, Slayed, Carpe Diem, Got Fangs?, Eyeliner of the Gods, Circus of the Darned, Stakes and Stilettos, Demon Princess: Reign Check, In the Company of Vampires, Demonglass: A Hex Hall novel, A Discovery of Witches, Prom Dates from Hell, Hearts at Stake, Hard Day's Knight, Revenge of the Geek, How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf, The Corset Diaries, Love in the Time of Dragons, Abby Cooper Psychic Eye, Glimmerglass, Waiting For You, The Hunger Games, Even Vampires Get the Blues, The Unbearable Lightness of Dragons, Zen and the Art of Vampires, Crouching Vampire Hidden Fang, Unleashed (Katie Macalister's short story from the book Cupid Cats), Men in Kilts, Playing James, Almost to Die For, You Slay Me, Better Read than Dead, Undead and Unwed, Undead and Unemployed, Undead and Unappreciated, Undead and Unreturnable, Undead and Unpopular, Undead and Uneasy, Undead and Unworthy, Undead and Unwelcome, Life as We Knew It, Big Mouth and Ugly Girl, Really Unusual Bad Boys, A Practical Guide to Dragons (by: Lisa Trumbauer), Dead Over Heels, Modern Fairies, Dwarves, Goblins and Other Nasties, Fairies and Elves, Fantasy Encelopedia, A Practical Guide to Vampires, Almost Final Curtain, The Royal Treatment, Immortal Beloved, The Crucible, How Parvati Won the Heart of Shiva, Goddess Girls - Persephone the Phony (its a kid's book but i love stories that have Hades actually loved back by Persephone), Howl's Moving Castle, The Invention of Hugo Cabret, The Chosen One, Tiger's Curse, It's All Greek to Me, Much Ado about Vampires, One For the Money, Of Mice and Men (OMG this book is SOOOOOO SAD!), Meridian, Because I am Furniture, Olympians (by George O'Connor), Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side, Dealing with Dragons, Big Mouth and Ugly Girl, Life as We Knew It, The Oddessey, Prom Nights From Hell, Sparks Fly, Anna Dressed in Blood, Undead and Unstable, Cry, the Beloved Country
Manga - Otomen, Shugo Chara, Ranma 1/2, Junjou Romantica, Inuyasha, Saiyuki, Kyou Kara Maou, Yami no Matsuei, Boys Over Flowers (Hana Yori Dango), Cynical Orange, Silver Diamond, Moon Boy, Wild Ones, Monkey High, Mars, Chocolat, Samurai Deeper,Yu Yu Hakusho, Only the Ring Finger Knows, Parasyte, My Dead Girlfriend, Emiko Superstar, RE:play, Battle of the Bands, One Piece, Loveless, Wild Ones, Papillon, Library Wars, Rosario Vampire (and 2), Alice in the Country of Hearts, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Special A (S A), The Prince of Tennis, Ouran High School Host Club, V. B. Rose, My Boyfriend is a Monster: I Love Him to Pieces, Anya's Ghost, Nura: Raise of the Yokai Clan, Itsuwaribito, Butterflies Flowers, Blue Exorcist, A Bride's Story, Bleach, Eyeshield 21, Ultimo, Gakuen Babysitters, Wish, Kurogane, Alice Academy, Ghost Hunt, Boys n' Girl, Hellsing, Saiyuki, D. Gray Man, Naruto, Basara, Millennium Snow, Love Monster, Cheeky Angel, Bound Beauty, Shaman King, Kanpai!, Bring It On (also called Blooming), A Night of a Thousand Dreams (also called One Thousand and One Nights), The Tyrant Who Fell in Love, Kekkaishi, Aitsu no Daihonmei (this shouen ai is adorable!!!!!!!!!!), The Black Butler, Yatteraneeze!, Dear Mine, Meru Puri, Rutta To Kodama, Ze
Comics - Unshelved, For Better or For Worse, Zits, Baby Blues, Pearls before Swine, Beetle Bailey, Garfield, Blondie, Rhymes with Orange, Rose is Rose, Frazz, Hagar the Horrible, Foxtrot, Doonesbury
Video Games - Harvest Moon, F.E.A.R. 2, Fire Emblem
Comedians - Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, Dane Cook, Jim Gaffigan, Jeff Dunham, Kathleen Madigan, Louis C. K., Danny Bhoy, Gabriel Iglesias, Daniel Tosh, Dave Chappelle, John Oliver
Movies - The Patriot, Zombie Land, Employee of the Month, Blades of Glory, Startrack, Pride and Prejudice, District 9, The Blindside, Avatar, Despicable Me, The Taming of the Shrew, The Cat's Return, Ponyo, Spirited Away, Castle in the Sky, Princess Mononoke, My Neighbor Totoro, Howl's Moving Castle, Nasicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Kiki's Devlivery Service, Alice in Wonderland (the one with Johnny Depp), The Young Victoria, Drillbit Taylor, Night at the Muesum 1 and 2, Easy A, Megamind, Matilda, Tangled, The Bounty Hunter, Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity, Nanny McPhee, I'm No Dummy, Lord of the Rings, It's A Wonderful Life, Brigadoon, Justin Bieber Never Say Never, Rango, She's Out of My League, The Business of Being Born, The Vampire's Assistant: Cirque du Freak, Beastly, Legally Blonde, Our Family Wedding, Hellboy 2: The Golden Army, Just Wright, Hairspray (2007 version), Remember the Titans, The Emperor's New Groove, Grown Ups, Knight and Day, The Karate Kid (with Jaden Smith), The A-Team, Gnomeo and Juliet, The Hot Chick, Cars 2, Hidalgo, Dare Devil, Dodge Ball, Dragon Hunters, Jane Eyre (2010 version), The Crucible (I was totally sobbing at this movie, people can be so cruel but it was an amazing story), Thor, Mao's Last Dancer, Tales from Earthsea, Good Luck Chuck, Hotel Rwanda, Edward Sissorhands, Assassin in Love, X-Men 1 2 and 3, X-Men First Class, 10,000 B.C., The Road to El Dorado, How to Train Your Dragon, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, The Tourist, All the Shrek movie (1-4), Night at the Musuem 1 and 2, I Love You Beth Cooper, Conan the Barbarian, Madagascar 2, My Life in Ruins, Kung Fu Panda 2, All About Steve, Whip It, Lost in Austen, all Harry Potter movies, The Dark Knight (Heath Ledger was AMAZING as the Joker in this movie, I LOVED it), Once Upon a Mattress, The Help, Tower Heist, Puss in Boots, Pretty Woman, Sense and Sensibility (the one with alan rickman, oh my God what a hunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), 50/50, Friend with Benefits, The Muppets (2012) (Animal is awesome!), Meet the Spartans, Captain America: The First Avenger, Kiss Me Kate (1953), Annie Get Your Gun (1950), Cry-Baby (Hatchet-Face and Milton are soooooooo cute!), Calamity Jane, The Avengers (this movie was freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), The Amazing Spiderman, Scary Movie, Iron Man, Iron Man 2, The Phantom of the Opera (2004 version with the amazing hot, even with a messed up face, Gerard Butler!), Moulin Rouge, The Longest Yard, Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows, Les Miserables, Pitch Perfect, The Dark Knight Rises, Rock of Ages, The Hobbit, 42
TV Shows - Ghosthunters, Cougartown, The Middle, Glee, Modern Family, House, Lie to me, Bones, Mythbusters, Moonlight, 30 Rock, Firefly, Chuck, True Beauty, Scoundrels, Huge, Last Comic Standing, Americas Got Talent, Parks and Recreation, The Three Stooges, Secrets of the Dead, Winnie the Pooh, Pokemon, The Jeff Dunham Show, The Beverly Hillbilles, Pucca, Criminal Minds, Say Yes to the Dress, 21 Jump Street, Ruby GLoom, Master Chef, Project Runway, Monster High, Sherlock (I'm in love with this show!!!!!!!!!!), Better Off Ted, Doctor Who, Elementary, The Walking Dead, Hannibal
Musicals - Shrek the Musical, Music Man, Godspell, The King and I, Hairspray, Les Miserables, The Phantom of the Opera
Famous People I'm in Love With
The Wanted (they are all amazing but if i had to choose my favorite would have to be max with tom coming in a close second and jay being third)
Howard Keel (absolutely fabulous man, big smile deep voice. I wished i lived in the 50s!)
Benedict Cumberbatch (this man is so amazing, so kind, so beautiful. friends i am offically Cumberbatched.)
Little House on the Pairie
Nightmare Before Christmas
Winnie the Pooh
Avatar: The Last Airbender
The Swan Princess movies
The Care Bears Movie 2: A New Generation
The Land Before Time
Barbie Movies - Barbie Fairytopia, Barbie as the Island Princess, Barbie and the Three Musketeers, Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper, Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus, Barbie as Rapunzel, Barbie of Swan Lake, Barbie in the Nutcracker
Tales of Oliver Pig
The Secrets of Droon
There's a Witch Under the Stairs
The King and I
For yaoi lovers:
Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex"
Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine"
Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny"
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not ! over the pig. )
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour (Don't try this at home...maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home! What the..?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm...)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. ( If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.( I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.(What about that pig??)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
I am not gay. But I believe that everyone has a soul mate, so why should it matter if they are the same gender?
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
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