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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Antique Bakery, and Harry Potter. Hi my name is ... ok I won't tell you it has a K in it so call me Cay. I'm a smart strawberry blond with blue eyes. I'm also female incase you couldn't tell and a horrible speller to. I like to read, write, draw, sing, cook,gossip, swim, hit boys who innoy me, and... oh yeah come after people with a chain saw who don't like my stories... ok ok don't get into a panic i'm only kidding... maybe -insert evil laughter-. Things I love Anime - hellsing, the wallflower Sweets - cake, candy, pie, cookie, brownies Books - Skulduggery Pleasant, Twilight, Harry potter, The Sisters Grimm, most of the meg cabot books not the princess diary stuff the other ones the ones that are not a series, The Boyfriend League, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, Rebecca, Dork Diaries The Internet Cell Phones Money Manga - Otomen, Shugo Chara, Ranma 1/2, Inuyasha Video Games - Harvest Moon, F.E.A.R. 2, Fire Emblem TV Shows - Ghosthunters, Cougartown, The Middle, Glee, Modern Family, House, Lie to me, Bones, Mythbusters Yaoi/slash/BL/shounen ai If you want know why I like these or want to know what are what are the title of the ones I like, let me tell you it would take centries to type and would give me a brain and finger cramp so I only put a few titles up there. Hey i took a seme/uke test at http://www.semeuke.com/ and I'm a... You are a Chibi Seme! You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are. Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke Hi again i took a Harry potter quiz and which house I would be in and I'm in Huffepuff it says... Congratulations on making Hufflepuff! You're one hard-working, loyal, compassionate little thing, aren't you?! Well, there are some good things, and some bad things about that. Bad things first, so after you're let down and crying your eyes out, plunging into a state of depression, I can cheer you up with the better facts. Bad thing, your house has a horrible rep for being a bunch of wimps. Sorry. Good thing, it's not quite true. You're tough! It's hard to be loyal! And remember, Hufflepuff is you! Don't be ashamed of yourself. Hufflepuffs to Remember Cedric Diggory you can take this test at http://nimbo.net/quiz/houses.html Hey I took another test and this one was to see what I would get on O.W.L.s harry potter and I got... Your Result 14 You got 14 out of 18 (78) and that is an E on the O.W.L.s exceeds exceptations :D YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! you can take this test at http://us.dumb-spot.com/harry-potter-quiz?gatherer_id=100332&gclid=CMjJ1_ObnZ0CFSUMDQodsmPa1Q Hey it ook another test to see what my patronus would be harry potter and I am a My Patronus is a Dolphin Your patronus takes the form of a Dolphin. A dolphin is both very playful and friendly. Like a dolphin, you are joyful, intelligent, and very funny. You enjoy life, and like to help others. You have so many happy thoughts that you can easily perform the patronus charm. Casting the charm becomes somewhat more difficult during a battle, but your concern for your friends helps you keep your focus. you can take this quiz at http://us.dumb-spot.com/patronus-test?gatherer_id=100332&gclid=CKXT9_mqn50CFQ7xDAodGhee2g OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!! I have lost at least 20 pounds in this year (2009) XD Im soooooooooooooooooooo happy!! :) I took this test that tells you what greek godess you would be and it said... I am Demeter Demeter is the Goddess of the Harvest or the Goddess of the Fields. She is known as a kind, nurturing and gentle goddess. Sometimes called "Corn Goddess," she symbolizes the bounty of the earth after a long winter. Like Demeter, you are generous, warm, and very caring. Friends and family alike know they can turn to you if they need help. You know you live in the year 2000+ when... 1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. █ 10 percent Freak A guy and a girl were riding a motorcycle... Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex" --Advice-- ／l、 I SUPPORT THE KITTY(it's sooooooo cute.) If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.(O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not ! over the pig. ) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour (Don't try this at home...maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home! What the..?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm...) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. ( If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light.(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.( I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.(What about that pig??) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts You say Pink Sayings, Words, and Quotes If a picture paints a thousand words what happen to the other infinate words?I made this up :P Firecrackery I also made this up :P Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it. Best friends through thick and thin! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. A good girl is a bad girl who’s never gotten caught. If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS. "Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda" There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. Come to the dark side. We have EDWARD You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Trying is the first step toward failure. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"? Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from the most romantic :to me: saying Kiss as If you'll Live forever, Fuck as if You'll die today Because everything You love lies in Your arms. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Girl: Do you like me? Girl: Do you want me? Girl: Would you cry if I left? Girl: Would you live for me? Girl: Would you do anything for me? Girl: Choose--me or your life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. Girls Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KillerLiger3000, moonlit fang, chibi kyuu-chan, Keeper.Of.The.Obsidian.Jewel, HiDiNgFrOmYoU, vampy-chan17 If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you went to sleep at around 2 am or later reading the Twilight books, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had a constant enemy, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever quoted Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried, screamed, or threw New Moon at the wall when Jane used her power on Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (Edward!) copy and paste this in your profile. IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, vampy-chan17 If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight it isn't even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you start to freak out when you can't find one of your copies of Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse , or Breaking Dawn when really you haven't lost it but your evil sadistic bunny of a friend thought it would be funny to hide them from you just so she could see you freak out, copy and paste this to your profile. If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you would wear a button that says "Fuck off, I'm reading Yaoi" with pride, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile "Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!" If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile. If you love and want to marry any Naruto character on the whole show, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress,INUFAN1220, vampy-chan17 If you wish with every fiber of your soul you owned Naruto and have a million "I don't own Naruto" funny disclaimers planned out, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress,INUFAN1220,vampy-chan17 If you love Naruto's couples, whatever they may be, as much as the show itself, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress,INUFAN1220, vampy-chan17 If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you are addicted to vampires and would kill to become one, copy this onto your profile if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. 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If you think that the toucans should just screw the goddamned 'fruity treasure' and go home, copy and paste this into your profile. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer than it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer than it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you are trying to make longer and yes, I am completely aware that I'm saying all this to make this copy and paste a hell of a lot longer than it has to be, I'm just smart like that. If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appreciation by copy and pasting this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have run into anything that is able to be run into, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten to breathe, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have siblings that drive you crazy, copy and paste this into your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. YAOI ROCKS!! REPOST THIS IF YOU AGREE!! If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy this into your profile. If you have ever slipped on ice, gotten up only to slip again, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile! If you hate Spongebob Squarepants and would attack him with a knife if given the chance, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that if girls ruled the world it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you ABSOLUTLEY REFUSE to die by suffocating, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love to sadistically torture your favourite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy and paste this to your profile if you've ever hurt your face smiling. If you support homosexuality, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile If you're fully aware that you're an arrogant bitch and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of the population is bringing sexy back. Put this in your profile if your part of the 8 percent who never lost it! If people think you're the freak that will one day snap, And if you trying to lure people into a false sense of security for the coming of that day, Paste this on your profile. "Villains are the new heroes. We dress better and are much hotter." If you love all villains and baddies and phycos, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you just read this whole long list of copy/paste things, and are now wondering why the hell you did that, go see a therapist, and then copy and paste this. Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad Copy and paste this if you hate child abuse!! A White man once said,''Colored people are not allowed here.'' Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! I found this list to be really interesting...STEREOTYPES bold are the ones you are I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect. I am not gay. But I believe that everyone has a soul mate, so why should it matter if they are the same gender? I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE 2. My mother taught me RELIGION 3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL 4. My mother taught me LOGIC 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT 7. My mother taught me IRONY 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS 9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA 11. My mother taught me WEATHER 12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY 13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION 15. My mother taught me: ENVY 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION 17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING 18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE 19. My mother taught me: ESP 20. My mother taught me: HUMOR 21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT 22.My Mother taught me: Genetics 23. My Mother taught me about my Roots 24.My Mother taught me Wisdom 25. My mother taught me about Justice "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. 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1. Forgiven » reviewsJasper still wonders if Bella will ever forgive him can Bella convince him she does through motorcycles -one shot- set after breaking dawnTwilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-1-09 - Published: 2-9-09 - Bella & Jasper - Complete2. Because of Fate reviewsThis is the sequel to forgiven. Read forgiven before you read this. Jaspar is feeling better but still guilty can bella make him realize that he is truly forgiven and this time for good?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-1-09 - Bella & Jasper - Complete3. My Juliet reviewsHarry failed to get his dream job so he goes to see snape to help him get his job. Turns out for that to happen they have to live with each other. Uh oh. They hate each other but along comes a little girl named juliet who might change that SS/HP postDHHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-09 - Harry P. & Severus S.4. The Wonders a Woman can do reviewsAfter the series: BIG NEWS Tachibana finallys hires a woman to help him in the bakery but how will she help Ono? Eventual Ono/Tachibana rating might change ;Antique Bakery - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-21-095. Egyptian Lily » reviewsEdward is the pharoh of Eygpt. He as won another victory with his enemy Asyira and captures one of the personal slaves of the prince of Asryia Bella. What happens when the two fall in love? 1st fanficTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 5-29-09 - Published: 11-17-08 - Edward
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