| Jasper'sFavorite |
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Stargate: SG-1. .•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) Hi, i'm Jasper'sFavorite, though somethimes people call me Shel seeing as thats actually closer to my actual name XD I'm 18 and i'm a senior in high shcool. I wear glasses and i have brown hair and eyes. I have awesome friends and a crazy family! XD I enjoy reading the Twilight series (though i'm not obsessed with it like others i know coughmysistercough) and had fun getting my sister hooked on them. My favorite fics to read are Sanctuary, Stargate SG-1, and Twilght. I'm a huge Stargate fan! mostly sg-1, but some Atlantis though. Also giant fan of Sanctuary, Season 2 is amazing so far and continues to blow my mind with awesome story plots and visual effects! I love meeting new people so anyone ever feel like PMing me for a question or for no reason at all, just go ahead and do it! I write mostly during my classes in school, why i don't know, but it works... especially when i get bored. My friends all think its so cool that i post stories (well one so far) here on FF. I just nod my head an go along saying ''sure", but they read everything i write down on paper before i even type it out and tell me what they think. So we all have fun. If I'm on the computer then i'm usually on FF, so basically i'm always on here. :) Oh, I'm a Jack/Sam shipper! They are so awesome together! I'm also a Daniel/Janet shipper, I love them together, but I don't mind a little Daniel/Vala, but Daniel and Janet are the best together! Actually after i started watching this I made my younger brother watch it with me and now he loves it! :D that was fun making him watch it with me. i update my stories as fast as i can write them, but sometimes it's hard to get them up and written because i forget or life just gets in the way... oh well! All my friends are awesome and we laugh about the most random things all the time. Here are Random facts about me: 1. My friends call me shorty because they all (well most) are taller than me 2. i have one cat 3. The town i live in is to small, but that's my opinion 4. i love to read 5. Sometimes i just randomly laugh and my friends look at me like i'm crazy 6. my friends are the bestest friends in the whole world 7. My Favroite Tv shows are Stargate SG-1 & Sanctuary 8. i am on Team Edward & my sister's on Team Jacob 9. My favorite color is purple (Not green, yes i'm talking to you Larie) 10. sometimes i wear socks that don't match because i put them on in the dark... no seriously i do 11. my best friend Larie can imitate a pigeon perfectly... i call her the pigeon whisperer _ My Life is a Musical Game Opening Credits - All you wanted by Michelle Branch Waking Up – Dakota by A Rocket to the Moon First Day of School – Far Away by Nickelback Falling in Love – First Time by Lifehouse Breaking Up – Soulmate by Natasha Bedingfield Prom – Naïve by the Kooks Life is just…OK – The Acent by The Classic Crime Mental Breakdown – Miracle by Paramore Driving – Change by Taylor Swift Flashback – Misguided Ghosts by Paramore Getting Back Together – Love Song by Sara Bareilles Wedding – Lullaby by The Spill Canvas Birth of a Child – Over My Head by The Fray Final Battle – The Fight by The Classic Crime Death Scene – All We Are by OneRepublic Funeral Song – Dani California by the Red Hot Chili Peppers End Credits – May Angels Lead You In by Jimmy Eat World Here's how you play. 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Weird & Random things me and my friends say: Me: ahh.. i got a 90 Rissa: you're complaining? I'd like be crying if i got a B... i'd be throwing a party. Court:My eye has been twitching all day Me: No one wants hot orange juice! (yeah everyone looked at me weirdly when i said that XD) Larie: Have you done your learning logs (science homework) Rissa: no (she pulls out a spiral notebook) Larie: so your doing them now Rissa: NO, i'm going to color (we all look at her) Larie: huh... (they were do that day) Rissa: i'll do them when i have time, like in math (note that we had a free period in art, so we were doing nothing at the time) Larie: You opened your chips backwords. Me: yeah.. it's wierd. McK: Does it look like I care?! Larie: Physco munchkin! Em: You're such a dork, but your my dork so its fine. (to her boyfriend) Larie: Remember that time you fell? Aly: No Larie: Well i do.. it was pretty funny...good times, good times Larie: I think i want to cry of bordem right now. Me: You and me both! Amber: Oh my gosh! I'm actually paying attention. (everyone else looks at her thinking "miracle") FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen FRIENDS: will pick you up when your down BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh FRIENDS: ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: will say you can do better BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live" FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile. If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your characters, copy this into your profile. If you have ever talked to yourself, copy this onto your profile.. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this onto your profile. 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1. Cranberries reviewsSam sends Jack to the store on Thanksgiving and of course he get the wrong thing! :DStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-21-09 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S. - Complete2. The Last First Day » reviewsJack goes on his last mission as leader of SG-1 before taking over for General Hammond and becoming a General himself. As usual they get themselves into trouble.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-11-09 - Published: 10-24-09 - Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.3. Surprise Me reviewsJasper plans a special surprise for Alice and she's glad that she didn't see it coming.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-22-09 - Alice & Jasper - Complete4. It's Not What You Think! » reviewsIt was a regular night for edward and bella, until his his siblings get involved and get Edward arrested by Charlie! Now revenge and punishments are on everyone's minds. NOW COMPLETE!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,225 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 6-23-09 - Published: 9-24-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete