Bad fics and no sex make Litany a merciless bastard.

The Manifesto of Hate:

FFnet is full of far too many sub-par fics with poor writing and laughable plot, which receive glowing reviews from the masses.

I am not the masses...

The mission of the Litany of Hate is to inform the writers of these fics that they are not as good as everyone seems to think they are, and that their unwarranted self-importance and overinflated egos — built up high upon the mountains of lavish praise from the mouth-breathers who read their trash — are completely unjustifiable. Using this name, I will lead a crusade against poor writing and egotism on this site with each and every fic I read... starting with yours.

You are writers of fan-fiction — nothing special; nothing more — and I think it's high time you all started acting like it.

Expect me.

Fanmail

(For great justice!)

Agent-G: reply to review of 'Political Alliances'

"I'm just writing it as how Naruto acts, you ever seen him act like anything
else with women? It's part of his character and I do plan to try and have him
more forceful he just needs to get to know her more and get more comfortable.
But if you have such a problem with it, hey I'm not forcing you to read this
story.

But since you're going to be such an asshole don't bother to read any of my
stuff again I can live without people like you."

LD 1449: reply to review of 'The Void'

"Well now if your simply looking for a rant that shows that you've pissed me
off and frustrated me beyond all measure with your hurtful words sorry to
dissapoint. But quite frankly words mean little to me and even though you say
you are a writer you leave no links in your profile and no titles of stories
you may have actually authored on the internet or otherwise, so yours mean
even less. You did have the courage to leave behind a reply link unlike so
many other of these people who flame and don't leave anything at all to reply
which is indeed frustrating. So I'll assume you wont delete this and will
actually read it.

As for the scythe, its Anime numbnuts they have people wielding 12 foot
swords that weigh like 200 pounds, if yuour looking for realism you're in the
wrong field.

Oh and no one's paying me for this, I do it because its enjoyable but dont
expect me to waste hours on end writing I spend at most 2 hours a day. If you
waste away infront of your comp thats your buisness some of us do have a life
beyond our rooms"

Fan O' Fanfic: reply to review of 'Ascension of the Scorpion Sorceror'

"Yes I agree that there are many, many sub par FanFictions in this archive but
you have to remember, these people (including me, I classify myself as an
abysmal writer and I am sure many will agree) are just amateur writers. We do
this for fun and getting reviews like yours, while refreshing to get a
detailed critisism of our writing, is rather harsh on the pride we have for
our (in some cases it is justified) accoplishments. Posting criique is
absolutly fine but calling someone a 'filthy palgiarist' or other such
degrading names is, in my opinion far too harsh. Calmly pointing out
plagiarism is a very good idea and I implore you to keep doing it as it makes
us better writers but what you are writing will probably upset alot of people.
I personally won't be upset when you write me a harsh reply and comment
nastily on my works because I can take a knock. However some people can't.

I do apologise if this is far too much like a rant for your liking but I felt
i had to point those points out. I thank you for reading this,

Fan O' Fanfic"

showstopper573: reply to review of 'Neo Yondaime Hokage'

"good call on neo yondaime hokage. i really couldnt stomach it after chapter 5
either lol. i made a second attempt at the story since it had soooo many
reviews and even skimmed 10 chapters ahead...no change but your review on the
chapter that was just to much for me was the only one to actually make sense.
just thought i would let you know that xD. ja ne"

God Amongst Mere Mortals: reply to review of 'Neo Yondaime Hokage'

"Thank god there are people like you. People bow down and worship fics so
easily. The truth is 99 of it is shit. You know what I'm talking about. So
far I have only read three things that are worthy of being titled
'exceptional.' Please continue your crusade in earnest.

On a side note, I would very much appreciate it if you would review a fic
titled. 'ANBU.' M rated Naru/Hina fic currently 55k words... check it out
its... interesting... and some helpful and constructive criticism might help
the author on his way to being worthy of praise."

MetalChickCrisis2040: reply to review of 'Cold November Rain'

"Well, that was only chapter 8. I wasn't that good back then (: However, this
is a fanfiction profile, so if you don't like it, then don't read it. Sorry
that I ain't perfect. (:"

Lord Voldios: in a private message titled "A Letter of Praise"

"Litany of Hate,

I find myself both loving and hating you, or more accurately the idea behind Litany of Hate. While I do occasionally read the groan inducing fic, (usually riddled with abused Japanese phrases, poor grammar, or painfully cliche plot, to name a few issues) I enjoy making the occasional constructive criticism as well. Usually I just give helpful tips on how to improve via constructive criticism. And then there's you.

Like a vengeful God you swoop upon sub-par and downright overrated fics and proceed to rain divine fury upon them until theres nothing left, save for a pile of slag and an increase in room temperature most likely caused by the expelling of gas from an over inflated ego. And while I personally do not agree with your methods I cant help but agree with you most of the time. Some fanfics do quite literally profane the internet and obscure the better, awe inspiring stories with their mediocre filth.

So to you I say bravo sir and please keep up the good work! Perhaps in the future more authors will take after your bold example. Thank you for your unrelenting honesty and brutal directness, as it is truly refreshing.

Sincerely Yours,

Lord Voldios"

Invincible Shinji: reply to review of 'The Gift'

"I dont meant to be an ass, but I think you go too hard on people, maybe Zen
tries because he/she likes to write and share his ideals with other people.
But try to keep in mind, that this is fic, and if thats the way hes wanting
them to be its his business - that refers to his use of honorifics and his
ideals of feminism/lesbianism. Its his/her story and thats how he/she wants
things to be, if the plot and everything else are good, picky things like the
japanese honorific system and ideal of feminsim whether they're done over the
top or not shouldn't take away from it. Now Im not one to talk about typos
since I know make several of them. But also try to bear in mind while we DO
want them to be READABLE that fanfics are not grand novels such as Jurrasic
Park or anything and they dont have to be perfect in the grammar department or
anything and the writers should be given a fair amount of slack and leeway
when it comes to grammer and such. That's all I'm going to say."

Rodrick: reply to review of 'Renaissance Nin'

"Heh, you right. My story sucks.

BUT, I never thought of myself as an hotshot so it dosen't matter. :P

I already set out that my first Naruto story, would set out to test my
limits. To see what I needed to expand on. So far I'm doing better than
expected; But I made a lot of mistakes that will hamper the real story I'm
working on. For example, I'll allow my friends to change the outcome because
at first I didn't care, and I added some other thoughts into a plot that was
already worked out from start to finish.

So Renaissance Nin was a Epic win and an Fail.

Oh well, I got all the Data I need to begin working on my real story and that
I no longer will need to keep Renaissance Nin. I will delete it when my first
chapter comes out.

Who knows, Maybe you find a reason to hate it?

Thanks and happy Hating! :D

By the way...did anyone tell you your avatar looks like Jafar from alladin in
Genie form? Just wanted you to know that.