I tried doing this last night but my computer was being nasty. So here goes...

IT'S BEEN ONE WHOLE YEAR, FOLKS! I'VE BEEN HERE A WHOLE YEAR AND IT'S AWESOME! NOW TO ALL THOSE EPIC PEEPS I MET ALONG THE WAY...

Rachy & Courtney: you guys rock, and the IMing is fun considering all the classified bits we have shared about our works of art. 'nuff said.

Chrys: your stories rock, and were a big part of why i joined in the first place... because i didn't know how to leave anonymous reviews. hahaha.

Afrozenheart: the PMs are fun, and you are a great reviewer!

Vanpatt05: MacLovin'! What a rockin' thing we started!

BEG: while this has been recent, it's still been fun. here's to Flack being very naughty!

And to everyone who picked me for Best Reviewer in the Fanfic '09 Awards!

Flack: (nods to silicone doll, smirking) Hey girl. What's your sign?

One-Shots (CSI: NY):

YOU!: funny fic about the CSIs going nuts over the Soulja Boy song.

One Year: Danny is upset over the anniversary of Aiden's death, Lindsay helps him and something happens.

Dangerous Showers: Some crack I wrote one day based off the film Psycho.

The Things We Do: a tie-in to my Flack/OC fic Anything Can Happen with spoilers for Wasted.

Completed Stories (CSI: NY):

Rock N' Roll: crossover fic with Miami and Vegas, CSIs as teens and teachers in the Fifties along with a high school reunion.

Death's Design: crossover with Miami and Vegas, CSIs as teens and teachers, based on the Final Destination movies.

WIPs (CSI: NY):

Phoenix: Mac/OC, Danny/OC friendship. new girl comes to the lab with a lot of baggage, baggage that Mac knows all too well -- can they take that next step?

Anything Can Happen: Don/OC. girl lives life in new york city, girl meets boy, falls in love with boy, but will girl lose boy to events beyond her control or does love really conquer all?

That's the dumbest pick-up line in the book, Flack! Now when you see my pic you won't have to ask!

Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be in bold)

I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY so I MUST carry AIDS.

I'm LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRATIC so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants,

I'm IRSH so I MUST have a drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convention store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore.

I wear SKIRTS so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceided snob.

I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with me sandles.

I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm EGYPTION so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'M INTO THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be gay

I have BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug-dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a nazi.

I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRIZILLIAN so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be concieded.

I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm HAWIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGED so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually eats lunch so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in s BAND so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.

I'm and OG so I MUST be Mexican.

If you hate sterotypes. Then just stop what you're doing and POST THIS on your profile! Help stop sterotypes!

Some other stuff

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Willowfae, SxcAmethyst, Sia Bakura, Balmung's Angel, Ash2112, XDVanilla, crazypeoplearemypeople, BlueEyedAuthor

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Willowfae, SxcAmethyst, Sia Bakura, Balmung's Angel, Ash2112, XDVanilla, crazypeoplearemypeople, BlueEyedAuthor

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think Ryan Wolfe and Eric Delko on CSI: Miami should have a fist fight to prove who's hotter, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you screamed at the tv when Eric nearly died on CSI: Miami in "Man Down", copy and paste this into your profile.

COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK THAT HORATIO'S SHADES ARE THE HOTTEST IN THE WORLD AND HE SHOULD WEAR THEM THROUGHT HIS WHOLE LIFE!!

You know you're addicted to CSI: Miami when...

...you see a hummer and get all excited.
...you leave out of your house and think you're going to a crime scene
...wearing black makes you feel like Calleigh Duquesne
...you can do the Horatio move
...you start sentences with "One time on CSI: Miami..."
...when you hear "Texas" you think about Frank
...when you hear "M.E." you think of Alexx
...you sing along to the "CSI:Miami" theme song...and then search desperately for the person who wrote it.
...you know all the characters backstories
...read the fanfictions for "CSI:Miami"..
...meeting the cast became an ultimate wish
...you got shopping for new sunglasses and try to find some like Horatio's
...you still get a little upset when Ryan is fired (even though you know he's hired again)
...still hold your breath when Eric is shot, wondering if he's going to die or not
...still wondering if Calleigh will make it out safe when she's kidnapped
...you know all of the Clavo cases by heart
...you use Horatio one-liners on family and friends
...you own at least one "Calleigh Duquesne" inspired outfit
...you got out your way to buy CSI:Miami DVDs, Games, Board Games, even kits
...you go to Walgreens and buy a microscope with the test tubes things
...suddenly the game Clue became CSI:Miami(you're solving the murder, but you're acting like a CSI)
...watching CSI:Miami made you a little more smart in Science

Ten ways to know that you are a CSI fanatic

1.) You start to put people into categories such as he/she is a Greg or, he/she is a Sara.
2.) You are reading this list, just to make sure.
3.) When you start talking about CSI, your best friend says, "Here we go again..." and is suddenly very interested in the math home work that she had been cursing five seconds ago...
4.) You have a quote from CSI for almost every occasion.
5.) You fear that you will die from suspense before you get to watch the next episode of CSI.
6.) You think that the 100 dollars that it is going to take to buy the seventh season of CSI on DVD will be worth it.
7.) You zone out in class scribbling random things about CSI into your notebook
8.) All your notebooks and folders and binders have things such as, "CSI ROCKS!" and "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" on it.
9.) Everything relates back to CSI. Even. Your. Laundry.
10.) You can sypathsize with other's addictions, such as your best friend's addiction with Naruto.
11.) When you listen to a song on the radio, you say "Oh, that would be a great song for (Insert ship here.)
12.) I'm making a list of ten ways to know that you are a CSI fanatic, and I have 12...

If you said yes to any or all of those, copy and paste them into your profile and add your name to the list! -Katlynn888, theAlyCat, BlueEyedAuthor

(\ _ /) This is bunny.
(='.'=)Put him on your profile
(")_(")so he can take over the world!

I got a new email addy: motherofpearlpen@hotmail.com, so if any of u guys get sick of sending me PMs or wanna send me something that the site won't allow, just send it to that address.

I also got an account on YouTube, my name there is the same as on here. If any of you guys got an account there, lemme know and I'll invite you guys to be my friends on the site.

I'm quite happy to know that you all like the OCs I've created. I noticed that a lot of you love Don and my OC, Paige. I was watching an old music video on youtube and the lyrics fit the couple like a glove lol.

"The Real Thing" by Bo Bice -- American Idol definitely knows how to crank out the hot ones!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJDGBvf39_4

Eddie Cahill gave the best performance I have ever seen from anyone on CSI: NY during the season five finale. He better get an Emmy Award at the next ceremony or he has been robbed. If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. BlueEyedAuthor,

My Don and Paige video for Anything Can Happen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKxNXZjaBr0