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Author has written 48 stories for Spiderwick Chronicles, August Rush, High School Musical, Arthur series, Luc Besson, Polar Express, Bridge to Terabithia, Lord of the Flies, Where the Wild Things Are, Lovely Bones, Last Song, Meet the Robinsons, Misc. Books, Harry Potter, Twilight, Phantom of the Opera, Avalon High, Corpse Bride, Wicked, Holes, Les Misérables, Blue Bloods, Misc. Tv Shows, Black Swan, 2010, Brave, 2012, Arthur Christmas, Host, and Sherlock.
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"Yeah, so we found an opening in the girl's bathroom, and we're pretty much convinced it's the Chamber of Secrets!" - random boys at my school (don't ask what they were doing in the girl's bathroom...I still don't have any idea...)
All About Me: You will call me Elphie. Please.
USER NAME: Elphaba's nickname, her last name, the initials of the song "Defying Gravity", and my new favorite number (it used to be 14...but then I changed it).
AVATAR IMAGE: Saoirse Ronan as Melanie Stryder/Wanda in The Host.
TYPES OF FANFICS I WRITE: Lately, I've been on a craze of spoofing some of my favorite (and least favorite) books/movies. They're me, taking on the persona of a potty-mouthed sarcastic person who recounts the plot of the story, while injecting her own snarky opinions. If I state in the author's note that I like the subject I'm spoofing, then I mean I like it; if I state I hate whatever I'm spoofing, then I hate it. I think it's good to laugh at the things you like, therefore I think it's good to make fun of my favorite series. Plus I can't resist ripping apart the stuff I didn't really like...;)
I mainly write movieverse fanfics, and I typically add in a main OC (and they range from being siblings to children to friends to romantic interests of canon characters) along with supporting OCs. I try to be original with them and add in scenes that happen before, in-between, and after the story...at least, that's what I've been doing after I received some negative reviews for my first two stories, which are basically the plot of a movie with the OC added in. (Come on! They were my firsts! Of course they're gonna be horrible!) My stories usually range around K to T, but on occasion I'll write a K rated story (I never write M rated anything).
Another form of writing I do is random poems. I'll have an idea for something one day and then write it out, usually. They're free-verse, because I can't rhyme anything off the top of my head without it sounding really, really corny (I know...I have no skillz). On rare occasions, I'll change the lyrics to a song to fit a certain story (and they're usually kinda cheesy, but people seem to like it, so I guess I'll just leave that alone).
A few of my stories will be original, I can guarantee that. Like I've said, my specialty is moviefics, but once in a while, I'll get an original idea for something and stick with it (or...I'll write it down and then come back to it...I work in strange ways...).
TYPES OF FANFICS I READ: It depends on my mood and where my interests lie. Sometimes I'll read something funny, sometimes I'll read something serious, it all depends on what I stumble across and what my current obsessions are. Recently, I've stumbled across a few M-rated stories that aren't too smut-filled, but my general policy is that I don't read M-rated stories. It's nothing against the author or the story itself; it's just not what I like to read. I'm more of a fluffy-K-to-K-rated type of gal when it comes to romance; if a couple wants to get really intimate, then good for them. I would rather not read about it.
SCHOOL: I'm in college. And I still have homework - lots of it. Story of my life.
HOBBIES: Acting, singing, reading, playing the piano, writing fanfics/self-inserts (whether I post them or not), to name a few.
FAVORITE RANDOM QUOTES (because some of these are still too great to delete)
Quotes from movies, songs and/or other forms of media:
"EVERYONE SHUT THEIR GODDAMN MOUTHS! RALPH'S GOT THE CONCH!" - Piggy, Lord of the Flies (1990)
"It's like high school without the musical." - Grover, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
"I can't sing to a dude!" - Finn to Kurt (rather awkwardly!), Glee
"Doesn't he ever have a shirt?" - Edward Cullen, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (this was one of my favorite lines!!!)
"Simply put: there'll be no bitchin' while the Queen is in the kitchen." - Sue Rowe
"So young, so angry...DAMN THAT RAP MUSIC!" - Dr. Doolittle 2
"For those of you who've seen the movie, you know it's pretty much...Smurfs on steroids!!" - from the YouTube video Movies in Minutes: Avatar
"You fail at life, Arthur! That sucked!" - a YouTube parody on the Arthur episode featuring Mr. Rogers (R.I.P.)
"Look! Even f--king Optimus Prime can't tear this sh-t apart!" - a YouTube parody on the Billy Mayes (R.I.P.) product Mighty Putty
"Use any filling: chocolate, vanilla, even human flesh!" - a YouTube parody on the Big Top Cupcake
"Coconuts displease me!" - Superhero Squad
"How dare they use casement window designs?! It's so last century!" - Nostalgia Ciritic, Animated Titanic Review (Part 2)
"You stupid people with no lives are watching the Barry Anger show!" - Barry Anger, Teacher's Pet (the animated movie)
"Scene Three: Daphne Rubin-Vega plays Mimi. In 'Boheme', she's a sweet, shy seamstress. Now, she's a CRACKHEAD, NYMPHOMANIAC PROSTITUTE! YEAH!!" - "Ouch They're Tight!", Forbidden Broadway
"I'M NOT LOUD! I'm exuberant." - Quack the Duck, Peep and the Big Wide World
"They took my socks without taking off my shoes...HOW DO THEY DO THAT?" - Joe Jonas, JONAS
"Merry Christmas, bitches!" - Tom Collins, RENT
"Hey Arthur, want my camel?" - Arthur's Perfect Christmas
"We'll have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f--king Kaye!" - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
"The little boy--Shia LeBeof--looks for his parents in his red hoodie...in the snow...in winter...in the snow...in August. That doesn't make any sense! He's rushing...in August! In the snow!" - an August Rush parody on YouTube
"It's a medium!" - Jon, Jon and Kate 8
"Hola! Bueno Nacho! El Presidente speaking!" - Dr. Drakken, Kim Possible: So The Drama
"I want you to know something, Charlie: chocolate is bad for you!" - a Charlie/Chocolate Factory parody on YouTube
"But, Willy Wonka was having some issues...ISSUES!!" - a Charlie/Chocolate Factory parody on YouTube
"Let's put the the 'fun' back in 'dysfunctional'!" - a poster one of my former teachers had
"Ooooh, I am the gayest supervillain ever! Beware my scented candles! Ooooh, scented!" - Homer Simpson (pretending to be the Phantom of the Opera)
"I am astounded and astonishingly amazed." - Clarice Bean
Quotes by me, random strangers, and other people I know:
"I'm pregnant? Who's the father? This worries me..." - my friend Peter taking something the wrong way (because it could only happen in a show like You Ain't Nothin but a Werewolf)
"How can you WATCH this? What's with the dog having noodle arms? Why does the kid with the wolf hood want to have that key's baby? That's just wrong! Oh, and of course, he gets rescued by a demonic, cannibalistic guardian angel. This show is on crack..." - me wondering how my sister can watch Adventure Time with Finn and Jake or whatever that travesty is called
"Yeah, Phoenix gets, what, ONE snowflake, and they're all, 'Ugh, I'm gay! Let's have a snow day!'" - my friend Jason talking about the possibility of Arizona getting snow
"This sounds and looks like Twilight! I'll bet Edward's gonna pop out right now and rape the little kid!" - my friend Hannah when she and I saw Where the Wild Things Are (she hadn't seen it before and I had...so we had some debate on things...)
"Why is he in the water and holding a lightning bolt at the same time? He's gonna get electrocuted, the dumbass!" - my friend Jason, on the Percy Jackson movie book cover
"Marcus Tupy! Cooky Unger! Linda Gruenhagen!" - me and my friends Devin and Savannah looking at an "Employee of the Month" plaque at the community center and finding some really funny names on it
"It's AANG!!" - me and my sister yelling at the characters in The Last Airbender
"Deane smelled like peaches!" - a little girl at a theater camp I was a counselor at (she was commenting on the choreographer at the auditions)
"Ben's in the cave!" - my friend Daniel rehearsing the play we did at theater camp, screwing up his lines by mistake
"You're smelling afghans?" my friend Emily when some of my fellow theater camp counselors were playing the game "Green Glass Door"
"WHOO! I HAVE A F--KING FIVE POUND BAG OF GUMMY BEARS!" - my friend Jason when he got a five pound bag of gummy bears for free
"They're smoking a Rachel McAdams!" - me, my sister and our friend Allie making fun of cigarettes (it's a LONG story...)
"If God is the color of water, then he's clear...unless the water's blue. Then God is blue." - my friend Jason ticking off my younger sister when she read a book called The Color of Water
"That's a wow moment right there." - My best friend Andrew and his idiotic friend John
"If you miss that shot, I'm giving you an F...I promote negative reenforcement." - my Bio teacher (telling off some kid who wanted to know if he'd get money for landing a ball of paper in the trash can)
"Are you afraid she's going to speten to thray you with cologne?" - my friend Danny
"I'm purple waffle, Amy's pink waffle, Adam's blue waffle, Kevin's eco-friendly waffle...and Spencer can be rubber eggs!" - me and my confirmation friends at Camp St. Croix
"I don't trust anyone with milk anymore." - me after a bunch of people spilled the 1-percent milk at Camp St. Croix
"I'm on board with that!" - someone at my dad's work
"You're a rockstar!" - someone else at my dad's work
"Of course nothing makes sense anymore! Welcome to Corporate America!" - me talking to a kid at my school about something random
"What the chicken nugget is your problem?!" - me and Shinjite Florana
"On October 24th...all hell breaks loose!" - me and Shinjite Florana, on the opening date of "HSM 3: Senior Year"
"Oh, DANG!" - some random guy who sat behind me when I saw Wicked (during the Elphaba and Glinda smackdown in the cornfield scene)
"Come on, Ethan!" - my mom when she watched August Rush for the first time
"She's your sister, you moron!" - my dad while watching the Hello Kitty Cinderella episode
"What does the LL stand for? Large load?" - my friend Ty at theater camp, on the LL button in the elevator
"He's your cousin's uncle's wife's boss!" - LeiaOrgana, on the one main kid in the movie Airbud
"She looks like a volcano!" - a kid in my Honors English class who saw a picture of Elphaba flying on her broom from Wicked and mistook her for a volcano
"Hey, Bolton! Your hair looks like crap!" - a parody (by me and LeiaOrgana) on the song "Now or Never" (HSM 3)
"What bus is she on? The Bus to Nowhere?" - my mother (on one of Leia's former friends)
"Kristy ran her over with a bus." - me and my group of friends
"That's some serious suckage right there!" - me on the "All I Ask Of You" kissing scene (from the Phantom movie)
"Oh, get out of here!" - my grandma on numerous occasions
"It's your aunt and uncle at the football game!" - my grandpa commenting on a picture of the blue people from the James Cameron film Avatar
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