Betcha didn't see this one comin'.

The incredible TM Mustah.

The legendary Miss DX2.

And the unstoppable BGeek.

Aw, you gonna have to remove us.

Coz we ain't going nowhere.

Band8PGeek: The youngest of the trio, not sane but not totally corrupted either...at least not yet. Thinks the name is a testiment of the quality of the authors in reverse order. Specializes in Squilliam-centric fics. Can usually be found slashing Squilliam, Squidward, SpongeBob and Strong Bad together, in the same pairing if possible.

DeterminedX2 - I’ve been doing this fanfiction thing far longer than a normal person should. I also write more canonical than I’d like to admit. The things I write on this account are going to stretch the usual level of tameness I write to the max. Oh, well. Expect mostly humor from me, because I don’t take much of anything seriously. Including writing bios.

Tampon Masturbation -Ubiquitous with pornography, and yet a non-entity. There? Here? Nowhere? Everywhere? A deity? Saint? Anti-Christ? Or just a pathetic fangirl? Only the shadow knows.

We love good reviews, we appreciate constructive crit, and we revel in flames. In fact, Band8PGeek uses them to cook herself roast chicken.