I, the daughter of Athene (Athena) and Apollo, lady of dimensions, welcome you to this page. Feel free to use it as a roadmap to wonderful stories under my ever-growing favorites list.

My age is unknown, but if you so wish, you may ask Hermes, and he will reply back in at most a millenia. No worries.

My name is not for mortal eyes, so you may call me Phoenix.

I hope you will have fun exploring the stories of different dimensions, that according to the ancient scripture of the Olympians, do exist. My single story, (We Goddesses are quite busy without writing...), will be updated not too soon. I update approximately whenever there is a veeeeeeeeeery long vacation without internet so I can just write and not read any fics, but it is faster than my Uncle Hermes, who has written a story 20 millenia ago but has not updated. Do not fear, I will try not to abandon my stories, for they are precious.

I also have a great addiction to nice stories, so if you do know any nice ones about Kakashi, Itachi, Naruto, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Percy Jackson, Aragorn, Legolas, Rangers Apprentice, feel free to review a random story I have written to recommend it to me. Also, whoever wished to write a "Ranger of Middle Earth (Aragorn) meet Ranger of Ranger's Apprentice (Halt)" feel free to do so and tell me! I am a big fan of crossovers too, so those can be recommended as well. I make this profile so you can find stories of similar interest in one page. Have a nice life!

I AM VERY VERY VERY SORRY! BUT RIGHT NOW I PREFER READING MORE THAN WRITING, AND I ONLY HAVE TIME TO WRITE STORIES DURING BREAKS, WHEN I DON'T HAVE INTERNET. OTHERWISE, I HAVE NO TIME...DON'T EXPECT MANY UPDATES SOON...I'LL TRY THOUGH!

Ignore my way of writing if you dislike it.

These are quotes compiled over the years (a.k.a. the past few months)...

Never knock on Death's door... Ring the bell and run away... he hates that

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door...

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critisize them, you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

I refuse to engage in an itellectual battle with an unarmed man.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

There is darkness. There is chaos. There is evil. They are not now, nor have ever been the same thing.

Warning: trespassers will be shot. Warning: survivors will be shot again

Always forgive your enemies... Nothing annoys them so much.

"Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia, then start worrying.

If the whole world depends on today's youth, I can't see the world lasting another 100 years. –Socrates

You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal. –Anonymous

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. -George S. Patton

Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire. –Anonymous

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. -Leo C. Rosten

People are morons. I don't have any other explanation. I really don't. -Joss Whedon

"the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train."

"light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak."

"lottery: a tax on people who dont understand statistics."

"main reason santa is so jolly: because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I'd kill for a nobel peace prize."

"If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?"

"If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving isn't for you."

"If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane."

"If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it."

"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?"

"If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

"If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?"

"If you can read this . . . I can slam on my brakes and sue you!"

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

"Stop repeat offenders, don't reelect them!"

"Straight is something crooked that was bent."

"Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!"

"I want revenge. Is that so wrong?"

"Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done."

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's

more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 266 words, The Ten Commandments has 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting theprice of cabbage has 15,296 words. (Shows how great we've gotten in the recent years...)

If I won't be myself, who will?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.

In theory, everything works.

Do unto others before they do unto to you.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"

Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Your ridiculus little opinion has been noted.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

SHIT HAPPENS. …… Mostly to me so don’t worry…

Your village called, they want their idiot back.

Welcome to loserville. Population: you

"I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight"

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

My mechanic told me,"I couldn't repair your brakes,so I made your horn louder."

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

The world will end tomorrow (unless postponed by rain).

Humans are fundamentally flawed, it why I live in denail of my species. xD (Me)

My world is temporarily nonexistent. (Darn it!) (Me)

Ideas people are welcome to write, just somehow tell me how to find the story! (so I can read it cuz i'm too lazy to write it plus then theres no fun in reading smthg w/ knowing what will happen cuz u wrote it urself! xD ...but mostly cuz i'm lazy)

-Ranger's Apprentice/Lord of the Rings Crossover. Try to be serious, but add some humor. Aragorn meets Halt and Will (confusion of 'ranger'), preferably in LOTR-verse. 10-11th walker story, but Frodo and Sam still go alone to Mt. Doom.

-Naruto/Lord of the Rings Xover. Chuunin exams, before Orochimaru gives curse seal. Team 7 wanders into Forest of Death, turns up in Fangorn Forest in Middle Earth when Gandalf just comes back. MAY OR MAY NOT include other ninjas appearing, like Akatsuki could have been shadowing them and turned up in Fangorn as well. Might ally with good or bad.

Prince of Tennis. Marui Bunta discovers the wonders of 5 Gum. (can be crack)

Prince of Tennis/Naruto. Notice how the tennis team has 8 members and a coach (9 total) and how Akatsuki has also 9 members...hm...of course, there are also 9 walkers in LOTR if u wanna write that instead!)

MORE COMING SOON! (Hopefully...xD)

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