| Rita Screecher |
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter. Welcome! *** You can find my fanfiction on books/book series at this account, and you can find my poetry here: http://fictionpress.net/profile.php?userid=136913 *** You are loved. | |||||||
1. Just Right reviewsA feel-good H/Hr Christmas romance. Pure fluff. PG-13 for innuendo.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-25-032. Professor McGonagall » reviewsA planned 5-part fic about the Triwizard Tournament, from McGonagall's point of view. *1/17 UPDATE: Part III, The Second Task posted*Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,791 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-17-03 - Published: 1-3-033. The Little Slytherin » reviewsParody on The Little Mermaid, with Ginny being, well, the little mermaid. I also added an alternate scene, in a separate chapter...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,913 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-1-024. The Succubus » reviewsMy first novel-length fanfic. Harry Potter's 5th year. A succubus is the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, and there to protect Harry from Voldemort as well.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-8-02 - Published: 4-22-02 - Harry P.5. Fame reviewsA final showdown: Voldemort shows up at Hogwarts.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-6-02 - Harry P. & Voldemort6. An Apology reviewsAn event some years after Harry and Co. graduate. The first two paragraphs were borrowed from "queen of slytherin" here: http://www.fictionalley.org/fictionalleypark/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=207855#post207855Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-13-02 - Harry P. & Hermione G.7. Setelletum reviewsA "harmless" prank goes wrong…especially for Neville Longbottom.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-5-028. Round Robin reviewsDraco’s secret crush on Ron is revealed! A round robin between me and my friend Katie.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-20-02 - Draco M. & Ron W.9. The Mai Tais reviewsOne thing was for sure…it was all the Mai Tais’ fault!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-5-02 - Draco M. & Ron W.10. An Extra Scene for Mary Sue #3: Crystal Hawthorne reviewsAn extra scene for Mary Sue #3: Crystal Hawthorne. This happens right after Crystal performs Avada Kedavra on Voldemort, approximately 1 o’ clock in the morning.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-0211. Mary Sue #3: Crystal Hawthorne reviewsAnother Mary Sue comes along to Hogwarts. This one’s called Crystal Hawthorne…sounds like a girl from some trashy romance novel, eh?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,875 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-02 - Draco M.12. Mary Sue #1: Harry Potter and Hermione Granger reviewsHarry rescues Hermione. Your “typical” hero story…only not. :)Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-14-02 - Harry P. & Hermione G.13. Harry Potter and the Leather Trousers of Discord reviewsA very disgruntled aunt sends a pair of leather trousers to a crowded wedding reception with a note that says “For the sexiest.” Three step forward to claim it: Harry, Ron, and Draco. Who will receive the trousers?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-14-02 - Harry P. & Draco M.