Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, South Park, and Twilight.

Check out my livejournal for when I'll update next and for more random weirdness: Keelhaulrose LJ

Age: 25

Birthday: Jan 12

Favorite bands: AC/DC, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Alice in Chains, the Offspring, Linkin Park, Billy Idol, Big & Rich, Distrubed, Deadsy, Fuel, Elton John, Godsmack, Montgomery Gentry, Korn, Nirvana, Orgy, Pink Floyd, Rascal Flatts, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, the Beatles, Trace Adkins, Green Day (Wow, my tastes are all over the place aren't they?)

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter (all of 'em), POTC (again all of 'em), anything Kevin Smith, almost anything Will Ferrell, Disney movies, Crash, Gone in 60 Seconds, A Time to Kill, anything Mel Brooks

Favorite Books: HP series, books on philosophy and TV shows I like, Wicked, Son of a Witch, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Ig Nobel Awards, Darwin Awards, almost anything John Grisham (esp. The Innocent Man). I recently got into the Twilight series.

Favorite TV shows: House, South Park, the Simpsons, Law and Order: SVU, Iron Chef America

Favorite Sports Teams: Da Bears and the White Sox

Things I like to write: Fan fictions, short stories, and realistic fiction (working on a real life novel)

I'm 25, I'm married and I have a baby girl who is my entire world (and the reason I don't update all that often). I also have my full-time job as well as a part time job owning my own cake decorating company. I love to read and write, though I don't get to do as much as I'd like of either now that I'm a mommy. When I'm writing I like to try to push my boundries and try things that I haven't written before, so if you have suggestions I'm open to trying anything at least once. Other than that I relax by cooking and watching televison or reading funny stories on the 'net.

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RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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Put Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song. It's like for a movie version of your life. (Let me preface this by saying I don't own an iPod, nor will I ever. I found something cheaper, so I'm using that)

Opening credits: Bother- Stone Sour (ok, then, what a way to start. This is gonna be good)

Waking up: Somebody Someone- Korn (a little desperate, am I?)

First day of school: Closer- Nine Inch Nails (I swear, my computer is against me)

Falling in love: Light My Fire- the Doors (ok, I'll give it this one)

Fighting: Sing for the Moment- Eminem (I'm not sure what to think about this)

Breaking up: I Kissed a Girl- Katy Perry (funny story about this one, not really, but I did wind up getting dumped by a guy who found out I was bi the hard way- a word of advice for the kids: liquor and cute girls don't mix)

Driving: I'm Your Boogeyman- White Zombie (I guess that makes me a scary driver)

Flashback: This Is How a Heart Breaks- Rob Thomas (sad flashback, apparently)

Mental Breakdown: In the End- Linkin Park (oh, that sort of fits. I'm two for whatever!)

Getting back together: Stayin' Alive- Beegees (teehee...)

Wedding: Personal Jesus- Depeche Mode (this is wrong on so many levels)

Birth of a child: You Do Your Thing- Montgomery Gentry (this isn't how I raise my kid, I swear!)

Final battle: Behind Blue Eyes- The Who (makes a little sense, in one of those slow motion, no-food-will-come-of-this ways)

Death scene: Down With the Sickness- Disturbed (for some reason I'm picturing Bellatrix right now...)

Funeral: The Bitch is Back- Elton John (LMFAO- Zombie!)

End credits: Should've Said No- Taylor Swift (Again, a bit of a loss for words!)

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List thirteen of your favorite characters in no particular order.

1. Fred Weasley

2. George Weasley

3.Harry Potter

4. Severus Snape

5. Hermione Granger

6. Remus Lupin

7. Tonks

8. Ron Weasley

9. Sirius Black

10. Bellatrix Lestrange

11. Neville Longbottom

12. Dudley Dursley

13. Luna Lovegood

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Lupin/Neville? No, and I don't think I want to. I'm not anti-slash, I'm just not pro this pairing

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Snape- Sweet Merlin, yes. The things I would do with that man...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Dudley got Ron pregnant? I might be able to stop laughing by the time Ron managed to give birth!

4.Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Dozens! Want a suggestion? Check out Angelically-Devilish's fics, they're awesome and many involve the sexy Mr. Black

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

George Weasley and Lupin... My first reaction was no, but now that I'm thinking about it, they might be really cute together!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Hermione/Sirius or Hermione/Bellatrix? Definitely Sirius! The man is too yummy to pass up!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Tonks walking in on George and Dudley having sex? She'd laugh her ass off all the way to the Brain Bleach.

8. Make up a title for a Three/Ten fic.

A Harry/Bellatrix fic? Crazy For You

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Fred and Ron= EWWWW!! I am very, very, very against incest fics

10. Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Tonks/Dudley hurt/comfort? Are you stoned? No? Oh, well, here goes nothing- His life was turned upside down by the Boy Who Lived, and the only one who can help get it back on track is one of the weirdest people he's met.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Ron. Hmmm... Probably 'Mr. Cellophane' from the Chicago soundtrack.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Fred/Lupin/Dudley. Warning: Crack!fic

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About Hermione? A matter of minutes. And I'm writing a couple, too. I heart Hermione.

14. One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three while Thirteen watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie.

Fred

and Sirius are in a happy relationship until Sirius runs off with Snape. (ok, can I stop right there for a minute and compose myself? I've read a couple Sirius/Snape fics and they just never seem right. Too forced or too OOC. Not gonna happen, people! Moving on-) Fred, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Neville and a brief unhappy affair with Dudley (I'm dying here!), then follows the advice of Hermione and finds true love with Harry while Luna watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie (funny, this doesn't seem horribly OOC for Luna. And if it weren't for the Sirius/Snape bit I'd totally read this fic!)

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For my story 'For Their Greater Good' I've picked two dresses mentioned in chap 42. The links are:

http://tinyurl.com/ginnydress

http://tinyurl.com/mionedress