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since: 09-25-08, id: 1701544, Profile Updated: 07-15-09
country: United States
Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Fruits Basket, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Heyers everyone! 123-Cat-Cat-321 here! :D I've decided to edit my profile so it only includes stuff written personally by me, stuff I think is important, and my favorite (fill in whatever is my favorite on here). That's 'cause, well, on fanfiction I think we're supposed to be writing our own profiles. So that's what I'm gonna do from now on :)

About Me:

Nationality: 100 percent Filipina, only Americanized! lol

Age: Heck like I'm gonna tell ya

Religion: Christian

Location: I ain't tellin ya! -mutters- Friggin' stalker...

Hobbies: Well, I love to hang outside with my friends when I get the chance. Most of my free time in the house is spent on fanfiction, I know I need a life, but you've gotta admit, what people write on this site is amazing! I'm also on Youtube, Myspace, basically the internet in general. UH... I love reading, whenever my friends are actually inside my house, their jaws practically hit the floor when they see my book shelves. I'm also obsessed with music, iPod is almost always on. Shopping is also a big thing for me to do, once you hand me twenty dollars, don't plan on seeing that bill ever again lol. So yea...

Favorite Music Artists: This is only some because, really, if I listed all of them, you'd fall asleep one eighth of the way through. But here are some:

- Hey Monday

- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

- Paramore

- Avri lLAvigne

- 3 Oh! 3

- Linkin' Park

- Kelly Clarkson

- Jesse McCartney (shoot me why dont cha?)

- Jordin SParks

- Taylor Swift

- Gloriana

Yeah, I can go on forever but I'll stop now.

Favorite Books and Series: Once again, I'll only name a few. Maximum Ride Series. Hope Was Here. If I Have A Wicked Stepmother, Where's My Prince? Bloomability (You've gotta admit, it's so sweet!) Saffy's Angel (and its companions), Percy Jackson and the Olympian series, I'll stop here

Favorite COlors: I tend to like the darker colors, like navy blue, forest green, crimson, etc. Normally, black and grey would be there too, but my friend tells me they are tints not colors. hahaha


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Fang MR

2. Iggy MR

3. Max Ride MR

4. Percy Percy Jackson...

5. Annabeth Percy Jackson...

6. Nico Percy Jackson...

7. Yuki Fruits Basket

8. Dark DN Angel

9. Jaden Yugioh GX

10. Yugi Yugioh

11. Robin Teen Titans

12. Luke Percy Jackson

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Nico and Robin? HAHAHA! That would be hilarious! Wait... Nico/Robin means... mental image EWWW!! No I do not wanna!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hmm... Percy is pretty hot... On a scale of 1 to 10? a six. A ten being a Fang or a Dark.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

EWWW!! I don't even wanna think HOW Luke got Dark pregnant! Ew Ew Ew Ew!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

I haven't really read about my Yugioh people on this site... Yugi and Jaden glare at me Sorry!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

snickersnicker Iggy and Nico... Wen Iggy gets tired of chasing Fang in those Iggy/Fang fanfics, he can go for Nico as a youger sub. lol But no they would not 'cause that would mean they were gay (no offense to any gay people out there)

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Percy and Luke would kill both 9 Jaden and 10 Yugi. But I think Jaden would be better cause he's more in the present... while Yugi however keeps turning into a Pharaoh at random times...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Yuki would go as blind as Iggy.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Cant really picture that, Fang wouldnt let that happen now that the fifth MR book is out.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

chokes I hope not! I know they're alike in so many ways in all but... shudders

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Two teens from different background but similar troubles, come together and help each other through. Fighting Battles

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

...Whats het?

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No, lol Robin's old news

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

A fanfic with Iggy and Percy battling over Annebeth... interesting... lol but yea, my friends have midns like that

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Tahts hard. Dark is too... indescribable lol.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Beyond T. Im scared to even think about that story.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Not in a while really

17. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Fang and Jaden are in a happy relationship, until Jaden runs off with Percy. Fang, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Robin and a brief unhappy affair with Luke, then follows the wise advice of Annabeth, and finds true love with Max.

Wow, would you look at that, no matter what, its always Fax :D

18. What title would you give this fic?

Going gay until true love


YOUR GUY SIDE:

(x) You love hoodies.
(x) You love jeans.
(x) Dogs are better than cats.
(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.
(x) Shopping is torture. with my parents
() Sad movies suck.
()You own/ed an X-Box.
(x) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
(x) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x) You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(x)You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
() You watch sports on TV.
() Gory movies are cool.
()You go to your dad for advice.
()You own like a trillion baseball caps.
()You like going to high school football games.
()You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(x) Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(x) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
(x) Sports are fun.
(x) Talk with food in your mouth.
(x) Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

(x) You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
(x)You love to shop. with my friends
()You wear eyeliner
()You wear the color pink
()Go to your mom for advice.
()You consider cheerleading a sport.
()You hate wearing the color black.
(x)You like hanging out at the mall.
(x)You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(x)You like wearing jewelry.
()Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
()Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
()You don't like the movie Star Wars.
()You were in gymnastics/dance.
(x)It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
(x) You smile a lot more than you should.
(x) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(x)You care about what you look like.
()You like wearing dresses when you can.
()You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
(x) You love the movies.
(x)Used to play with dolls as little kid.
()Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
()Like being the star of everything.

TOTAL: 11


Stereotypes: If you think people should lay off and stop hatin', put this on your profile. (BOLD = the ones that apply to you)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have slanty eyes.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling loser.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (HELL NO!!)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (although considering the state of people my age, I think I'd really rather be a loser)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
(well, actually...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (I so wanted to leave this one unbolded)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control
I get STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST be a weird
I'm a "NERD", so I MUST have mental issues
I am in BAND, so I MUST be a freak

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec (Its brunette if ur hair is black rite?)
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD/ADD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.
I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen.

I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.
I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.
I don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be autistic

Stop sterotypes! Copy this into your bio.


RACISM

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE TO HELP STOP RACISM


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.


This is Written by a Guy!!

Not Me i Just Thought It Was Cute

We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it makes us kinda mad.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there..

We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTSbut at 2 in the morning we do get a littl e concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.

That it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it..

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood im in.

Let us pay for you!

dont 'feel bad'

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not what you are.

Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.

or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up..

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown,
Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'
i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!

Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population
and find someone who will treat you with utter respect

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' .and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this


Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Killed.

a little girl holding the hand of her orphanage nanny looks up at the sky and asks "What are those little lights in the sky?"

two figures stand in front of a little girl's grave, crying over their dead daughter.

a sister sheilds her little brother from her father's drunken rage. her brother runs away on the day of her funeral.

a man getting on a buss walks under a black sky, the stars hidden by light pollution. he has only seen stars in movies and pictures.

a little boy holds his mother, trying to keep her warm and dry from the rain dripping into their cardboard box.

a girl stands on the street in front of her house in the snow because she told her parents that she was lesbian

a Jewish man hides his face in public from fear of getting harmed

the neighbors hear screaming and crying in the apartment beside them, and had seen the woman with an empty bottle of alcohol walking towards the room, but they just pull their blankets tighter around them.

a girl sleeps on a park bench because she got pregnant and let her parents know

someone kicks mud in the face of a man asking for a spare bit of change. the man couldn't get a job because he was gay

an african american woman stops going to church because they don't accept her race

a mother cries as the police drag her sobbing daughter away. her wife comes outside and hugs her. the police had said she was an unfit mother because she was lesbian

Isn't that sad? No, I'm not lesbian or abused or poor, but I still feel bad for abuse and such... paste this into your profile if the messed up world we live in makes you sad...

Favorite Quotes:

"I'm not a nut!"~ In May Bukas Pa (a Tagalog drama, I translated it)

"PEANUT BUTTER!" ~Cyclopes

"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV on the other hand..."~Edward

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends."~Nudge

"You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers!"~Fang

"Just - beware of Mr. Chu. He makes Itex look like Sesame Street." ~Jeb

"Then it hit me, amid all the flashing lights and alarms and the banging sounds that were getting louder: a realisation that made my blood run cold and my hand freeze into a claw on the single joystickthat operated the sub. I was locked in a very small airtight container... with the Gasman." ~Max

"I'm brilliant! I'm a genius! I can blow up the world!... Not that I would want to of course." ~Gazzy

"You're not supposed to beat Elmo." ~Kate (John and Kate Plus Eight)

"Go get the magic bunny man." ~Kate (John and Kate Plus Eight)

"I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!"~Gazzy

"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"~Max

I Know I Said Would Only Post favorites, important stuff, or stuff I wrote, but I just had to add this! lol

1. Your real name - Catherine

2. Your gangsta name (the first 3 letters in your forename plus "izzle" in the end) - Catizzle (That sounds so odd outloud hahaha)

3. Your detective name (your favorite color and your favorite animal) - Black Wolf

4. Your soap opera name (your middle name and current street) - Cruz Clifton (OKay... haha)

5. Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters or your sirname, the first 2 letters of your forename, and the last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name) - Crucacru (LMFAO!)

6. Your superhero name (your second favorite color, and you favorite drink) - Blue Coolatta (Percy Jackson would love that)

7. Your witness protection name (mother's middle name) - Cruz (thats her now middle name)
8. Your goth name ("black" and the name of one of your pets) - Black Stan (he's dead)

9. Your Arab Name: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)- Agurtmz (That sounds odd too lol)

10. Your Nick Name (First three letters of your name and -ie)- Catie

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1. DemiangelsWhat Happens When Their Worlds Collide? » reviews
The flock is off to the good ol' town of New York City while Percy and the gang are living their action-filled lives in the home of the Empire of State. What'll happen when you mix these two groups? Read to find out! Percabeth! Mang! Other matchups unsure
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,149 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 10-15-09 - Published: 5-31-09 - Max & Percy J.
2. Music to the Max! Get it? yeahnvm lol » reviews
When the three eldest of the flock were nineteen, Max left the Flock. What happens when all three of them get involved into bands at California? I suck at summaries, da story is beta : Definite Mang n IggyxOC Rated T just incase
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,995 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 9-15-09 - Published: 1-18-09
3. All in the City of New York reviews
AU. Fang is the closed off president of one of the most successful companies in the nation while Max is the fun, witty waitress. Can their differences be put aside? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-30-09 - Max & Fang
4. MFI Get High » reviews
What would happen if the three oldest of the flock got drunk? Read to find out! Two-Shot! FAX Please review, I mite edit later on! T for a few words
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 4-11-09 - Published: 11-1-08
5. Feathers of the Forgotten » reviews
Who knew a bird could have such an effect on the Zodiac? To know the story, read on. Lol I suck at summaries. YukixTohruxKyo, AkitoxOC, and other relationships to come. Flames and compliments welcome! :D
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-27-09 - Published: 12-31-08
6. A Jade in the Sand » reviews
A year after the flock destroys Itex, they are living a life that's as normal as it can get for a group of bird kids. But someone from long ago comes back to them, what'll happen? Read to find out! Fax and Niggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,540 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-16-09 - Published: 9-27-08
7. Will Our Days Ever be Normal? reviews
The Flock faces a new day, as always, how will their week go? I will definetly add Fax and there might be Niggy, not sure yet. I'll try n update soon!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-15-08
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