Behold my profile. It is my...Profile. And yes that's Brianna from Gold Digger to your left. Why is she there? Because I like her and I played a WoW character named after her so long that after hearing myself called that on Vent I have to stop myself from answering to it in real life. Anyway if you're reading this either you clicked on one of the reviews I left on one of your stories (very likely), clicked on my little Fanfiction.net link on fukufics forums (unlikely) or you actually read one of the stories I've posted here (very very unlikely but if so I love you especially if you're a female red-head).

Anyway, a little about me...Umm...I use to write fanfiction a good 13 years ago in High School. Over the past 7 months or so I have for some inexplicable reason (quit WoW and had free-time...fine not so inexplicable) began to read a ton of fanfiction again. Due to this I got the idiotic idea to say hell maybe I can write something too like these people whose fics I enjoy. This is probably not going to happen, but I'm relatively good at deluding myself so maybe it will. Especially if I somehow do magic on peoples and make them think I have some sort of talent.

What I like in Fanfiction: I prefer Ranma fanfiction, but if I could find good ones (which I can't) I'd love to read some good SG-1, Slayers, Haruhi, Those Who Hunt Elves, Lost Universe, Kiddy Grade or other fics. I don't generally like fics that cure Ranma's cursed form (however there are some very good ones) as I find his cursed form quite interesting and the exploration of the gender issues resulting from that immensely entertaining. I am a fan of fukufics and the fem-Ranma but not all of them (many suck). I do not particularly care for Akane as the designated fiancee, but there are some fics that can write her well. My favorite Ranma relationship match-up cannon wise would be Ranma/Ukyou. I usually can't stand when a fic is crossed with more then 2 series. Three is the limit of what I can stand. You go to 4+ you're in my opinion badly diluting what makes the individual stories interesting and instead all they become is junk more often then not. There are some (but very very few) exceptions to this. But honestly if you're going to write a cross-over only use at most two series. Remember, these characters that you're crossing over apparently got you interested enough in the story to write a fanfiction about them but you don't think that the characters are interesting enough to carry a fic so you cross them over once to see their interactions. Fine that's understandable, but then you totally ruin your possible interaction by diluting the characters even more by adding more crosses? Ugh...I've read more stories ruined by that...

I am not a fan of Harry Potter, Naruto, or lots of the super duper popular current anime super written for fanfiction simply because I don't care for the source material. Please don't hurt me fanboys!

Idea's that I might or might not write that you can feel free to steal (but tell me if you do):

1. Ranma pretends to be injured after getting hit on the head again and acts pretty feminine but this is an act and a plan he cooked up to get a "vacation". Unintended effect of this is that it helps to clear up the fiancee problems due to only Ukyou being able to understand and accept what she thinks may be a permanent change in Ranma. Ends up with a Ranma/Ukyou pairing. Partially inspired by "Clothes Make the..." by Nightelf, "Am I Smart?" by Penguin-Sa, and "To Tell a Hawk From a Handsaw" by N. Reynolds.

2. Cologne gets desperate after she finds out that Ranma killed Saffron. She ambushes Ranma and mananges to knock him out and paralyze him with some sort of pressure point and drag him back to the Cat-Cafe. Once there she paralyzes and splashes Shampoo with a Instant Nannichuan and "milks" her or uses some mystical technique to do the same. Does the same to Ranma minus the instant nannichuan. Changes Ranma to female and hits a pressure point to insure pregnancy and impregnantes her. Changes Shampoo back to female and does the same. Mousse breaks in near the tail end and is outraged and visibly shaken at what Cologne has done. Is badly injured trying to stop her.
Shampoo wakes up, is unparalyzed by Cologne and discovers what Cologne has done. Cologne tells her that this was done mostly for the tribe and that she now has assured that Ranma and her will now have children. Shampoo is sickened by what she has done and is vehement that she would never want to win this way and would rather have let Ranma go. Ranma wakes up but is still paralyzed. She explains to him now her (for the rest of the fic but possibly epilogue) what she has done and that he is already pregnant with Shampoo's baby and she with his. Says curse will wear off a month after baby is born. Cologne also mentions that she knows his code of honor won't allow him to harm the innocent life now inside her and Shampoo and that since Shampoo is pregnant he is honor bound to marry Shampoo. Ranma is outraged and begins screaming at her crying and very visibly upset and begins to manifest a battle aura which begins to reverse the pressure point. Cologne prepares to reapply it stating that she's going to take him back to China in secret but before she does so a recovered Shampoo hits her over the head hard with one of her maces. She staggers back towards Ranma who recovers and beats her to within an inch of her life.
Shampoo asks Cologne why she did what she did and Cologne informs her that she was only doing what she and the rest of the elders of the Amazon's thought was necessary to insure a strong generation of children. Shampoo is sickened by what she hears and tells her that she forsakes the tribe. Ranma is amazed by this. Shampoo and Ranma begin to leave Cologne screaming at them that they WILL return to the village one way or another. Mousse awakens and kills Cologne (he was still conscious enough to hear her plan or some such). Pledges to help to defend Ranma and Shampoo as he too forsakes the Amazon tribe. Fic will then go into developing relationship with the three of them and interactions and repercussions of this with the rest of the Ranma cast. Will end with Shampoo/Ranma pairing but not particularly happy one, with both remaining in Japan. Mousse should end up happy too but not sure who with. Will be some/many fights with Amazon's which the other members of the Ranma cast will help defend with since those two will be pregnant and such. (I likely do not have the skillz to write this so if someone thinks they can make a go of this, just tell me and please do).

3. Ranma has married Akane however, she dies in childbirth. Distraught Ranma goes on a training trip. Ends up in China at Jusenkyou. Is approached by the Phoenix who offer him a position in their tribe if he is willing to replace his girl curse with a Pheonix curse. Ranma agrees as it will give him a purpose in life again. Inspired by Ozz's Saffronification partially but different direction and mostly different premise really.

Anyway that's it for now. Maybe you'll see another story below sometime soon. Who knows? I certainly didn't expect to ever have one there.