I AM A HUGE TWILIGHT FAN

I have brown hair and brown eyes and luv edward cullen (of course)

I have a mom and dad(obviously) a brother, a sister, a cat named Cali, and a chinchilla named Bubbles. btw CHINCHILLAS ARE THE CUTEST, (actually they're tied with my cat)

this is for u maeve-

Why Edward cullen would love me,

-I'm a REAL brunette, not even on the edge

-I have brown eyes, not on the edge either

-I'm pretty smart (edward doesn't like stupid)

-I'm very stubborn, in this case a good thing

-I love english (i really do maeve)

-I'm sarcastic too.

-I'm not really outgoing at first, more shy if u had to pick

-I dont think i'm all that

-I'm nice, arrogance isn't always good.

~If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile.

~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

~If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

~If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

95 percent of American teenagers are obesessed with being popular and/or fitting in. if you dont care, copy&paste on ur profile now!

98 percent of the teenage population has tried to or does smoke pot. if ur part of the 2 percent that doesn't, copy&paste on ur pro.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional break down if someone called them a freak. if u wouldn't care or if u would ask What was ur first clue, copy&paste on ur pro.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volturi" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward (or another character), from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, or are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profileWeird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, shadowkat 2701,Afw,charmedcrazy14, charmedbaby11, thesistersthree, Charmedn1, Renesmee24, TWILIGHTROCKS13

You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
I admit, it got me!!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

sorry maeve, but i NEEDED this on here

Forget Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down MY chimney!

When life gives me lemons I throw them back and demand Edward.

The only reason Edward ran from Bella in the meadow was because I was on the other side

Edward Cullen: making real guys feel pathetic

Edward Cullen Vs. Jacob Black is like Sparkles vs. Fleas Take your pick

You're not jealous of Bella Sawn?...Liar

0.2 Seconds = how long it took for me to fall for Edward Cullen

"Thanks, Stephenie. Now I'll never find a man."

Everytime I hear thunder I wonder if vampires are playing baseball

Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in a shiny Volvo

"I can't stay mad at Jasper. No really."

Bella Swan does not appreciate your fantasies about her husband

I cut pages 73-381 out of New Moon. Jacob can go die.

I threw New moon at the wall when Edward left

Katie Peary wrote Hot'n Cold while sitting between Edward ans Jacob, guess who was the out?

Screw Dr.Phil, Jasper never needs to say, "how do you feel about that"

Good guys read Twilight, and take notes.

If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile

If you love Edward Cullen, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would kill to become one, copy this onto your profile

If you’ve read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever tried to block your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen is from said gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this onto your profile

If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile

im sure by now all you people have had enough of me, so go read my story. and seriously think about getting a cat, THEY ARE AWWSOME. and if ur allergic get a chinchilla. ttfn.

the 11th comandment: Thou shalt love Edward Cullen unto thy death.

Dear Bella, I'll marry Edward for you so you can have Jacob.

Cullenism...my new religion.

Edward Cullen makes abstinence sexy.

Dear Jacob, I win. Sincerely, Edward

Future boyfriend checklist: Golden eyes, super strength, silver Volvo, reddish-brown hair.

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE CURE FOR OECD (OBSESSIVE EDWARD CULLEN DISORDER)
1)Stop thinking about edward...
2)stop thinking about his Volvo...
3)stop thinking about his muscular chest...and his flawless body...
4)stop thinking about his smell...
5)stop thinking about his voice...

Er...where were we?? Oh yeah... OECD...screw the remedy! I'm thinking about Edward. Don't bother me

Because of Edward Cullen, human boys have lost their charm

Edward Cullen ruins all mortals for me

Forget Prince Charming, I'm waiting for my Edward Cullen

I have trouble realizing Edward Cullen is just a fictional character

And on the 8th day, God made Edward Cullen

Sexy was born on June 20, 1901. They named it Edward Cullen.