Purple Staplers
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since: 09-25-08, id: 1701888, Profile Updated: 08-16-10
country: Canada
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

I AM PURPLE STAPLERS. Get over it.

Don't ask about the name, I don't even know. I just make up weird pennames. It's fun.

Yes, I am i-bit-a-pillow.

Hey, my name is...well, actually I'm not going to tell you my name because you might be a psychopathic stalker...but I can tell ya some nicknames!

My nicknames: Pixie Stick, Meanie, Turtle (I haven't been called this since I was seven), The Hyper One, and I'll add more later. That last one wasn't actually a nickname.

HEY Y'ALL! I GOTS A POLYVORE NOW!! So instead of taking up all of the room on my profile with link to clothing. I'll just post it on there.

CHECK IT OUT~

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?id=829440

Important Note Regarding Polyvore Account:

Yes I will continue to post the clothing and such for Who Knew? on here. As for any other, new stories posted from Growing Up at OCD and onward (6-21-09) will have the clothing and people posted on my Polyvore, under collections with the story titles. Thanks!

ANOTHER IMPORTANT NOTE:

For my story Catch Me I've said that I'll be posting things such as clothing and faces on there. This is clothing only. I'll be posting housing, what the characters look like and cars down there.

Catch Me:

Bella

Bedroom, Bathroom

Alice

Bedroom, Bathroom

Rosalie

Bedroom, Bathroom

Edward

Bedroom, Bathroom


SHOUT OUTS

Moonlit Ebony- For being my friend through all of the years, and for putting up with all my crap.

Mizz-Emz- My first official fanfiction friend, and wonderful beta. Oh, and both she and her mom share a love for me.

Keely Jade - Thanks for keeping me entertained while I was in the Philipines!

emilyaten - her and her friend Yasmine(mostly Yasmine) made this awesome thing inspired from Carlisle's screen name in my MSN story. here's a link:

Doctor Man Photo


NEWEST OBSESSION: GOSSIP GIRL

FAVOURITE QUOTE:

Blair: Motherchucker!

Serena: Oh! I forgot to put on underwear!

Dan: It would almost be scary if it wasn't wearing plaid...

Blair: I own prom!

Blair: Oh God, you're not going to come out of there with a mullet and girlfriend, are you?

Serena: You asked me out on a date and you didn't think I was nice?
Dan: No, I just thought you were hot. And, technically, you asked me out.

Lily: Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts?
Rufus: Cause we're awesome.

Serena: You know my mom: if it's not broke, break it.

Nate: Because you kill people now? What, you gonna hunt him down with your scarf?
Chuck: Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.

Blair: Okay, I have a problem. I have a big problem! It starts with a capital RX.
Nurse: What drugs have you been taking?
Blair: Caffiene, Nicotine, Cadimine, Disprine, LSD, Driazapam, Flurazepam. All the pams really, I don't discriminate.
Nurse: Apparently not
(picks up phone)
Nurse: Code yellow, floor six. Why don't you wait right here? I'll get a doctor.
(Begining to leave)
Blair: And I'd love a cappuccino!

Serena: There's something vibrating in your pocket, and I really hope it's your phone

Blair: Is that a bong, mother? I didn't take you for a stoner.


Favourites:

Books (series and singular)

The Clique
Twilight
Pretty Little Liars
Poseur
Private
The Luxe
Maximum Ride
The Ashleys
Jinx
Rhymes With Witches
Bliss
Suite Scarlett
Gossip Girl
Uglies
Talent
Darkest Powers
Hazing Meri Sugarman
Braless In Wonderland
Devilish
The Devouring
THe Host

T.V. Shows

Gossip Girl
Harper's Island
Two and a Half Men
Sonny With A Chance
CSI (Miami and Las Vegas)
So You Think You Can Dance

Movies

Finding Nemo
Princess Protection Program
St. Trinians
Twilight
New Moon
The Clique
Karate Kid

Music (Artists & Bands)

Taylor Swift
The Lonely Island
Paramore
Teeny bit of Miley Cyrus
Rihanna
Selena Gomez (Selena Gomez & the Scene)
Demi Lovato
Cobra Starship
3OH!3
Jordin Sparks
Leighton Meester
The Pretty Reckless
Stereos
Carly Rae Jepsen
Kristinia Debarge
Forever The Sickest Kids
Hey Monday
Metro Station
Thriving Ivory
Muse
The Plain White T's
The Veronicas
Lights
Katy Perry
Lady Gaga
Hedley
The Fray

Music (Songs of the Moment)(Updated Weekly)(Well, I try)

Last Updated: 9/23/09

Who's Got Your Money - Tina Parol
Catch Me - Demi Lovato
Welcome To The World - Kevin Rudolf
Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve
I'm On A Boat - The Lonely Island


Clothes and such from my stories:

Alice Plays with her Bella Barbie

Chapter 3 - Alice's tank, Alice's jeans, Alice's shoes, Alice's bag,

Chapter 4 - Alice's pj pants, Bella's tank, Bella's v-neck, Alice's leggings, & Alice's flats

Who Knew?

Leah, 4 Year Old Leah

Leah's phone, Leah's iPod, Leah's laptop

Leah's piano, Leah's house, Leah's bedroom and Leah's bathroom

Chapter 2
Leah's 1st dress, Leah's 2nd dress,

Chapter 10
Leah's dress - Spring Fling

Luna

Luna's phone, Luna's camera, Luna's laptop

Here are the three parts to Luna's room: Bedroom, Bathroom and Music room

Chapter 10
Luna's dress - Spring Fling

Meghan

Meghan's bedroom, Meghan's bracelet

Ashlee

Ashlee's bedroom

Taylor, 4 Year Old Taylor

Taylor's bedroom, Taylor's house, Taylor's car, Taylor's laptop

Skye

Skye and Luna's house, Skye's bedroom

Skye's car


You know you love me,

Fanfic Girl


1. Growing Up at OCD » reviews
Nessie Cullen, along with the rest of the Cullens, have relocated to New York. Where Nessie attends Octavian Country Day, an all girls private school. She's secretly falling for Jacob Black, her best friend's bad-boy brother. Full summary inside. R&R plz!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,343 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-27-10 - Published: 6-21-09 - Renesmee C./Nessie
2. Who Knew? » reviews
Taylor has liked Leah forever. Leah can't choose between Taylor or Skye. Skye only likes Leah because Taylor does. Seth wishes his sister would forgive him. And Luna? Well, she's just trying to go with the flow. Remember, shapeshifting changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,931 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 5-8-10 - Published: 2-8-09 - Leah
3. Catch Me » reviews
Bella is a dancer. Edward is a dancer. Edward hates Bella. Bella hates Edward. But when the two are forced to come together with their dance careers on the line, can the hate dissolve? Will love blossom? Can they really have it all? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 5-8-10 - Published: 10-10-09 - Bella & Edward
4. Yeah! Let's Do A Oneshot! » reviews
Was: Yeah! Let's Go On MSN. Emmett stole drugs from Edward? Bella's not wearing socks? Jasper and Paul, bffls? Why is all this happening and how hyperactive is this author? Find out, by reading my story. Used to be MSN story, but I changed it to oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 8-13-09 - Published: 1-16-09 - Bella & Emmett
5. Emmett! Stop it you pinkeyed fartbag! » reviews
Emmett gets punished for being mean to Bella. Follow the adventures of a summer with the Cullens. WARNING: it is really OOC in the first chapter and probs will be in other chapters too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-15-09 - Published: 11-1-08
6. Alice Plays with her Bella Barbie » reviews
Alice brings Bella over to play Bella Barbie. Flashbacks occur, hilarity ensues. I'll probs do diff pov's for diff chapters, depending what the chappie is about. R&R PLEASE! Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-11-08 - Published: 9-28-08 - Alice