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since: 09-26-08, id: 1702234, Profile Updated: 05-09-09
country: Canada
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Batman, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Harry Potter.

Hi!! My name is Carlin (aka. Amazingly Awesome Vertically Challenged Nerd), and I'm from Canada!

My name is pretty unique (how many people do you know with the name Carlin? seriously...) and so am I!! Sometimes I can be pretty hyper and crazy, but most of the time I'm really quiet, which I hate! I know it doesn't really make sense. I mean, if I hate it so much why can't i just not be quiet? Well my brilliant answer to that question is... I don't know...

Anyways... I'm pretty short but I really dont care lol. I'm a pretty artistic person. And I'm told that the sketches I do are pretty good! :D I also love to read, write, jump on my trampoline, be crazy, and the list could go on...

Anyhoo, thats me :)


--YOU ARE--

Name: Carlin the Amoeba
Single or taken: Single
Gender: Female
Birthday: February 5
Sign: Aquarius!

--APPEARANCE--

Hair colour: Dark brown
Eye colour: Hazel. Sometimes green
Height: short lol
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight.

--FASHION STUFF--

Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?: meh, don't really have anywhere specific
Favourite designer?: I have no clue.
What is your sexiest outfit?: everything! lol!
What is your most comfortable outfit?: PJ's!
What do you usually wear?: Jeans, a top... lol, what can I say, I'm boring

--WHAT ABOUT --

What kind of shampoo do you use?: Nothing really specific, it changes a lot.
What are you listening to right now:
The sweet sound of silence... and birds outside
Who is the last person that called you?: my mom, saying that she left us money to go out for lunch
How many buddies are online right now?: no clue

--FAVORITES--

Food: I have lots =)
Girls names: Selena
Boy’s names: For some bizarre reason, Micheal.. no idea why
Subjects in school: Art, & English
Animals: wolves, tigers, cats

--HAVE YOU EVER—

Given anyone a bath?: no
Smoked?: EW! Never!
Bungee jumped?: No way! but it would be fun!
Made yourself throw up?: no!
Skinny dipped?: lol! no
Ever been in love?: no, not really...
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: lol! yes!
Pictured your crush naked?: oh dear... NO!
Actually seen your crush naked?: No!
Cried when someone died?: when my pets have died, when my aunt died
Lied: yes... who hasn't?
Fallen for your best friend? no
Rejected someone?: lol there's never been anyone to reject
Used someone?: umm, I'm not sure
Done something you regret?: definately

--WHAT--

Clothes: ones that I like
Music: Rush!!Smell: stuff baking, and bonfires :-)
Desktop picture: I'm really not sure what it is.. a rock or something? My mom picked it out (since I'm on her laptop)
CD in player: my CD player broke :-( RIP
DVD in player: Northern Exposure, Season 6, disk 2 (didn't even have to go check!)

--LAST PERSON--

You touched: lol probably Emily, I gave her a hug :D
You hugged: Emzy
You IMed: Emma!
You yelled at: umm, probably Emzy
You kissed: Emzy, on the cheek LOL

--ARE YOU--

Understanding: Yes, I think so
Open-minded: definately!
Arrogant: I don't think so?
Insecure: Yes
Random: LOL!! Oh yeah!
Hungry: not at all
Smart: I have my moments
Moody: lol yes
Hard working: sometimes
Organized: not at all!
Healthy: I try to be, but it doesnt really work all that well
Shy: Yes.. but sometimes not at all! I'm tempermental like that =)
Difficult: i try not to be.. but yes, I guess I am sometimes
Bored easily: nope, I don't really get bored all that often surprisingly
Obsessed: with some things, yes
Angry: sometimes I can get VERY angry
Sad: sometimes
Happy: I try to be most of the time
Hyper: definately depends on the situation!
Trusting: Not really. I only trust a few specific people

--WHO DO YOU WANT TO--

Kill: tis a secret... evil smile
Slap?: not telling
Get really wasted with?: I dont want to
Get high with: i dont want to
Talk to offline: my friends
Talk to online: anybody who wants to talk
Sex it up with: I'm not telling... LOL!

--RANDOM--

In the morning I: wake up, and want to go back to sleep
Love is: just a big pain in the butt if you ask me
I dream about: very random things
Sexual preference: men
What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: their smile =)

--WHICH IS BETTER--

Coke or Pepsi: meh, doesnt matter
Flowers or candy: CANDY!
Tall or short: Short!! yay Shorties!

--WHO--

Makes you laugh the most: My crazy friends!
Makes you smile: Again, my crazy friends!
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: you! jokes, meh nobody in particular.

--DO YOU EVER--

Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: umm... no.. of course not... looks around suspiciously
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: I like being female thanky uo very much
Wish you were younger: sometimes, but generally, I'm happy with my age :D
Cry because someone said something to you?: yes, all the time.. but I try to hide it

--NUMBER--

Of times I've had my heart broken: no comment
Of hearts I have broken: most likely, none
Of guys I've kissed: again, no comment
Of girls I've kissed: on the cheek? a few
Of CD's I own: not really a whole lot
Of scars on my body: a lot! (I'm kinda a klutz)


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1. The Couch reviews
Edward's short rant on fanfiction writers. Crackfic. Rating due to Edward's pottymouth.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-7-09 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete
2. Edward vs Edward reviews
Edward Elric vs Edward Cullen, the Ultimate Showdown! oneshot crack fic! please R&R
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-3-09 - Edward E. & Edward - Complete
3. From the Shadows » reviews
A Romeo & Juliet type story. Two unexpected lovers are finally brought together. but is it too good to be true? slash, Severus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-11-09 - Published: 7-9-09 - Sirius B. & Severus S.
4. Sacrifices reviews
Oneshot. Edward's thoughts when he dies...That sounds so morbid!... Oh well :
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-8-09 - Edward E. - Complete
5. My Angel in the Darkness » reviews
Bella Swan lives happily in Phoenix, until her parents are tragically killed in an accident. Overcome with grief, she moves to Forks to live with her Uncle Phil, where she meets a handsome, mysterious guy who helps her cope with the pain. Could it be lov
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,940 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 12-7-08 - Published: 10-19-08 - Bella & Edward
6. If you could see the other side of me » reviews
After the Joker drives them both insane and in love with a teen pop star, Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson are in no fit condition to take on their superhero roles. But now a new man is prepared to take on the role of Gotham's elite saviour... PLEASE RXR!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 11-2-08 - Alfred P.
7. Hide And Seek » reviews
Edward's POV, when James lures Bella to the ballet studio, with my own version of the ending. is a lot better than it sounds. Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-29-08 - Published: 10-20-08 - Edward - Complete
8. Wish you were here » reviews
Takes place in Eclipse. Bella decides not to make Edward stay with her during the fight against the newborns How could this desicion have changed their lives? Well, read to find out! BTW chapter titles are major spoilers! Please Review! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,758 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 10-17-08 - Published: 10-2-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
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