Age: No comment

Favorite Books/Manga: Hetalia: Axis Powers, After School Charisma, Fairy Tail, Skip Beat!, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter

Favorite T.V. Shows/anime/cartoons: The Colbert Report, How I Met Your Mother, Psych, Buffy:TVS, Danny Phantom, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and Teen Titans

Favorite Song(s): Europa (Globus), Don't Mess with Me (Temposhark), There! Right There! (Legally Blonde Musical)

Favorite Color: Blue

Favorite Food: Chinese food, especially Seafood Soup

Favorite Pass Time: FanFiction, Internet, drawing

I like keeping all the work I've ever posted up, even the really old stuff I wrote when I was 12, because I like to see how I've evolved as a writer, and a person.

STORIES IN PROGRESS:

Bleach/Bleach Crossovers:

Inverse Universe:

Where everyone's status was backward. Ex. Hinamori is an evil bitch and defects to Huceo Mundo after stabbing her poor vice captain, Sousuke Aizen, and leaving him to die. HIATUS

Everyday Muse:

Drabble collection. Prompt 83: She thought he was actually serious...My first request fulfilled

It Begins: Again

Renji's life sucks. It really does. And now he's transferred his Shinigami powers to a human. And is about to be executed. Have I mentioned that he transferred his powers to the reincarnation of his Captain's wife? HIATUS

Waiting In Sin

Ulquiorra Schiffer is a very patient man. COMPLETE

Wicked

Albus Severus Potter was a very wicked boy indeed. Albus is Ulquiorra fic.

Obsession

He can't let her go. She thought he was part of her imagination. The rest are just very confused. IchigoSenna. HIATUS

Hetalia: Axis Powers/Hetalia Crossovers

America and his United States:

50 states. 50 World Meetings. 50 Awkward Situations. USUK, Spamano, PruCan will also be involved. Latest Chapter: Arkansas

European Kinks:

Oneshots about Europe based on a list of (sexual) kinks. Get's angsty and historical. Chapter Five: Greece.

Ancient American Heroes:

The history of America's relationship with two Ancient nations, two sets of gods, and how they put him through a lot of stupid shit. Oneshot collection. Chapter 4: Roaring Twenties

SHIPPING:
BLEACH:
UlquirorraXOrihime, GinXRangiku

FAIRY TAIL:
JuviaXGray, GazilleXLevi, LucyXNatsu FriedXMirajane, ErzaXJellal

DANNY PHANTOM:
DannyxSam, TuckerxValerie, JazzxClockwork, JazzxTucker, DannyxSamxDan, One-sided DanxSam

AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER:
AangxKatara, SokkaxSukki, TophxSokka, ZukoxMai

TEEN TITANS:
RobxStar, BBxRae, KFxJinx, BummbleBeexCyborg, SpeedyxCheshire

HETALIA: AXIS POWERS
USUK/UKUS, RusAme, Spamano, GerIta, PruCan, Freanne (FranceXJeanne D'Arc), GiriPan, DenNor, SuFin, NetherlandsXLichtenstein

QUOTES:

"Ugh! Why am I so bad at being good!"-Zuko

This is it, I know what my destiny is now. It only took me 51 episodes to do that, but that's still shorter then most Naruto fight sequences. -Puppetbender Zuko

Ichigo:...'Cuz I won't. Don't even ask me. I came here to save you and that's what I'm going to do. Oh, and from now on I'm ignoring all your opinions, you're coming with me, whether you want to or not dammit! (points at her) You got that!? Huh? I'm the rescuer here! You just shut up!

Rukia: Wha-What'd you say? Who do you think you are ordering me around like that? A rescuer isn't supposed to ignore the rescue-ee!

Ichigo: Yeah? And what kind of a rescue-ee complains about the rescue? (meanwhile Hanantarou is standing in the background moving his hands in a 'calm down' motion)Why don't you just go sit down and tremble in fear and cry out 'save me, save me' like you're supposed to?!

Rukia: UGh! I don't need to be saved! And I do not tremble!

Festival by kaibasgirlx

Fourth of July =

“It’s a celebration for the Declaration of Independence which Americans signed as a statement to proclaim their freedom from British rule.”

“Come again?”

“Pretty much after a long war filled with much blood, gore, and carnage, the Americans won, and are celebrating their victory over the losers.”

Hikaru (pissed): KAROU! No matter how much you look at it, you're still saying too much!

Karou: (Here!) Since you already got angry, I'll add a reading assignment in your training program.

Hikaru (thinking): Dammit!

Ouran High Host Club:

Haruhi: Damn these rich people.

Quote by JerichosPhantom:

Me: Body Fluids. Go.

DOG DIARY:

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY:

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

This morning I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...Cat

AWESOME SAYINGS:

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill very many people.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door.

I used to have a life but, that was before video games!

Don't look for inspiration. Start working and inspiration will come to you.

Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise.

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together.

Why are wrong numbers never busy?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected' make the unexpected expected?

I do visit reality, although it's only on a tourist visa.

I used to have a handle on life; then it broke.

Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

Tell the truth and run

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

When in doubt, make up words!

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

YOU ARE A FIREBENDER! You are aggressive & have an inner anger that you can't control; or maybe you just don't want to. Your policy is to annihilate the opposition, just like the Fire Nation's. You let nothing come between yourself & what you desire. Anger is what keeps you going.

Take time and read each sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line

You like designer clothes: I like jeans and a t-shirt

You go to the movies: I read books (...or FanFiction, at any rate)

You're on Team Jacob: I'm on Team Send Them Both To Hell And Bella Too

You're on Team Edward: . . .same as before

You talk about kissing boys: I talk about nothing but anime

You like cute boys: I like cute manga characters

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