Emmy made me this drawling

Before you start I just want to warn you that my "O" and "I" button sticks sometimes (always now, u have no idea how fracking anoying that is!), so if any "O"'s or "I"'s are missing it's not my fault. Also ignor the horrible grammer, please.

I sighed, Emmy was blabbering on about my horrible grammar. It was 3 am, what were we doing fighting about grammar at 3am? Obviously it was a sleep over, we were the only peeps awake. What part of sleep over makes peeps think that we're gonna sleep? Well she had finished prating on, and asked if I wanted to read something she'd written? I said sure, and she showed me this site. So thank you Emmy, clapping, if you hadn't shown me this I would be doing something boring like cleaning my room (lord forbid), which is what I'm supsed to be doing but my mom thinks I'm still on the phone talking to Emmy right now... so ya.

Name: I'll give you my alter ego thing, Sally Doyle.

Age: I'm in my preteens.

What do I look like?: Imagine a 5 ft 5 in Burnett with hair down to her middle back.

This is my absalute favorite thing to say!:You're my BFFN, Best Friends For Now!

Nicknames: Bah, bad oil (don't ask), BAD (why did my parents have to give me those initials?!), many others but they kinda give away my first name so... ya.

My Favorite color?: Maroon

Favorite Food?: Vegetarian Shepard's pie!

What anoys me?:Currently it's this stupid "O" button! But I don't like fingernails on a chalk board sound

Favorite movie?: Serenity. Second Grave of the fire flys, so sad. I always cry when I watch it. My third favorite is fried green tomatoes.

Favorite Song?: Hurrican- Bob Dylan

Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and a girl hugging and were tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"

How many roads must a man walk down, before you will call him a man?

And how many seas must a white dove sail, before she sleeps in the sand?

And how many times must the canon balls fly, before they are forever banned?

The answer my friend is blowng in the wind, yes the answer is blowng in the wind!

IT'S RAINING! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

REGULUS BLACK IS MY HOMEY!

I got an iPod Nano for Christmas! I'm listening to "Being for the benefit of Mr. Kite!" By the Beatles!

So, I've got a Tiffany moment for you! Tiff is my friend.

Tiff- Whoa, Nick your hair is all puffy like Abraham Lincons! All you need is a hat!

Me- -laughs till crys- That- takes a breath and laughs again- is the stupidest thing you've ever said.

Nick- ...

Bias against homosexuals is wrong, do your part to stop it by simply not using the word gay as an insult and pointing out to people you hear using it as an insult that it highly affencive to people who are homosexual, even if it does mean putting up with nasty rumors, I have to endure them every day just because I spoke out against what is wrong. So please, do your part, it just might make some ones life a little better.

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly,
Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret
anything that made you smile

-~NeVeR rEgReT aNyThInG tHaT mAdE yOu sMiLe!~-

Quote's of the month:

"Dog food everywhere!"- me, failing at feeding the dog.

"Instead of having vampires burn up in the sun, lets make them sparkle!"- Emmy

"I'm so mad at Ed, he's short, he 18 years old, and he's a virgin!"- Emmy, complaining Ed Elric

Tiff- "Who's Sasha? Is she that blonde girl you have a picture of on your wall?" Me- "That's you."- Tiff having a tiff moment, again. BTW, Sasha is a guy...

"The evil chickens keep eating me!"- Emmy

"Just hop over them Luigi! Just hop over them!"- Emmy

"Good girls are just bad girls that haven't been caught yet"- Brittany

"I wonder what's in this can of compressed air?"- Emmy

"No, Emmy, I don't think I want to be a Reever"- Me

"I'm not clumsy!"- Daniel "You got your toes stuck in the dishwasher!"- me

"…How on earth did he get his TOES stuck in the DISHWASHER?"- Emmy

"Molly can I be a magical Leoploradon?"- me

"When the only person you ever won an arm wrestle to is a lunch box, you're leading a very sad life."- Me

"But it looks like Daisy is bitching about something in der waffle house! Bye!" -Emmy hanging up on me to go watch dead like me

"Oh Alex... you gonna get raped." -Emmy

"Oh I read it, it was good, I like yaoi." -Me

~I am a part of the Authors Against Perfect Original Characters Society (AAPOCS). If you are too, copy and paste this into your profile

Ew, I hate snow, stupid snow...

POPCORN... is yummy.

I have recently becom adicted to FMA! I'm an Al fangirl, he's mine!

Ed, stop talking to Riley, or Emmy will throw you in the closet. Oh, Darn it, I've been trying to say Emmy's name less...

Coming Soon!

Sally at Hogwarts!

What happens when I, being the moron I am, go to Hogwarts. Well first I refuse to call Harry by his real name, wake everyone up really early with really loud music, inform Trelawney that my inner eye told me to talk to an imaginary Yak and completely ignor her class, then just act completely insane.

So today at lunch my friend Tia gave me her chesse whales (Basicly they're gold fish only with a bit more chesse and shaped like a whale) and turned to my friend Liby, I also had gold fish, "It all starts with a mommy whale, and a Daddy whale, and they do their stuff, and out poops this thing," I hold up the gold fish, and she just stares at me with the expression that says, why does she always do this to me?

I have found a problem in the fourth Harry Potter movie (Other then the things most people notice), Tom Riddle's tombstone says 1905-1948, he didn't die in 1948, he died in 1942!

Ok, I made a stupid mistake, I said in one of my author notes that "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" was by They might be Giants, that is a lie, or well a mistake really, -hits forehead because of stupidity-

Other sights:

http://b-a-doyle.deviantart.com/

http://www.youtube.com/user/SerenityRox99

Ok, Emmy and I have decided to call the story "Hogwarts in Hell". The two of us are annoying enough without magic, -Grins evily-