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since: 09-30-08, id: 1703714, Profile Updated: 10-22-09
country: Australia
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Card Captor Sakura, and Bleach.

Hey kiddilywinx ...

There are too many things that I could write that probably wouldn't make sense in the long run so I'll just leave this page as is :o)

Name: SkoRn3d - it says so on my profile -.

Age: "That's none of your business Dan, and I'll thank you to stay outta my personal affairs" ~Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

I have a serious case of hopeless romanticism - the doctors say it's terminal.
Edward and Bella are the epitome of perfection -(even before she got bitten)- and Jacob is a little shit, but he's hot, funny and ends up happy so no harm no foul.
I love music, I've got an everchanging soundtrack that follows the course of my life that never stops playing. I hate quiet, it creeps me out and I don't think I've spent a full day in the "real world" since I truely discovered my imagination - so like, 5 -

Fav - Anime: Well just head here. I've watched most of them and because of my truely scysophrenic nature I just find it hard to chose a favorite. I spose if I had to then it would be Sailor Moon and Card Captors :o) weird I may be but child-like I most definately am -.

I love ALL Disney Movies

Fav - Music: OMG!! I LOVE MIYAVI!! It took me like 3 hours but I know how to play Itoshii Hito and now I can't stop. Aside from Miyavi though, this is just one of the songs that I'm in love with at the moment. It's Wycleff ft Neville brothers. Old Skol and Soulful ... it's not the only thing I like but it's definitely up there with the best.

Here's just a few REALLY favorite Authors and some of their stories. It'll be updated as they're aquired C:

SumiHatake is the first one. Fantabulous author of MissionIruka/Christmas
TheDangerofPassingNotes by Michelerene
r3b3lliousr3b3l
's Iruka'sPain on deviant.

At the Bottom of Night - JasotheArtisan

Ichigo turned back to face the moon once more, his thoughts of the endlessness of space now seeming minute compared to the miracle that he’d just witnessed. Surely whatever combination of elements that composed the symphony of the cosmos could not have written the extraordinary waltz that had just transpired upon this humble blue planet. His normally infinite wonderment at the stars was currently at a standstill.


A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck those fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I totally got fucked over at the carnival."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't know what the fuck you're talking about!"

Inquiry: "what the fuck did you just say ?"

Dissatisfaction: "No! I don't fucken like it!"

In Confidence: "Cause I fucken said so."

Dismissal: "Get the fuck out!'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loud and proud, "Fuck you!"


You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

You're a 90's kid if:

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

Dark vs. Dawn
To all daydreamers

Till dawn creeps through my darkened dreams,
And wakes my restless mind.
My thoughts sweep headlong into doorways,
I just can’t seem to find.
For every dream discovered,
I’d break away my heart.
To stay just one more hour,
Living in the dark.

Author: Rebecca Jones, someone who just can't seem to stay focused

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1. From across the Waters » reviews
Sasuke goes to Venice with the 'family' and while gone Naruto convinces him to write him - that's right, Sasuke has to write. Letters. To Naruto. This has got to be some kinda funni. Maybe a little something at the end
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-9-09 - Published: 4-21-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
2. The loss of pressure reviews
He'd never known it was there. There to be tasted, and touched. He couldn't imagine the consequences of one simple 'operation' Rated M for launguage at first - then maybe something else kukuku. I suck at summaries. Sorry.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-30-09 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K.
3. Their Rise to a future reviews
Standing amidst the crowded city centre she finally felt it; The Fear gripped her and moved her bodily through the throng of people toward her goal. Syaoran, she had to get to Syaoran.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-19-09 - Syaoran L. & Sakura K.
4. Two Little Boys »
They would always be together ... best friends 'till the dark finally separated them. But how far can the light take you when your hand's being torn from it? Eventually M for violence and maybe a bitta yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,297 - Updated: 4-18-09 - Published: 4-9-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
5. As within, so without shall you be reviews
Marked as The Beast since ages past; in search of love to change his heart. Possessing a flame unwilling to bend; releasing the rose to seal his end. Sasunaru M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-18-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
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